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>>540910834

tell her to play with your foreskin
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dick in ass
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Request: stop chewing your fingernails
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MOAR pics
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shoe on ass cheek
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Fisting ftw.
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>>540911032
file name killed me
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anal gape
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>>540910834
>>540910834
>>540910834

pee on her ass, you double nigger
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>>540910834
jesus christ look at that toe thumb, post more of your fingers pls
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>>540911032
>her
kek
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>>540910834
face sitting
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>>540910834
Your fingernails make me want to kill myself.
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Shoe on ass. now!
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Anal fingering
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>>540911212
Seriously, cutting nails way too short.
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>>540910834

For the love of god make some gifs of you fucking her... PLEASE
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Gif of fucking
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Fuck her ass with a condom on and suck on the condom
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>>540910834
GET OFF OF LILI YOU CUNT
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Give her a facial
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get her pregnant anon and keep the baby
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>>540911373
I have to agree, those nails are pretty disgusting.
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hand prints on ass cheeks
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>>540911407
just to be clear I dont want her to suck on the condom I want you to suck on it. Bonus points if you consume semen out of it as well
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Creampie
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>>540911128
>>540911160
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>>540910834
Finger ass and pussy at the same time
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pour some choclaty milk on that behind right dis instint
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>>540911671
Fuck her
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spread her cheeks open with both hands
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>>540911671
Seriously, you asshole. Get the fuck off of my girl. How do you fucking know her, is this Dylan or Zach or what. Get your dick out of Lili.
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>>540911671
sharpie in pooper
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put something is her ass
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>>540911671
pls make a video
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We want to see her asshole spread and her pussy from a missionary point of view.
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>>540911839
>ucking know her, is this Dylan or Zach or what. Get your dick out of Lili.
Damn men, you should get some revenge, Kill both. It's definitely your girl
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>>540911629
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>>540912141
I'm fucking planning on it.

>>540912237
OP you bag of shit, show us her hair.
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>>540911839
You should text Lili right now and call her a cunt
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>>540911671
based OP - thank you kindly.
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>>540912237
damn she's into this
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>>540911671
>>540912237

how about a shot of that pussy spread open
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hickey on her neck
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>>540912237
Show her face or back of her head
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Impregnation
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>>540912237
can she get on her knees a bit
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>>540912237
sharpie up her ass up to the base of the cap.
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tell her to get on all fours and spread as much as possible
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>>540912626
nice.
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>>540912626
OP, give her a big ass hickey on her neck.
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>>540911671
>mfw this is my gf
>mfw she wont answer my calls right now
>mfw fuck u op who r u
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>>540912626
pls have a straw?
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>>540912792
lol
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>>540912626
Oh I guess it's notia dude
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>>540912626
thumb in pooper
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if only this girl had a shape, and OP didn't have a weird pencil cock
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cum dripping out her ass
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>>540912626

She's got a sexy asshole, nice job, OP.

Can you get a good picture of her soles with her toes spread?

Maybe like pic related?
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Spread the pussy. I have a fear of teeth.
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>>540912626
Cock in mouth
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>>540912792

>11/10
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>>540910834
Either a picture of her open mouth with a flashlight aimed down the throat or the soles of her feet with her toes curled.
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>>540913000
>>540913000
>>540913000
>trips
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>>540913119
weird lookin urethra... you sound?
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Hold her hand.
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>>540913291
I was also thinking that when I saw his pic
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Make her wear a thong with the ass part in the front and take picture of her standing up like that
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>>540913298
OP HAS DELIVERED HIS GROSS OVER CLIPPED THUMB PRAISE THE SUN NIGGA
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>>540913298
k
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>>540913298
OP is not a faggot
confirmed pussy hunter
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>>540913328
3edgy5me
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>>540910834
Ass to mouth
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>>540913328
>>540913328
This

And say something nice to her, tell us what you say
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>>540912919
this
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>>540913298
Any chance we can get a few shots of you two doing anal? If you're into it, anyway.
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>>540913508
shut cho ugly ass up faggot ass nigga
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>>540913298
get her pussy wet close up
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suck the fart out of her ass
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>>540913529
and give her a kiss on the cheek
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>>540913476
I'm not kidding OP, do this.
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draw sharpie circle around clit
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Tyler?
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Tell her you love her
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>>540912626

>stretch marks on ass
>bitten fingernails

GTFO OP and take your 5/10 no esteem slut with you
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shit in her hair
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>>540913813
Dylan?

