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Ye was waiting for you to make a thread, I'm the sister
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>>542189215
>>542189329
oh you guys are adorable
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>>542189329
post the new messages as proof
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>>542189329
So, he deleted the picture? Text him again with:
"What? You wouldn't fuck that?!"
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>>542189824
Alright
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Bumping with this.
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>>542190149
>kanker
>kanker
>kanker
>kanker
>kanker
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>>542190149
extremely legit. now. I think the only thing you can do now to even get a chance at his cock is to just come out to him when he comes home, just explain that it was a stupid plan you made up to try to get with him
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>>542189215
care to explain what happened here?
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Send him a new message saying : " Wanna see more? ;) " say it half-joked but if he says yes you send him another
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>>542190174
lol you want your brother?
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>>542190406
"Sure you don't want to see some more?" sounds slightly better to me, what do you think?
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I'm gonna need to see the uncensored tits.
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Well, now you can start flashing him at home.
"Hey bro" - "Yes?" - (.)(.)
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You are forgetting he's a man also, Ofc hes going to get in on that shit without much hesitation
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>>542190601
This is for a greater purpose than tits, Sir. It is for incest.
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Why don't you just grab his dick. There's no possible way that would go wrong.
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>>542190174
Get a boyfriend you stupid slut.
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>>542190664
unless he's already getting regulare pussy. Is he OP?
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>>542189329
Dus jij wil je broer naaien?
>kanker
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>>542190667
Dont care, need tits.
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wat de kanker is dit...
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>>542190747
http://imgur.com/r/Boobies
Understand that I give you this because I like you.
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>>542190562
I think that could work just aswell, but use the smiley
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>>542189215
care to post without that stupid black bar?
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>>542190723
I've had boyfriends before, it gets boring

>>542190848
No one has that unfortunately besides me
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>>542190835
yes, for the effect
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what the actual kanker.....
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>>542190289
niet zo kankeren, we zijn allemaal beschaafde mensen hier.
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>>542190149
Can we get a direct translation?
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>>542190887
Well, why are you not posting more screenshots and nudes?
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>>542191053
Okay

"Cancer
That was meant for sam sorry"
"Haha what the cancerfuck"
".."
"Deleted those bags immidiately"
"pic related"
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>>542190913
Yep, it can give that jokingly effect, so if he says no you can joke it away and if he says yes you can send another pic. And if he doesnt like it then you can say you took it alittle far
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>>542189215
no link to first thread?
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>>542191180
>those bags
is he talking about your funbags?
>>542191268
maybe an ass shot with the text "would you delete this?" will get him going
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>>542191180
Did he actually say "bags"?
Why did you block what you said?
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>>542191395
Bags ye as in boobs

>>542191397
Because it was a personal joke
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>>542191328
http://4archive.org/b/res/542095557
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Anyone care to give a bit of backstory?
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>>542191395
Yeah, that could work aswell, again with the smiley tho
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>>542191475
>http://4archive.org/b/res/542095557
thanks man
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Send him a new pic with more nudity and text "You really wouldn't fuck THIS?!"
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>>542191834
yes, something like that, do it OP
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>>542191950
nah I'm scared itll be awkward
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ask him if he liked the view
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>>542191976
You could ask him (jokingly) to send you one back. Say something like "It's only fair.."
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>>542191976
vraag om bevestiging of je tieten mooi zijn ofso?
misschien datje onzeker bent en vraagt of ze wel groot genoeg zijn , weet t ook niet
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>>542191976
if he tells you that it's getting wierd you can just say "come on stop being such a baby, we seen eachother many times (I assume you have) we even masturbated together!"
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>>542191976
Take the risk. You know you want to feel his dick inside you and you feel his glorious man boobs.
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>>542191976
An awkward situation is better than no situation. You can maybe send him a text saying: "Sure you dont want to see more? ;)" and add a picture of your ass or something, nothing too much, you can easily joke that away. You said yourself he used to grab your ass :)
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>>542192106
Ok done
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OP i gotu holy shit im a genius

say somethin like "Sam said he wouldn't fuck me" or somethin then ask "would you fuck me? am i really that ugly? :("

ur in!!!!

