Bend the knee, you faggots! Who is the queen of /b/?
Each has a claim.
Boxxy--Internet legend. Hangs out with moot, which adds credibility to her claim.
Ivy--A dark horse, but she started hanging out every night and posting pics and seems to be very interested.
Chlo--She's special. Our goddess in a way because, like a deity, she will never be among us, so we would adore her from afar.
Kimmie--We doxed and harassed her into coming here and she's had a great attitude. Beyond that I don't get the Kimmie love, but I know many /b/tards adore her and consider her wife material.
once you change ID/IP then its obviously going to look like that. so clearly, no it does not
do you just browse hour old dying threads in general then? happen to find page 15 a delight?
1. She has a career
2. She's militarily trained to kick your ass
3. Unlike the swampy cunts that OP hand picked, she's a REAL woman I.e. not an attention whore
4. Beyond adorable
Really? I thought it would stay, at least in cookies... This is what I get for staying up all night.
Nah. If I could actually be creative enough to troll like that, I'd be doing something more productive with my life.
> listing all the reasons why she's a horrible candidate for /b/
You know damn well that Boxxy still is and will always be the only queen of /b/.
Who you calling a nigger, cunt?
Well white is certainly more reasonable than calling her black, don't you agree?
>mfw read that as 'she has a cancer'
boxxy, of course. fuck the underage chloe slut. the other two don't even belong in the discussion.
Nope. You're a faggot. Boxxy will ALWAYS be the Queen of /b/
>I finished dumping my folder therefore I win
>"Who is the queen of /b/?"
>No cracky chan
Are you dense ?
Looks like you're waifu is an egoistic bitch if you ask me
those are the worse. it's always the same two pics that they post.
>make a case for your queen
btw /b/ros, left or right?
left, looks like she woke up 5 minutes ago on the right
The only real woman on /b/.
Pretty good explanation. Well said anon.
Not sure about Ivy, boxxy is legend, Ivy seems like boxxy wanna be. But I like Kimmy myself, good ol country girl that hunts and cooks and shoots bows and shit. Pretty cool girl, and was pretty nice too.
This is now a Kim thread
FANTASTIC, Kimfags in the house.
Get back in here dammit. Post dem queens.
This is actually a true statement. Thank you anon for the insight.
Girls looking damn good in her recent pics. Wish she'd do some new nude sets for us. HAWT.
If only she would... in a perfect world.
MFW. For real. And she didn't even want to be queen. I'm fine with having several queens, all have a purpose and a claim. I think Kimmy is a queen whether she likes it or not.
only 3 places to go...
Your mom. Just Kidding.
and her q&a caps and pics
and [s4s] thread she crashed
Best pic ever, lol.
She used to come on /b/ and call herself "auntie /b/" and people hated her at first. This was on 05-06. Then we doxed her and got pics and she was pissed. The pictures are all over the web, on porn sites and stuff. Then we did op kim birthday (or something like that) this year and sent her money and cards asking her to come onto /b/. And she did and was a good sport about it.
There is also a history.jpg at bottom of imgur link that tells her story fairly well. Check it out, a story for the ages if you ask me. Not saying everyone has to love Kimmy, but her crazy ride in the chans is an epic story. Nice Woman! Respect.
I'm dumping my folder not really paying a lot of attention to the thread but there is more to come.
There is no queen of /b/ since there has been no one who would want claim to be assosiated with /b/ itself. Face it, no one wants to be known as the Queen of Cancer. Now go about living your pathetic lives as you were... Most likely fantasising about one of those four females dominating you in some sick and twisted fashion.
Yeah yeah. Weighted rank means fuck all. Boxxy is super controversial but that doesn't mean she's not queen. Here's the list sorted by sheer number of upboats.
I'll post all I got too.
She didn't come to /b/, her nudes were leaked and /b/ posted them all the time. She didn't want her nudes public. More btw.
This is true. There is no queen, there are many queens with claims to fame here, that is why we call them queens, they are the chan girls we love.
LOL, it was just funny, never seen that link before.
>proclaims marky as queen
>doesn't even fucking post marky
>/threads own post
Really? I must have my story mixed up with someone else. My bad.
Luckily it's still something that's not on know your meme or any sites like that, so it's a story that needs to be passed on from /b/ro to /b/ro.
Kimmy trolling boxxy threads, lelelel.
Sure is full of faggots in here supporting feminism and striving towards a matriarchal society. The true king of 4chan: Starring Dillion the Hacker is pic related.
I thought the same thing, where da pic. Thanks for fixing that.
Ya, that pic at bottom of imgur is pretty decent story. Why she not have a dramatica page yet?
