New Zeaand thread? NZ thread.

mid canterbury here

shits boring

why are IDs even back?

Chch-fag

>>540271257

Problem with IDs is?????

CHCH uni fag here. Kirkwood sucks shit.

>>540271979
no problem m8. just why are they even back?

Bay of Plenty reporting in

File: blacksheep2.jpg~orig.jpg (23KB, 360x240px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 360x240px

go fuck a sheep

File: Princess Elizabeth (Girl Guide).jpg (33KB, 414x511px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 414x511px

God Save the Queen

>>540271979
>>540272086
now fite

>>540271257
wait they were gone at one point???

>>540272653

1v1 irl

>>540272086

Using 4chan in kirkwood?
Also uc fag

so who has drugs

File: 1373356109170.gif (325KB, 240x180px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 240x180px

Hello, boys!

rotorua reporting in

any kiwi bmx'ers or skaters?

THE MESSENGER FROM THE TRON IS REPORTING IN

BUD SCORES IN H-TOWN?

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>540274492
Every time hah

>>540274492
every marijuana you smoke kills a child

any one from SWEN221 here?
send me assignment code

>>540271257
>>540274492
just want u to know that ur my favourite poster

I am looking for a decent amount of marijuana within the Northern Regiin of Auckland. Does /b/ have anything?

lower hutt

hamilton 3216 here

>>540274397
Yeh mang, why that?

>>540275319
skater or biker?
just seeing if anyone on here does it any more

>>540273303
>>540272086

Hello fellow UC friends.

File: 1383900513042.jpg (28KB, 500x483px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 500x483px

Mt Roskill reporting in.

>>540276042
Hey cunts, UC here too. What you guys up to on a wed nite

>>540275632
Biker.

File: 074.jpg (69KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 500x375px

ello' ,Bruce!

>>540276448
Assignment/Test season so nm u?

>>540276752
Ye, writing this friggin PHIL essay. She'll be right.

>>540276042
>>540276448

Seems to be a few of us around.
inb4 /b/soc

>>540276171
i lold

TAURANGA BOYS COLLEGE REPRESENT

>>540277537
Hamiltron reporting

where my auckland bros at?

>>540277064
what on? whats the paper?

>>540277364
Can you imagine what a /b/soc would be like

Probably just neck-beards sitting around, objectifying women hahaha...

>>540277806
right here

File: 1373783990272.gif (1MB, 193x135px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 193x135px

>>540277581
Pergo et perago

Hawke's Bay, Haumoana fig. Welcome to Psilocibin season everybody!

>>540277816

Ehh PHIL110.

Doin mine on falsification, why its the best method to separate pseudoscience.

>>540277819

Well I hear there is a feminazi soc so might as well even up the playing field haha

Any of you go to the anime soc at all?

>>540278106
sounds better than some papers

first year?

Is it a common opinion among NZ /b/ that NZ is utter shit?

>>540277649
hamilton here as well

>>540278352
Yee. Lived in chch my whole life though. been on /b/ since I was like 15 haha..
Studying cosc, big suprise.

File: Screenshot_17.png (163KB, 268x262px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 268x262px

shannon here

Any of you other chch guys get up to anything fun? Are there any good bars or anything ya recommend? As far as i know theres no clubs or night life apart from bars

>>540278818

I heard the Craic was really good

>>540278981
Good joke

>>540270942
what are you expecting bro?

Chch here, boring as shit. God, how I ended up down here in the kingdom of cowboys, rednecks and cunts?

>>540278981

10/10
very funny

Just fat bitches and old people durrying out back

And drunk people attempting to sing..

File: oneshot.gif (736KB, 250x226px) Image search: [Google]

736KB, 250x226px

Where my drinking rum straight from the bottle bros at?

>>540279146

Yea, as far as I can see, just banter with mates. Good times and fun

Das the real prize

>>540279146
well normally i at least have weed

>>540278106
Did that paper last year. Wrote my essay the night before and got an A-

>>540275632
Sk8r fag here

>>540279878
Haha thats fuckin good stuff man. I'm not really working on it, just telling myself that

>>540280015
chch skaterfag here bros

queensgate chur

>>540275632

vic park local here (skater(

>>540280575
what like victoria park chch?

fuck i remember bunking school and skating there years ago..early 00's

he probs means akl vic park

>>540281069
ooh damn.. victoria park chch was an awesome street skating spot before they skate proofed it..

Auckland fag here born in South ak lived on the shore played all my rugby in East ak Mt Welly so ill rep for all of ak tonight I think sup boys!!!!

