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Lizard endurance test:01

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Lizard endurance test:01
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The photos will be upside down. I'm using a shitty iPhone.
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The lizard harness
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>>542817852
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>>542817972
Ant bed.
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>>542818184
He seems to be handling the ants fairly well.
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Lurking.
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>>542818351
are they eating him? Is he die?
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Unit 731 Two: Electric Boogaloo
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>>542818351
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bump for interest
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Yes
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This is pretty distressing and sadistic, OP.

I believe you should seek mental health advice from a healthcare professional.
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>mfw
Do something interesting
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>>542818351
dude
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Something went wrong! He's in critical condition!
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i dont mind people getting hit by trains and shot in the head and shit but this is just fucked up
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>>542819234
Ow LAWD
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>not even letting us roll for ideas

You can do better than ants
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>>542819234
USE HEALING POTION QUICK!!!
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>>542819234
Is possible for you to film what's going on?
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>>542819234

:<
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Lurking
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>>542817589
yeah thats why all your pictures have a different upload format.... genius... 1529x911, 1529x859, 1529x1344 etc. actually not live...
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>>542819234
loosen the fucking knot ya twat. You're probably choking him
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Attempting to revive with homemade defib. Unit. DONT YOU DIE ON ME YOU BASTARD!
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why are you being cruel to a creature that has no power to fight back? hope the next time you encounter misfortune in your life you think back on this
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>>542819234
cleanse the fallen with fire!
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>>542819484
He ded anyway
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>>542819234
you're sick
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>>542819575
What the fuck is going on? Don't let him die!
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>>542817436
>>542817589
>>542817852
>>542817972
>>542818184
>>542818351
>>542819234
>>542819575
>my sides
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CLEAR!
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>>542817436
I hope you die from pancreatic cancer.
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>>542819575
I love u OP I wanna suck ur cock for this thread. Don't listen t those moralfag pieces of shit
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This is fucked up, do it to a human at least animals haven't done jack shit
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>>542819909
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>>542819613
are you new here?
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Kill yourself sadistic fuck.
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When I was a 14 year old growing up in the south there was a guy like you. I used to burn anthills with paraffin and shoot stray dogs and cats with his 22.

When he started following my sister everywhere she went I asked her to walk to this river in the woods and shoved his fat ass in. He couldn't swim and quickly drowned.
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>>542819909
if you revive him I am going to flip.
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>>542819909
That's not where his heart is fucking retard.
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>>542819613
it's a useless lizard and this is /b/
Problem?
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>>542819909
best thread i have ever seen in my fucking life
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>>542819613
>>542819926

gtfo my /b/ faggots.
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>>542819909
WE NEED A LARGER CAPACITOR.
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>>542820101

>implying /b/tards aren't useless
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>>542820015
>there was a guy like you
>I used to burn anthills with paraffin and shoot stray dogs and cats with his 22.

sounds like you're the fat loser that followed around someones sister
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>>542820114
You haven't been here long have you ?
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>>542820197
>inb4lizardexplosion
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>>542820197
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>>542820197
DONT GIVE UP ON HIM
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>>542820197
CHARGE!
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>>542820197
top kek. My sides are in orbit
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>>542820232
>implying implications
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>>542820114
I genuinely pity you
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>>542817436
moralfags are abound

MOAR PICS OP BEFORE YOU GO TO HELL PREFERABLY
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>>542820152
>2014
>browsing /b/
>edgy as fuck
>balls can't fit into pants cuz of edgy
>gets bullied cuz weak insecure beta
>tortures a poor defensless creature to relieve his anger
>posts it on the internet
>can't stop touching himself at night thinking that he's superior

/thread.
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>>542820364
My body is ready.
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Smirk/10

Been done before though with space frog. A waste of a life, even if it was a lizard. Not gonna moralfag your thread, just think it's a shame to kill that little guy for an unoriginal thread.
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>>542820578
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>>542820364
CLEAR!
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HURRYUP OP
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>>542820459
>>implying implications
hahahahhahahahah
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>>542820578
yo tears are sweet
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>>542820757
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>>542820757
aww
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:(
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>>542820757
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>>542820578
nah, what you are witnessing here is a sociopath in the making, soon he'll do that to cats, dogs, and finally humans.
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>>542820757
>>542820757
>>542820757
do it.
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microwave it to make it a super hero like a ninja turtle
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my sides the hurt thank oyu OP today were fairly straight.
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>>542820578
this

