I proposed to Lisa Ann one time None of you /b/ tards can top this

>>540761474
She's more built than you are. I bet she thought it was funny that a fucking skinny gay jew proposed to her.

>>540761770
be jealous I proposed to the cock queen.

You look like a queer dude, fuck pick up a weight every now and then.

>>540761770
this

What if she said yes?

>>540761474
There is a fucking naked porn star in front of you and the best thing you have to brag about is "proposing to her".

Man OP, your life must suck cock

>>540762000
Yet none of you faggots can top it.

Weird.

>>540762000
I think trips tops this

>>540761474
her tits are fucking nasty.

>>540762146

>proposing to a pornstar

I don't like her nipples.

>>540761474
>one time

i take it she said "no"

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OP reached beyond omega.

>>540761474
Ok. I proposed to a chick whose nipples point in the direction they're supposed to, after 10 fucking years of wining and dining her, and she actually said yes.

Beat ya there.

then a year later I told her to go take a fucking hike.

beat ya x2

>>540762323
The second time she considered it.

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I got a few pics with her, wont post cause I dont want you fags doxing me

>>540762146
I proposed to a girl i loved who loved me. Been married for 10 years.

Also fucked a porn actress in the early nineties.

is it just me or does she look manly?

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>>540762362
only the dead know peace from this autism

>>540761474

was she uncomfortable at all because of it ? lol

>>540762685
She was actually very personable.
Although she had 2 security guards around her when she wasn't on stage.

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>>540762765
Nigga we see that youre not OP. There are IDs now Einstein.

>>540762908
Posted from my phone, faggot.

>>540761474
wheres the ring?
Lisa Ann AIN'T GOT NO TIME FO YO DRUNKEN HALF ASSED PROPOSALS !

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I think that's pretty tight OP.

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>>540762961
So you went on /b/ with your phone, then decided immediately after to make an ass of yourself and use your computer? No wonder she said no.

>>540762908
Believe me now, faggot?

give op some credit. most of you nerds would jizz on sighting, much less have the balls to look at her, much less have the balls to go near her, much less have the balls to speak to her, much less have the balls to fucking propose to her jokingly

this man is alpha

i commend you OP

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>>540763107
Oooooo

Does she smell like ass

>>540762264
this

>>540763218
Nah.
She had a lot of tit glitter though.

>>540761474
heh, good shit OP

>>540761474
Jesus those tits look so fucked up.

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>>540761474

>>540762264
theyre looking him straight in the eyes.

>>540763132
just because i dont have the balls to run around the subway nude screeching like a pterodactyl doesn't mean the guys who did that last week was alpha.

>>540763361
Thought Lisa Ann was hot until i saw her naked tits.

>>540761474
Did you at least fucked her?

>>540763431
Top my shit and well talk faggot

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>>540763501
how did you think she was hot until you saw her tits? did you see her in a porn while she was fully covered or something? how does her fake tits surprise you exactly?

who would want to marry a whore?

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>>540763598
You're talking tough shit for an empty gesture.

>>540761474
Are you KassemG?

>>540763598
I actually married someone

>>540763598
you seem to be a bit too proud of this OP.. is your life really so terrible that this is like the highlight of your life? i bet your one of those faggots who are gonna end up telling this story in 10 years cuz its the only thing that has ever happened to you that was moderately interesting

props

Top what? How fucking lonely you are? How beta you are to propose to a lady who has almost taken more cock than you have? What's more beta than marriage? I've been consensual with a qt for 5 years and fucking whomever else I'd like on the side. I'll admit you have balls laying a hand on a disease ridden bicycle like that without fear of dying.

>>540763815
Have a fun time having sex to one whore

awesome time.

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>>540764013
Says the person who proposed to a whore. If it was an empty gesture with no meaning, then you shouldn't be so proud of yourself. It's as simple as that OP.

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>>540763993
>disease ridden bicycle
all of my sides

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>>540763759
did you ever wonder how many young girls it takes to fill every strip club in the USA? (assuming your usa, still applies worldwide)

they last like a year or 5, they refresh new talent every other week, then the countless numbers of whores you can find on the internet in your local listings - then think about what they do when they are not working - where they hang out, where they go to party, where they go to eat or drink, where they go when a dumb fuck like you meets them.

literally millions of girls a years

Are you sure you woman doesnt have a history? notice how girls smirk when someone brings up the topic of how girls all have their secrets

>>540764013
>Implying you had sex with her.
>Implying you've had sex with anyone.
lel

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>>540764013
$100 says he's having more sex than you'll ever have, so who cares.

OnT: Good for you, OP! MILFs are fucking great. Three years ago when I was 19, I was banging this 38 year old MILF who was extremely kinky: she loved piss, anal, fisting, having her ass and armpits licked, being spat on and more. Such a shame she had to move away due to her job.

Pic related, the MILF in question.

>>540764013
>having sex to one whore
>having sex to [quantity] [noun]

Have a fun time not having a university education, filthy lower class scum.

>>540761474
Dat uncomfortable smile. Or is she saying "Security!" out of the side of her mouth?

