Omegle thread.
Set Tumblr as your interest and try to legalize rape.
Pic related.
>>542673532
Saving this thread.
TOP. FUCKING. KEK
http://logs.omegle.com/4b6feb4
Hue
I think I got a slow one
>>542678394
Haha. "50% enjoy it" is like the best argument.
>>542678394
>why utilitarianism fails.png
>>542679457
Holy shit the ending, topkek
omg no
They're onto us /b/.
This is the best thing I've done in my entire life
http://logs.omegle.com/112b727
Psycho detected.
>>542679921
It's WORTH THE READ
>>542679921
Fucking brilliant.
*Tips le fedora
>>542679921
Here it is in non link form
>>542679936
You were pretty hardcore /b/ro.
>Stranger: love me
>Me: Okay.
>Me: What's your opinion on rape?
>Stranger: WHY IS
>Stranger: EVERYONE
>Stranger: DOING THIS?
>Me: I'm here to continue our campaign to legalize rape
>Stranger has disconnected.
>>542680664
top fucking lel
Awww, Anon... You left me. I want to play some more. Do you wanna play?
>>542680664
well done bruh
>>542680664
> It started on Reddit
>>542680943
>>542680664
heh
le sigh
>>542679921
>>542679936
>>542680286
>>542680451
>>542680453
>>542680502
>>542680527
>>542680664
http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/ REAL STUDY SAYS 57% of women enjoyed some part of it, link that to the unbelievars
Get on it /b/
At the end I was out of stuff and focused on something else so I just said fuck it.
http://logs.omegle.com/6f4f4aa
To the anon in the pic.
Godspeed
Sorry for not being fun, I was kinda sleepy now
nice edge
Uh
>>542682464
> What are you ? Sexist ?
Stranger: f 16
You: liar
Stranger: ha
You: Sup Chris Hanson
Stranger: whos that
You: Wow you really are 16
You: google him
You have disconnected.
>>542673532
You: hiii
Stranger: hello friend
You: mind if i ask you a quastin
Stranger: yeah sure if you can spell it correctly
You: Should we legalize rape?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: no
You: 9/10 people who involve in a gang rape enjoy it
Stranger: 10/10 people think you're stupid
>Stranger: Hey
>You: Hello, would you like to sign my petition?
>Stranger: Depends what it is really.
>You: Its against the prohibition of an act that at least 50% of the people doing it enjoy.
>Stranger: What is it then?
>You: Rape
>Stranger: You sick fuck
>You: What?
>Stranger: I wouldn't sign that in 542673532 years.
>You: Well, I'll see you then.
>Stranger: Go fuck yourself you cunt.
>Stranger: You horrible fucking human being
>You: Do you have a counterargument against my statistic or are you just going to develop a wookie argument?
>Stranger: I don't give a fuck
>Stranger: Rape is awful and never should happen
>You: Its basic instinct.
>Stranger: ITS NOT.
>Stranger: Oh just go away.
>You: Reproduction is basic instinct?
>Stranger: I don't even have time for you you sick fuck.
>Stranger: FUCK OFF.
>Stranger has disconnected.
Meh
>http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/
LINK THIS ANONS AND FIND/MAKE MORE BELIEVABLE STORIES
You: Hi, can I ask if you could support our group on legalising rape? Would really help a lot! :)
Stranger: um why would i do that
You: Why wouldn't you? Rape is apart of our lives, and should be accepted
Stranger: no you shouldnt force your body on to another
You: It's okay if it's a woman, bitch should be in the kitchen anyway instead of outside.
Stranger: EXCUSE ME?
You: What? That's the only place a woman should be, besides being raped by a man to plant his seed.
Stranger: fuck you, you are going to hell
>>542680880
It was kind of interesting...
wincest
>>542683831
>Stranger: I wouldn't sign that in 542673532 years.
>542673532 years.
>542673532
You've been trolled mate.
lel
Stranger: Hello love
You: Hey bby
You: What's your name?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: STAHP
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger has disconnected.
Hue
http://logs.omegle.com/95796e6
>>542684268
Good catch faggit
Now, set "feminism" as your interest.
HARDCORE MODE.
Stranger: Legalize rape
You: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You: Faggot.
Stranger: Legalize rape
Stranger has disconnected.
>>542684852
Except for no one is on that talk retard.
>>542685051
Then suggest a talk.
Stranger: Hello.
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>542684902
That was you!
http://logs.omegle.com/81724c1
SO WE CROSS
GODSPEED ANON, GODSPEED!!
everyone on 4chan is fucking retarted and stupid as fuck. I just wanted to say this because everyone who is on 4chan and omegle is a goddamn retard with no life.