OP is a miserable, pathetic fuck
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>>542820947
>>542820947
you fucking newfag

go back to redbutt, facebutt, or shitter.. wherever you came from
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>>542820947
/thread
kek
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>>542820995
this
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>>542820947
like fwuffy abusers
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>> All these newfags and white knights from redbutt and shitter on 4chan

they must be cleansed
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>>542821076
Welcome, to /b/
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>>542820578
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>>542820995
This
Microwave
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>>542820995
+1
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>>542820757
We need more power!
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>>542820757
Did he died!!!?
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>>542820995
I second this
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>>542821232
microwave should do the trick
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oh god /b/ hasnt had a thread this good in years
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>>542820757
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>>542820005
not new
>>542820101
up until OP got ahold of it i'm assuming it was just trying to live bro, if it's wild it's part of the ecosystem. what did you do for your fellow humans today? jerk it to a pic of a 16 year old girl on /b/? get the fuck outta here with this "useless" shit
>>542820152
grow up kid
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>>542821240
Just taking a nice nap
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>>542821232
Car battery should do the trick
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>>542821232
In the form of a microwave?
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>>542820995
Do et OP
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>>542818351
>>542818489
>>542820757
wtf man. i havnt seen a thread like this since the aero-amphibian project (which was a resounding success i might add)
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>>542821232
HES LYNCHING HIM LIKE A NIGGER
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>>542821232
microwave nao
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>>542821142


>>542821142


And anyone who watches violent movies/ plays violent video games!
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>>542821232
HEEM SLEEPY
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>>542821330
excuse me do you know how mad you are going newfag?

perhaps you should go back to your redbutt hugbox to nurse your assmad, we don't take kindly to newfags around here.
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fucking eat it already or fap on it
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>>542821232
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>>542821087
>Calling others newfags
>Saves thumbnail
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The fuck are those ants? I'm glad I don't live in a 3rd world shithole 2cold4bugs here
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>>542821232
wet the sponge mother fucker wet the sponge!!!!
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>>542820757
>>542820757

what kind of ants were they? can ants really kill a lizard?
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He is prolly kill by now :/
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>>542821232
Attempting to use a plug for extra juice.
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>>542821583
Fire ants
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I hope karma finds you OP in the form of a stabbing
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>>542821494
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>>542821608
WHEN WERE YOU WHEN LIZARD WAS KIL??????????
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>>542821608
inb4 OP kills him self
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>>542821608
R I P Op
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>>542821608
This kills the OP
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>>542817972
>>542818184
>>542818351
>>542819234
>>542819575
>>542819909
>>542820757
>>542821608
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>>542821608
I hope you fuck up and get electrocuted.
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>>542821608
shit nigga, my sides
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>>542821608
Yes that little lizzard heart needs much much juice!
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I don't get it? Why wouldn't the lizard just eat the ants? He deserved to die.
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>>542821608
you are going to have some mighty fine cooked lizard thar partner
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>>542821608
yeah, no thats a great idea it wont back fire at all.
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>>542821467
wow man you're right i'm raging over here, thanks. your original post and 4chan(TM) memes have opened my eyes. but be careful guy, you might poke someones eye out with all those edges. hope you have a good weekend, enjoy elementary school on monday! ^^

feel better
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Stop torturing the lizard. Reptiles have been around longer than us and will hopefully outlive our species also. Reptiles are the most superior species on earth. I work for many agencies that would love to grill your ass for this and I am more than happy to refer this thread to such authorities and have you fined for this.
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>>542821608
he's dead give him a proper burial
HE DIED A HERO
FUCK ANTS
LONG LIVE THE LIZZARD EMPIRE
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>>542821608
>mfw OP's mom comes home and finds her 28 year old son fried to a crisp electricuted beside a dead lizard with 4chan on his phone
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>>542821608
Do it in a bathtub
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>>542821608
Oh god
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>>542821608
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>>542821608
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>>542821894
oh boy
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>>542821608
>>542821608

OP, I managed to revive a large dead frog that was in my back garden by hitting it in the chest with a foam baseball bat.

If you have something spongy that you could hit him with, try that.
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OP YOU MY HERO
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>>542821491
Nice.
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>>542817436
>>542817589
>>542817852
>>542817972
>>542818184
>>542818351
>>542819234
>>542819575
>>542819909
>>542820197
>>542820364
>>542820757
>>542821232

i hope u get cancer ! and all your family will get the same torture u doing on this poor lizard !
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>>542821894
DO ET OP
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Microwave and eat for the win faggot!
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>>542821820
because he was choking from the leash
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>>542821894
nice socket faggot.
you break that being to edgy?
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>>542821894
Please OP, stand in a bowl of water to amplify the elctric to your lizard friend
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>Inb4 Op turns lizard into dinosaur that eats him
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>>542821894
ITS HAPPENING
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>>542821894
DONT DO IT IT MAKES NERVE GAS
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>>542821330
If you dont like you can leave and join the animal lovers over at reddit.
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Mic-ro-wave!

Mic-ro-wave!
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I recognize OP's house and confirmed with his IP his location. I live 10 minutes away. So, OP, fire or bludgeoning?

I'm bringing both just so you know.
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>>542822036
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>>542821894

Another op that killed himself thanks to /b/...

I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
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>>542821836
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yes this is what i'm talking about, a real 10/10 thread.
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>>542821890
Holy shit, my id
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>>542821894
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>>542821975

Yeah? but I bet you still eat animals like Cows, Pigs, Chickens, Sheep and Fish right?