ur welcome give pic of ur bro is he hot?
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>no tits
I'm out, fuck time wasting OP's. Insensitive jerks.
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>>542191976
Also, you could kind of call him out on his buttgrabbing by sending him a picutre of your ass with something like "I know you want this the way you always grab it when we're together"
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;_; Kanker, ik heb niet eens een zus
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>>542192106
Can someone translate this here piece?
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>>542192106
>>542192194

Translation for the stupid Amerifags please?
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>>542192194
OP, send a topless pic with your hand down your pants.
Reply with "oops, did it again".
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>>542192287
He said to ask him if my boobs are big enough or good enough

gif cuz post cd
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>>542192280
>>542192287
> ask for conformation if they're pretty or something like that
maybe that you're insecure and asks whether or not they're big enough. don't know either
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>>542192376
well, are you gonna do it?
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>>542191976
It won't awkward. I'll guarantee he's already thought about what you look like naked. He was joking about it on the first picture probably because he feels as awkward as you, but when you confirm that you wanted him to see it he will start flirting back and things will take off from there. Just say something like, "are they nice bags though? :p" keep it silly and flirtatious.
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>>542192436
I just asked him
Waiting for respons
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>>542192487
this is so excitiiiiing! :D
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>>542192487
Kan je je motieven verklaren?
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OP, send a pic with a sharpie in your pooper, Reply with "oops, did it again".
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>>542192542
Hes at work so it might take a while, I'm thinking about taking a quick shower now though.
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>>542192487
Would you care to translate please? This is very exciting.
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>>542192487
Jij lijkt me niet boven de achtien
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>>542192487
give us pictures back of his response :)
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>>542192554
Hij is kanker lekker
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i enjoy penis
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>>542192601
Perfect time to take lots of pics.
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>>542192601
Perfect chance to show tits with timestamp
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>>542192704
>>542192705
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>>542192619
OP, how old are you and your brother?
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>>542192675
En je fucking broer
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>>542192601
Do it, make sure your pussy smells like a field of daisys for when he comes home to ravage you. And once again remember that we're rooting for you.
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>>542192751
I'm 20 he's 24

>>542192760
Thanks
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Please for the love of god, speak in English as well?
Those of us that have been here from the start don't want to miss anything.
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op has the same tits as my ex gf, she was 12 !
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>>542192865
Well okay.

>>542192754
Klopt

I'm gonna take a shower, brb
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niggers better start translating this bull shit
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>>542192849
Okay, i will translate it for now
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You should entertain us with some n00dz since
you're getting nekkid anyway.
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>>542192675
Als je jezelf wilt uithoeren, excusez le mot, aan iemand die lekker is, ga dan een willekeurige kroeg in 's avonds?
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>>542192849
>>542192948
how stupid are you?
dutch is so easy... everyone should understand it.

no i am not dutch.
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stupid thread
censored tits
op sucks massive dicks
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>>542193138
she's hoping to. yes.
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post tits
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>>542193052
"If you wamt to whore yourself out on your hot brother, then why not go to a night bar"
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>>542193068
To be honest...german and dutch are very alike
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>>542193254
Tip: Leer (begrijpend) lezen.
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>>542192948
>>542192849
I tried it and google translate worked well enough
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>>542193342
Dutch sounds less brash though.
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>>542193068
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>>542193068
>dutch is painful and annoying to listen to
>spoken in a very limited geographic area and relatively few people
what's the point in calling people stupid
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>>542189215
Why would you post a pic with your tits censored?

I demand pic of tits timestamped.
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>>542193068
Dutch is one of the most awful languages I've heard.
I live here only for the weed and because thankfully almost everyone here speaks English. Maybe because they realize how bad their language is...
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Maak geld nu, vraag me hoe...see, I speak dutch too, I am very edgy and would like to fuck my sister like everyone else here
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>>542193505
I've been using that too, but it's a hassle, and not 100% accurate.
I don't want to miss anything.