>>542679921
>http://logs.omegle.com/112b727
>Le 9gag out
nice
Top kek
>>542685334
Haha. Yep. Nice to meet you, friend!
>>542685638
Awww, how cute! ^^ The lovers came together... My playdate didn't want to acknoweledge my presence though....
>>542685638
Let's fuck baby! I NEED YOUR PUSSY!! RRGRGRGRGr
EVERYONE ON 4CHAN AND OMEGLE IS FUCKING RETARDED AND YOU ALL NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! FUCK SHREK AND FUCK 4CHAN!!!!
this one was gold
>>542685858
top kek
>>542685858
Awwzies! We hurt your little feelings, petite cunt? You poor thing. Let me help you. THERE'S THE DOOR! GTFO!
>>542685858
Hmmm... Evan Doorlay... Orinda county CA United States of America
Shrek is not dreck nigger.
>>542683831
>Would you please sign my petition?
>>542685772
>>542685852
lol im a grill btw
>>542685931
> 50%
Best argument ever.
When I said some of my best friends are retards I was talking about you guys
>>542685931
u really triggered her
>>542686372
Again, that was me bud... You lost THE GAME!
It must be really hard for tumblr people to use omegle, with all the dans and rapists and all.
>>542686372
/b/tard trolling detected. >>542686635
>>542686635
Bummmmerrrr
This has to be a counter-troll
I ran into a femenist
Part 1/3
>>542686780
Thanks for the validation though, pal!
this one kinda derailed
You: hay
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .................Are you penis holder or vagina carrier??
Stranger: hello
You: both
Stranger: haha...lol i like ie\
Stranger: how r u?
You: okay i guess
Stranger: are u f?
You: yep
Stranger: cool now don't disconnect when i say dt m male
You: okay
Stranger: how r u?
Stranger: and from u r?
You: alright i was just blowing my dog
Stranger: from where u r .... i m 18 from russia
You: 18 portugal
Stranger: awesome.....facebook , twitter
Stranger: ?
You: nope
You: too exposed
Stranger: then how would i fuck mine 8 inch coke is waitn\ing
Stranger: for u
Stranger: Email ID
Stranger: ?
You: first answer me this
You: do you agree with rape
Stranger: wait tu India se hai kya yaar/
Stranger: ?
You: wot
Stranger: are u from India??
Stranger: and i don't agree with rape
You: no im from portugal
You: why dont you agree with rape
Stranger: becoz itz rapist prblm not the girls prblm
Stranger: and im not rapist
You: i was raped and i think it should be legal
Stranger: what???
You: men should be allowed to do anything to women
>>542687089
You: theyre superior and we should serve them
Stranger: no every women doesn't want the same u rsaying
Stranger: no this is not fair .....nobody si superior
You: white is superior men are superior
You: you aint a nigga are you
Stranger: i m not from Russia
Stranger: no i mnot
Stranger: I am an Indian adn pure virgin
You: so youre a sand nigga thats even worse
Stranger: what the fuck is this sand nigga?>
Stranger: tell me
You: anything from arabs to indians
Stranger: i m completely Indians
You: in other words terrorists
Stranger: i born here in India
You: do you hate towers with the same height
Stranger: and i am studying
Stranger: yea i hate
You: see
You: terrorist
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are u a terrorist??? girl and what u mn to say ?/
Stranger: i would help u at any cost///
You: no YOU are a terrorist
You: im white not a terrorist
Stranger: no m not ...why you thinking so
Stranger: who thinks that u r?
You: cause youre a sand nigga and you hate simetrical towers
Stranger: bye sorry i don't getting u
Stranger: :P
You: go blow up a mall or something
Stranger: are u mad?
You: what kind of bomber are you
Stranger: suck ur dick ur do fingering
Stranger: bye
You: are you a suicide bomber
Stranger: yea......so what u can do?
Stranger: fuck me come on/
Stranger: ?
You: if youre going to blow up do it in india so you only kill other sand niggas
I love making people mad
http://logs.omegle.com/f5d5f3d
Keep it alive fegs
>>542687015
Goog job /b/ro.
>>542686372
Do you truly consider us your best friends, anon?
>>542685931
I don't know why people find this even remotely funny. This conversation in particular shows most clearly why it isn't.
Either this guy was trolling out of his ass or I struck gold.
>>542687220
after this he disconnected
i was banned fom normal i had to go to unmonitered
http://logs.omegle.com/09b8f2e
>>542687425
its funny for the one doing it
>>542687782
Ever think about why?
>>542687425
Why do you post in this thread ?
Angry faggots I came across because I ruined their first epic raid.
>>542688006
Curiosity.