Yeah? SO FUCK OFF, faggot.
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>>542821894
Did you take a bite out of that wall socket cover OP?
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>>542822069
Woah, bro

You're like... the fucking EDGEMEISTER!!!
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>>542822069

edgy/10.
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>>542821832
Dude you're clearly a moralfag and a newfag. Just shut the fuck up and go back to reddit you stupid cunt.
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posting in epic bread
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>>542821820
The same way early humans successfully hunted large prey, you dolt. Superiority in numbers. The same tactic that keeps the world safe today. Everyone has a fuck-ton of arms to deter the other sane asshole from making any kind of threat on a world level.

The lizard could have eaten a bunch, sure, but assuming it wasn't injured or bound to the vicinity of the ant hill it would probably have scurried away rather than being overwhelmed.
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>>542822123
>> implying you've been here three years
>> implying you aren't a total beta faggot
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>>542821894
CLEAR! I gave him a bit of water because he looked thirsty.
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>>542822069
>18126/9
>still falling for this shit
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>>542822102
sir your edge is showing
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>>542822069
Nyan-lich! HD 30d12, CR 19!
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>>542822221
teach me how to be this edgy
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>>542822254
aww shit here we go...
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>>542822254
You're a fucking horrible cunt. I hope your own demise is painful and prolonged
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Did op died?
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>>542821894
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>>542822254
You can do it little guy
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>>542822163
Vegan fagg here

So ? fuck off nigger , faggot
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>>542822254
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so happy I stumbled upon this thread

10/10
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>>542822254
Put dick on its head...
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>>542822254
doesn't look good, microwave should help
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>>542822254

if something catches fire I highly recommend pouring a constant stream of water onto it to put it out.
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>>542822254

How the fuck are you still alive?
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>>542822254
>plug is out of frame
>plug is out of socket

nice try faggot
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>>542822254
BE STONG LIZARD BRO!!!
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>>542821894
>>542821608
>>542821232
>>542820757
>>542820197
>>542819909
>>542819575
>>542819234
>>542818351
>>542818184
>>542817972
>>542817852
>>542817436
MY BROTHER
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>>542822254
HOLY SHIT!!
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>>542821232
You need a crane to fix that lizard.
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>>542821846
I for one welcome our reptilian overlords
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>>542822427
Detective skills
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>>542822254
no! charizard!
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>>542821608

Ok, law enforcement is tracing you right now. Hope you are ready to at least pay a pretty large fine.

Thank me later, you sick son of a shit. Maybe I'll recommend they smash all your windows and break your nose before you are fined. I did after all get a homeless man beaten to death after I caught him harassing a python.

I guess I DO have my influence.

S.R.I.
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>>542822446
kek'd
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>>542822254
Launch him into space op, the thinner oxygen will help him breath.
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>>542822102
JenniferLawrenceOkay.gif
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i think its done for maybe you could use some of your miracle juice
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>>542822325
>>542822263
>>542822214
>>542822181
>>542822123
>>542822026
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>>542822325
>>542822263
>>542822214
>>542822181
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>>542822524
LEL
E
L
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>>542822524
HAW HAW
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>>542822524
Wow, this fucking guy......
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Oh shit it's gonna happen
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>>542822427
Should be cooked enough to eat
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>Moralfags getting BTFO
Also, this is a pretty quality thread. Nice job OP.
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>>542822524
>this is why autistic people should be euthanized.
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>>542822524
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>>542822254
I think he's fine now guys.
43 decides what the next endurance test will be.
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>>542822575

lol

This*
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>THIS THREAD
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>>542822254
CHARMELEON NOOOO!
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>>542822524
>edgyasfuck
>>
First an amphibian space program.

Now a lizard hospice.

I'm enjoying this shit.
>>
>>542822670
is he die?
>>
>>542822670
cum on it
>>
>>542822670
MICROWAVE

five minutes
>>
>>542822670
Microwave
>>
Hot glue his fried corpse!
>>
>>542822670
paint him orange and yellow and light him on fire.
>>
>>542822670
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10, OP was not a faggot!
>>
>>542822670
OHSHITNIGGA
>>
>>542822670
Lizard in the pooper
>>
>>542822524
ahahahhahahahahahahhaha
alright son, its bedtime now.
>>
>>542822670
I don't think he was black when you started.
>>
>>542822670
Microwave fucker!
>>
>>542822670
might be a bit overcooked but hes good to go
>>
>>542821583
I saw a french documentary where ants kill a fucking snake.
>>
>>542822670
nothing
43 get
>>
>>542822670
into space
>>
>>542822670

bat
>>
>>542822670
HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!