FYI; I'm the anon that was "smart" and "very convincing"
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>>542193735
You just keep demanding! I bet she's just getting ready to jump to your demands any minute. (You should keep posting your demands over and over. That'll show her!!!)
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Okay I'm back, my brother didn't reply yet
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>>542193990
Hey! I wondered where you went. I'm the other anon. And yeah it doesn't do perfect translations but you can guess your way to the right translation.
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>>542194051
We're not demanding. We're politely requesting in a forceful manner.
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>>542194121
Hey OP (I know you're not OP but you might as well be)
Do you schlick to incest porn?
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>>542194180
Nope, never did
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>>542194121
what exactly did you say to him?
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>>542194121
Some background info pls, how did this all start? You just thought he's handsome and you want to fuck him?
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>>542194142
I figured, from the way you were talking.
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>>542194229
I said uhh let me check
Damn it's hard to translate this, but if any dutchfags want to I said this:
"Wel beste tassen of niet?"
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>>542194219
Have any interest to?
Or just your own brother?
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Been to Amsterdam dozens of times and only once did I encounter someone who did not speak fluent English...a 90 year old grandmother. She claimed she did not speak it but she understood it perfectly and was shy to try to speak it. I had to learn Spanish to travel, and you will be miserable in France without at least a little French, yet everyone in Holland speaks Dutch for everything - yet has no trouble switching to English for the tourists and doing it with a smile.
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>>542194051
Has it occurred to you that this might be a troll?

How's your fedora treating you btw?
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>>542194253
Is it the fact that I write 500 character responses? Darn it, they always give me away.

>>542194314
"Are they good bags?" maybe?
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>>542194345
No interest at all.
I mean I kissed my sister and all before, wasn't interesting, I just wanna fuck my brother for some reason.
Besides that the porn is really awkward, just stories. I never fapped to stories at all.
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>>542194314
Quickly removed the bags
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>>542193774
nigger
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>>542194314
" are they the best you've seen or not?"
It weirds me out that you're calling boobs "bags"

>>542194436
There are videos. Most are shit, but there are a few really good ones.

>>542194429
No, basically how you're just talking like a faggot.
No offence.
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>>542194591
Ye I don't know either why we call them bags, it started as a joke a couple of years ago on holiday
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>>542194591
"Tassen" means bags but not fun bags. Think of leather bags or plastic bags
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>>542194591
>No offence.
None taken. It's what I get for sucking dick all of the time.
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>>542194314
pretty nice boobs, no?
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>>542194436
>I never fapped to stories at all.
trap detected, abort thread
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>>542191014
I don't speak Nazi some on translate pls
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>>542194902
knowing this site, people will love it even more
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>>542194902
Because I don't fap to stories? That's retarded
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>>542194436
This is one of those really great incest videos I was talking about.

DD2AC5C
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>>542194760
You make me laugh.

>>542194902
You're a retard.
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>>542195059
k ill watch it now hang on
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>>542195000
>still thinks dutch people are germans..

Translation: Dont curse, we are all civilised people here.
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>>542194398
Yeah fedora insults are just tough. They never really flow. But dammit little man you tried!
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>>542195148
And you make for a great conversational partner.
>>542195164
btw, how's it looking on the "sex your brother"-front
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>>542195042
you can't fap unless you have a dick you fucking whore
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>>542195059
Just a question, do all girls make fart sounds with their mouths when they're giving a blowjob?
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>>542195425

Girls cal it fapping too, you virgin. Then again why would you know that?
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>>542195597
Do you?
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>>542195425
*tips fedora*
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>>542195425
lel master trul dey r so mad lul
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>>542195597
When is OP back, i'm trilled to know.
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>>542195597
Yeah. It's just slurping. Happens in real life too. Unless it's a shy blowjob, which isn't very good.
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>>542195605
it's called schlicking you dumb faggot, fapping refers to the sound it makes when you stroke a cock. kill yourself
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>>542195671
No never
Maybe I'm doing it wrong
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>>542195907
Suck it hard enough and itll happen :)
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>>542190174

wat, ik begrijp het niet... wie wil wie?
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>>542195059
Better one. (probably real one, too)

