well, /b/, I'm being extorted by a hacker.
>be sittin on facebook
>see a rando friend request
>"Hm, cute little asian girl, wow, she's in my area, perhaps date?"
>Accept friend request
>insta-message from girl
>"Hey there, handsome"
>"yeah where u from oh yeah hm ok ur cute ok want to skype"
> "k, i'll add u"
> k, accept add
> accept video call
> "WOW. ur cute :) want to play"
>she does this freaky hot dance for me in a little black slip, taking it off, showing me these great tits, slipping off her hose, etc I'm sure y'all want the whole graphic lowdown on this striptease
> "let me see ur cock"
> Show her my cock
> "WOW. :) I like"
> Start jackin it on cam
> she's stripping, playin
> "okay show me ur face"
> "not that one! ur actual face :)))))"
> she's showin me some titty
>I lift the cam up to my face
> she sits down
>"I RECORDED YOU YOU WHILE YOU PLAYING HARD YOUR COCK AND MASTURBATING IT ! IN THIS VIDEO I CAN DO ANYTHING TO BROKE YOUR LIFE !! SO YOU WANT ME TO START SPREADING IT ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA'S LIKE FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND ESPECIALLY TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES ON FACEBOOK ??? OR YOU WANT ME TO DELETE YOUR VIDEO AND NOT SPREADING IT AND LEAVE YOU ALONE !! TELL ME NOW !!!
EVEN YOU LOG OUT OR DEACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT ITS OK !
CAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A LIST OF YOUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS !
I TOLD YOU !!! IM A "PROFESSIONAL HACKER" I SEE ALL THE LINKS YOU HAVE !! AND ESPECIALLY THE LINKS OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY !
TELL ME !! DONT MAKE ME MAD !!
YOU WANT TO DELETE YOUR VIDEO OR NOT ???"
>"OKIE I HAVE A GOOD DEAL FOR YOUR VIDEO SEND ME THE MONEY AND I SURE I WILL DELETE YOUR MASTERBATION COCK AND MAKE SURE I M NOT GOING TO POST YOUR VIDEO I WHANT NOW OR ESLE I WILL POST IT AND SEE YOUR LIFE WAS GONE ........"
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>her screen is now just her compy monitor, and I can see her drafting a message to all my friends on fb sayin "LOOK AT DIS MASTURBATION VIDEO I FOUND OF UR FRIEND"
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>beg "please please please don't I'll do anything please don't"
>"k give me $1000 and I will delete ur video"
>"please please don't please I'll do anything please don't"
>I pull up my bank account
>$$$$$9.26 niggas. $9.26.
>send her screenshot of my meager funds
>"please please please don't I'll do anything please don't"
>"u give me $500"
>"u don't hav $500 anon????"
>"I don't, you can see look please this is all I have I'm a college student blahblahblah"
>"okay, anon, I need the money or I'm gonna send ur video TO ALL UR FRIENDS THEY WILL ALL SEE MASTURBATION OF YOU"
>"That's all I have I swear, please don't etc etc etc"
>She then pulls up pictures of my friends. Pictures of me and my friends. Jsut for emphasis/torture/reminder that my life will be ruined
>"okay anon, listen, u giv me $300 by WESTERN UNION or I WILL SEND THE VIDEO"
>"I can get you the money! I can get you the money!!!! Just not right now!!!!!! I have to ask my mother!!!!!"
>"Y u no have the money right now anon?"
>"I'm a student! I have to ask my mother! I'll have it to you by 1 pm tomorrow!!!!"
>"1 pm tomorrow or I will RUIN YOUR LIFE ANON. RUIN IT. ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL SEE U MASTURBATING ON CAM I HAV THE VIDEO. DON'T BOTHER DELETING UR FB I HAVE UR FRIENDS LIST RIGHT HERE."
>"why are you doing this to me????"
>"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT ANON. YOU NEED TO PAY THE MONEY TOMORROW BY 1 PM I WILL BE MAKING SURE U R ON FACEBOOK AND SKYPE. $300 TOMORROW BY 1 PM WESTERN UNION.
>my mom's going to want an explanation for why I need $300. Well this is embarrassing.
Just to re-iterate:
-Get something of hers that could turn the tables against her, and threaten her with it. Threats that could pose serious enough that if she were to release the video, and a significant enough probability that you could actually do whatever you threat, then she might back off.
-Other threats. High stakes enough that if she were to release the video, and a significant enough probability that you could actually do it, then she might back off.
You do realize she'll probably just post the video anyways right? Fuck it dude, not for nothing but if she sends that, most people will ignore it and just let you know, a little embarrassing but no more than getting caught naked. It'll go away, but if you pay this chick money, she'll just keep asking for more at a later time, and exactly what could you do if she did.
This. Who cares that you masturbated on camera? It's 2014 masturbation isn't like fucking taboo you retard. Just say this to the girl: I have told my friends some scumbag scammer will be sending a lewd video to them and everyone else, disregard it.