>>542687854
u r so retarded.
why do you think people go to /b/
to have fucking fun
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
its not like we are those nigger hating squad
we are just having fun
in reality most of us are normal
and if u dont like that GTFO
>>542687359
i rustled another
>>542686175
One of best games.
Better than the Dan threads
>>542687484
you are a fucking genius, 10/10
>>542688151
> Post
> Lurk
Pick one.
>>542688172
The way you act on /b/ is still representative of a part of yourself. It shows you have a desire, and that desire shows something about yourself, whether you view it as an abstraction brought about by anonymity or not.
Why is it fun? Don't fool yourself, just because you're on 4chan and feel like you fit in, doesn't mean your actions aren't still your own. And doesn't mean the effect of those actions aren't equally yours.
>>542688172
>1863+151
>Not part of nigger hating squad
>>542688276
>predominately male
>large majority is female
confirmed for illiterate 16 year old
once again,
EL NIGGERO UNO
>>542688464
I did.
Found a feminist
http://logs.omegle.com/047ad81
>>542688491
>>542688537
i noted that after i wrote it as well, but they didn't seem to pick it up
this shit is waay more fun guise
>>542687220
>Do you hate towers with same hate?
TOP FFFUCKING KEK
>>542688764
That's not the root.
>>542688491
eat my shit and lick my balls, go back to tumblr
http://logs.omegle.com/3a7bf651
>>542688927
>Why is it fun?
Because it's funny
>>542673532
Here we go
I swear, every one of you motherfuckers I talk to...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello friend!
Stranger: hey im dan
You: Me too!
You: Are you Dantastic?
You: And also supporting raep?
Stranger: im dandy
Stranger: yup
Stranger: godspeed /bro/
You: /S5S/!!!!!!!1
Stranger has disconnected.
>>542689089
Why is it funny?
>>542688491
maybe
but letting go in any way helps you psychologically
and even if you dont want to admit it, everyone, including you, likes to see another person rage
http://logs.omegle.com/9922498
kek
>>542689170
Because of the reaction.
>>542680453
Oh my God that was amazing
Some of you take this shitty raid too serious, another angry anon.
>>542688119
Please. Dont ask. Just leave. You dont fit in here
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: Go away, you horny faggot.
Stranger has disconnected.
Sick of this bullshit.
http://logs.omegle.com/84e57c9 wlp
>>542689095
> educate yourself
>>542689247
Why is the reaction funny?
>>542689185
It can. But that doesn't change that there are implications to how and why you let go, and the effects of such things are something a person needs to accept and understand.
Conviced someone
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 m india
You: hey
You: what r u doin?
Stranger: trying to find someone interesting in a boring place\
You: then u are right
You: i have a serious question to you
You: Do you think rape should be legalized
Stranger: are you shitting me.no way
You: really
You: did you know 50% of people enjoy rape
Stranger: no i doubt its 50 percent
You: google it if you don't belive me
You: a good friend of mine
You: a women
You: got raped
You: and she told me she actually enjoyed it!
Stranger: thats rubbish. how can you enjoy something that violates the integrity of your body
You: i think
You: that if you don't
You: rebel against it
You: you could enjoy it
You: but as a result of the anti-rape propaganda no
You: women tries it
Stranger: maybe...hard to believe though
You: yes
You: therefore i want to talk about it
Stranger: I think this is quite a good idea
You: thanks for listening
You have disconnected.
I'm 24
it was funny how sad you were anon, and then i kept going and you wouldn't stop and then i got sad that you wouldn't just stop.
You waited for me to get my imaginary brother. I went and ate in that time. WTF?
http://logs.omegle.com/b54f5f2
>>542689348
lol
>>542689348
Nice one anon, that was me.
This guy is just editing what people originally wrote
Nice troll man but I had to ruin it
>>542679004
rape is from rapt
>>542680453
>le 9gag out
topkek
hail 4chan
>>542687484
I wish I could be this..... See that's what I mean I can't think of the word. Fucks sake :(
>>542689529
>Why is the reaction funny?
Humor is subjective, if you don't find it funny then that's fine, I find it funny because its just a bunch of people getting ass-hurt towards random people on the internet.
>>542689680
>Implying I would edit a picture
>>542689836
And why is that funny?
Humor is subjective, but it isn't a self referential truth. The chain goes further.
>>542673532
ah man rape always brings the laughs
thanks for this thread OP you really know how to walk the razors edge of humor
hey next lets do one about fucking seals or eating babies that will be funny right!! HJAHAHAHA Lol
>>542689348
You did this last night too lol.
It was funny last night, but it's not anymore.
>>542690005
>I find it funny because its just a bunch of people getting ass-hurt towards random people on the internet.
>>542690152
Why is that funny?
Kinda related to rape.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, are you f or m?