rolling for rat.
>>
>>542822670
mircowave
>>
>>542822670
MICROWAVE
43 GET
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>>542822670
the old 'tie to bicycle tire and ride for 10 seconds' test
>>
>>542822325
Looks like this faggot wasn't here for the AERO-AMPHIBAN project.
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This fucking thread! Great job OP you're a pretty cool guy
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>>542822670
cum on it
>>
>>542822670
let a cat play with it.
>>
>>542822670

no fucking way is it "ok"
>>
>>542822670
Can he survive high Gs? say as created by trying him to a ceiling fan?
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>>542822670
You saved him?! You is a miracle OP. End. test 02: flock of angry cats
>>
rell 4 microwave
capatcha: 43
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>>542822670

Taste. For the love of god take a nibble.
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>Mfw this thread
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>>542822670
ass hole destruction
>>
>>542822670

This:
>>542820995
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>>542822524
dont hurt your self on all those edges champ
>>
Do fire test
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>>542822524
>implying law enforcement officers care about a lizard dying.
>>
>>542822221
or what? are you going to tie me to an ant hill too? you need to grow up, i've been here for years, it doesn't mean i'll condone cruelty to lesser creatures. maybe it's not so much about me being a moralfag but more about you thinking you've got to prove something to the other people on this board, who, quite frankly, don't give a fuck about you, me or the OP. i just voiced my concern regarding OP and the way he gets his kicks, you and everyone else calling me out came out like mindless drones. like i said to the other guy, feel better man
>>
>>542822584
This
>>
>>542822670
Lets see if it can be fried.
>>
>>542822670

Cum and microwave. 43 get.
>>
>>542822670
EAT IT WITH
>>
>>542822670
Take him to the vets.
>>
43 get!

Put in an easter egg and left in the grass until someone picks him up.
>>
>>542822524
> I did after all get a homeless man beaten to death after I caught him harassing a python.
>I guess I DO have my influence.
>S.R.I.= Seriously Retarded Individual
>>
>>542822125

I'll find you and fuck you up, too.
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>>542822524
Lol gtfo /b/ faggot
>>
>>542822825
What is the fucking point of doing that?
>>
cum on it
>>
>>542822670
bite head off after microwave
>>
>>542822670
nothing !!!! do nothing to him ! let him alone now jesus farting christ
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>>542822670
Microwave
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>>542822670
>>542822739
>>542822749
Microwave is need
>>
Wow reddit really is a fucking cancer


Get out of 4chan
>>
>>542822670
Microwave!
>>
>>542822670
give him a bath
>>
set fire to him!
>>
>>542822670
You dont happen to have a blender somewhere?
>>
>>542822670
swallow it
>>
>>542822670
PUT A CROWN ON HIM AND GIVE HIM A BATH IN A BOILING POT OF WATER
>>
43 get microwave
also touch butt with timestamp.
>>
Set it free
>>
>>542822670
microwave
>>
>>542822894
roll
>>
Up your pooper
>>
>>542822916
This
>>
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>>542822584
>>
>>542822982
This
>>
>>542822670
Give him some food to celebrate his victory before any more tests
>>
If 43 you must find out how much PCP it takes for a lizard to rip its own face off.
>>
Fire test with gas
>>
43
microwave with video

get
>>
rolling
microwave it
that'll give it super powers
>>
insert its tail as far into your urethra as you can
>>
>>542822670
Put him on your dick, see what you can endure
>>
>>542822864
>>542822864
Shut up dude, no one gives a shit about you and you're lizard hardon.
>>
>>542823026
Pooper then cum then microwave for justice
>>
>>542822670
Head up pooper
>>
>>542822830
rerollan
>>
>>542822670
5 minutes in the microwave
>>
>>542822982
this but stream.
>>
>>542822375
>Vegan Fag
So, how does it feel knowing you are the scum of the earth. Millions of years of evolution is all wasted on youm you fucking faggot
>>
microwave
>>
>>542822670
Sharpie in pooper
>>
>>542822864
leave newfag

it's time to stop posting

shhhh
>>
microwave
>>
Set the poor fuck free m8
>>
Frame it and put it on your wall.
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>>542822758
fuck it, rerolling for microwave, livestream
>>
>>542822670
cut him open and let's see his insides.

43 get
>>
>>542823017

Rolling for justice
>>
>>542822982
rollin
>>
>>542822670

The next endurance test is: release into the wild, let him go, don't bother him again.
>>
>>542822670
Crucify him
>>
>>542823143
Fuck you man
>>
>>542822982
REROLLAN
>>
>>542823143
GET
>>
>>542823143
>>542823143
IT IS HAPPENING!
>>
>>542823143
Winnar
>>
>>542823143
WINRAR
>>
>>542823143
WINNER WINNER LIZARD DINNER
>>
>>542823143
winner
>>
oh god i hope somone screencaps this
captcha Father tusfini
>>
>>542823143
WINRAR FUCKING YES
>>
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Microwave
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>>542823143
winrar
>>
>>542821836
OP gets sent to prison for killing a lizard.
>>
>>542823143
y3ah
>>
>>542823143
GOTS
>>
>>542823143
WINRAR
>>
>>542822670

Let him run without its leash to see how long it can run
>>
>>542823030
ignore it, edgyfags are retardedly over edgy.... a product of the endless summer

Rolling for "lizard up anus" pic
>>
>>542823103
Rerolling
>>
>>542823143
Winrar
>>
>>542822524
>HELLO 911?
>This guy on the internet is hurting a lizard and he won't stop :'(
>>
>>542823143
WINRAR!!!!
>>
Put a costume on it, then cum on it and microwave
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>>542823143
AWWWWW SHIIEEET

Microwave endurance test is a go!
>>
microwave get
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>>542823151
This rolling
>>
>>542822902

S.R.I.