Lili?
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>>540913678
give her a massage
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>>540913298
dick in her ass please op.
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>>540913614
Ok, Heaven...
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>>540913476
Do dis plox
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>>540913916
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh. We're cool now.
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>>540912768
even I saw through this. you want opie to give hickie so you have proof that your cock slut is cheating
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ATM
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write othman was here up her ass
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>>540913298
>tits
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>>540913813
not op
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>>540913865
TYLER
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Holy fuck my GF has a birth mark so similar to that girls, almost lost my mind at the first pic, doesn't look like her going forward tho.
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Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. I'm feeling fuckin extreme tonight
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>>540913906

Fucking sweet! Thanks, fuckers on these threads either ignore feet requests or take a long ass time to post them.
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Tits nigger
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>>540913574
how can someone sound this beta anonymously?
>if you're into it anyway
:3333333
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>>540910834
I request you cut your nails properly.
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>>540914064
it's actually not her, I'm just rolling really hard and I thought that would be funny
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Cum on tits.
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>>540914064
OP post pictures of her social security number, date of birth, and current home adress pl0x
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>>540912768
what, you stopped caring?

attention-whore fag
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>>540914253
Just shut up and jerk off to your disgusting foot request you repulsive fuck.
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>>540913298
cover her ass with whip cream, spank it with a fish, and post the audio on soundcloud.
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You thought wrong, you retarded fuck.
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>>540913529
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>>540914392

I'm raging at cockled fags just thinking about this. I'm the jealous type, and I really would prefer never to go into a murderous rage.
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>>540914392
you thought it would be funny to discover your gf cheating on you? makes sense
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>>540914652
>>540914652
d'aw

now hit her
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>>540914652
2cute4me
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>>540914652
"that's why I'm exploiting your stretch marks on the internet for my own sexual pleasure"
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>>540914652
hah
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>>540914652
Right in the feels
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>>540914469
hey you nigger I'm on mdma and I thought it would be a lol-worthy ruse

you shenanigan-nigger

>>540914689
I don't even fucking know dude
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>>540914652
can she suck the chrome off of a chevy?
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>>540910834
flip her over
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>>540914652

For a thread revolving around a naked woman, this thread just became incredibly fucking gay.
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>>540914652
top kek
OP is a cool guy and girl is a cool slut
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>>540914652
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bumpin for tits
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>>540914652

Holy shit, that's really sweet for /b/.

So, you lubing her up for that anal we requested or what?
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>>540914652
OP, you actually did my request. I'm touched. Thanks!
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>>540914771
heh, too.
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>>540914652
now tell her to make you a sandwich
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>>540914652
pee in her butt
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>>540914869
LOL.
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oh look, another random nude body with no face on the internet
how special
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>>540915050
>Replying to your own comment
kek
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>>540915028
LOL gud one!!11!1 le epic face ;^)
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Show us her face.
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can i get a turkey slap?
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>>540914851
this is now a mdma thread. You fuck with gloving? shit trips me out when I'm rolling I had to get a pair.
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>>540915050
>>540915154

nigga just got called out.
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>>540915186
what the fuk is a turkey slap?
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>>540914652

The power of love... Great... Now show us some more of her ass and pussy
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>>540915186
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>>540915319

>confirmed underageb&

Get off your parents' computer.
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>>540915261
Oh jesus dude, yeah. I'm on 5-mapb, which is an MDMA analogue. For all you chemistryfags it's mdma missing an oxygen molecule in the 3rd carbon bond in the methyl ring. It lasts 12 hours instead of 6 and doesn't have a comedown.

Also I need a cigarette and I don't have any does anyone in boulder colorado wanna hook me up
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>>540914851
Hahaha I'm high as fuck and this is pretty great. Honestly I stuck with this thread to see where the who Lili shit went. Now that I now you are just rolling and laughing my nuts off.
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>>540915319

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+the+fuk+is+a+turkey+slap%3F
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>>540915535
yeah I'm with lili right now dude i don't even know
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>>540915449
>implying turkey slappin is an everyday word
get out of here redneck scum
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>>540915154
>>540915317
>implying heaven is one person
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>>540915449

Actually, I think i must be overage. Someone said they wanted to go TURNIP the other day and i was like "da fuk?"
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>>540910834
Make her squirt

post wet spot
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Why is it taking so long what the fuck are you guys doing in between photos seriously. Either fuck or post requests.