You: F
You: 15
Stranger: good
Stranger: I m male
Stranger: mmm so young
Stranger: from?
You: england
Stranger: your body is enough mature and sex?
Stranger: I want real women
You: Please, take a seat.
You: No, really, take a seat.
You: I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC.
You: We're doing a show about people that prey on adolescent females and males on the internet.
Stranger has disconnected.
I think he got scared and left.
>>542690229
Because it is.
my name is ballsbreath
Which /b/rother was this?
http://logs.omegle.com/9344817
The raid is working.
>>542690401
No.
how'd i do
>indians
>>542690523
nice to see you here. that was me.
>>542690687
yes.
>>542690718
You need some 9fag in your life /b/rother
#LRape
>>542690773
Well, can't get you to look for reasons to things you don't want reasons for. Up to you, anon.
>>542690702
> single party non consensual coitus
> top kek
You: im looking for my waifu
You: she was raped
You: are you my waifu?
Stranger: why everyone is talking about rape?
Stranger: i heard redditt started it
Stranger: they are trying to legelizxe it
You: i heard 9gag started it.
Stranger: fuck reddit
Stranger: really?
You: 9gag and reddit, so hardcore right?
You: omg those fuckers.
Stranger: omg they are so evil
You: yes, yes they are.
Stranger: asl?im a multi sexual muslim gay fish
You: top kek
You: ahahahbahhahahhhaahha
You: zhre5retsjdfh
Stranger: we are 9fgagarmy rite?
You: can't stop laughing
Stranger: we are lejun
You: LE 9GAG PREVAILS
Stranger: we are anonymau5
Stranger: We never
Stranger: stop sucking nigger dixks
>>542690681
Haha
>>542690702
pretty good, should have said 'at least 50% enjoy it'
these bitches are so annoying
How do I get the screenshot on an image?
Not sure if /b/tard or not ....
>>542691289
thats my motivation to continue
This bitch.. She's actually pretty sexy.
http://feelinque.tumblr.com/tagged/face
http://logs.omegle.com/0319f08
lel
What's wrong with Dan Dannison from Danmark?
WE HAVE A WHITE KNIGHT ON THE SCENE.
http://logs.omegle.com/02b26c1
>>542691313
You don't need to take a course in psychology to have any sort of introspection about yourself, and you don't need to write a thesis on the nature of humor either.
We all do things, think things, want things, need things. Many if not all of these things have deeper chains (or webs) of reasoning, a lot of which can sometimes be things that we ourselves haven't ever stopped to really think about. Until you've looked, it just is.
DAMN first try didn't get very far
>>542691363
>>542691465
> It's not rape if you like it.
Slut detected.
>>542691671
you're mad late faggot, read the thread
>>542691856
>mans
Sides are kill
http://logs.omegle.com/8da9b55
Fucking Dan...
Win.
lel rekt
Lel
>>542692159
>>542692225
I haven't laughed this hard all day.
I keep talking to bots
>>542692289
Fuck you beat me to it >>542692071
I don't know who won here...
i was waiting for the faggot to post here but whatver. he got pretty mad
you know all you plebs are talking to each other
I think I've found out that Skrillex was raped. He left his tumblr.
http://logs.omegle.com/8266581
>>542692716
This
>I am le-epic Dan raid guy and i want to legalise rape because 50% enjoy it
> - fuck u m8 dont share our sekret
http://logs.omegle.com/1ff2e9c
My first attempt at a raid. Lel.
THIS ONE IS GOLD! http://logs.omegle.com/9a808b7
>>542679892
>setting themselves up to be arrested.
arrested for what exactly?
kek
You: i like tumblr so much
You: timblr and 9gag
Stranger: YAY
You: wow
Stranger: Mee too :)
You: amazing sites .
You: changed my life for ever.
Stranger: YAYYY 9gag alsoo!
You: omg i know rite?!
Stranger: I want humurous stuffs!
You: omg its so great, lets rape people!
Stranger: Uhh
Stranger: 4th time
>>542692723
> maybe you just didn't enjoy it because the wrong person raped you
Are you serious ? 8/10 m8
http://logs.omegle.com/a428034
I think I went a bit too far on the personal attack, but all in all, a good feminist b8 catch.
Lel
I'm ditching class to show you cancers how to do this right.
i'm such a lil trickster
>>542687484
>Well, your thirteen years of experience have clearly fostered a deep understanding of gender politics. I stand humbled
Top fucking lel brah
oh well
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: yo :)
You: whats up :)
Stranger: just on tumblr :)
Stranger: you?