A hint at what those initials stand for, I was killed by Stingray but I came back to life after Terri put spinach on my grave. Crikey.
>>
>>542822670
Microwave
>>
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>
>>542823143
WINRAR
>>
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>>542823143
>>
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>>542822954
reroll for blender
>>
>>542823143
winrar
>>
>>542823143
>>542823143
>>542823143
>>542823143
>>542823143
WINRAR
>>
Cum on it
>>
>>542823147

This guy knows what's up
>>
>>542823143
Microwave it is!
>>
>>542822670
microwave five minutes and eat
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>>542823143
>>
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Microwave for 3 minutes on live stream. rolling
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>>542823143
>>
>>542822670
bury it. please.
>>
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>>542823187
>>542823187
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>>542823143
Yes
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Filename. Do it.
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>>542822670
Lizard fucking OP.
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>>542823143
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>>542820578
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>>542823306
>pic related
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>>542823347
The gods have willed it.
>>
>>542823098
you care enough to keep replying, prove your point and stop
>>542823142
or what
>>
>>542822864
Don't you have to fuck your boyfriend?
>>
>>542823347
based individual!
>>
>>542823347
>>542823343
Do that instead.
>>
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this thread is amazing
>>
>>542823343
>>542823343
>>542823343
>>542823343
and cum on it
>>
lizard is going to be cooked. Or op is a fag. That never, ever happens on the internet.
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>>542823147
i wish you had gotten 43
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>>542823306
fgit
go back to /r/4chan
because clearly you cant contriboot.
>>
Put a costume on it, then cum on it and microwave reroll
>>
>>542823306
I've had it up to here with reddit matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin peoples forums, are fucking social justice warriors, betas, fucking tranny lovers, circlejerking, faggots and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard echoing liberal dogma and lapping the shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass losers. DIE
>>
>>542823306
Not sure i understand your point.
>>
>>542823306
You seem alittle assravaged. What, are you mad you can't get /b/ to do what you say?
>>
>>542823526
He will be free in lizard heaven
>>
holy shit this thread exploded
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>>542823343
>>542823143
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My intellectual face when this thread.
>>
Eat it and tell us how it tastes microwaved.
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>>542822670
OP eats lizard. 43 get!
>>
>>542822905
>rare and based
>>
>>542823579
>>542823573
All did newfag
>>
>>542823564
Is this the birth of a new pasta?
>>
>>542820578
>Own post
>/thread
>>
>>542823306
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>542823347
>>
>>542823645
Close
Manage to insert it up your anus!
>>
>>542823306
>yes, its true
>but you cant do anything about it
>so either laugh with us or gtfo
>>
>>542823618
THIS PLEASE THIS. ON LIVESTREAM PLZ OP
>>
>>542822670
Put it in your ass and then fart it out
>>
>>542817436
OP is a serial killer in escalation.
>>
>>542823143
Op microwaves lizard. The get has commanded it
>>
SEND IT TO SPACE
>>
>>542823760
WHAT POWER SETTING IS ON THE MICROWAVE OP?

BTW 100 MORE BUMPS TILL THREAD AUTOSAGES
>>
>>542823760
WORRY
>>
>>542822864
Why would you post if you're from reddit? It clearly shows. Stop talking newfag. Kids with morals, like you, make me fucking sick. Best option for you is an hero.
>>
>>542823760
FIRST
yep im one of those fags
>>
>>542823306
This is how I know your new

sage =/= downvote
>>
>>542823760
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>
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Farewell, my dear friend.

;_;7
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>>542823760
BULLSHIT
should be exploded like a cooked hotdog
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>>542823760
Awwwwh shit
>>
>>542823760
is this pre or post microwave?
>>
>>542822670
Stick it in the fridge and leave it there with a sign saying " I was raped! " Then deny to others in the house you put it there.
>>
>>542823760
go for it
>>
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>>542823760
EAT IT WITH MAYONNAISE
>>
>>542823760

ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooohhhh
>>
>>542823760
dude yes
>>
>>542823709
Le mad fedora faggot pasta...
>>
>>542823345
Good night sweet prince.
>>
>>542823760
Pic quality is shit OP.

lighting
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>>542823760
n-no...
>>
make a tinychat, op, like toaster steve
>>
>>542823306
>calling us edgy
>is being edgy
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>>542823604
good way of looking at it
>>
someone make a new thread, close to limit.
>>
WE NEED NEW THREAD. THIS IS NEARLY DEAD. MAKE A NEW THREAD OP.
>>
>>542823760
hurry up and microwave that bitch op!
>>
>>542823760
toasting
>>
>>542823306
If you don't like the thread, then leave. There is no need to rustle your fat rolls over such a thing.
>>
>>542823795
He's not in my neighborhood, so I condone his actions.
>>
>>542823760
>>
EVERYONE ROLL FOR BLENDER AND EAT WITH CUM
>>
>>542823709
>>542823564

Saving for future use. This will be pasta.
>>
>>542824058
U WOT
>>
>>542823467
don't have one
>>
>>542822864
So, where were you when Amphian Space program happened? Or the Cumbottles?

