Bend the knee, you faggots! Who is the queen of /b/?
Boxxy, Ivy, Chlo? or Kimmie? State why.
And no Soviet military cunt could ever be queen here, so don't cry that I left out that bitch from Ukraine.
boxy is. idk how someone can say chole is, she never visited that side, so she cant be the queen
kim fields obviously queen of /b/
pic related
Each has a claim.
Boxxy--Internet legend. Hangs out with moot, which adds credibility to her claim.
Ivy--A dark horse, but she started hanging out every night and posting pics and seems to be very interested.
Chlo--She's special. Our goddess in a way because, like a deity, she will never be among us, so we would adore her from afar.
Kimmie--We doxed and harassed her into coming here and she's had a great attitude. Beyond that I don't get the Kimmie love, but I know many /b/tards adore her and consider her wife material.
>>541873831
your mom
You boxy faggots would know if you talked to real women that Kimmie is queen. Fuck the Russian and fuck piss pants grill.
military chick is the most retarded choice
I hate all of you. Every single one.
Boxxy all the way.
>>541873831
why the fuck do we need a queen
why cant we rule ourselves like we used to.
2,3,1,4 in that order
>>541877865
You know /b/tards are not capable of self-rule
Chlo is the only one
>>541873831
>Who is the queen of /b/?
My dick is the queen of /B/.
>>541879885
>>541883587
>>541886560
are you changing ID and samefagging this thread alive?
>dem posting times...
>Ivy is love.
>Ivy is life.
>>541887112
This answer your question?
Why do you all care so much, you're never going to meet them and if you let some chick over the internet rule you then you're dumb
Catch ya homos
>>541887445
once you change ID/IP then its obviously going to look like that. so clearly, no it does not
do you just browse hour old dying threads in general then? happen to find page 15 a delight?
>>541874780
obviously because
1. She has a career
2. She's militarily trained to kick your ass
3. Unlike the swampy cunts that OP hand picked, she's a REAL woman I.e. not an attention whore
4. Beyond adorable
>>541888093
Really? I thought it would stay, at least in cookies... This is what I get for staying up all night.
Nah. If I could actually be creative enough to troll like that, I'd be doing something more productive with my life.
nigga pls
>>541888306
jesus shes so old
>>541888275
> listing all the reasons why she's a horrible candidate for /b/
who cares about a queen when we already have an empress
>>541874780
hail the Queen
>>541873831
You know damn well that Boxxy still is and will always be the only queen of /b/.
>>541888771
niggers can't rule, silly goose
Always boxxy
>>541888836
Who you calling a nigger, cunt?
>>541888887
>>541888888
>>541888889
>>541888948
she can't be called white
its boxxy. no one else.
>>541889174
Well white is certainly more reasonable than calling her black, don't you agree?
>>541889314
idk, she has very apey features
>>541888275
>mfw read that as 'she has a cancer'
>queen thread
>no Zunechan
>>541889493
..Right.
>>541888513
Well shit. Ol' beef curtains sure looks different these days.
our real queef
boxxy, of course. fuck the underage chloe slut. the other two don't even belong in the discussion.
>>541873831
m00t is the one and only queen of /b/
the toughest
>>541890363
but muh sheckels
Once again, Ivy emerges the victor.
>>541891264
Nope. You're a faggot. Boxxy will ALWAYS be the Queen of /b/
>>541891419
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>541891264
>I finished dumping my folder therefore I win
kek
>>541891673
;)
>>541891805
>>541891845
>>541873831
>"Who is the queen of /b/?"
>No cracky chan
Are you dense ?
>>541891921
Looks like you're waifu is an egoistic bitch if you ask me
>>541891924
those are the worse. it's always the same two pics that they post.
>make a case for your queen
>>541892040
>>541892219
where's arwen-chan?
>>541892319
My cock is devoted only to Hannah Minx.
@helloklara :<<<
btw /b/ros, left or right?
>>541893281
left, looks like she woke up 5 minutes ago on the right
>>541873831
KIMMY
The only real woman on /b/.
