How about them lizards eh?
>not op but i am but not the lizard op
>>542825489
sharpie in pooper
63 get
They have the endurance of Hercules
this is now a Black superiority thread
>>542825862
so just another shitpost thread?
>>542826239
yeahhh
>>542826239
OP's here!
>>542826239
He's warping the spacetime. He will now ascend to godhood.
>>542826239
OP is that you?
Crucify lizard jesus!
>>542826239
Please confirm OP
>>542826239
OP, at the end of all the test you should attach him to some balloons and let him be free. :')
RIP sweet lizard you will not be forgotten
>>542826708
Crucify then tie to ballons so lizard jesus can be reunited with his kin in the skies.
>>542826708
KKEKEKEK
White bois get jealous when confronted with evidence of Black superiority.
>>542826239
Toasting in epic bread.
Also we love /pol/ >>>/pol/29000000
CRUCIFY HIM IN THE NAME OF OUR BLOODLORD JESUS CHRIST
DO IT OP YOU'VE BEEN COOL SO FAR
OP Liz for real you have to baloon launch so we can be SURE he gets to paradise.
>>542825862
>black
>superiority
kek
>>542826916
>thinks thread is epic
facepalm.jpg
>>542826926
lel
SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP SCREENCAP
New theme http://youtu.be/i7fnlJ60RO8
>>542826893
>>542826893
we're confident enough that we dont need to prove ourselves... i see that you apes do...
OP CRUCIFY HIM AND SEND IT TO SPACE FOR WE HAVE SINNED TODAY
>>542827041
A lot of white women prefer Black men. Just a fact.
>>542826708
>>542826239
Send to space.
Send him up to meet Spacebat.
>>542826853
this
Stick with fucking lizards mate.
Survival skillz in this bitch (and btw if /b/ must have a queen she should be it).
>>542827209
>sluts in porn don't count
you're left with dumb teens with daddy issues and fat cunts, enjoy
>put lizard in easter-egg
>put on neighbor's doorstep
>ring doorbell
>hide and photograph results
CRUCIFY HIM. He must die for our sins
Do it op, CRUCIFY LIZARD JESUS!
>>542827243
A true hero. Forgot this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibq2IwznCgc
Another white women impregnated by an Alpha Male.
>>542826708
OP, i guess there still might be a chance. Get out that defibrilator again!
>>542827334
>>542827274
You're a lizard, Harry.
http://4archive.org/b/res/542817436
>>542827602
YESS. Lizard Jesus died for our sins. We're saved.
>>542827483
Well, some girls have a rubber dick fetish
>>542827602
YES! TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD!
>>542827483
you know that aplha male isn't correct right?
first we were all black(sadly) so there's less and less of you apes... lets just hope you guys will become extinct soon
>>542827602
white bois would rather kill and play with dead animals than fuck there own women. That's why white women are going Black.
>>542827602
you're a beautiful bastard OP
>>542827602
Good job OP. Now launch it in space.
>>542827602
epic thread is epic
>>542827602
>>542825489
NEW THREAD!
>>542827602
OP!
Send him to space
>>542827602
I’m now addicted to this 833 shit .
check out liveshitwfree.tumblr.com
>>542827602
YESSSSS
>>542827602
Stick it in someone's yard!
>>542827763
Boy, you sure are feeling insecure today...
Get a He-balloon OP
>>542827602
/thread
He shall die for our sins
>>542827837
>This
>And God said "Sendeth my son onto me with balloon flight"
>Fireworks would be more spectacular
>>542827274
>>542827904
This
>>542827904
Stick it in a nigger's yard and set it on fire
>>542826926
>>542827602
OP Is the pope of /b/
>>542827948
You're the one arguing against what i'm saying.
Where is the screen caps. Someone do something like this, I have to leave for work soon.
>>542827602
he actually did it
>>542827602
HE DIED FOR OUR SINS!
>>542827602
lizard jesus is kill
>>542827924
how can >>529992142 reply to >>530000000
>>542827602
PRAISE BE TO LIZARD JESUS
>>542828093
Yeah, I usually argue against bullshit
I can't get any balloons.
>>542827483
That bitch looks scared outta her mind. Did the monkey get arrested for rape.
>>542827602
FORGIVE THEM M00T FOR THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
>>542828331
Stick it in someones yard and put it on fire.
>>542828331
INFLATE CONDOMS.
>>542828331
you're not op :/
>Fireworks would be more spectacular >>542828331
>>542828331
Then he must be cleansed with fire.
>>542828331
Use condoms, and send him off into space
also requesting cap
>>542828331
Lizard Jesus doesn't need to fly.