You can actually tell your friends that or try and bluff, I would tell your friends & family though. Don't let this dumb fucking whore 1up you.
Ok, here's your key. First, make it clear that you no longer give enough of a fuck about it.
If you want to go full-alpha, tell her that if she fucks up and spreads it, you'll come after her with something. I.e. substantial enough that she wouldn't risk leaking a video for something she won't get anyway (because you don't care and stated you wouldn't send her anything, anyway.)
>Accept friend request from totally unknown chick
You deserve it, faggot.
Anyway, here is my advice: Don't pay anything. You are probably over 18 and all your friends know you fap sometimes, just like everyone. That video definitely won't ruin your life. Yep, friends will make jokes of you and your relatives will be disgusted, but in few weeks everyone will forget it. It's totally not worth $1000.
Yes, that is exactly what I would do.
I have a PhD in not giving a shit, I advise you get one too. She isn't going to delete it even if you pay her.
All you can do now is just let it happen and play it off like you don't give a fuck.
Who knows, one of your female friends who see it might find it hot, especially the fact that you don't give a fuck. You might get some ass out of this.
>minor retard blackmailing another
I couldn't have cringed any harder if I just saw every teacher I've ever had in a bukkake video.
Why the fuck to braindead, know-nothing morons always claim that even the tiniest inkling of knowing ANYTHING about computers AT ALL is fucking hacking?
I almost want to ACTUALLY hack this cunt to shove the the definition up her ass so hard she'll break into tears every time she even LOOKS at an IS device.
Yes I mad.
Mention this as well. Remember: Anything that would put her in an uncomfortable position would do.
Also, don't say anything that could get you in trouble (you don't want to give her anything else that she could use against you.)
dude if this is really happening to you, paying one time will do nothing but show them that youre willing to pay.. and pay and pay.
thats exactly what they do.. people in other shitty countries get people to make themselves look stupid and embarrass themselves and then just extort the fuck out of them.
honestly i think threatening her saying your gone to the police or just deleting your facebook for a while is the best you could do if you really dont want this getting out. or just own it and sit there looking like a boss.
FUCKING PROFESSIONAL HACKER GIVE ME A BREAK, JUST A POORFAG SLUT WITH A COMPUTER
Pretend to be some FBI agent or some shit, tell her that you've been tracking her for some while and that an agent will visit her soon. You could also look for some fbi chat log pasta to scare her.
Let's see the video. Then we can decide whether you should pay or not.
>This is copy pasta
It was posted yesterday, and even a google search of the first line finds it.
>in this thread a bunch of newfags
Are you fucking 12 years old? people jerk the fuck off. Who the fuck cares if she sends the video, you're still in school. It'll suck for a little while, but you can just shrug it off after a few years.
Also underage b&
Dude. You jacked off to an Asian girl (real or not, who gives a fuck). She's blackmailing you. She's threatening to send you jacking off to your friends and family.
Dude, who gives a fuck? You're a man. Men jack off. Especially to Asian chicks getting naked.
Tell her to fuck off. You don't give a shit. Your family all would have jacked off to her too, and the majority of people will pat you on the back for being a bro, and the others won't give a fuck.
Of course, let your mother/grandmother whoever know someone is fucking with you and not to open messages from strange people.
>Not in a relationship
>Not going for a political career, teaching career or any kind of governmental career
Dude...we get it. She pulled a fucked up move. Tell the stupid cunt that she has an ugly pussy and never talk to her again. ffs, grow a pair.
It's 2014. Sex on the net is beyond common, masturbation is no longer the taboo to end your life. Just beat the fuckwad to the punch and tell everyone that they might be sent a vid of you jacking it, and say you were duped by a chicks tits. You'll be teased, but you'll not lose a shitload of money. And the second you crack, you've demonstrated an exploitable weakness. The video will haunt you again. Why delete it? Bitch just made hundreds off you. She'll be back.
Tell her to fuck herself and delete her. Accept the punishment.
If you want to go further, tell the cops and give them a copy of the conversation and all relevant data. Chances are actually not bad that they'll get her. No really good hacker would bother with such small potatoes when the internet can be far more profitable.
This too. She's a fucking retard. If you informed her that *you* are actually a hacker, it would give you some leverage.
Also, feel free to pick up her IP using wireshark. Then tell her about how you're having a look around in her network after you've given her her IP.
lol, okay guys, I get it. Warming up to the idea of just ignoring her. And yes, thanks, I am a fucking idiot, but don't think I won't walk away from this having learned some shit.
dont be a pussy, own this shit. send her a message saying IM NOT GIVING YOU A FUCKIN DIME I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY SEE ME JERKIN IT BIG FUCKIN DEAL YOU CHINK FUCK. NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER AND LEMME SEE DAT B HOLE
Who gives a fuck, everyone jacks off, no one will care in a week.