>>541874207
MOAR!
>>541874531
Pretty good explanation. Well said anon.
>>541873831
No Cracky?
Leave newfag.
>>541890363
Lol'd
>>541891264
Not sure about Ivy, boxxy is legend, Ivy seems like boxxy wanna be. But I like Kimmy myself, good ol country girl that hunts and cooks and shoots bows and shit. Pretty cool girl, and was pretty nice too.
>>541894496
>>541894553
This is now a Kim thread
>>541894776
FANTASTIC, Kimfags in the house.
>>541893520
>>541893736
>>541892219
Get back in here dammit. Post dem queens.
The only queens on 4chan are drag queens with dicks bigger than everyone elses.
>>541889551
i habe cancer b0ss
phil margera is now queen of /b/ prove me wrong faggots
>>541894885
This is actually a true statement. Thank you anon for the insight.
none of the above
come on anon get real
>>541894937
Lol'd
>>541894946
MOAR!
>>541873831
www.listnerd
.com/list/queen-of-_b_
well then...
>>541895023
Girls looking damn good in her recent pics. Wish she'd do some new nude sets for us. HAWT.
>>541895135
If only she would... in a perfect world.
>>541895057
MFW. For real. And she didn't even want to be queen. I'm fine with having several queens, all have a purpose and a claim. I think Kimmy is a queen whether she likes it or not.
never heard of kimmy, who is she?
>>541895169
Such cutie. Real woman.
clearly Boxxy will forever be our queen
>>541895305
pls respond
>>541895057
only 3 places to go...
>>541874780
that's not nicki minaj anon
>>541895305
>>541895539
Your mom. Just Kidding.
see
>>541874531
and her q&a caps and pics
http://imgur.com/a/kXvLJ
and [s4s] thread she crashed
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/1623247/#1630926
>>541895473
Best pic ever, lol.
>>541895449
>>541895558
>>541895583
>>541895629
More Kimmy!!!
>>541895539
She used to come on /b/ and call herself "auntie /b/" and people hated her at first. This was on 05-06. Then we doxed her and got pics and she was pissed. The pictures are all over the web, on porn sites and stuff. Then we did op kim birthday (or something like that) this year and sent her money and cards asking her to come onto /b/. And she did and was a good sport about it.
>>541895686
That stare.
>>541895539
There is also a history.jpg at bottom of imgur link that tells her story fairly well. Check it out, a story for the ages if you ask me. Not saying everyone has to love Kimmy, but her crazy ride in the chans is an epic story. Nice Woman! Respect.
>>541895705
I'm dumping my folder not really paying a lot of attention to the thread but there is more to come.
There is no queen of /b/ since there has been no one who would want claim to be assosiated with /b/ itself. Face it, no one wants to be known as the Queen of Cancer. Now go about living your pathetic lives as you were... Most likely fantasising about one of those four females dominating you in some sick and twisted fashion.
>>541895583
>>541895284
>>541895057
Yeah yeah. Weighted rank means fuck all. Boxxy is super controversial but that doesn't mean she's not queen. Here's the list sorted by sheer number of upboats.
>>541892402
yeah ^^
>>541874780
mah negro
>>541895871
>>541895871
I'll post all I got too.
>>541895824
She didn't come to /b/, her nudes were leaked and /b/ posted them all the time. She didn't want her nudes public. More btw.
/b/ has no queen.
I bend knee to nobody
That would be Chloe. She has a following and is a qt. Boxxy has a following but is not a qt. The rest of the girls posted have no following.
Marky
/thread
>>541895891
This is true. There is no queen, there are many queens with claims to fame here, that is why we call them queens, they are the chan girls we love.
>>541895924
LOL, it was just funny, never seen that link before.
>>541896157
>proclaims marky as queen
>doesn't even fucking post marky
>/threads own post
>>541896040
Really? I must have my story mixed up with someone else. My bad.