Whangarei reporting in, looking for someone to smoke up with, i got bud, anyone here?

CHCH here. Jesus fuck this city is boring. You know all I fucking did today was drive round summit road and get high as fuck on this shit. Also, this shit is fucking awesome.

What the fuck is there to do for fun in CHCH?


AND ANOTHER THING! I was in fucking new brighton of all the shithole places to be and I was kind of stumbling but playing it cool then this fucking fat bushmaori whore comes up to me and tells me to fuck off. Jesus fuck, I'm glad you don't have a fucking culture anyymore you filthy fucking broken shitskin nigger, fuck off and die cunt.

File: sfgh.jpg (17KB, 264x264px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 264x264px

>>540281685
yeah this stuff, imo better than weed

>>540281685
yeah brighton's fucked up man... was walking my niece through there last week.. 10am last thursday group of drunk homeless looking maori men and women.. i was ready to throw the fuck down.. always carry a personal defense weapon

>>540279264
Lol here?

and to think your brave ancestors were man enough to serve at places like Gallipoli, how you honour their sacrifice by wasting your life smoking weed and getting your children taken from you.

You cunts should have died over there, not them.

File: effay.jpg (386KB, 972x972px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 972x972px

>>540281685
pic related me in brighton

>>540282969
It was (technically) their choice to go to war. I know I wouldn't go to war.

>>540283093

a coward as well, how noble of you

>>540282992
1/8th Maori, bro?

>200 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started
someone hold me

>>540283326
0% Mario, mother's white NZ'r ..father's french

>>540283425
Fuckin ell mate, 200 words. do it in 20 mins

>>540283480
Oh la la, tres bien.

>>540282992
Brighton is a fucking shit hole.

>>540282992

U r so fat

>>540283282
Why do you think we should all go to war then?

>>540283425
pls be in london

Any chch graffers?

>>540283630
yeah it's fucked.. a long with Eastgate mall.. if you're feeling shitty about yourself.. just go to Eastgate buy a coffee and sit down and people watch... my fuck you'll see some fucked up people

>>540283748
Irishfag here, lived in chch for two years, lived in Cashmere and Papanui and technically the CBD next to Calender girls. I'm home here in Ireland a few months and broke as shit because no work. NZ I had company car, own car, own motorbike. Here I've got a shitty van and I can barely afford to live. Fucking love NZ.

>>540283531
>implying I can write 10 words per minute

>>540283667

Because the gene pool is better off without you lot, you cunts have never done a thing to influence the human race, the only good thing to come out of NZ were a few good men killed in action, a few footy players and Lord of the Rings, the rest of you pretend you are hard niggers living in the bronx

>>540273583
another reporting in

>>540283967
why did you leave?

>>540283967
What's Ireland like with all the immigrants? I hear you lot are getting it bad too now.

>>540284029
I am no way a hard 'nigger' living in the bronx... But does that fact that I was brought up in a good environment mean I'm not allowed to experience life in a certain way?

>>540284145

meaning get high and contribute nothing to the society that gave you said upbringing?

>>540283980
Finish it in 5, then, faggot.
Anyway, you've got to be 12 to have a 200 word limit.

>>540284305
No, I have never smoked anything. I am studying computer science in an advanced stream and hope to program for a living.

File: 2013-12-16 17.16.53.jpg (435KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

435KB, 960x1280px

>>540284136
Bad man. Romanians, Nigerians and Eastern Europeans have the country ruined, we let in any old cunt and the country seriously suffers for it. You guys and the Aussies protect your boarders well and full respect for it.

>>540284064

Didn't get a third year visa. I've applied for one here now and I'll know if I get one in a few weeks, I should, it cost almost 2500 bucks for a work visa. I'm in construction. Have a pic of some chick I was fucking there. She sent me pics wearing the Irish flag cos she misses my D.

>>540279182
this place is depressing as fuck. i prder the garden thing nearby, at least there is some pussy
>>540279276
cowboy are not fun. low trucks, rugby, beer and shooting is not fun. Hope there is a bigger quake that swallows the whole bloody place once and for all. I mean it.
>>540279397
weed doesnt solve the problem. you know.

Wellington is the place to be in NZ. Sure as shit.

File: yisimkiwi.jpg (8KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 259x194px

Oh hi guise,

was busy stocking the shelves with fake monster energy hats.....

Any dunedin cunts in here?

Warkworth/ Auckland here! Just finished my firearms safety test tonight. What're you fags doing?

>>540284305
And what puts you on a platform to tell other people how they should live their lives? Why are you special?