0369125
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>>542195907
Are you sure you're using the right hole? Maybe it's suppose to be turned the other way? I don't know.
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>>542195847
>URRRR WHY CANT YOU GET THESE MADE UP INTERNET WORDS RIGHT I AM SO ANGRY IM GOING TO TELL REDDIT ALL ABOUT THIS
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>>542195958
Uhm I do

>>542196032
What
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>>542195847

The 'fap' sound is from the hand slapping against the leg or body. The sound you're talking about is because you have a mutilated jew cock and have to slather it in lube making it sound like a fucking piston. If you had any sexual contact with a girl you'd know.

Be careful not to let your fedora falling off while stroking your salami.
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>>542196117
The uh- the hole?
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>>542195991
Seen it.
Naahh.
I like when they call each other brother and sister. Makes it less realistic, but makes it hotter, reminding you constantly.
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>>542196202
..Idiot we're talking about blowjobs
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>>542196202
The hole?
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>>542196032
>>542196202
What other hole would she use??
Give a blowjob through her nostril?
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>>542196294
Don't you put the peepee in the hole?
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>>542189215
Kanker. Altijd hetzelfde gezeik met Sam.
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>>542196249
>I like when they call each other brother and sister.
That's the kind of shit that ruins incest vids. Most incest vids are complete bullshit but the closer to realism, the better.
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Mag ik je tieten zien zonder censor :( please !!
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>>542195978
Zus wilt broer
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>>542196117
kan ik je ni gewoon in je kont batsen?

ipv da je je broer de lul in je waffel wil
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>>542196436
Nee
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>>542196423
Opinions.
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>>542196348
Yea :D
seriously, your brother should just fuck you already, this waiting is killing me
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>>542196482
Nee kanker belg
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>>542196503
Vertel eens wat overjezelf, want je broer reageerd niet..
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>>542196573
hou je bek man je ben zelf een belg
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>>542196503
ruilen? beetje snapchatten fotos van mn pjenis jeweet
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>>542196404
foking kut Sam ook altijd. Ik krijg echt nog eens een aandoening van die kneuter
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>>542195605
>>542195694
>>542195706
>>542196104
>>542196134
>calling someone a fedorafag/virgin
>jerking off to incest
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>>542196602
>diepgang in een oeter zoeke

only on 4chin
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Could we have like an updated picture of your conversation with your brother so we know shit is still legit, and we are still proceeding towards the goal.
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>>542196482
HAHAHAHA. Idd.
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>>542196656
Hahahah

>>542196641
Sorry hoor

>>542196602
Zoals?

>>542196648
Nee
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>>542196683

I don't jerk off the incest, that shit disgusts me, Im just waiting to see if OP is for real.
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>>542196853
yeah keep telling yourself that
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>>542196757
pls ben in leiden
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>>542196757
maak eens screenie van het gesprek nu.

wees gewoon direct

>hey broer moek je pik wasse?
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>>542196757
wtf, is belg een scheldwoord voor nederlanders? k dacht dat we julie lieve kleine broertje waren
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>>542196683
My girlfriend and I always roleplay as brother and sister when we fuck.
It's a fetish.
Get over it.
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>>542196683
Reddit didn't back you either, eh? It's off to 9gag then. They'll accept you for all your rampant faggotry.
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Stop with the cancer language
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>>542197028
lief klein broertje, ik voer je aan de honden.

belgen kots
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mijn naam is sam dus die is voor mij :D
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>>542196757
Ok my brother just replied
He said "kwark"
What the actual fuck

He will be home in like an hour lol
We troll too much to take anything seriously, I guess it failed
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Waar de kanker is Sam dan? Dat joch doet weer kankermoeilijk en moet echt eens even normaal doen, want ik wordt er schijtziek van
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>>542196950

Trust me, if you had my sister you'd feel the same way. She is the most revolting person Ive ever known, both looks and personality. All these people into incest are either only children or have genuinely attractive siblings, even then its fucking gross.
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>>542197056
de taal kanker
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>>542197180
Zie:
>>542197115
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>>542197123
wees direct..