Luckily it's still something that's not on know your meme or any sites like that, so it's a story that needs to be passed on from /b/ro to /b/ro.
>>541887435
>>541896049
Kimmy trolling boxxy threads, lelelel.
Sure is full of faggots in here supporting feminism and striving towards a matriarchal society. The true king of 4chan: Starring Dillion the Hacker is pic related.
>>541873831
4evar queen of /B/
>>541896249
I thought the same thing, where da pic. Thanks for fixing that.
>>541896292
Sup.
>>541896265
Ya, that pic at bottom of imgur is pretty decent story. Why she not have a dramatica page yet?
>>541874531
Yeah, Kimmy is awesome. She handled the "incident" with grace.
>>541896403
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>541873831
Boxxy. I don't know the other three?
>>541896380
Fuck off Dillon we're tired of your shit
>>541896436
I'm kind of glad that the story isn't out there.
I thought the pictures got out because she accidentally put them in a limewire folder or something?
>>541873831
is kimmie zunechan?
>>541896497
She did. Not really promoting Kimmy as Queen. I'm just saying she's a damn cool woman. After all the crap /b/ gave her and her family, her and her husband were pretty chill with anon and were even fun. She's a wifey, mommy, hunter, camping, badass chick with weapons, super housewife, has horses, always looks nice and pretty. True wifey material.
>>541896601
>>541896380
>>541896575
That is how it happened, she even said so in her q&a. She shared her whole docs on accident like 3years ago. Started showing up on /b/ in limewire find threads, and her epic journey of the chans began.
>>541896702
>>541896601
Lol'd. Got to say, Kimmy never peed herself.
>>541896685
Fact right there. I have a couple of friends from her town and who know her and could initiate contact with an intro. (will if I am ever in the area) Would be pretty cool, for sure. Drinking beers with Kimmy and her husband.
Holocauster is the only true Queen.
>>541896843
Ahhh, okay thanks for clearing that up.
No more pics, I dumped about the 30 in my folder not including dupes.
This bullshit again?
This bullshit has a name and that name is waifuism. Rampant Waifuism.
This thread has been saged by the Oldfag Collective
>>541896953
Please don't.
THat thing is disgusting.
>>541896941
For real, would be epic to hang with them for a night. Seem like pretty cool people. Nice to see there are still some good people out there.
>>541896981
Thanks bro.
Anyone else got Kimmy pics. Contribute!
>>541873831
None of those cunts are worth my dick spend
>>541896981
Not sure how she got the name Aunt /b/ originally though. Couple years ago there were huge aunt/b/ shooping threads. This was all before her name got out there.
>>541897353
its hideous
Boxxy. Why? She's hot and she's weird.
>>541897068
Hell, she reminds me of my sister and quite a few other country girls I know. I may be in the area this summer so who knows? Thinking of moving from Colorado up to WA and would need to drive through and have ppl to see in the area anyways, lol.
>>541897430
Kim haters just don't get it
>>541897430
Still nice girl. And she's not bad at all for 30yo wifey and having 3 kids. I would bet most the Kim fans out there are on the older side of /b/, ones looking to wife or hitting 30yo+ women. She's hotter than most the 30+ woman with kids I know.
>>541897506
thank fuck i didn't get it. i'd hate to catch whatever it is that make whatever it is attractive or appealing in any way.
>>541889694
ffs is that her? jesus, not only the consequences, but also her were never the same...
>>541897628
You're never going to find a wife.
Enjoy life alone or with crazy bitches who are only attractive because of their appearance. Are you 14?
Sage for one step closer to the post limit
>>541897506
All the queens have some haters, it is /b/.
>>541897483
Wonder if she and husband would hang with someone and have a few beers.
>>541897628
Its called age. She's way hotter and cooler than my wifey. And her personality and character set her apart for me. Nice woman.
> ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
>>541873831
/b/ is not a monarchy
/b/ is not a democracy
/b/ isn't even organized chaos
/b/ is complete and utter anarchy, and if you believe we need a Queen then you are a newfag Bitch and should go kill yourself.