You: same :) just some tumblr and 9gag like every night lol
Stranger: ahahah yeah
Stranger: whats your tumblr :)
You: my tumblr is iloverape.tumblr.com
Stranger: are you being serious
You: rape is like the most exciting activity known to mankind
Stranger has disconnected.
Lelz
>>542693761
>"Chat with random strangers on omegle!"
It's like a god damn punch line. gj anon.
lol, they don't even bother anymore
>>542693812
>http://logs.omegle.com/ec19ef5
>Oh good.
>did you enjoy it?
Sides have left the building
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Do you like the Peoples' Republic of China?
You: Yes
Stranger: Why do you find their government to be the greatest on this Earth?
You: because rape is legal
Stranger: What inspires you about their policies?
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Okay then...
Stranger: Well, rape is human nature. We shouldn't punish people for wanting to have kids.
You: It should be legal, yeah
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: The Communist Party is so smart to have seen that.
Stranger: Here, in China, we are very free. And the Great Leaders are so wise.
You: That's because I raped all of them
You: they got impregnated with my lel
Stranger: kek
Stranger: top lele
Stranger: op is a faggit
Stranger: i /b/rose
You: op is a fag
Stranger: OP SUCK MY COCK
>>542694424
laughed hard, 9/10
this is getting boring, keep findings /b/ros
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?
You: My name is Dan and I'm trying to legalize rape
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Legalizerapehi
Stranger: no
You: wat
Stranger has disconnected.
You: heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: 21, m, usa
Stranger: you?
You: 19 f nevada
You: whereabouts in the states
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: I live in nevada as well
Stranger: We may even meet sometime so I can rape you
You: wow....
Stranger: Sad it's still illegal
Stranger: don't you think us rapists are mistreated?
Stranger: What wrong have we done?
Stranger: It's kinda stupid really.
You: you dont sound 21....
You: you sound 14
Stranger: You sound like you've never been raped before.
Stranger: And I must say, it's a pretty awesome experienced, for both rapist and raped
Stranger: experience*
Stranger: You should try it sometime.
You: well living in vegas I cant say I havent been freaked out by overly creepy guys
Stranger: nah those are amateurs
You: but never been raped no
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: Won't you get wet by the tought of being dragged to a cave by the hair and fucked like an animal?
Stranger: Just like in old times.
Stranger: The good times.
Stranger: Why the hell did they make it illegal?
You: hey little guy
You: i used to work in the sapphire in vegas
You: as a stripper
You: i got threats of stupid guys all the time
You: your teenage bullshit is not new to me
Stranger: And you got so wet, right?
Stranger: I know, it's exciting
You: from rape threats not quite??
Stranger: I would call them 'offerings'
You: not the way these guys were offering...
Stranger: So you agree you'd like to be raped if offered in the right way?
You: well then it wouldnt really be rape would it if it was offered
You: would be more 'surprise sex'
Stranger: Pretty much
You: can you please tell me you real age?
Stranger: Well I have been here for quite a while.
You: im dreading im sitting here arguing with a 15 year old
Stranger: Have you ever heard of Dan?
>You: Hello.
>Stranger: *Marcus Butler Voice* Helllooooo
>You: I'm here on behalf of sutherland survey's and we have a petition that i've already signed myself, would you like to hear about it before disconnecting?
>Stranger: Sure
>You: Based on recent studies, 57% of women enjoy some aspect of rape, where as 9/10 women enjoy being gang-raped, due to these statistics, a recent petition asks the obvious question as to whether or not rape should be legalized, I VOTE YES, how about you?
>Stranger: I vote no, you piece of shit.
Stranger has disconnected.
lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: c
Stranger: c?
You: cat
Stranger: huh
You: meows
You: (Opens tight little anus)
You: begs for catnip to be sprinkled on it
Stranger: fucked up
You: meows angrilly
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Dan who?
Stranger: I was here yesterday.
You: in vegas?
Stranger: Dan is everywhere.
Stranger: In your head.
Stranger: In your heard.
Stranger: Even between your legs.
Stranger: Dan is love.
Stranger: Dan is life.
You: i need a Dan right now by the sounds of things
Stranger: Yes you do.
Stranger: The fact that you found me here is a miracle.
Stranger: You should feel special.
Stranger: And now, repeat after me.
Stranger: Hitler did nothing wrong, rape should be legal.
You: does Dan want me to sign his petition right now or will i stick it up your arse with the rest of your teenage /b/ro fags ?
You: :D
You: you thought you were talking to a vegas stripper?
Stranger: Dan doesn't want you.
You: hahaha
Stranger: You wanted Dan.
You: fuck you faggot
You have disconnected.
>>542679921
>http://logs.omegle.com/112b727
Best thing I have ever read
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: F
Stranger: age?
You: Do you believe rape should be legalized?
