Once you pop you can't stop.
Previously on The Walking Loli
well i will start dumping for a bit but i dont know how long i got.
well i hope not but consider this my last gift to you if i die
I will remember your gift for the rest of your life.
>someone start posting the story of how he apparently got himself a loli
>thread mysteriously disappears on page 5
not sure if he got scared or if some dumb fuck forgot to read the small lines under "/b/ - Random"
> be me
> 15 years old
> living with mother, brother and sister
> mums 27 year old friends comes over
> everyones drinking
> they let me smoke cigarettes awesome.jpeg
> later on I go lie down on the sofa
> 27 year old friend walks in
> lies down on the sofa with me
> I don't know what to do
> start shaking ffs.jpeg
> she gets up turns around says I'm going upstairs
> I say okay and follow her
> as we get into my room she slides her knickers off from under the blue thin floaty dress she's wearing
> I pick them up
> she tells me to sniff them
> asks if I like the smell
> fuck yeh
> turns out actually an incontinence pad
> sniff shit and pubes up my nose
> she grabs my dick and my boner grows
> puts it in her mouth and starts to blow
> still shaking, nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready
> to drop bombs but I keep on forgetting
> what I wrote down, about how to go down
> on a milf who's asshole is stained brown
> feel sick, throw up moms spaghetti
> nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready
> mom walks in
> mom gets scared
> moving with aunty and uncle in bel air
> plead with her to let me finish and cum
> mum bends over lets me finger her bum
> friend gets up and gushes cum on her back
> grandad walks in and has a heart attack
> this is whack
> grandma opens the door
> gets on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur
>Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
>We lived on an old farm, no animals, just fields
>My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse
>Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
>Auntie loves it for some reason, 'cause it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit fucked up like that.
>I, being a countryside fag, liked horses and riding them
>Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our fucking horse, we will beat the living shit out of you"
>They meant it, they'd done it before
>Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
>Dirty is just eating grass and shit next to me
>Auntie and Uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
>Get bored and climb inside the tire
>tire starts moving (The field wasn't flat)
>Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
>They see me rollin'
>Trying to catch me riding Dirty
>go to supermarket for weekly shop
>see cute girl is the cashier
>decide to act like the Driver to impress her
>she starts packing my shopping
>"I drive" I say
>stare at her for a full 5 minutes with a faint smirk on my face
>9 year old girl tugs on my sleeve
>"hey mister you're holding up the line"
>turn to her and say "how bout this, you shut your mouth, or ill kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you"
>Man behind her comes up to me
>"the fuck did you just say to my daughter, asshole?"
>feel the anger rising, start hyperventilating while clenching my fists
>cute cashier asks me if I am ok
>pull sledgehammer from my jeans and smash the guys' head in
>blood everywhere, I bend down and smear some on my jacket
>9 year old girl just stands there screaming and screaming
>"you wanna toothpick?"
>Put toothpick in my mouth and lay face-down on the floor to prevent further harm coming to the people around me
>I saved lives that day
What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.
5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
Walk into public bathroom, find this, what do?
Force her to eat a bowl of eggs
What if she gets salmonella?
Looks like I didn't miss anything important.
havent seen any namefag yet today :^(
good for you then
This one without thefucking damn black bars whould be so nice...
aw get well soon buddy.im fine i guess
ye i have steam but im never using it.cant remember my password
I laughed because our pictures were almost the exact same.
played some videogames gonna post some more now
well its a video with the title little girls so....idk
mfw I am considered a male equivalent of loli by many
Been called as a "jailbait crush" many time
There was the worldathleticproject archive but that went bunk from either having to deal with CP or underestimating the sheer size of a /b/ archive.
In fact, I think they actually said one of their manual methods of finding CP was searching MODS MODS etc because of fucking newfags shitting up threads whenenver a 14 y/o shows up. I wonder why it doesn't just ban the user.
it was surely CP... i know because i was recording 4chan for almost a year when it was "really" active and i had no problem fitting the whole year into 2TB. nowadays 4chan is like a slow turtle.
there is lost of repitition on 4chan you just need to know how to filter it... so yeah... they most likely failed to filter CP out... that takes ages
Doesn't 4chan catalog CP postings with its MD5 hash or something so that it gets instabanned if it gets uploaded? I know there's one pic of kids on a dock that has a thumbnail that makes it look like someone has his dick out and that carries an instant ban.
I really like how this artist draws the labia.
That's 15MB of sheer text. No wonder it butts heads.
Once the automatic system picked up one of my lolicon pics. It all got sorted out after a few emails, but it was scary none the less
Possible. Might be 16MB, but I was just doing a ballpark guess based on the length of an MD5 multiplied by half a million.
It says it right on the pic, Slugbox. Learn to use IQDB.
This is so fake i can´t even fap to it. No real life cheesay pizzay?
Why would you want the real stuff? Those are more often than not kidnapped, scared, drugged, frightened little children.
because he's a college freshman trying to be "edgy"
find a cuter loli than this
>protip: you can't
Allow me to post the ones I think are the cutest then.
that was easy
this is the best I got
Children being curious is the purest form of love.
random question, but is anyone else youtube history fucking up?
i feel kinda shitty, but dont you mind~
how about you ?
Kind of. It hasn't updated since yesterday.
That's strang. Mine is completely out of order for some reason. Like videos I watched a week ago are coming up, yet the video I just watched are like 20 down.
Sometimes I wonder why I love that site so much
Why would you want that?
Prohibits computer-generated child pornography when "(B) such visual depiction is a computer image or computer-generated image that is, or appears virtually indistinguishable from that of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; (as amended by 1466A for Section 2256(8)(B) of title 18, United States Code).
Prohibits drawings, sculptures, and pictures of such drawings and sculptures depicting minors in actions or situations that meet the Miller test of being obscene, OR are engaged in sex acts that are deemed to meet the same obscene condition. The law does not explicitly state that images of fictional beings who appear to be under 18 engaged in sexual acts that are not deemed to be obscene are rendered illegal in and of their own condition (illustration of sex of fictional minors).
Maximum sentence of 5 years for possession, 10 years for distribution.
idk, but here's the "real shit" he was asking for
If you don't like it, report the thread.
I'd kill for a loli furry as a pet. Support her all the way through her heat, form an intimate bond, and snuggle with her soft fur. And because we're differen species, she wont get pregnant.