Fuck off Dillon we're tired of your shit
I'm kind of glad that the story isn't out there.
I thought the pictures got out because she accidentally put them in a limewire folder or something?
She did. Not really promoting Kimmy as Queen. I'm just saying she's a damn cool woman. After all the crap /b/ gave her and her family, her and her husband were pretty chill with anon and were even fun. She's a wifey, mommy, hunter, camping, badass chick with weapons, super housewife, has horses, always looks nice and pretty. True wifey material.
That is how it happened, she even said so in her q&a. She shared her whole docs on accident like 3years ago. Started showing up on /b/ in limewire find threads, and her epic journey of the chans began.
Lol'd. Got to say, Kimmy never peed herself.
Fact right there. I have a couple of friends from her town and who know her and could initiate contact with an intro. (will if I am ever in the area) Would be pretty cool, for sure. Drinking beers with Kimmy and her husband.
For real, would be epic to hang with them for a night. Seem like pretty cool people. Nice to see there are still some good people out there.
Anyone else got Kimmy pics. Contribute!
Not sure how she got the name Aunt /b/ originally though. Couple years ago there were huge aunt/b/ shooping threads. This was all before her name got out there.
Hell, she reminds me of my sister and quite a few other country girls I know. I may be in the area this summer so who knows? Thinking of moving from Colorado up to WA and would need to drive through and have ppl to see in the area anyways, lol.
Still nice girl. And she's not bad at all for 30yo wifey and having 3 kids. I would bet most the Kim fans out there are on the older side of /b/, ones looking to wife or hitting 30yo+ women. She's hotter than most the 30+ woman with kids I know.
All the queens have some haters, it is /b/.
Wonder if she and husband would hang with someone and have a few beers.
Its called age. She's way hotter and cooler than my wifey. And her personality and character set her apart for me. Nice woman.
/b/ is not a monarchy
/b/ is not a democracy
/b/ isn't even organized chaos
/b/ is complete and utter anarchy, and if you believe we need a Queen then you are a newfag Bitch and should go kill yourself.
Out of no where
Some anon must have more Kimmy. Post em all.
I am sure they would as long as the person presented themselves in a normal way. You know, meet them in town, share interests, "Hey Logan, let's grab a beer.", not "Hey Logan, so I have fapped to your wife a *bunch* of times and I want to get you guys really really drunk. I'll bring the rum!".
It is I...Oldfagalot, and i summon the one true queen of /b/!!!1
So Boxxy finally got a haircut, thank god.
Forgot to link video
Lol. Yes that could obviosly go 2 ways. One hang with Kimmy and Logan, other might get shot with arrow by kimmy.
>part of 4chan
>part of USA
>part of the British Empire
Therefore the queen is pic related.
Excellent logic. I knew there were intelligent people on /b/.
Well around here, one is best to be clear with these things. I mean I hate to be the "Well this is /b/" guy, but this *is* /b/ and while it has tamed down a *lot*, there are still some who fail at life and everything related.
I don't want to look like a porcupine so I am not gonna fuck with Kimmy.
MFW Logan posted this. True alpha. Must have good marriage to get through something like doxing and raids with grace and humor. Good people.
Haha yeah, that image was when I truly began to respect them. Before then, it was just some chick that got doxed, I mean there is *zero* significance to that. Then she showed up, I was in that thread, and I was like "This chick is cool as fuck!" then he posted that. I was like "Oh yeah, there is a bro. Good show!" and I have been a Kimmy advocate ever since.
The last /b/tard to visit Kimmy.
Yep, but I am not a /b/tard, lol. I mean I am here every day, if you have been raging pissed or shocked at something you have seen here, there is a good chance that it was me, but I can operate in normal society. I would bring my rifle with me and we would all go shooting, lol.
Just curious. Does she have the same longevity on /b/ as Boxxy and Kimmy. They have been posted for years. I know she had the pee pic, just wondering if there is more to it, because she's pretty new to be considered queen. No offense.
There was a pic of her from her thread where she was standing in front of a gun cabinet loaded with guns. Would be hot as hell to see her shoot. And I think there was even Samuel Adams Boston Lager in that pic too. My kind of girl.
see this pic >>541896702
then see pic related
Not a sam adams fan i see. Outdoor people for sure. There were even housewifey fb quote pics with her talking about butchering and cooking game. And several pics of camping and swimming. Looks like they live in a nice area, I'd like to get out of the city myself.
Perspective my friend. She's just an average country housewifey, except for the legion of internet followers she has.
don't break my heart, anon. besides, she loves us
For sure. Sam Adams is a fine tasting beer, I just refuse to give money to a company that will spend it on gun control.