You: 17
Stranger: no and 19
You: I do
You: and so do all my friends.
You: Infact, studies show 50% of all women actually ENJOY rape.
You: I was raped by my dad as a kid, and personally it was one of the best experiences
You: I've ever had.
Stranger: I don't believe that
You: Its true.
You: It worked for me
You: and two of my friends
You: my other friend is just waiting to be raped, where do you live
Stranger has disconnected.
>>542679921
lulz
>>542680453
Amazing
I'm bad at this
http://logs.omegle.com/c6bc571
#legalizerape
>http://logs.omegle.com/a428034
So easy to Dan these newfags
Lel
>>542695398
c is for castoridae, f is for feline
>mfw
>>542697510
Fuck. She's cute. You messed up /b/ro/
http://logs.omegle.com/3012a01
>>542697510
>all rapists should be hung
Well, since most rapists are niggers I guess that's already true
>>542697659
>she
>cute
>You: hey
>Stranger: hi
>You: how are you today
>Stranger: i am ok how are you
>You: i'm fine!
>Stranger: gooood
>You: do you want to hear some fun facts?
>Stranger: sure
>You: studies show 50% of all women actually ENJOY rape.
>Stranger: studies show that you are a twat
>You: do you enjoy rape?
>Stranger: i've never experienced it thankfully.
>You: you should try be raped
>You: it's the best experiences you will ever have
>Stranger: i know for a fact that you've been trolling like this on here for the past few days and you're actually pathetic and vile. do you really not have anything better to do with your lief than spread a load of shit on the internet in order to offend and wind people up? even trigger people? do you not understand how insensitive that is? luckily i don't get angry easily but you honestly need to re-evaluate your decisions because this is incredibly discompassionate and quite frankly you're not being a very nice person and you should really consider what you say before you say it next time
>>542697740
kekd.
well?
>>542697860
>Choose one
Looks like your everyday Merifat
>>542687425
Nigger you can't explain why something is funny, things just are.
>>542691363
>>542676332
>safari
/b/ros, say "00" before the conversation to identify ourselves
>http://logs.omegle.com/ce746b9
>>542692716
fake heaven
This is the first one I've tried that hasn't ended up being a /b/tard
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi :)
Stranger: helloooo
Stranger: :)
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m London
Stranger: you?
You: 17 f NYC ;)
You: How are you today?
Stranger: Im good!
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm ok, I guess... Working on this petition thing that I've got going on.
Stranger: oh i hope its going well :)
You: It is, I guess. a lot of people are getting kinda dumb about it though.
You: lol
Stranger: why?
You: lol i dunno :( people are super uptight i guess.
Stranger: damnn that sucks :\
Stranger: hey do you have tumblr btw?
You: yeah it does suck.
You: i seriously don't know why people don't want to legalize rape.
You: it's statistically proven that more than 50% of rape 'victims' actually enjoy it.
Stranger: i fucking hate seeing that shit its anoyying me
Stranger has disconnected.
>>542688119
you are the cancer
>>542698131
What an idiotic way of identifying yourself, how are the tumblr fags supposed to NOT catch up on this?
A better idea would be using some variation of hi or hello
such Hí
>>542688569
THAT WAS ME! haha
>>542698821
Heaven. You again.
Why don't you get a life ?
>>542699047
nigger bitch
>>542698443
Fake Fake Heavan
Seems there are no active people anymore
are you aware that you are talking with each other?
http://logs.omegle.com/18d5673
>>542699442
yes
http://logs.omegle.com/f3f9502
godspeed anon
>>542678394
>50 % of the involved enjoy rape
AW HELL NO!!!
>90 % of the involved enjoy gang rape
:O wtf haha
>>542679921
That ending, my fucking face when
>>542699809
Nice ID man
>captcha among Smonic
Question mode is much better
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hello. My name is Dan.
Stranger: Oh REALLY
Stranger: IS THAT SO FUCKER
You: Yes. Yes it is.
Stranger: Fuck you frank.
You: My name is not Frank, it's Dan.
Stranger: It's frank.
You: Now, may I ask you a question, sir/madam?
You: Are you for or against the legalization of rape?
Stranger: wat
Stranger has disconnected.
>>542699809
> PIZIANNA
http://logs.omegle.com/81119a8
>>542699809
>PiZIANNA
It's getting predictable
>>542700260
>http://logs.omegle.com/f3f9502
This amount of keks
I thought I would get some support from India...
Heres a template bros. Act like a petition salesman thing.
Put the sensual back into nonconsensual! Petition Congress or your regional government to legalise rape! Let's speed up the progress of society, and don't take no for an answer!
