>not contributing yourself
Fucks sake, OP
Come on guys. Captcha is giving me grief right now
bumoing again for you niggers. i got a shitload
goddamn niggers bumping again i like this shit. trying to get the lesser known ones
dude, serious feels.
New capped pasta. green text if you want.
>Not posting the complete one
don't see this one often enough.
>i can confirm that nigger bitches smell like corn-chips
>on 9gag looking for pics to save
>see a rage comic i like
>wait a minute i saw this on 4chan the other day
>report post for stealing memes
>get banned for false reports
XD mods are stupid fucks...
I guess that qualifies it to be one of the lesser known ones.
OP specifically asked for fucking reposts of
>classic 4chan greentexts.
Of course there won't be any OC. How dense can you be?
My favorite, wgat happened to this guy, did he come back at all?
I'll shared one of my own personal ones.
> be 17
> go to all you can eat buffet with friends because this is America
> One friend has to take a Shit
> we walk over to mall later so friend can evacuate his bowels
> this kid has always been "picked on" in our group
> go in the bathroom to wash hands while friend taking a dump
> see wet floor sign
> throw it over the stall to scare the Shit out of him
> " anon I know that's you, I'm gonna kick your faggot ass"
> don't say a word try to scare him again
> Go to kick the door to make a loud noise
> kick it fireman style
> friend didn't lock the door
> friend was leaning forward with his elbows on his knees playing on his phone
> Slow motion door hits friend in the face sail his glasses to next stall
> friend lets out huge wet Shit as he falls off toilet and gets sandwiched between stall and toilet
> thought I killed him, ran out and left him there
> sitting in mall food court freaking out
> get a call and hour later from cops
they want me too meet them outside
> friend got knocked out cold
> 15 stitches in his head along with concussion symptoms
> friend pressing charges for assault
> cop said I was lucky it could have been sexual assault
> not even mad I deserved it
> see him every once and a while and now we joke about it.
Hey mods, I will post the CP you just deleted so you can delete it again