Also, dick in ass.
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>>540915642

>everyday word
>is two words

Do you even English, nigger?
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>>540912792
>being this paranoid
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>>540915685
they've been holding hands man the thread was derailed by drugs and love
i blame the hippies
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balls deep in ass
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Fuck rednecks
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>>540915947
and niggers
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>>540915653
wat
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>>540915653
shit nigga
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Draw a unicorn on her left asscheek
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>>540915537
>>540915449
>>540915186

Oh, that's a lot more lame than i expected. That's about as pointless as when a guy is fucking a chick in porn and pulls out and slaps it against her, wtf is the point of that? It's fucking stupid that's what it is.
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>>540914652
post her 2/10 face
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>>540916124
You must be new here, welcome. Now get the fuck out
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>>540916251
it's 0.5/10

get it right, nigger.
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>>540915464
>I need a cigarette
>wanna hook me up
How underage can you be?
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>>540916124
put sage in all fields new fag. anyone and everyone can be heaven.
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>>540916445
you didn't have to call me a nigger
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>>540913298
I wanna see the shocker
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>>540916225
tiny lil' baby virgin confirmed
hows it feel being a bitch?
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>>540916598
For some strange reason, that made me laugh.
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>>540916509
I don't have a car because I'm poor and I just smoked my last one this morning. I have a pack of rolling tobacco but I don't have any papers.
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Wrong thread,but since it's active anyone got sauce? got much more scenes
http://rapefilms.net/sex-scene/890.html
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>>540916274
bitch, please... been coming and going for years.

>bona fide summerfag
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>>540916531
it's always fun meeting people who are new to heaven.
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>>540916704
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>>540916760
hey fellow heaven
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>>540916695
my emotions aren't funny m8
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>>540916990
why not
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OP's bitch either got sick of it or they're just fucking now.

Either way, you guys suck.
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>>540910834

Measure your left hand's thumbnail first, post measurement.

Then have her bite a bit more of it, measure and post the result.

Then take a picture of her mouth open with the piece of nail on her tongue.
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>>540916990
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have her put panties on then fuck
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>>540916695

Probably 'cause of how Real that response was.

Most of new /b/ would sound like that in real-life. Think about that...
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>>540916673

I think you're talking about yourself there faggot. That's one of those only porn things. Fuck her hard and make her cum, don't stop to show off to the camera.
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hey look guys summerfag did it!
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Its been 30 mins still no sharpie in pooper. I am disappoint. Probably sharpie gives her more pleasure than OP pencil dick
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>>540917136
^^
/thread
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>>540917136
i like to think they're just cuddling on their bed
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>>540917305
Another heaven or just the other one? (2nd)
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>>540910834
slide you cock in slowly, pull out when she's liking it, fuck her but the whole time keep her from getting any closer to climax, then get into it really make her moan then right before she squirts pull out.. your gun and shoot her in the face then insert penis into wound and blow your load
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>>540917126
because they are the essence of my being, they are what i use to live out my daily life and how i react to obstacles in my journey towards the end.
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put it in her pooper then have her suck your dick
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>>540917408
I like to thing you're a beta faggot. He's fucking her ass right now and we don't get to see it.
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>>540917136
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>>540917260
LOL YOU HAEV BE3N TR0L1ED BY 9GAG ARMY!!!111!!!1!!!!!!1
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>>540914652
Stick your finger in her asshole then make her suck it.If she gags then tell her to take a shower.
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>>540910834
Quit being voyeuristic fucks
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>>540918285
The king, has returned.
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>>540918285
Yay, perky.
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>>540918285
what's wrong with her chin?
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>>540918285
Please do: >>540917184

I have a fetish of seeing female tongues with bitten fingernails, or even toenails, on them.
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>>540918285
>fucking a asian whore
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>>540918461
photoshop
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cock in mouth with lips touching balls
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Baptize her.
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>>540918461

She's sucking in her gut, and she has a big, round inbred head.
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>>540918285
Is she wearing a v cut turtle neck?
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>>540918510
if shes asian then im leaving
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>>540918285
anon from earlier, requesting more spanking

>if there is a belt laying around there somewhere it's bonus points
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>>540910834
Dick in ass
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>>540918285

OP has gone from dude banging his potentially decent-looking girlfriend

>to some faggot with an Asian hooker
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>>540918623
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>>540918285
>540918285
>Replies


Dat collarbone.
Get a pic of her back while she's lying on her stomach, propped up on her elbows, head to the left and looking upwards.
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cum in her pussy and post pics..
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>>540918709
It's still ass and titties and etc.
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>>540910834
EDT not EST
unless you're in the cayman islands
tits plz
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Is her name fucking Lila???
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>>540919020
See
>>540919029
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>>540919020
Butthole close up plz OP?
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>>540912552
top fucking kek
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>>540919020
Insert any animal in pooper
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What are these feels?
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>>540918510
it's all in the nips
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>>540919020

I did not expect you to really do that.


