extremely legit. now. I think the only thing you can do now to even get a chance at his cock is to just come out to him when he comes home, just explain that it was a stupid plan you made up to try to get with him
niet zo kankeren, we zijn allemaal beschaafde mensen hier.
That was meant for sam sorry"
"Haha what the cancerfuck"
"Deleted those bags immidiately"
Yep, it can give that jokingly effect, so if he says no you can joke it away and if he says yes you can send another pic. And if he doesnt like it then you can say you took it alittle far
An awkward situation is better than no situation. You can maybe send him a text saying: "Sure you dont want to see more? ;)" and add a picture of your ass or something, nothing too much, you can easily joke that away. You said yourself he used to grab your ass :)
OP i gotu holy shit im a genius
say somethin like "Sam said he wouldn't fuck me" or somethin then ask "would you fuck me? am i really that ugly? :("
ur welcome give pic of ur bro is he hot?
Also, you could kind of call him out on his buttgrabbing by sending him a picutre of your ass with something like "I know you want this the way you always grab it when we're together"
He said to ask him if my boobs are big enough or good enough
gif cuz post cd
It won't awkward. I'll guarantee he's already thought about what you look like naked. He was joking about it on the first picture probably because he feels as awkward as you, but when you confirm that you wanted him to see it he will start flirting back and things will take off from there. Just say something like, "are they nice bags though? :p" keep it silly and flirtatious.
Why would you post a pic with your tits censored?
I demand pic of tits timestamped.
Dutch is one of the most awful languages I've heard.
I live here only for the weed and because thankfully almost everyone here speaks English. Maybe because they realize how bad their language is...
Been to Amsterdam dozens of times and only once did I encounter someone who did not speak fluent English...a 90 year old grandmother. She claimed she did not speak it but she understood it perfectly and was shy to try to speak it. I had to learn Spanish to travel, and you will be miserable in France without at least a little French, yet everyone in Holland speaks Dutch for everything - yet has no trouble switching to English for the tourists and doing it with a smile.
Has it occurred to you that this might be a troll?
How's your fedora treating you btw?
No interest at all.
I mean I kissed my sister and all before, wasn't interesting, I just wanna fuck my brother for some reason.
Besides that the porn is really awkward, just stories. I never fapped to stories at all.
" are they the best you've seen or not?"
It weirds me out that you're calling boobs "bags"
There are videos. Most are shit, but there are a few really good ones.
No, basically how you're just talking like a faggot.
Just a question, do all girls make fart sounds with their mouths when they're giving a blowjob?
>URRRR WHY CANT YOU GET THESE MADE UP INTERNET WORDS RIGHT I AM SO ANGRY IM GOING TO TELL REDDIT ALL ABOUT THIS
The 'fap' sound is from the hand slapping against the leg or body. The sound you're talking about is because you have a mutilated jew cock and have to slather it in lube making it sound like a fucking piston. If you had any sexual contact with a girl you'd know.
Be careful not to let your fedora falling off while stroking your salami.
>I like when they call each other brother and sister.
That's the kind of shit that ruins incest vids. Most incest vids are complete bullshit but the closer to realism, the better.
foking kut Sam ook altijd. Ik krijg echt nog eens een aandoening van die kneuter
>calling someone a fedorafag/virgin
>jerking off to incest
Reddit didn't back you either, eh? It's off to 9gag then. They'll accept you for all your rampant faggotry.
Ok my brother just replied
He said "kwark"
What the actual fuck
He will be home in like an hour lol
We troll too much to take anything seriously, I guess it failed
Trust me, if you had my sister you'd feel the same way. She is the most revolting person Ive ever known, both looks and personality. All these people into incest are either only children or have genuinely attractive siblings, even then its fucking gross.
His just uncomfortable, because he's not sure if you are joking or not. Send him another picture I'd say. You can still joke it away later if he eventually doesnt take the bate.
PRECIES! Echt ook, nog moeilijk doen om een stel tienertieten. Jesus, Sam, wat ben je voor een relnicht?? Niet goed genoeg?
Fok die Sam... Als ie zo graag grotere zakken wil mot ie maar naar Friesland toe, kroeg binnen stappen en zijn kaas-beschimmelde knakworst tussen de uiers steken van de eerste de beste.
Zal dumpen wat ik heb
>EXACTLY! Really well, do not hard to imagine a teen tits. Jesus, Sam, what are you for a relnicht? Not good enough?
Breeding Sam ... If he so much bigger pockets like he mot but to Friesland to pub step inside and moldy cheese hotdog between udders stabbing of the first best.
well guys party is over, I don't think he's gonna reply anymore or at least not something interesting, sorry
Wat een ontiegelijke kankerdraad is dat man. OP is zoals altijd weer een kankerfaggot en de medeOP is een nog grotere kankertriestfiguur. Jezus kanker tyfus man. /b/ is zo hard naar de kanker. Maak dan geen kankerdraad aan als je niet gaat leveren. Dit soort draden (+ al die kankertraps, cissy's, furry, japanse stront) maken 4chan gewoon kut.
Hoe weet je dat? Je hebt ze niet gezien
just get him drunk and bone him
its not rocket science dude
sober brother might be a wet blanket, but drunk brother would fuck you up and down
Je snapt er geen kanker van
It's just like how english speaking people use "shit", really.
Teens use it a lot more than the ones that are a bit older, some overuse it to the point of annoyance
Also, Afrikaans just is a lot simpler gramatically + the fact that people ITT don't really abide by the actual Dutch grammar
this. if he reacts awkwardly, say you were joking.
SIMPLE. I did this shit with my stepsister. worked like a charm 8)
>be at party
>go up to sister
>sister kisses me
Is this good enough?
Aijiasmis zijkjijk wikikizchaki wololololol
Just put it out there, you can easily joke it away, tell him its some sick twisted practical joke. But keep it serious up untill the point where he either gives you the d or puts it away. But let him know what you want.
Een van de weinige volbloed Amsterdammers van Nederland, meldt zich in deze draad. 20 jaar oud en studeert HBO Chemie. Meldt zich in deze draad.
Heeft de OP al tieten laten zien?
Ik ben best nieuwsgierig! Lekker potje fappen na een lange dag vol hoorcolleges, heerlijk! ??
Tevens, Ajax kampioen! Mijn week kan niet meer stuk! Nou ja, als OP nog een mooi bos hout laat zien is alles compleet!
waarom kan de dt-regel jullie niets schelen. fucking kuthollanders. niets irriteert mij meer. 'reageerd'. Je klinkt als een peuter met down. lelijke hollander