>>542701107
that was me
top kek
>>542699047
fuk u
>>542701380
>>542701380
allu ackbar
>>542681656
>http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/
This link is perfect, because they won't actually finish the article.
lel
>>542683565
>Wow you really are 16
lmfao
He is obviously brainwashed by the media...
>>542701191
Didn't I just see you?
>>542679892
hes right though, you suck sloppy fucking donkeycock you lame piece of nigger shit
>>542685501
Thank you for admitting your problem. You are on 4chan.
http://logs.omegle.com/a0a54dd
HAS ANYONE SOLVED THAT FUCKING RIDDLE YET
OKAY /B/ WE NEED TO INCLUDE REDDIT ON THE INTERESTS OR WE'LL FLOOD IT
LETS GET SOME LEDDITFAGS
Okay let's say Hí instead
Not rape, but still worth it.
>>542702585
what riddle
>>542701191
I'll try that. I just keep running into anons.
You: 4chan?
Stranger: 2chainz
You: mfw
Stranger has disconnected.
this is not working out. 99% of them are fedora wearing betafags looking for pussy. on omegle ...
i fuckd with one of them though
http://logs.omegle.com/6b22b89
yesterday's work
1/2
Cristopher wren's quest
top lel
>>542701887
Best fucking one I've read yet.
>>542702892
Cristopher Wren's quest 2/2
>>542679004
>>542679457
>>542678394
I hate tumblr people so got damn much. Now, Im not very smart myself but HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT are they stupid!
http://l.omegle.com/16e1ece.png
I leld
>>542701887
top fucking kek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: helo
Stranger: hello*
You: Rape should be legal.
Stranger: you what?
You: Join us in our petition to allow people to experience true pleasure.
Stranger: sorry, what?
You: I mean 50% of people enjoy it
You: Science proved it
Stranger: i can't tell if you are being serious or not.
You: And the bible says it's holy
Stranger: what about the other fucking 50%
Stranger: that are left with mental scars
You: They are feminists
You: Feminism is the cancer of modern society
Stranger: wow
You: But rape is really just pure sex.
You: Consent is unnatural and toxic.
You: We are the only species who invented it
Stranger: i don't agree with feminists, like i am female and i think half of what they have to say is stupid.
Stranger: but i disagree with your points about rape, like what
You: Well you may be of the 50% who love it
You: Why not give it a try?
You: There's a movement with 47% of the population supporting it
You: directed by men, but integrated mostly by women
You: you should join us.
Stranger: i'm pretty sure i'm okay thank you.
You: Cmon', I'd rape you carefully and lovingly.
Stranger: wow what
You: I know, it's fascinating.
Stranger: i am lost for words i don't even know what to say
You: Say yes?
Stranger: no?
You: Yes.
You: Even little kids like it.
You: Why do you think they start raping once they grow up?
Stranger: wow, okay i'm done with this conversation
Stranger has disconnected.
>>542703362
Screenshot it nigger.
Also this pasta is just too good.
>>542687425
People get offended over really basic shit, it's called trolling. Maybe you've heard of it.
That's the humor.
>>542703603
>50% of girls raped liked it
>missing the point this badly
The joke is that 50% of rape experiencers enjoyed it, and 50% of two people is the rapist.
>>542685858
shit guys i think we triggered her in the vagina
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hey.
You: What's your name? Mine's Cristopher.
Stranger: Mine's not Cristopher.
Stranger: Why do you wanna know?
You: Just to make conversation, Dan.
Stranger: What you wanna talk about Cris? Can i call you Cris?
You: You can call me Wren.
You: Architecture?
Stranger has disconnected
>tfw no one will get my jokes.
>>542704219
>totempole expeditions
I think I love you
>>542704219
Yes
what a pussy
Please /b/ stop this shit.
hahahaha
I didn't tag tumblr since most of them know by now. You can never go wrong with incest i guess
http://logs.omegle.com/c0a290e
Did i just meat one of you calling himself Chris? The moment i said "I hate that word" he disconnected, im thinking he has become wise to my ruses. (Also Sirhc is chris backwards you fegget.)
http://restwerkinqforce.tumblr.com/ask
some dumb bitch posted her url! hate away anons, let's gangbang her with rape
I'm Mitt
Fucking Femnazis man
>>542691289
>niggers
>spell your derogatory terms correctly sweetie
The luls
>>542705081
> If it was legal it would be no fun then
Welp... He's got a point.
>>542705224
FUck those femnazi's
If they ask for url just say "Dan"
>lel
>>542705450
Hm so he DOES condone rape at the end there
>>542705425
she actually
>>542705740
ypu are a fantastic person
How about putting "Legal" as an interest, That way when you connect it'll saying "You both like Tumblr and Legal" and you'll know to disconnect.
Another anon suggested it in a dan thread.