>>542828331
Stick it in someone's yard and/or set fire to it!
If 0 this must be done!
>>542827602
Lizard Jesus will be back in three days.
>>542828518
Where should he get the helium from?
>>542828331
Take a picture with a piece of paper next to lizard Jesus. 30 words, one word per post, let's start!
>>542828551
This...for our sins...
stick him on the motherfucking ant hill
>>542828331
Hallowed by thy name
>>542828676
chutney
>>542828632
Go to the nearest Wallgreen they got helium balloons
>>542828770
THIS AND LIGHT HIM ON FIRE SO HE CAN TAKE THOSE WHO KILLED HIM WITH HIM.
>>542828770
this
Guys I offer myself to screencap in the name of lizard christ.
>>542828893
Yes
>>542828893
yhus
>>542828893
>>542828903
use the lizard as bait, wait, then once they are out, deodorant can + lighter for a flamethrower to kill the bastard ants?
>>542828893
yes pls
>>542828893
And yes
>>542828893
I will support this idea
>>542828954
Please do anon
>>542828770
You're a fucking genius. The ants must know their sins.
>>542828893
>>542828796
lizard
>>542829063
chutney
>>542828770
Will do.
>>542827602
RIP IN PEACE
IT'S HAPPENING
>>542828331
You may have died today, reptilian friend, but you may now be the apex predator of your specieal class. May Velociraptor Jesus watch over you as you frolic through Komodo and eat lizards and deer and shit.
Amen.
>>542829063
Come on OP
Put him in ant hill and send him out in a blazing glory
HE WILL RISE AGAIN
We need a farewell prayer for his funeral
OP do you have a Wendys nearby? They can give you balloons for free. Lizard Jesus needs to go to space. Its his destiny
>>542829220
OP please record yourself planting him in the anthill and lighting him on fire while Ave Maria is playing. Please.
>>542828893
Avenge our lord and savior!
>inb4 it was a rubber lizard
>>542829063
carry him to Golgotha.
>>542829619
FOR THE GLORY OF LIZARD JESUS YES
PLS OP DO IT
>>542829857
>>542829857
Now... FIRE!
>>542829857
Good, very good!
Now bring on the fire and Ave Maria recording!
>>542829857
>>542829857
You made my day anon. Put it on fire and let's finish it once and for all.
>>542829857
FOR HE IS THE LORD, AND STRIKES DOWN THY ENEMIES
>>542829857
"Repent you heathen ants, for you have taken our lord and savior from us!"
>>542829630
looks pretty real and I guess the ants wouldnt attack it if it would be made of rubber
>>542829506
In the name of the Father the son and the Holy reptilian King of Kings.
Let thee who cometh remember the reason Lizard Jesus died. Not for our sins because Moot knows they cannot be forgiven. Rather he was the martyr for /b/ against the cancer.
Amen
>>542829857
Holy shit.
>>542829960
Oh shit. I don't thing I have anything flammable.
We're witnessing history today, gentlemen. Godspeed, Lizard Jesus
>>542830127
deodorant and a lighter
>>542830127
Try to lit the wood anon. With whatever you got.
>>542830127
Cook bacon, take grease, pour over lizard/ant hill, add matches,
>>542829857
Toasting in epic bread
>>542830127
build a small campfire
>>542830127
Figure it out fag. Hairspray cooking spray. Siphon some gas
>>542829857
>>542830127
>not keeping strike anywhere matches on hand at all times
>>542830127
Joan of ark jesus lizard
OP pls
>>542830127
siphon a tiny bit of gas out of your car or lawnmower and give him the viking funeral pyre level blaze he deserves
Cum on it, OP
HERE WE HAVE FUCKING PROOF!
LIZARD JESUS EXISTS!
JESUS DON'T!
THEREFOR LIZARDIANITY IS MORE VALID THAN ANY OTHER RELIGION!
>>542827602
i was in that thread and left.. is that what that loser did?
so much edge going around. i feel sorry for those people.
>>542830127
Non-dairy creamer. Hairspray. Spray Deodorant. Rubbing Alcohol. Gas. Spray Paint? Air Freshener. Paper. Fucking anything.
>>542830589
>dat gif
lol'd
>>542830589
Keep on throwing edgy around
>>542830127
I believe in you .
>>542830902
we all believe
>>542831156
glorious!
>>542831156
Bravo, OP!
>>542831156
Good job anon, good job. ALL HAIL LIZARD JESUS.
>>542831156
thank you based OP.
>>542831156
>>542830589
Hey moralfag
>>542831156
OP DELIVARED! OP IS THE BEST!