You act like this is the first time this shit is being done on /b/
>>
>>542823854
#neverforget
>>
>>542824058
Forgot your image m8
>>
>>542824069
FUCKING THIS~!
>>
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>>542823760
You may have died today, reptilian friend, but you may now be the apex predator of your specieal class. May Velociraptor Jesus watch over you as you frolic through Komodo and eat lizards and deer and shit.

Amen.
>>
>>542824069
f u plyin at op fgt
>>
>>542824158
Amen.
>>
Rolling for blend it, then eat it with cum
>MRW captcha is "supposing ealCan"
>>
>>542823986

Him believing that is retarded.
Edgyfags believing that and trying to be that is also retarded.

Edgyfags and shockedFags cancel each other out.
>just different types of retards
>>
>>542824158
Amen
>>
>>542824114
Don't forget the scorpion air assault vehicle.
>>
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>>542823856
>>
>>542823467
dang you got me bro sick burn
>>542823830
i'm not from reddit, your internet tough guy machismo is too funny, that's how i really know you're a child, at least mentally
>>
>>542824158
Praise the Reptile lord
>>
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>>542823760
>Mfw people go on /b/ expecting not to see shit like this
>>
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>>542824058
uh huh huh huh, uh huh huh huh, dumbass
>>
>>542824345
is kill ?
>>
>>542824312
Please say this information is captured somewhere?
>>
>>542824345
noooo
>>
RIP Lizard/b/ro

You shall forever go down in our hearts and memories
>>
>>542824345
now cum on it?
>>
>>542824345
Did he died?
>>
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>>542824058
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>>
>>542824345
i bet the smell is horrible, or pleasing
>>
>>542823709
I doubt it. People have been saying shit like this for years. The reason why the "Navy Seal" pasta is so great and overused is because of the sheer magnitude of it. This is your basic insult.
>>
>>542824345
CUM ON IT CUM ON IT AND PUT IT I YOUR ASS.
>>
>>542824345
Rolling for you to eat it with cum on it.
>>
>>542823143
WINAR
>>
>>542824345
R.I.P. Lizard.
>>
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>>542824345
>>
>>542824345
Now cum on it

Also
>toasting in epic bread
>>
>>542824345
Rest in Pieces you poor bastard.
>>
>>542824345
RIP

Now blend it and drink it
>>
>>542824345
Holy shit he got the chest bursters
Is he die
>>
>>542824424
THIS
CUM ON REPTILE EMPEROR AND POST PICS
>>
>>542824345
jesus christ

yuck
>>
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>>542824345
ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>>542824345
Open heart surgery may save him. You should try it.
>>
Goddammit. Toasting in EPIC fucking bread. Someone save this shit
>>
>>542824158

Amen.
>>
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>>542824345
>>
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>>542824345
I don't have anything that can express the feels so this will have to do
>>
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>>542824345
Step on it op
>>
>>542817436
have you ever seen Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

what comes around goes around my friend
>>
>>542824058
>>
>>542824516
toasting nigquars
>>
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>>542824345
OHMAGAD!
>>
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>>542824345
>>
>>542824345
bite its head off
>>
return him to pet store for a full refund. ask for a more durable replacement
>>
CUM ON IT YOU FAGGOT
>>
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>>542824345
>>
>>542823645
this
>>
>>542824547
Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>
>>542824345
Crusifiy him for easter
>>
>>542824345
My poor poor friend.
OP if i ever see u i will wreck u
6'3 240 lbs reporting in,i am black too.
>>
Cum and eat or op is a faggot
>>
>>542824586
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT. ALSO HELLO r/4chan.
>>
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>>542823306
Thanks for the pasta faggot
>>
>>542824345
Feed him to the ants

This will be their prize
>>
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I’m now addicted to this 976 shit .
check out liveshitwfree.tumblr.com
>>
>>542824636
THIS
PUT HIM ON THE CROSS
>>
>>542824345
Eat it for chins glory
>>
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>>542824345
I am still for the blender
>>
Requesting screencap
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>>542824345
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>>542824345
Now give him a proper warrior's burial
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>>542824647
wow that is so mean dood
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I like the idea of the ceiling fan G-force test. I think I'm gonna try that.
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>>542824570


Pretty soon Le will be a bannable meme, and I can't wait.
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>>542818351
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>>542823854