> iwillneverbow.jpg
>>541897912
Out of no where
Some anon must have more Kimmy. Post em all.
>>541896702
excelent
>>541897810
I am sure they would as long as the person presented themselves in a normal way. You know, meet them in town, share interests, "Hey Logan, let's grab a beer.", not "Hey Logan, so I have fapped to your wife a *bunch* of times and I want to get you guys really really drunk. I'll bring the rum!".
>>541873831
It is I...Oldfagalot, and i summon the one true queen of /b/!!!1
>>541889452
no. rose is above this fagotry.
So Boxxy finally got a haircut, thank god.
>>541898090
meh. too old
>>541898195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14vT07Zw5Zk
Forgot to link video
>>541898081
Lol. Yes that could obviosly go 2 ways. One hang with Kimmy and Logan, other might get shot with arrow by kimmy.
>/b/
>part of 4chan
>4chan
>part of USA
>USA
>part of the British Empire
Therefore the queen is pic related.
>>541898341
>>USA
>>part of the British Empire
what?
>>541898341
Excellent logic. I knew there were intelligent people on /b/.
Queen of /b/ is Boxxy :D she looks so much like a TV kid show host (Ika Nord) i saw when i was kid and i had a crush on so ...
>>541898335
Well around here, one is best to be clear with these things. I mean I hate to be the "Well this is /b/" guy, but this *is* /b/ and while it has tamed down a *lot*, there are still some who fail at life and everything related.
I don't want to look like a porcupine so I am not gonna fuck with Kimmy.
>>541898081
MFW Logan posted this. True alpha. Must have good marriage to get through something like doxing and raids with grace and humor. Good people.
There is only one true queen, and that's Cat Goddess
Anyone who says otherwise is a faggot or a total newfag
+1 post limit
Whoever that second one is, is the one I mean to bend my knee to.
>>541898627
mfw can't even post pics of his queen
................>
>>541898724
>>541898607
Haha yeah, that image was when I truly began to respect them. Before then, it was just some chick that got doxed, I mean there is *zero* significance to that. Then she showed up, I was in that thread, and I was like "This chick is cool as fuck!" then he posted that. I was like "Oh yeah, there is a bro. Good show!" and I have been a Kimmy advocate ever since.
>>541898570
Pic related.
>>541897624
The last /b/tard to visit Kimmy.
>>541898827
>>541898724
and then she left
>>541898760
But it's true though
where is rose and maisie from the pic?
and who are those random bitches with chloe and boxxy
>>541898827
Who is she? I only know who the other 3 are, one is annoying as shit, don't really care for the third, and that last one is ugly as hell.
>>541898880
Yep, but I am not a /b/tard, lol. I mean I am here every day, if you have been raging pissed or shocked at something you have seen here, there is a good chance that it was me, but I can operate in normal society. I would bring my rifle with me and we would all go shooting, lol.
>>541898827
Just curious. Does she have the same longevity on /b/ as Boxxy and Kimmy. They have been posted for years. I know she had the pee pic, just wondering if there is more to it, because she's pretty new to be considered queen. No offense.
>>541888771
>will always be
Riiiight
10 years strong. Well, almost 10 years anyway...
>>541899082
There was a pic of her from her thread where she was standing in front of a gun cabinet loaded with guns. Would be hot as hell to see her shoot. And I think there was even Samuel Adams Boston Lager in that pic too. My kind of girl.
>>541899000
Also, check 'em
Trips for truth
CG is our dark and secret queen
>>541899000
Checked
>>541899358
For sure, though I am sad to see sam adams. They support gun control.
Just the same, you are right, they seem like they are genuine outdoors people.
>>541873831
Obviously Catie is not
Probably Bawksy since it was a fucking revolution back then.
Didn't meet cracky not old enough
>>541899491
God that woman is ugly
>>541899042
see this pic >>541896702
then see pic related
>>541898928
she didn't come yesterday? I saw the thread, but had to leave
>>541899658
she wont be coming back
>>541899168
who's this bitch?