>laat me ff je pik ruiken dan
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>>542197115
klinkt legit!
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>>542197123
when he comes home walk around nude
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>>542197123
and kwark means...?
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>>542194051
who the fuck goes though the trouble to take and post a picture then ruins it?
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>>542196475

En hoeveel kans is er dat dit een legit story is?
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>>542197293
I don't know, go translate lol I seriously can't translate it. Something like yogurt whatever
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>>542197123
That's why you have to be direct.
get neked in front of him, tell him you want the dick and you're not joking.
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>>542197123
you're gonna have to just tell him OP, it's the only way of getting his sweet dicknectar
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>>542197123
Ik snap dat je je broers name zwart maakt en die foto, maar wat zeg je daar dat je ook zwart maakt?

je bent 20 en? je zit nu thuis omdat?
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>>542197115
Jo Sam. Alles goed?
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>>542197334
>are my tits good?
>yogurt.
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>>542197123
His just uncomfortable, because he's not sure if you are joking or not. Send him another picture I'd say. You can still joke it away later if he eventually doesnt take the bate.
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>>542197093
O, je bent 14. Laat maar...
Zeker op wilders stemmen als je 18 bent! Daar ben je helemaal het type voor
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>>542197412
Hahahaha
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>>542197293
something like mkay
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>>542197404
damn.. moar of right one.
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>>542197334
what the fuck is twarkkasten?
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>>542197316
10.05%
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>>542197412
It's called Quark in English, it's a kind of soft cheese.
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>>542197527
verbaal autisme
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>>542197450
nee sorry geen wilders, d66 gestemt
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>>542197591
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>>542197527
I think she's asking
"On a scale of one to ten," (in the context of how good her breasts are)
not sure though, because I am shit with other European languages.
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>>542197591
that makes very little sense...
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>>542197180
PRECIES! Echt ook, nog moeilijk doen om een stel tienertieten. Jesus, Sam, wat ben je voor een relnicht?? Niet goed genoeg?
Fok die Sam... Als ie zo graag grotere zakken wil mot ie maar naar Friesland toe, kroeg binnen stappen en zijn kaas-beschimmelde knakworst tussen de uiers steken van de eerste de beste.
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>>542197602

Nedersletten draad.
Zal dumpen wat ik heb
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>>542197412
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(dairy_product)
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>>542197602
Mee eens
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>>542197663
Ye, but we always joke and say "on a scale of one to..." and then insert a random word that makes no sense, so ye I did that.
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>>542197691
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>>542197663
"that is on a scale of one to twarkkasten" is what I got on google translate, fuck that shit
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>>542197651
Could you just post a picture of yourself for us to fap to please?
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>>542197663
Bingo weve got a winar
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>>542197732
Cool, I thought as much.
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>>542197752
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>>542197686
Google translate;