10/10
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Keisha?
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>>540919020
You are a sick fuck for listening to us, and she is a sick fuck for being into it!.... You lucky bastard!
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>>540919020
draw swastikas on her
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pee on her.
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>>540919020
pour some on her pussy
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>>540919020

This, please:

>>540917184
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>>540919020
give her a kiss, ON THE LIPS!
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>>540919020
Why are you doing that shit? This girl is naked and you got a dick... So use it and Fuck her
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>>540919575

Did you see his thumbnail?

>>540910834

If she bit it anymore it wouldn't exist.
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>>540914652
>all caps
learn some handwriting
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Shave her legs
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>>540919769
I know...

Oh, I know...

I want to fap to that, though.
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I'll just drop this here.
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Look closer, you'll see the hairy legs are his on top of hers.

stupid virgin that hasn't enough experience to recognize common sexual positions.
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>>540913813
what?
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>>540919902
It was to make sure we could read it.
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>>540920301

Alternatively:

Exhibitionism.
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>>540920101
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>>540920490
So attention whoring?
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>>540919095
Wow I was going to point that out but someone beat me to it.
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>>540920101
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>>540919020

Dick in her belly button

That's my fetish
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>>540919020
will you please cum in her ass
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>>540920541

Pretty much. Except its to get you not, not to make you feel less like killing yourself. Although I guess it's still the same.
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>>540919510
rollin for this
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bumping for OP to take all his goddamn requests like a man
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>>540912515
I take shit because its prescribed to me and idk what im tlking about...

But i will say extended release is amazeing.

My advice?
Enlist, do a tour, get blown up... BAM! Fucking Hydro's, Percs, Codone, whatever... FOR LIFE.

...im in pretty much constant pain though.
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>>540917465
tldr
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deepthroat all the way to your balls
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>>540921281
God fucking damnit /b/

Stop posting my shit on differant threads
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>>540920101
Tell her to brush her teeth. Absolutely disgusting.
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>>540921284
the story of my life
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Disgusting ass that looks like a 12 year old boys.
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OP'S HOUR WITH HIS PROSTITUTE HAS COME TO AN END

MOVE ALONG PEOPLE

NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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>>540910834

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAFap0BgC-0
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>>540921281
u wut nigger
we don't take kindly to drug addicts 'round here
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>>540921612
What part of "perscribed" did you not understand
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Have her write Pedro on her buttcheek
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>>540921412
I'm not OP and I don't know the girl in that pic...

I want OP to take a pic of her girl doing that with his thumbnail... for the lulz from making it smaller and because I find female tongues with nails hot.
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>>540921795

>pog faggot detected
>roleplaying 15-year-old faggot detected
>faggot detected
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>>540921612
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: nKCd5Dl4) 04/06/14(Sun)02:26:01 UTC-5 No.540921284Replies: >>540921463
>>>540917465
>tldr
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: e9hLN8KN) 04/06/14(Sun)02:26:04 UTC-5 No.540921290
>deepthroat all the way to your balls
alcohol is a drug, you fuck.
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I request you to fix your thumbnail
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>>540921905
Correction.
Have her write "Pedro for President"

Thats right faggots
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>>540921986
>being this much of a fucking newfag
>doesn't know how to quote shit properly
GO AWAY NIGGER
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>>540921984
POG my hairy asshole.
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make her shit on yo dick nigga
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>>540922215
Is that what that was?
I thought he was speaking in tongues
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>is this greentext

not sure
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Buy her flowers and let her go to sleep so she can dream about what it's like to have a guy who respects her.
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>>540922396
>How do I sage?
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>>540910834
why do you have 2 right hands?
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assjob
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>>540918752
Where has OP gone?

>mfw
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>>540922667
we never saw a balls deep photo

OP only paid for external sex.
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feeeeet
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>>540923530
You see:
>>540913906
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>>540919436
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test
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>>540920301
>>540920541
jesus christ when you kill yourself make sure to stream it
/r/ toaster.
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>>540914652
is she even alive/coinscience?
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>>540918461
what chin?
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>>540925587
He survived.
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>>540925587
What was the text he got ?
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I have a request. Let your nails grow out some goddamn, disgusting.
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>>540919241
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>>540925587
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>>540919241
KATATAFISH!!!
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>>540910834
Dat tweeker nail chew.
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You seem like you have a nice girl friend, OP. Good on ya. Good night.
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Hey OP give her the old lickeroo on the chocolate fudge maker
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>>540910834
>>540910834
>>540910834
OP child pornography is illegal
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>>540912237
no fucking way, that birthmark was on an ex.
... Is she redheadded?
>>mfw
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>>540912552

10/10

this
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>>540910834
Wtf is wrong with your thumb?
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>>540910834
get her to wear her favourite bra and take a picture from both of her sides (back and front)
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