Walk into your bedroom and see this. What would you do?

check my map, im obviously walking in circles

Harpoons. Tons of harpoons

Tell mom she's drunk again and kick her out.

>>Yes this has actually happened

>>542201721
huehuehuehuehue
so original

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This.

ask her for her facebook page

Wow, that pretty much looks exactly like my ex from that angle. I want to see a face, goddammit

Her name is Christie Marie Benites

>>542201942
>Christie Marie Benites

Nope....her name is Robert Paulson

>>542201618
turn 360 and walk to the photography school to take a basic two weeks course

>>542201940

Where did your ex go to shcool?

call WWF,

>>542202119
idk, somewhere in Alabama

Yawn...this has been posted before. There were a whole bunch of pics of this fatty on here at one point.

>>542201618
360 and leave quietlly not to disturb the wild beast

>>542202629

Virgin Detected...don't act like you wouldn't ever fuck a fat chick, especially if no one else would find out.

>>542202174
>>542202174
>call WWF
>"we'll send someone right away
>glass shatters
>stone cold's music plays
>stone cold stunner's me
>drinks beer
>fucks fat bitch while drinking beer
>drinks beer
>leaves

>shoot her
>claim it was dark when I got home and I mistook the dildo for a weapon
>get away with it
>le mad feminist mob appears
>turn 360 degrees and get up on my throne
>tell Smithers to release the hounds
>watch the feminists getting torn apart as I sip my Dalmore 62

>>542202629
well then bring some sauce to my table, please

sit on her face and make her eat my ass

Tell her that better not be my Dremel too she's using.

>ask her to put down a towel
>go upstairs and bang on the piano for a bit
>wait for her to come upstairs, still nude
>club her unconscious
>take wallet
>chop up and take her on a deep sea fishing trip
>use bits to chum water
>catch massive Tuna
>sell tuna and buy a new suit.

>>542202787
I wouldn't.

You trashbag douche with pleb-tier standards.

I'm just not attracted to fat chicks.

>>542201618

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

turn 180 degrees and silently moonwalk away

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>prepare the harpoons, lads

>>542201618
Apologize, close the door, and allow her to finish.

>>542206662
I like you

>>542206662
>>542207275
If he moon walks, he'll moon walk into her...

>>542207391
try to compensate with crabwalk

>>542202667
fuckin 360 then walk into vagina

vomit, then use my spew as lube and fuck the shit out of that ass. raw if you know what im sayin' ;)

>>542206662
what the fuck, does anyone know how to turn the fuck around? 180 is a turn around, then you can walk, turn 360 and you can moon walk. Goddamnit. Im surrounded by assholes

>>542201794

Story! Nao!

>>542206347
they get wetter. way wetter

>>542201618
Ask my girlfriend who she brought home, have threeway, then later show girlfriend how much better my taste in playtoys is.