>EXACTLY! Really well, do not hard to imagine a teen tits. Jesus, Sam, what are you for a relnicht? Not good enough?
Breeding Sam ... If he so much bigger pockets like he mot but to Friesland to pub step inside and moldy cheese hotdog between udders stabbing of the first best.
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>>542196853
bull m8
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>>542197815
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>>542197732
Try to say "on a scale of one to ten, how bad do you wanna fuck me"
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>>542197115
>Sam
Tik hem aan, neger. Ik wil tassen zien!
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>>542193774
In what part do you live?
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>>542197873
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>>542197854
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>>542197889
this
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>>542197854
Close enough :)
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>>542197889
Yes. This.
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>>542197937
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well guys party is over, I don't think he's gonna reply anymore or at least not something interesting, sorry
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>>542197925
Utrecht
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>>542198018
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waarom is de main pic censored?
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>>542198060
make a new thread when things get hot
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>>542198117
Sure, if anything happens I will
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OP is obviously some neckbeard with an incest fetish and you stupid faggots fell for it.
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>>542197028
Wie de fuck heeft je dat verteld. Kanker Belg.
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>>542198158
put it in the archive, and make a thread even if things go to shit, we still want to know
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>>542198060
We are on a mission to get you in your brothers pants! You cannot give up now young soldier!
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>>542196683
top fucking kek omg
haven't laughed that hard in a good few months
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>>542189215
>>542190149
>>542190174
je tieten zijn kankergaar
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Wat een ontiegelijke kankerdraad is dat man. OP is zoals altijd weer een kankerfaggot en de medeOP is een nog grotere kankertriestfiguur. Jezus kanker tyfus man. /b/ is zo hard naar de kanker. Maak dan geen kankerdraad aan als je niet gaat leveren. Dit soort draden (+ al die kankertraps, cissy's, furry, japanse stront) maken 4chan gewoon kut.
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>>542198339
Hoe weet je dat? Je hebt ze niet gezien
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>>542198374
rekt
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>>542198374
Ik zou je wel doen hoor :3
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>>542198439
Weet ik
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>>542198356
dan rot je toch een kankereind op?
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>>542198374
Krijg een zeer goed idee zelfs met die zwarte balk, best wel een beetje triest eigenlijk maar ach, doe toch maar zonder zwarte balk
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>>542197761
beta as fuck
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>>542198439
>>542198481
>I'd do her
>I know
OP confirmed for badass.
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>>542198537
Ga je me godverdomme vertellen dat je het nog wel leuk hebt dan? Lekker traps kijken he fggt
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>>542198607
Sorry maar wat de kanker fuck
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>/b/
Hoe voelt het om 16 jaar te zijn stelletje kankerhomo's
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>>542198672
doe issssssssssssssssss
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>>542198625
ik zeg toch niet dat ik naar traps kijk kankerlijer?
Ik heb filters die die kk threads weghalen zelfde met furry's en shit
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>>542197293
Its basicly a thicker version of yogurt lol
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>>542198735
Nee oprotten
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>>542198779
nep hoor
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>>542197404
lekker hoor sam
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>>542198830
Sorry
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Wie /nederdraad/ hier?
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>>542193735
NIGGERRRRR FILTHITHY NIGGGGARRRDIAN!!
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>>542198889
je kanker moeder
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>>542198060
ik houd van je!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>542198917
kijk deze stoere jongen
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>>542198889
/nederdraad/ herenras
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>>542198749
maybe it means he came in his pants. one can hope
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>>542197123

just get him drunk and bone him

its not rocket science dude

sober brother might be a wet blanket, but drunk brother would fuck you up and down
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>>542198917
nou niet opeens zo'n grote bek opzetten Henk
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Why do you dutch throw cancer everywhere in your sentences...

I understand most of the words cause speak Afrikaans but the way you use the words are so different..
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>>542192675
Very nice. Hier heb ik nou respect voor, niet alleen omdat hierdoor een bro misschien gaat neuken
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>>542199343
Omdat /b/ schijtpalers zijn

Hallo ek wil slaptsjips jy ook?
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>>542197691
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>>542199343
Je snapt er geen kanker van
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>>542199343
It's just like how english speaking people use "shit", really.
Teens use it a lot more than the ones that are a bit older, some overuse it to the point of annoyance
Also, Afrikaans just is a lot simpler gramatically + the fact that people ITT don't really abide by the actual Dutch grammar
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>>542199489
Jo thx voor deze poep.
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>>542199462
>slaptsjips
Slaptjips meesterras
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>>542199704
Hoe gaat het Henk, dit is Bart van de nederdraad :^)
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>>542195164
So OP, what did you think if this video?
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>>542196104
This
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>>542198868
Begint je broer's naam met R?
je kan mij vertrouwen jij weeeet
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>>542199824
Stopped watching after fartjob