It is a nice area actualy. I have not been myself but contacted my friend who lives in her town and asked about it. I can't recall the name of the town now and don't want to get in facebook and find it on my friends profile.
Just out of curiosity, what are the requirements to be a queen of /b/? Do they need to be posted for some time to gain it? Do they have to come and make a IRL appearance? Just wondering. I have always thought the Queen thing sort of dumb personally.
Interesting. I didn't know sam adams did that, WTF.
What your friends say about it? They know anything about Kimmy?
>mfw I'm the one who created the Ivy Mazzie hate thread
Where you been.
The boxxyfags need to get back in this.
Kimmy runs Linux too, she's a geeky country girl too. Perfect wifey for sure.
heh, queen of /b/ is not really a goal. It is more something that gets thrust upon (or in) the unsuspecting.
Most tend to think of it as more of an ambush than anything.
Just the same, it is really more of a "we pick you" sort of thing, though ones own actions can have a lot of effect on the relative enjoyability of ones reign. Hell, if someone bothered Kimmy on the street, I would bet that a random /b/tard would appear out of nowhere, chase off the attacker, tip a fedory to her saying "milady" as he bowed, and would then run to the alley, cape unfurling from his back.
No, nothing was said. Not really trying to even admit to friend that I have ever heard of /b/. They are the upstanding, god fearing types and it would take but one movement of the scrollwheel over the boards front page for then to shriek and fling a bottle of holy water at me.
>boxxy is our queen
>ivy is our beloved dog ( u may change cat/dog )
>chlo is our delicate cat ( u may change cat/dog )
> who.. is #4 ? no.. no srsly, who is this ?
>chase off the attacker, tip a fedory to her saying "milady" as he bowed, and would then run to the alley, cape unfurling from his back.
Onward my faithful pony, back to /b/.
Kimmys a handy girl to, she posted this in [s4s]. She just finished remodel of her bedroom and built it herself. And she said her new dog got skunked. I don't have a link to the thread though. I'll look.
who the FUCK is this nasty slut? check her fucking nose. she will never be the queen of /b/. possibly the orge of /b/
Hahaha "onward my faithful pony". Oh god. This is more true than any of us really want it to be, but it's still funny, lol.
I didn't know she is that handy but it isn't a surprise. Most country girls are. My sister used to work in the mines and she has done construction work. Now she works for the county on a road crew. She is an early thirties mother of one and has *no* problem getting a date. Not a hambeast or anything.
I feel much better about myself, thanks anon.
That pic is interesting any way. Cool computers, runs linux, and you can see archery trophies in the background. She's the real deal.
Kimmy building her bedroom. Hot seeing a girl working with power tools, lel. Her bed has color changing led lights too. BowChickaBowow.
i've seen her before and she is one of the nasties fucking bitches i've ever seen.
>tabby is queen
Always a hater. I think they are all cool in their own ways. All these chan girls are fine by me.
Kimmy got Mooted.
Found the link to her last appearance in [s4s]. Wishing them a happy birthday.
that fucking nose. i just want to break it
>tabby will forever be queen
Oh god that's creepy. I've had nightmares of this picture. Thanks for reminding me.
Your post needs a pic of grandpa with a walker, lel.
I can tell you're not really an oldfag by the way you think sage actually does something.
>Just the same, it is really more of a "we pick you" sort of thing
This is true. Most don't want to be queen. Pic related. From kimmy's q&a thread.
Where you been boxxy? Get back in this.
This was funny too, "My Bad"
Pretty cool she actually came after /b/ sent her birthday cards. Props to anon who made this one, she said it was her favorite.
>softer side of /b/
Had to leave for a bit to do some housework.
Took some screencaps from the new video too, Boxxy got a haircut ^^;
Why you gotta be so mean?
Looks a little more mature than before, still not sure if like the hair cut though. Maybe it will grow on me.
I'm sure she's just getting used to it too, she'll probably learn to groom it better pretty quickly
>Chlo--She's special. Our goddess in a way because, like a deity, she will never be among us, so we would adore her from afar.
no it's because 5 or maybe 6 faggots always make these threads and spam them with the same exact shit.
she is no queen she is just forced down the throat of /b/
God thats still creeping me out, she's just looking at me.
Get to it bro. The more the merrier.
Hope someone is archiving this thread somewhere.Like seeing all the queens together.
You could send her cards though. Worked for Kimmy.
it probably would be weird if she got a bunch of letters from a website she has probably never heard of
Ya probably. Kimmy was getting all kinds of crap from /b/, she knew all too well about /b/.