>>542831156
OP Actually fucking delivered ever request
>yfw this thread goes down in history
>mfw no face
>>542830076
Can somebody post this
>>542831156
>>542831156
Why would you do this? You MONSTER!
Joking.
Cum on it. For science.
>>542831156
Op, you're a god.
>>542831156
GREATIST DELIVAR IN ALL OF HISTORY!
PRAISE BE LIZARD JESUS
>>542831582
So Lizard is son of OP?
>>542831156
I’m now addicted to this 256 shit .
check out liveshitwfree.tumblr.com
We must have a cap
For future generations of /b/rothers
>>542831810
stop spamming phaggot
>>542832310
You really did miss the fun part
I learnt that ants can kill lizards
>>542831668
Jesus is god. Op is the lizard.
>>542832310
You missed when he did battle with ants, flew, and was fucking mirowaved.
He survived all that
>tfw no screencap
>>542833007
No one has a screen cap?
PLS update it maybe
>>542833007
>tfw tab still open
but no saving program
>yet
>>542833179
Just save the fucking thread with all the relevant images open.
Done. Now you can edit it later and tidy it up.
>>542832452
>>542832557
i had to run out right at the ant part.
hopefully this anon lives nowhere near me. people that display this sort of behavior often grow up to be burden on society.
i sincerely feel a little sad for the person. hopefully they can get some psychological help.
>>542831156
now imagine you randomly walk around your neighbourhood and see some dude, and next to him a microwaved electrofucked black lizard burning on a wooden stick cross, sticked in an ant nest.
>>542833179
alt-f, a
saving program? tyrone ???
i'll be greentexting this story to my grandkids one day
>>542833543
Hah! You almost had me thinking you were serious there for a second.
I saved and capped everything
>>542833769
yeah, me an the rest of the psychology department are in the quadrangle smoking pipes analyzing this.
>>542833980
>>542833980
for real?
please be based, can you post it up here please?
Best part of it all
>>542827602
that confirms the end of /b/ era
>>542834145
Not "EVERTHING" but OP and highlights.... I however still have the tab open so I could in fact screen cap it all.
>>542834663
I have all of the post
>>542834145
http://4archive.org/b/res/542817436
http://4archive.org/b/res/542825489
>>542834663
>>542834737
>>542834837
you beautiful people, good job
>>542827602
>>542827041
Thats an indian dick. Hair isnt right
Lizardbowl.
You guys make me sick. I hope all of you burn in hell for what you did to this poor defenseless lizard. You couldn't have done this to a baby or something else. It just had to be a lizard. Well I hope raptor jesus kills all of you. As we speak I am reporting this to PETA and the Community against reptile abuse. I hope you guys go to jail
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/23dq6h/guy_on_b_tortures_a_lizard/
and they already start moralfagging
>>542836495
hahahaha that guy must have gone to people that would care
>>542836489
lol
>>542835618
but... were is the lizard?
>>542836942
he ate it
>>542836942
On the cross in the ant bed.
>>542837157
what animal would you like to see be tested next?
I swear to God you people make me sick. I work in a lizard rehab facility helping lizards affected by abusers such as yourself. You just make me fucking sick. I will report this to my uncle who works as a secretary to the head of PETA and you will absolutely regret this mark my words. PETA will come after you and give this lizard it's due burial and prosecute you to the highest extent of the law. You fucked up big time here. You didn't check yourself, so you wrecked yourself.
>>542837253
I don't really know.
>>542837253
A rodent. Mouse or guine pig. If you get one of those long-haired ones you can set it on fire
>>542837536
should be an insect
anyone remembers gormoth/mortha the moth?
>>542837536
A rat maybe.
>>542831502
Yesss.
Cumming is kinda required, you know, and pics obviously too.
>>542836495
>follow link
>"There's a Reddit-page about 4chan?"
>check it out
>it's just a bunch of reposts from this place
Such unprecedented faggotry.
Fuck I missed the original thread
I hope to go it was archived or capped
>>542837703
I'd like to test out whether or not a rodent could be an able captain of a ship on my pond.
>>542838105
I would like to see this.
>>542838105
Do it, you magnificent bastard.
>>542838105
Add model rocket engines to rat.
>>542838665
That would require the construction of a launch pad...
I think this idea has potential.
>>542838262
Godspeed
>>542841771
Sorry for wrong posting ;_;
>>542842545
and heres a file
DONT MAKE ME DISAPEAREEEE
Aftermath.
>>542845085
wheres Jesus?
>>542845085
he'll be back
>>542845261
Leaning against the remnants of the cross
>>542845085
RIP in peace, Lord of L(iz)ords. See you again on easter.
>>542845085
you should tie him to your fan again. that was so much fun!