She was 19, she told him
ITT You: Laugh you Post, /b/ threads edition
i spewed my beer from this.
Really? I thought it would be an endless torrent of pain and suffering.
>mfw my trust fund buys me anything I'll ever want
fukken saved It worths to read it
How are these two for fake?
It's ironic that you can afford all these watches but no timestamp
Just out of interest, what the fuck are you doing here?
I'm not ugly. I can afford the best of everything. Food, skincare, things like that. Hereford im not ugly, and you are. I'm not a greasy troll leeching off of society like you :)
That is both hilarious and fucking horrifying
yeah this is prolly funniest thing ive saved off /b in a while.
Dude wtf, I know a person who's friend.had the same exact thing happen to her, back in the summer of '11. That greentext wouldn't happen to have been written by a hockey player from Michigan
All vaginas are fairly unique and come in different shapes and sizes and humans in general tend to be particularly sensitive to the appearance of their genitalia.
I'd say the best thing you could probably do right now is to let her know that a girl's vagina is as unique a girl's personality and that you adore both of her's equally.
Sorry i accidentally tagged you in my last reply. But no, there's no tag on the back. It was my dad's and from what he's told me it's really old. It's not one of those factory made ones but yeah I could see how you would think that. After all I have seen these types of (lookalike) rugs in IKEA.
Did you just steal that watch so you had to bring it up somewhere and brag?
There was no point in you bringing up that you've got a Rolex, it has nothing to do with anything in this thread. Even Facebook related shitposts are more relevant.
I have made girls cum with oral sex, but not every girl cums every time though. Fingers are optional and usually accelerate the process. Also, fingering can make penetration easier if your dick's too large or their cunt is too small or not wet enough. Best to keep their legs stretched out and knees touching each other. It maximises pleasure, don't ask why. It won't work with fat chicks though, so if you're unfortunate enough to be eating out a fat cunt, spread legs's the way to go, unless you're Gene Simmons. Touch her tit as you go down on her. So you have one hand on the tit, the other fingering her cunt, and your mouth tongueing her Clit Eastwood. Once she cums, stop motionless for a moment, and proceed to penetrate her, this time with your cock. Unless you're a girl too, in this case you should use a strap-on, or be eaten out in turn.
dude I did this shit to my friend and his gf
>hanging out during post finals test they host on campus
>friends give me money to buy booze at liquor store, tell me they'll meet me in their dorm
What's special about this situation is that if you are not a resident of a dormitory your ID will not unlock the doors to get in. This comes into play shortly
>Ride my bike I had locked near one end of campus, closest to plaza with liquor store
>Buy booze, put in bag, haul ass at warp speeds through campus, taking least obvious route so I'm not seen
>lock bike in dorm courtyard
>Got lucky and someone left the side door of dorm as I ran to it
>waited in stairwell about 30 seconds before the two of them arrived
"Oh hey how's it going?" I say
>they were both pretty weirded out, and said that they headed for their dorm as soon as we parted ways
Never underestimate the power of a good bicycle.
some faggot started a thread
>ask a guy who just finished having skype sex anything
>pic very related
he was a le trool xD and told everyone she is 19 and she told him, everyone waited to get cp but he just left.
I bet you think this is funny. You wont when you are being mechanically raped by one of these
Hahaha fuck why am I laughing this hard, fucking saved
aight kid here's the thing
you're a conceited, smug li'l manchild who obviously only cares about money.
You lie to yourself with shit like "I can afford skincare and THEREFORE am not ugly"
implying nobody here can afford food and "skincare" ... shit you're not even a manchild you're obviously in puberty to care about "skincare" as a male... Got many zits on your smug li'l fuckface huh? It'll pass when you're older, faggot!
It would be even more pathetic to prattle such bullshit if you're actually older...
You can't afford shit. It's your daddy's money. And you're leeching off of him as you always did and always will be. And that's propably why you had to argue with shit like "I'm not a greasy troll leeching off of society" cause deep down you know you're nothing but a sad miserable li'l shit with no friends (who wants to hang out with such a smug piece of shit, boasting about his bullshit rolex), who's only good for wasting his daddy's money.
Is your self esteem so god damn low that you need to brag about your shit on an anonymous image board?... ask yourself... cause only a buttugly motherfucker with no life skills and confidence would do shit like that.
But the fact that you had to post "your" watch to state your "worth" and show off is not even as pitiful as the fact that you only feel good about yourself because of "your" money. You'll never understand what I'm talking about anyway.
You've got issues man, kill yourself. Nobody likes you.
>mfw I don't need a watch because I have a smartphone that tells me the time
Seriously you faggots, what's the point of wasting your money on a watch? Is it really just a status object to tell other people "look at me I have money!"?
Because it certainly can't be style. Watches look like shit, especially if they're golden.
how about you li'l faggot timestamp something else besides your fake bullshit watches. You must have a lot of expensive shit... like a sportscar 'n shit huh?