And who is going to give you shit about? Anyone who brings it up will have to explain why they watched the vid in the first place
yes you fuck learn to live with sunk costs or keep making consecutive bad decisions throughout the rest of your life. i don't understand why you're so ashamed of masturbating are you 12
Show us screencaps of this chick's tits.
I know you have them.
and by the way, she will NEVER really upload the video.
If she does then you can go to the police and they can try to contact police in her country but im pretty sure she will just move on to another person.
everyone is acting like this is legal. Kid, go to cops or contact facebook. Maybe try one of those bullshit bully hotlines, talk to real ppl, not annons. Gather information, act accordingliy
Look on her profile and see if you can ascertain her home address, most dumb bitches post shit like that on their profiles nowadays. If you can get it, or her work, or anything that could put you and her in the same place at the same time, you're good. Show up with some manner of neat disguise and a gun. Real quiet like, tell her you've got a gun and she's going to log onto her computer and delete the file or you'll paint the sidewalk with her brains. If she does it, then stomp her computer into oblivion so there aren't any remnants on the hard drive or anything. If she doesn't, threaten her until she does or zip tie her to a radiator or something with her mouth duct taped and have a drink and wait until she gives in.
Shit, I don't. Why didn't I think of that? I wasn't considering my /b/ros. That's two internet offenses so far tonight. Perhaps three for making this thread in the first place.
You're being blackmailed.
Supposedly you'll be given details on who to wire money to.
This is a pretty cut-and-dry case of 'tell the cops' or just ignore it entirely.
Dont you fucking dare send that money OP don't you fucking do it.
As if your facebook friends would even give a real fuck that nudes of you exist because you were skyping with some girl.
When she contacts you again, wait until she gives you the details for the wire transfer and then just threaten the fuck out of her.
BLACKMAIL IN AMERICA IS A SERIOUS CRIME. THE FBI AND POLICE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES. YOUR COMPUTER LOCATION AND PERSONAL INFORMATION ARE BEING TRACKED! etc etc
Scammers are easily intimidated, OP. This asian girl probably does this shit all day to pay her slave wages or w/e but they rarely follow through with their threats when confronted directly and have their demands denied. They don't have a reputation to maintain, so following through with revealing your information doesn't do anything for them at all.
OP is dumb faget 16 year old. You're supposed to masturbate. Shit, I masturbated just now thinkin' about you masturbating to that Asian. Don't let dat bitch trick you into being ashamed faget
not recording every Skype call... seriously... the software is free as soon as a call comes through recorder turns on. there is not one bitch that would Fuck with me. ever I have 7 hours of one girl alone kek
let this be a lesson
since this is pasta it's irrelevant but learn something fags record shit. oh also don't use fb ever. just delete it. you will live a long and happy life.
>OP I'VE GOT IT.
Tell EVERYONE its a crazy ex girlfriend who wants revenge after you just cut her off entirely (alpha). She raged, and posted some nudes of you.
Everyone would laugh it off, because its actually quite common. Also, you seem like a badass, and shes just a crazy bitch
However, you must play it off like you dont give a fuck. Just laugh when you tell the story. IN FACT, bring it up first! Tell people about this crazy bitch girlfriend who wants revenge.
Extortion is illegal, go to the police. Also, he probably has a RAT on your computer. He could just be bluffing and just only have the video he recorded.
>tell her you will give her your fathers 15k gold watch sent directly by courier
>'she' gives you her address
>go there and kick her ass / confiscate her PC
I came here expecting to hear a story about how a clever hacker tricked a person who has had access to the internet their entire life and has basic common sense.
Instead, I get a story about a horny 13 year old who whipped his cock out at the first sight of a titty on skype.
I am disappoint.
Really though dude, when she contacts you again with the wire transfer details act like you've caught her now and threaten the shit out of her. Tell her that the police and the FBI are on her now that they her wire details and IP address.
Then just cut the chat and ignore.
fuck this "hacker" cunt and let her spread it. if anyone asks, say this psycho facebook bitch is stalking you or is trying to blackmail you and deny its you.
its a tough decision, but it looks like youre in some tough shit, so.... tough!
Well, as far as I know, blackmailing is a serious offense where whacking off to a chick on a camera is purely heterosexual pastime.
What I would do is I would contact the police with all the information you have of this CUNT and then maybe they could catch that CUNT and make her pay for her CUNTISH TRICKERY
Okay, well, she's not going to, most likely. I see these faggots all the time, and they give up once they don't get any money. Why waste more time on you if she can go off and add one of your (richer) friends and get his money?
Don't worry OP, just block her.
Besides that, so what if people see your cock? Unless it's mutelated or below average, get the fuck over it.
>give us the information on the girl
>splice a convincing video of a guy's bottom half jerking of with a vid of you turning the webcam up to your face
>get her to attempt to extort you
>act as if you're rushing into it and play the big dick footage
>she says she'll release it to friends
>all your friends now believe you have a comically oversized dick
>when a chick asks about it say you got a lot of shit when you were in highschool about your giant dick and that's why you act like such a pussy around girls