>>541899516
Not a sam adams fan i see. Outdoor people for sure. There were even housewifey fb quote pics with her talking about butchering and cooking game. And several pics of camping and swimming. Looks like they live in a nice area, I'd like to get out of the city myself.
>>541899627
TYBG, I have new fapping material.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbNAfB_Vi1M
>>541899542
Perspective my friend. She's just an average country housewifey, except for the legion of internet followers she has.
>>541899761
don't break my heart, anon. besides, she loves us
>>541894936
ey b0ss
can i habe pussy pls
>>541873831
where the fuck is Cracky chan you motherfucking newfag? Also that chloe cunt shouldn't be there in the first place.
>>541900108
cracky
>>541899886
For sure. Sam Adams is a fine tasting beer, I just refuse to give money to a company that will spend it on gun control.
It is a nice area actualy. I have not been myself but contacted my friend who lives in her town and asked about it. I can't recall the name of the town now and don't want to get in facebook and find it on my friends profile.
this thread lacks Natalia
>>541900108
Just out of curiosity, what are the requirements to be a queen of /b/? Do they need to be posted for some time to gain it? Do they have to come and make a IRL appearance? Just wondering. I have always thought the Queen thing sort of dumb personally.
>>541900348
Interesting. I didn't know sam adams did that, WTF.
What your friends say about it? They know anything about Kimmy?
>>541900360
>mfw I'm the one who created the Ivy Mazzie hate thread
>>541900480
Where you been.
The boxxyfags need to get back in this.
Kimmy runs Linux too, she's a geeky country girl too. Perfect wifey for sure.
>>541900357
heh, queen of /b/ is not really a goal. It is more something that gets thrust upon (or in) the unsuspecting.
Most tend to think of it as more of an ambush than anything.
Just the same, it is really more of a "we pick you" sort of thing, though ones own actions can have a lot of effect on the relative enjoyability of ones reign. Hell, if someone bothered Kimmy on the street, I would bet that a random /b/tard would appear out of nowhere, chase off the attacker, tip a fedory to her saying "milady" as he bowed, and would then run to the alley, cape unfurling from his back.
>>541900508
No, nothing was said. Not really trying to even admit to friend that I have ever heard of /b/. They are the upstanding, god fearing types and it would take but one movement of the scrollwheel over the boards front page for then to shriek and fling a bottle of holy water at me.
>>541900728
I didn't notice, but her husband is an engineer of some sort, so it is no surprise that she was at least exposed to it.
>>541900823
lol'd at "tips fedora"
>>541873831
We are all Kings and Queens, we are all Champions.
>Deal with it.
>>541873831
>boxxy is our queen
>ivy is our beloved dog ( u may change cat/dog )
>chlo is our delicate cat ( u may change cat/dog )
> who.. is #4 ? no.. no srsly, who is this ?
>>541873831
Fucking newfriends everywhere.
>>541900823
>chase off the attacker, tip a fedory to her saying "milady" as he bowed, and would then run to the alley, cape unfurling from his back.
Lol'd
Onward my faithful pony, back to /b/.
Kimmys a handy girl to, she posted this in [s4s]. She just finished remodel of her bedroom and built it herself. And she said her new dog got skunked. I don't have a link to the thread though. I'll look.
>>541899773
Fuck off back to facebook faggot
>>541900728
who the FUCK is this nasty slut? check her fucking nose. she will never be the queen of /b/. possibly the orge of /b/
>>541901445
If you don't at least know who Kimmy is literally nobody cares what you think.
>>541901284
Hahaha "onward my faithful pony". Oh god. This is more true than any of us really want it to be, but it's still funny, lol.
I didn't know she is that handy but it isn't a surprise. Most country girls are. My sister used to work in the mines and she has done construction work. Now she works for the county on a road crew. She is an early thirties mother of one and has *no* problem getting a date. Not a hambeast or anything.
>>541901025
I feel much better about myself, thanks anon.