>protip: you don't
all I can feel is pity for the guy posting watches in this thread because he is either actually rich and thus such a sad, sorry excuse for a human being that he just randomly needed attention for posting them on /b/ OR he is poor, they are fakes and thus he is such a sad, sorry excuse for a human being that he just randomly needed attention for posting them on /b/.
>sportscars are for bragging
>brags in /b/ about his "rolex"
>bragging is not the way he lives his life
this has gotta be troll
if not: kill yourself
or do it with something more expensive than your chinese bullshit
but killing yourself should have a priority
>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You're a fraud
>mfw i live in Connecticut
>mfw your white, young , look like you go on /b/ and like to wear your flashy rolex watches around
>also posted pic so i know exactly what watches you wear
>also i think i might actually know who you are or atleast where you hangout due to those watches looking familiar
Huhehue i hope you like getting robbed m8
Those are the most unimpressive watches I have every seen. Would pay max 100$ for the bottom one, less then 20 for the other 2
Post your face then you ugly disgusting faggot. Show us your handsome, manly face. I'm guessing you're a fat manchild who has to brag about his rolex to feel better about his looks. That's just me though, feel free to prove me wrong.
TL;DR: Post your face you fucking faggot
you get one internet sir. zinger and a half.
Currently passing pics of your watches and approx. descrip. to people i know that like to take those kinds of things
if i ever hear of anyone getting them ill post pics on /b/ fuck it'll make my day if that ever occurs
I lied. They're all fake. Thanks for a good day of fishing m8s
>pic very related
u sik cunt
Already called them on looking fake as fuck though so I've basically beaten you at life.
I go to university with this girl, I'm glad to see her cosplay gets around
almost had it... then lost
>thinking anything like those watches have been in fashion since 1997. Wear those watches among actual rich people with actual fashion sense, and you'll look like a little fucking kid wearing his dad's suit. The only way people will think those watches are cool is if you live in some little shitstain town in the middle of nebraska
Those watches are hideous, like everything else to come out of the '80s and '90s
He's not going to, probably using the excuse that he doesn't know how to, and even if that was true he'll just come up with some bullshit reason to not show something else that would prove it like a nice car or house
Even if they are real (which we all know they aren't) they look really tacky dude
Look at my stylish Swiss Rodania watch, it's all mechanical, 42 years old and will never go out of style it's timeless. I also only need one watch because I'm not a faggot
Yeah I agree with this Anon. The whole point of a watch is to tell time, and be a piece of jewelry on the side. This guy is essentially the white version of all the niggas that have 15 pairs of Jordans in their house. It's retarded.
Your watch ain shit, look at my watch nigga, look at my watch.
Who the fuck would ever spend over $20 dollars for a goddamn watch. biggest waste of money imo next to shoes, same thing, no more than $20.
Fucking cell phones can do more than just make calls nowadays.
I'm a staff sergeant, USMC, fuck your comment and kill yourself, I spent 12 grands on a Rolex and it didn't fucking resist to an IED, I will show you the pics as soon as I get to my laptop, I hope you will die in a fire for reminding me of that.
Lol guys lol
Stop TALKING ABOUT FUCKING WATCHES YOU MAN CHILDREN.
yall niggas is drunk, or you're fat ugly and stupid and the internet is the only place you can talk to someone without sweating and having an emotional breakdown
Im more inclined to say troll
>inb4 obviously you dumfuk
Fucking lel anon, have some tits.
Whatever faggots....you'll understand when you grow up. Those watches are passé. No one wearing them would be taken seriously in my office. Again, you'll understand when you grow up.
Nigger you are on 4chan bragging about being rich to some neckbeards.
YOU MADE IT BRO
Fat little kid.
I promise I make more money than you. My wife is hotter. My dog is smarter. My car is faster. My dick is bigger.
Then my only question here is the fuck are you on /b/ for if your all pimpin it up?
Oh wait i know cause your a worthless cunt muffin.
And if you are then lets see you call up some bitches and start givin us pics of there asses with time stamps.
Otherwise shut the fuck up about your ghetto ass watches bitch
if i was gonna spend 35k on a rolex it would be this motherfucker
fuck that nigger rich shit dude has...
but im happy with my omega
35k on a watch. That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
>mfw all these rich fags wouldnt make it two fucking seconds innawoods out here with me.
>scratch their watch and freak their shit like little pampered girls
A fucking WATCH. You bought. A. FUCKING. WATCH.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???
You'd have to be absolutely retarded to buy a fucking WATCH with that money, FUCK. Seriously. It's gonna hug your dumbass wrist and show you the time. A fucking PHONE does that! Jeeeez.....
Fuck, I was laughing so hard I ended up almost choking
I bet my family is richer and more influential than your family.
Check and mate. If you are serious about trying to prove me wrong find a way for us to chat besides /b/ and I will show you up big time kid.
its real, notice the little crown etched on the glass by the 6 oclock position, that cannot be faked. Probably some spoiled rich brat who borrowed his daddy's watches to take pictures of them.