18/04/2014
Nevar forgat
Lanny the Lizard
R.I.P in Peace
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/b/ sees a cat set on fire
>TRACK HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM

/b/ sees a lizard tortured, bitten almost to death by ants, electrocuted and microwaved
>HURR LEL

if the OP sells it well, /b/ will meet any thread with "OMG U MY HERO"

this shit would have been unacceptable on old /b/. all these edgy newfriends disgust me.
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>>542824768
Do it faggot
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GUYS ANOTHER SUBJECT TO ENDURANCE TEST

>>542816669
>>542816669
>>542816669
>>542816669
>>542816669
>>542816669
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HELLO R/4CHAN. HELLO REDDIT. ALSO FUCK YOU
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OP you fucking faggot. Doing this shit to something that can't defend itself.

Whenever I feel like doing some funny shit, I go out and find a homeless guy and promise him food if he follows me. Then I bring him home, taze him, and put a rope around his neck. Then I do some funny shit, not that I'd post it here because y'know law.

It's gotten harder recently. I think the homeless in the area are starting to figure out that the people who come with me don't come back.

Still, anyone I do this too has every chance to defend them self. Because I'm not a weak faggot who only attacks things that are a 200th my size.
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>>542824768
do eeet

also consider putting him on a cross when you're done with him.
it is easter after all.
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>>542824629
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>542824614
j.k. rollinz
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>>542824768
You're amazing
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white bois everywhere coming to the realization of the superierty of the Black man
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>>542824768
your gonna need alot of sheets
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>>542824629
You seem a bit mad there, friend.
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>>542824729
Anyone screenshotting this?
>Archive this too
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>>542824768
Oh my god, what the fuck. Be sure to upload it to youtube.
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>>542824647
Oh no!

I'm so scarred of a nigger. Careful. I might call zimmerman on you
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>>542824743
>mfw
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>>542824768
Make a new thread.
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>>542824647
Shut up nigger..
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crucify it for easter dubs get

lizard jesus

he will rise again
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>>542824768
He's dead bro, let him be
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>>542824768
No, Crucify him so that he may be resurrected on sunday.
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>>542824647
I'm 6'4 230 and white and I'll protect op you nigger. Now crusify him for easter op
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>>542824864
newfag
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NEW THREAD NEEDED


OP HURRY UP THREAD IS GUNNA 404

NEW THREAD PLS
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>>542824812
cat>lizard you dumbfuck
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>>542824345
heh. nice
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>>542824812
Rule 0
Cats are scared. Lizards are not
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>>542824864
>>542824864
There is no need to be upset.
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>>542824897
I am an assasin
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>>542824812
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA! Old /b/ was filled with CP, gore threads & fucked up humor. It is faggots from reddit like you that brought up the whole edgy faggot bullshit.
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What's wrong? What OP did is basically the premise of Pokemon.

Capture wild animals and fight them against other animals until they die, then use technology to bring them back to life so you can fight them again.
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>>542824647
>>>542824345
>My poor poor friend.
>OP if i ever see u i will wreck u
>6'3 240 lbs reporting in,i am black too.

>i am black too.
100x Multiplier on scaring white Americans.

inb4 edyfags and retards start calling you names
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the white knights are making it impossible to /b/
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>>542822670
once you go black you'll never go back
I think is dead not fine
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Cruicy him.

Let him rise again on easter. Lizard jesus
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>>542823306

Listen here you fucking faggot. I don't know who you are, but if I do I would fucking kill you. You are the cancer that is killing /b/ and everyone on here. Do you know how retarted you sound right now? Oh I bet you like "Ha, you fell for me le ruse" FUCK YOU, I hate everything about you. I hope you don't make it to heaven for killing everything you touch or speak upon. I hope you die a painful death like what you did to /b/. Please do us all a favor and just an hero, you are the reason why I hate everything about this site now and the underage faggots on here. You are destroying our fucking site you bitch ass, faggot, kike nigger lover asshole. Fucking die
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD FOR THE ARCHIVES.
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CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!!
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>>542825196
This.
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set it free you pathetic fuck

43 get
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>>542824812
lol are you kidding?
>old /b/
please.
>implying there aren't billions of anoles to choose from
>thousands killed by cars every day
>thousands more by pedestrians
so
>giving lizard heroic and great death, aiding channers all over the country
sucks more than
>try to cross street, get smashed

yeah didnt think so
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>>542825196
dooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeet
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>>542824812
You didn't care at all about frog in space nor scorpion in space.
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>>542825106
I served time,i know how to handle crackers and white boyz
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>>542824345
did you cover it with a paper towel ?
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>>542825248