>>541900909
That pic is interesting any way. Cool computers, runs linux, and you can see archery trophies in the background. She's the real deal.
>>541896265
Kimmy building her bedroom. Hot seeing a girl working with power tools, lel. Her bed has color changing led lights too. BowChickaBowow.
>>541901445
hey bro, look at this, it is truth.
>>541901445
You know nothing of our ways, stranger. Be off with you.
>>541901683
fact right thar
>>541901680
i've seen her before and she is one of the nasties fucking bitches i've ever seen.
>tabby is queen
WHERE IS NAVII?
>>541901867
Always a hater. I think they are all cool in their own ways. All these chan girls are fine by me.
Kimmy got Mooted.
>>541902027
rodentface isn't a meme fuck off
>>541902182
I'd most like to bang Ivy, but I still have to vote for boxxy
>>541901681
Found the link to her last appearance in [s4s]. Wishing them a happy birthday.
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/1852958
Duh
>>541902289
that fucking nose. i just want to break it
>tabby will forever be queen
>>541902428
Oh god that's creepy. I've had nightmares of this picture. Thanks for reminding me.
>>541902234
>>541902130
>>541901831
>>541901618
>>541901362
>>541901057
>>541900671
>>541900480
>>541899932
mein neger
Goddamnit, hasn't this thread died yet?
This thread has been saged by the Oldfag Collective
>>541902767
"oldfag"
>>541902767
Your post needs a pic of grandpa with a walker, lel.
>>541902767
I can tell you're not really an oldfag by the way you think sage actually does something.
>>541900823
>Just the same, it is really more of a "we pick you" sort of thing
This is true. Most don't want to be queen. Pic related. From kimmy's q&a thread.
>>541902931
Where you been boxxy? Get back in this.
This was funny too, "My Bad"
>>541903110
Pretty good one. Wallpaper worthy.
>>541902931
you're new is showing
>>541903256
>>541891631
Who are the Joyce Brothers? Is that a band or something?
Pretty cool she actually came after /b/ sent her birthday cards. Props to anon who made this one, she said it was her favorite.
>softer side of /b/
lol'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1ZWmHGCcEQ
>>541903394
idk. google doesnt exist, so dont ask me
>>541903163
Had to leave for a bit to do some housework.
Took some screencaps from the new video too, Boxxy got a haircut ^^;
>>541903394
Google my friend.
>>541903601
jesus she is so buttfucking ugly
>>541903684
Why you gotta be so mean?
>>541903601
Looks a little more mature than before, still not sure if like the hair cut though. Maybe it will grow on me.
>>541898235
Wait... boxxy is catie?
Newfags don't know about 12yr old Sahar, who came from Youtube trying to get views, and tiemstamping pics of her chest in her bra etc etc etc..
>>541903757
/b/
>>541903763
I'm sure she's just getting used to it too, she'll probably learn to groom it better pretty quickly
>>541903901
Oh shit! For real?
>>541903901
Good morning anon
>>541903809
I'm melting.
>>541874531
>Chlo--She's special. Our goddess in a way because, like a deity, she will never be among us, so we would adore her from afar.
no it's because 5 or maybe 6 faggots always make these threads and spam them with the same exact shit.
she is no queen she is just forced down the throat of /b/
>>541902428
God thats still creeping me out, she's just looking at me.
Not nearly enough cracky-chan in this thread...
>tfw you'll never give her flowers
>>541904252
Get to it bro. The more the merrier.
Hope someone is archiving this thread somewhere.Like seeing all the queens together.
>>541899773
>being this new
>>541904338
You could send her cards though. Worked for Kimmy.
>>541904695
it probably would be weird if she got a bunch of letters from a website she has probably never heard of
>>541904862
she knows, she cares no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX4JCQViRKg
>pokemon
>>541873831
At least Chloe is attractive.
>>541904862
Ya probably. Kimmy was getting all kinds of crap from /b/, she knew all too well about /b/.
>>541905519