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>>540764331

Nobody has proved their better than me.
I guess you guys are all neckbeards.

>>540764581

i know the difference between "their" and "they're"

therefore i am better than you.

/thread

>>540764328
Would the sentence be fixed if he had just put "with" instead of "to"?

>>540764581
You're pretty proud of yourself for having never fucked a girl, much less the girl of your dreams. You're also pretty proud for someone who didn't succeed at wooing the easiest kind of girl. Did you not pay her enough or something?

>>540764581
I hold a masters in physics.

I'm literally magnitudes more important to the human race than you are, and I've only helped write a couple obscure papers.

>>540764698
For most cases, yes.

>>540764653
However, you don't seem to know what capitalization is.

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Good job OP. But I did blow with Gary Busey's son and then made out with Anna Nicole Smith in Barry Switzers skybox at a Cowboys game in 95 or 96. Meh.

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OP is too mad to respond to me. He realizes he's worthless. An hero OP, an hero.

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>>540764581
I'm better than you.

>>540764307

>>540764934

you are mistaking ignorance for laziness.

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>>540764653
OP just got murked.

>>540761474

That's going to happen

i agree OP serious lack of anything better

>>540762556
screenshot em

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>>540765049
OP got grammer'd

>>540765026
You are fucking lazy.

>>540765119
meh, not worth the risk for this thread

>>540764235
I'm sure because my girlfriend is still in highschool
get rekt pedos
I'm livin the dream

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>>540765248
Because you're too much of a sorry pussy ass to post shit.

What the hell is up with her breasts?

>>540764581
OP see
>>540762545

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>>540765356
oh wait, you just guilted me into it - I will post - just wait a few min while i find the pics... I will deliver...

just wait and refresh.. I will deliver...

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>>540765663
You're fucking retarded. I hope you die on your way to work today. Wait, jokes on me, you don't have a job. or friends.

>>540764653
virgin detected.

>>540763431
This.

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>>540765339
so you have a problem with people wanting to marry whores, and your defense is your fucking an underage girl? ooooookkkkkkaayyyyy

>>540764235
the difference between a stripper and a pornstar is that the pornstar is a whore. why would someone marry a whore.

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>>540765782
I would never wish harm to you, guess your the bad guy then eh? lemme give you a pic of something else, maybe we can be friends?

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>>540766181
Was that seriously a come back? Like I'm going to get off the computer and cry that I wished harm to someone I don't care about and they didn't feel the exact same? Faggot.

Doubt op is still monitoring but for the rest of yall - im a bartender in LA. I got head from stoya in my jeep a few years back. 7/10 ive had much better

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>>540766001
true true, good point, I don't think strippers are whores. good point.

I am going by the constant humm in my ear that the same faggots that say "never marry a whore" are the same faggots that say "never marry a stripper"

those types of faggots look at any woman in the adult industry as worthless just rustles my jimmes. but You are right, pardon my painting with too broad a brush

>>540766412
I'll elaborate if /b/ wants. I know none of you believe me, can't prove it after all. But nonetheless i will if theres anyone interested

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>>540766372
no friend, it was a half joke, rly, who cares about this - really? but no, I wish you mad good ass, a great wife, a great life and much success.

I took jealousy and envy out of my vocabulary long ago - you musty be the young one

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>>540766686
passive aggressive bitch.

>>540766678
Please do.

>>540766462
why is her glass empty? wtf

>>540766767
She was there to meet someone about future gigs/possible new management opportunities, etc and she got stood up. It was a slow night so i ended up getting her pretty lit as the night went on, knocking a few back myself. She kept telling me how beautiful my eyes are and casually hitting on me more and more the more she drank. She ended up staying til i closed at about 4am, sat at the bar giggling the whole time. As we walked out i offered to give her a ride home as opposed to a cab and her eyes lit up. We werent in the car 20 seconds and she went straight for the zipper. Sucked my dick for like 15 minutes and swallowed like a champ. I drove her home. Kiss on the cheek. The end

>>540761474
dude that sounds beta as fuck honestly

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>>540766758

no friend, this isn't PA, its being too old to care about arguing about chicks or peoples intentions about chicks. Lets talk about science/religon/politics or something then I Can get heated

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>>540767209
oh my god you are the fedora ass hole everyone hates being. This was a beta/cringe thread the whole time! Well played, OP. I'm impressed.

>>540765936
Not what I said at all.
He said you'll never know most women are whores.
I know for a fact my woman couldn't have whored even 1/100 as much as some bitches my age.

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>>540767380
you too friend, well played. respond made me laugh hah

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>>540767493
Thanks. Thanks for the thread too. I enjoyed being an ass to you.

>>540767150
Why didn't you fuck her?

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>>540767387
yeah ok
>my woman couldn't have whored
I worked or knew someone that worked in the bizz. *NO* man ever knew their woman worked in the biz, none. period.

just saying, take it for what you will. I'm sure you know that high school girl better than anyone. keep your guard up bud

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>>540762000
those trips man, you should fuck lisa ann

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>>540767658