>>542199897
Ja sowieso een R man ja echt wel
Hoe weet jij dat gek
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>>542199947
Jesus, skip that bit then, it's great.
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>>542199998
Can't now, my dad is at home cooking dinner. Cba to go to my room
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>>542200132
but then you can't fuck your brother.
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>>542200132
Ok.
Well I really hope you and your brother have a wonderful sex life.
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>>542200280
>you can't fuck your brother.
Not now indeed, maybe later, don't even know if he's ok with it anyway since this hasn't really helped
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OP woon je toevallig in St. Willebrord? Daar komen al die incestieuze kanker lijers vandaan.
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>>542200391
Can you please post a picture of your eyes?
Even if it's just your eyes.
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>>542200391
It might have helped, I'm guessing he's just trying to play it off, as any normal person would
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>>542199815
ssh niet zeggen maar ik ben hier onderdekking ;^)
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hallo?
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>>542200508
Nee, ik kom uit Eindhoven

>>542200528
No sorry

>>542200560
I dunno
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>>542200631
Ok ik zal stil zijn, mondje toe :DDDD
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>>542200692
I hope for your vagina's sake that you get that dick, OP. I really do.
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>>542200692
You'll say where you're from but you won't post a picture of your eyes? :'(
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>>542200692
076 hier. Neuken?
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>>542200692
>Eindhoven
En toen was het ineens interessant. Noord, Oost, Zuid, West?
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>>542201047
West
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OP I think anon has given you bad advice thus far.
I think you should be more sincere with your texts and lay everything out. Just tell him what you want and ask if he's into it.
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>>542200887
is that some sort of fetish?
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>>542201246

this. if he reacts awkwardly, say you were joking.

SIMPLE. I did this shit with my stepsister. worked like a charm 8)
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>>542201243
Ik woon in Strijp-S. kom je knuffelen?
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Why do you want to fuck him, OP?
Why does she want to fuck him?
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>>542201278
Not that I know of.I just want to see her pretty eyes and look into her soul.
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>>542201607
Why would you want to fuck a girl?
>>542201671
That's creepy. And I respect that.
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>>542200508
Sowieso Katwijk
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>>542201558
Laat foto zien, dadelijk ben je een kanker marokkaan of neger
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So OP.
Can you greentext us the story of when you kissed your sister?
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>>542200692
welke school? :D
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>>542201819
Racist. I'm out
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>>542197050
Me and my boyfriend always wear fedoras together.
It's a fashion statement.
Get over it.
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>>542201819
You have a dirty dirty mouth, and I like it.
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>>542201831
Sure

>be at party
>get drunk
>see sister
>go up to sister
>sister kisses me
>okay

Is this good enough?
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Aijiasmis zijkjijk wikikizchaki wololololol

Dutch.
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>>542190289
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>>542201967
This is like polish mixed with dutch
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>>542200391
Just put it out there, you can easily joke it away, tell him its some sick twisted practical joke. But keep it serious up untill the point where he either gives you the d or puts it away. But let him know what you want.
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>geen vriendin
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>>542202116
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>>542201919
can you better describe the kiss? open/closed mouth? tongue? sexual or platonic? were her nipples hard. how old is she? is she hot? ever smash muffs?
espippla much?
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>>542201819
Nope. geen buitenlander. ras echte eindhovenaar. maar ik ga wel met mijn zusje knuffelen.
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>>542202296
Oke succes dan
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>>542201909
I fully support and encourage your right to do so.