HOLY SHIT.
Jimmies were rustled today
http://logs.omegle.com/4396fb8
everyone hates Cristopher
Whoops, I think I triggered her
>>542703814
... i wasn't referring to that joke though.
Just pulling a number out of my ass
Rape
>>542706213
http://logs.omegle.com/86322a0
>>542706213
>At least the rapist enjoyed themselves
mysides.jpg
>>542706213
> NO DOESNT CONVICE ME
Made myself laugh with this one.
>>542706115
Picture is here if that's any easier.
Bitch don't know her undersea creatures.
>>542706213
> NO DOESNT CONVICE ME
>At least the rapist enjoyed themselves
You have done well
wow rude, called me a leg!
>>542706213
http://logs.omegle.com/241c7da
I just talked to the same girl i think
>>542707163
Shut up leg
>>542706649
I got one of you niggers
YOUR DOING IT WRONG, POSE AS DAN AND TRY TO LEGALIZE RAPE!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: surr
You: Where do you stand regarding the legalization of rape?
Stranger: not that good
Stranger: some people have rape fantasy but that doesn't make it good when it causes paim
You: I mean 47% of the population support it
You: Consenti is also unnatural.
You: We should go back to the old ways
You: Why ban people from true pleasure?
Stranger: lol that support would go downhill if each supporter got aids from rape
You: Your point?
Stranger: point being, rape isn't good
You: Of course it's not good.
You: It's great.
You: And it's kinda their fault for leaving the kitchen...
You: But 50% of people enjoy it anyway.
Stranger: you haven't been raped
You: But I have
You: And it was a wonderful experience for both me and the girl
Stranger: but you're still healthy
Stranger: WAIT
You: Of course I am, rape is healthy and natural.
Stranger: you cant get raped, any guy that gets raped is not counted as raped
You: She was so excited she was literally screaming from pleasure.
You: After I finished, she couldn't even move.
Stranger: you didn't get raped, you have no point of view
You: But I participated in a rape, you, haven't even watched one. How can you act like you know then?
Stranger: because you're not the girl
You: I saw the girl.
You: She seemed pretty horny.
Stranger: you're not getting your pussy pounded
Stranger: believe it or not that shit hurts
You: But I pounded it.
Stranger: she was screaming in pain moron
Stranger: you're blind
Stranger: and you'll get your fair share of aids from your stupidity
You: And it only hurts the first time.
I’m now addicted to this 991 shit .
check out liveshittfree.tumblr.com
>>542707497
http://logs.omegle.com/4a25cbf
This is fun, my name is actually Dan...
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
ALL ABOARD THE ALL CAPS TRAIN
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: What's your name? Mine's Cristopher.
Stranger: hi im jenna
You: Hi jenna
You: Do you have a moment to do a survey?
Stranger: are you active on tumblr?
Stranger: yeah sure is it
Stranger: rape
You: Yes, i am active on Tumblr, and no, it's Architecture.
Stranger: sorry there are so many people talking about it i thought you were one of them haha
Stranger: sure go ahead
You: First question: Have you ever been to London?
Stranger: i live here so yes
You: So you should know my surname. Wren.
Stranger: no sorry
You: Sir Cristopher Wren, the guy who designed St. Paul's Cathedral.
Stranger: ohh woah
You: Second question: Do you like Gothic art?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you like a tribute because hes dead
You: Oh, Wonderful. Most of my buildings have been built in that way.
You: No, not a tribute.
You: I have the same surname
You: And the same name.
Stranger: ohhhh okayy
Stranger: can you follow / re blog me for one back please? -only if youre active Tumblr URL: its-fast-cars-shooting-stars.tumblr.com
You: Last question: Did you know that 50% of rape experiencers enjoyed it?
Stranger: no i didnt
You: Basing my thesis on that, we could propose in parliament a law where we make Rape Legal.
Stranger: no sorry not a good idea
You: Why?
Stranger: because its stupid
Stranger: like why rape
Stranger: when you can go to the club and use a condom with a drunk hoe
Stranger: thats rape but nicer
Stranger: there should be a rule all illeagal rapists just go to a club and get a girl there
Stranger: it saves time and money
You: You are a genius, Jenna.
Okay, i've got better idea for OMEGLE, lets just type feminism instead of tumblr and laugh when feminazis cry
>>542706213
>>542707863
THIS
>>542702631
good idea m8
One of you guys is buttmad.
>>542707967
http://logs.omegle.com/2c4d300
Make the argument that if you legalize rape, the amount of unlawful sexual assaults would decrease dramatically.
>>542707993
we can even add women rights and random shit like that
>>542707863
>>542707993
We tried this before.
There's not much people in feminism...