tell her to play with your foreskin
We want to see her asshole spread and her pussy from a missionary point of view.
how about a shot of that pussy spread open
She's got a sexy asshole, nice job, OP.
Can you get a good picture of her soles with her toes spread?
Maybe like pic related?
Spread the pussy. I have a fear of teeth.
OP post pictures of her social security number, date of birth, and current home adress pl0x
cover her ass with whip cream, spank it with a fish, and post the audio on soundcloud.
"that's why I'm exploiting your stretch marks on the internet for my own sexual pleasure"
For a thread revolving around a naked woman, this thread just became incredibly fucking gay.
OP is a cool guy and girl is a cool slut
this is now a mdma thread. You fuck with gloving? shit trips me out when I'm rolling I had to get a pair.
Get off your parents' computer.
Oh jesus dude, yeah. I'm on 5-mapb, which is an MDMA analogue. For all you chemistryfags it's mdma missing an oxygen molecule in the 3rd carbon bond in the methyl ring. It lasts 12 hours instead of 6 and doesn't have a comedown.
Also I need a cigarette and I don't have any does anyone in boulder colorado wanna hook me up
Hahaha I'm high as fuck and this is pretty great. Honestly I stuck with this thread to see where the who Lili shit went. Now that I now you are just rolling and laughing my nuts off.
>is two words
Do you even English, nigger?
Oh, that's a lot more lame than i expected. That's about as pointless as when a guy is fucking a chick in porn and pulls out and slaps it against her, wtf is the point of that? It's fucking stupid that's what it is.
tiny lil' baby virgin confirmed
hows it feel being a bitch?
Measure your left hand's thumbnail first, post measurement.
Then have her bite a bit more of it, measure and post the result.
Then take a picture of her mouth open with the piece of nail on her tongue.
Probably 'cause of how Real that response was.
Most of new /b/ would sound like that in real-life. Think about that...
slide you cock in slowly, pull out when she's liking it, fuck her but the whole time keep her from getting any closer to climax, then get into it really make her moan then right before she squirts pull out.. your gun and shoot her in the face then insert penis into wound and blow your load
because they are the essence of my being, they are what i use to live out my daily life and how i react to obstacles in my journey towards the end.
put it in her pooper then have her suck your dick
LOL YOU HAEV BE3N TR0L1ED BY 9GAG ARMY!!!111!!!1!!!!!!1
She's sucking in her gut, and she has a big, round inbred head.
OP has gone from dude banging his potentially decent-looking girlfriend
>to some faggot with an Asian hooker
I did not expect you to really do that.
Oh, I know...
I want to fap to that, though.
rollin for this
I take shit because its prescribed to me and idk what im tlking about...
But i will say extended release is amazeing.
Enlist, do a tour, get blown up... BAM! Fucking Hydro's, Percs, Codone, whatever... FOR LIFE.
...im in pretty much constant pain though.
OP'S HOUR WITH HIS PROSTITUTE HAS COME TO AN END
MOVE ALONG PEOPLE
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
u wut nigger
we don't take kindly to drug addicts 'round here
I'm not OP and I don't know the girl in that pic...
I want OP to take a pic of her girl doing that with his thumbnail... for the lulz from making it smaller and because I find female tongues with nails hot.
>pog faggot detected
>roleplaying 15-year-old faggot detected
> Anonymous (ID: nKCd5Dl4) 04/06/14(Sun)02:26:01 UTC-5 No.540921284Replies: >>540921463
> Anonymous (ID: e9hLN8KN) 04/06/14(Sun)02:26:04 UTC-5 No.540921290
>deepthroat all the way to your balls
alcohol is a drug, you fuck.
jesus christ when you kill yourself make sure to stream it
no fucking way, that birthmark was on an ex.
... Is she redheadded?