>>542201919
Did she eat your pussy?
You can lie to me.
Explain in detail what happened when she did.
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>>542202296
>ras echte
Rasechte schrijf je met -dt.
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>>542202434
wanneer gaan we nou knuffelen paula
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>>542201904
>>542201912
What did she say?
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>>542202524
Paula? Wat een kankernaam
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>>542194051
nigger go back to reddit no-one talks like that here
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>>542202552
something about negros I can't even remember
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>>542202261
>ever smash muffs?
I lost my shit.
Sprayed food all over my keyboard.
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>>542202582
K N U F F E L E N W A N N E E R
N
U
F
F
E
L
E
N

W
A
N
N
E
E
R
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>>542202723
Oprotten debiel
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>>542202802
>noemt iemand anders debiel
>wilt zelf incest met haar broertje

GOEIE ANGELIQUE
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Wat een kankerdraad, groeten uit friesland.
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>>542202880
Je raad mn naam niet
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Wat een kankerdraad, groeten uit Oost-Vlaanderen.
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Speak english for fuck sake. My dick can't speak turkish!
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>>542203227
I bet it speaks homosexual.
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Een van de weinige volbloed Amsterdammers van Nederland, meldt zich in deze draad. 20 jaar oud en studeert HBO Chemie. Meldt zich in deze draad.

Heeft de OP al tieten laten zien?
Ik ben best nieuwsgierig! Lekker potje fappen na een lange dag vol hoorcolleges, heerlijk! ??

Tevens, Ajax kampioen! Mijn week kan niet meer stuk! Nou ja, als OP nog een mooi bos hout laat zien is alles compleet!
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>>542203323
Nah... It doesn't need a word to fuck your dad's ass.

That's how deaf gay people fuck.
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>>542203156
>Wat een kankerdraad
idem, OP lever eens
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>>542203073
Berta
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>>542203556
mooie paal
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Why is Dutch such a retarded looking language?

No wonder nobody bothers learning it
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>>542203556
Dat was de meest nichterige post die ik in tijden heb gelezen.
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Wa ne kankerdroad, groetn ut West-Vloandern
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>>542203606
So... your gay dick is deaf?
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>>542203683
Probably because it's closely related to English.
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>>542203556
dat aas
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>>542203682
Nou, die paal in mijn broek ziet er nog beter uit! Als ie hard is, is ie zo lang en zo dik als een nivea deobus, zonder het plastic spuitstuk!
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Hilversum hier, 035 represent.
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>>542203739

Yep.

It needs nothing but its own awesomeness.
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1. black bar pic. we are on /b/
2. tits or gtfo
3. timestamp
4????
5 Trolling
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Geef Mij die kanker hoer haar nummer
Ik neuk der wel
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deze draad is hier al 3 uur en nog altijd geen tetten te zien
wat een teleurstelling
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>tfw no qt3.14 racist dutch sister fuckbuddy
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>>542204734
Wat had je dan verwacht. /b/ is het land der teleurstellingen.
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>>542202597
Aww. Sounds like someone needs a hug.
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>>542204652
Je zou nog niet eens weten wat te doen als ze werkelijk voor je staat, ga aub ergens anders stoer doen schobbejak... scheer je weg.
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>>542204790
This is a new kind of feel.

Even though I slept with my brother for years.
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>>542197602
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This makes me miss my Dutch ex gf uit Arnhem. Fuck

;_;
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>>542205202
Iemand moet toch wel nudes van Eliza van Heesch hebben?
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>>542196602
waarom kan de dt-regel jullie niets schelen. fucking kuthollanders. niets irriteert mij meer. 'reageerd'. Je klinkt als een peuter met down. lelijke hollander
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>>542205819

stiekum woon in in belgie en vergeet ik graag letters, snoepkontje van me
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>>542197056
haha hou je bek muts. kanker de sodemieter op. kankerleijer
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>>542205819
Hoofdletters zijn ook moeilijk.
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Have you gotten a reply OP?
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>>542197604
gestemD! fucking hollanders doen mij kotsen fieu! LEER. FUCKING. SCHRIJVEN. VOORDAT. GE. GAAT. STEMMEN. GIJ. PLOERT!!!!!
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>>542206052
kanker
sodemieter zelf de kanker op, lijd aan kanker
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>>542206349
OP died, and so did this thread.
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>>542206171
ga masten met een cactus, aarsgarnaal.
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>>542206171
Of punctuatie en correct kommagebruik.
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