this


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>>542825152
that's right you never go back
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>>542825027
Rule -1
You're a faggot. I am not.
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Someone should do exactly this sort of thing to a cat.
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>>542825262
Its already dead
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someone better screencap this!
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>>542824768
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Crucify the lizard OP. Easter is coming. Also new thread.
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>>542822670
Crucify it, set the cross on fire and stick it in someone yard. Then ring the bell, hide and photograph their reactions.
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WE NEED A NEW THREAD THIS ONES ABOUT TO 404 OP
NEW THREAD NEEDED
NEW THREAD NEEDED
NEW THREAD NEEDED
NEW THREAD NEEDED
NEW THREAD NEEDED
NEW THREAD NEEDED
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Requesting pics of the aerospace amphibian program in memorium
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I've had it up to here with reddit matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin peoples forums, are fucking social justice warriors, betas, fucking tranny lovers, circlejerking, faggots and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard echoing liberal dogma and lapping the shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass losers. DIE.........top kek
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CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! And screencap this fuckin thread for the love of god
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>>542825425
You're doing god's work son
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>>542825243
Did it but the file is too big I'll fix it later
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>>542825425
I AM A FAN OF THIS THREAD
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>>542825048
>assasin
Can't spell, confirmed nigger
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>>542825425
swing it nigger nao
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>>542825425
I believe I can fly...
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>>542825468
>about to
>page 6

No.
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>>542825425
I love you man. N-no homo.
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>>542822524
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>>542825425
Make a new thread OP
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>>542825425
flying lizard jebus
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guys i made a new thread i'm not op but everyone shit across ? HOLY SHIT WOW!>>542825425
>>542825425
>>542825425


>>542825489
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>>542824582
Fuck off karmafag
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>>542824947
listen to this cool guy :^))
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>>542825425
I think I'm just gonna leave him up there guys. He looks so free!
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>>542825425
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>>542825549
What did junior ma' said?
Everybody shut the fuck up whitey
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>>542825632
i made a new thread for op if he wants to go across?
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>>542825425
that shit cray
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>>542825480
We have spoken so make it so
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CRUCIFY HIM!
MAYBE HE CAN BE LIKE HIS BRETHEREN ONE DAY
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>>542825710
Well done :)
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We are watching you
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>>542825710
AAAAA
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>>542825710

Lizard Jesus can't be hung
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>>542825710
Even lizards can fly if they believe. Op you're a beautiful bastard.
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>>542825710
REACHING SUPERSONIC VELOCITIES HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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>>542825710
where is he
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>>542825710
This is evolution in work. Checmate creationists
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Thread music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P28M96hVITg
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>>542824875
>superierty

You will always be a filthy subhuman, nigger
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>>542825710
god damnit i love the internet
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>>542819234
This is how you do it guys
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CRUCIFY HIM OP HE WILL PAY FOR /b/ SINS AND BRING SALVATION TO 4chan
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>>542825749
Ah, niggers are funny
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>>542825969
fucking lel
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>>542823709
Yes.
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>>542824884
Thank you for your kind reminder. I have set in motion my screenshot scrubbers
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>>542826067

This*

>CRUCIFY HIM OP HE WILL PAY FOR /b/ SINS AND BRING SALVATION TO 4chan
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>>542826018
Somebody is mad because his gf left him for a Black man.
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>>542821860
Hahahaha
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>>542817436
faith in 4 chan restored. thank you op. god bless
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>>542824629
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>>542821947

Naw, you just have the jesus hands bro
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>>542825710
gif or video pls?
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Crucify him
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>>542826303
Damn coons love dem some watermelon.
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He died for our sins. Just like Raptor Jesus.
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>>542826204

White supremacy
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>>542826204
>implying outside of the porn business someone want's to date a nigger
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At the end of his tests, tie him to a bunch of balloons and let him soak in the satisfaction of completeing the aeronautics and space training courses
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>>542822163
I havent seen anything this retarded in a long time
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>>542822254
The lizard is cooking.

For god sake OP, EAT THE FUCKER!

We're probably watching the first step of a future serial killer people, get ready !
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Its amazing that /b/ actually finds this stuff amusing. I mean this is something you see kids do if you live around forests, yet i imagine most of you are adults which makes this kind of sad. Like the beta/cringe kind of sad
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OPs in other thread now. Go there.
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where the fuck is the screencap?
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>>542826513
>This
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>>542824812
/b/ is not one person.
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>>542823325
yummy :D
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>>542826496
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>>542826204
You mean black ape? Blacks aren't human you silly
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CRUCIFY HIM OP THE PEOPLE OF 4chan HAS SPOKEN
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>>542822825
>trying this hard to fit in
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>>542826607
Post link faggot
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Threads over. Op is in new one
>>542825489
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>>542826587
What did you expect, this is 4chan lol
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>>542826587
/b is the sadist community you nigger
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>>542826643
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OP, you know what you must do

>balloons, helium, string

>lizard space program
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>>542826587

So I take it you missed AMPHIBIAN SPACE PROGRAM?
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what the fuck dudes, screencap this
JUST
FUCKING
SCREENCAP
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Toasting!!!
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Good night sweet thread, saved this for future generations.
No, you aren't getting it, learn to save shit faggots.
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