>>540284429
ughh uuh shudder

>>540284429
>You guys and the Aussies protect your boarders well and full respect for it.
This is a joke, right?

>>540277581
Who's this faggot

>>540284416

even if you arent lying, that would make you the only one out of the multitudes of your kind I have met, each of which being high and acting like they grew up in the hood

Good luck

File: 2013-12-16 17.12.17.jpg (443KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 960x1280px

>>540284656
Phahaha. Dude I'd fuck anything, Maori's included.

>>540270124
I didn't realize they had internet in New Zealand. What's next for your little country? The iPhone? Tablets?

>>540284029
>you cunts have never done a thing to influence the human race
so fucking what

>>540284305
since when does smoking weed mean you contribute nothing

>>540278581
lol Shannon, come visit Palmy brah

>>540284725
Probably Mr. Leslie.

>>540284754
Well thanks haha. Glad we got over the initial tension.
However, I think people can act however they want to. People can pretend to be all hard and shit if they want. Wutever haha

>>540284718
At least you make an effort. In Ireland we seem to welcome the fuckers in. Cunts from China, Nigeria and other shit holes coming over and living off welfare and popping out 20 kids each. At least you make it hard get in.

>>540284817
I heard it was going to be compulsory toothpaste.

>>540284559

I dont get high and act like a faggot in public

I dont try and act like a hoodrat in public

I volunteer as a way to give back to the community (working with mentally disabled kids + State Emergency Service)

I donate a portion of my wage to the Cancer Council

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO FOR THE COUNTRY THAT RAISED YOU?

>>540284817
there's talk about letting women vote in general elections

>>540285127
M8, we were the first to let women vote
#lrn2history
(unless thats what you were refrencing)

Christchurch!

Who else is around in the area?

>>540284817
Jokes on you, these kiwi cunts are running optic fibre to every premise in the country. Better than ausfailia now.
Source: I'm an Aussie in the telco infrastructure business

>>540285234
lower hutt here too bro

File: 1375183309568.gif (2MB, 350x197px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 350x197px

>>540285263

>>540285389
Yeah, UFB, that's going well isn't it?

Fucktard, they will never lay fibres to every premise, you couldn't even begin to comprehend the logistics.

Stop talking shit.

>>540285074
lol I was raised by my parents and extended family.

I pay tax.

Good for you if donating a portion of your wage to the cancer council and volunteering makes you feel like a better human being than the rest of us.. but c'mon, have a look around ..you're on 4chan.

I don't get high and act like a faggot in public either.. you save acting like a faggot for when you're on here obviously..

Kiwi internet and telecoms in general are WAY WAY behind Europe. I have a 100meg fibre line unlimited dl for 30 bucks a month. I think I was paying 100 a month for 4meg line and a 30gig cap...

>>540285558
>you save acting like a faggot for when you're on here obviously
word

>>540285880
We only have one fucking cable, so of course our internet is shit.

>>540285389
I all ready have ftp at 100mbs, don't care about anyone else.

File: sheep.jpg (191KB, 965x688px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 965x688px

>>540270124
question:
does this image turn you on?

>>540284817
Nah, we've had tablets for ages. They're the things you engrave shit onto, right?

>>540272535
There are more sheep in Australia than New Zealand.

Your joke is old.

North dunedin master race representing

>>540286223
But there are more dicks in sheep in New Zealand than Australia.......

File: image.jpg (32KB, 391x391px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 391x391px

Christchurch fag reporting

>>540286296
Probably more likely in their sister these days....

The amount of inbreds in unreal, especially the further south you go....

Research shows that people with totally fucked up teeth from birth are generally inbred....

Look around the people of nz, you will see a pattern emerging....

>>540286296
Okay, Im a NZer, but fuck man, funny shit

Elder Scrolls is down, has been since 6pm.

FUCK THIS SHIT MAYNE

>>540286469

TIL people play that

>>540286529
Go the fuck back to reddit, you queer little cunt.

File: dat speed.png (120KB, 567x411px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 567x411px

Mfw UFB in Palmy (although don't know what the FUCK is up with my upload tonight).

>>540286642

Stop pretending you don't regularly frequent Reddit like everyone else.

>>540286719
wow, you can hit your 30gig cap quicker....

File: 1369986546239.jpg (66KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 720x960px

>>540286816
>>30gig cap
>>cap

Implying I have a cap.
Implying I'm not on the same deal as Dotcom.
No seriously I am.

>>540286463
I've mouthed off about NZ for lulz but I have to say I've visited there a few times and loved it, friendly people, great scenery and good beer, my only off thing was I learnt to avoid drunk Maoris, fuck those cunts can fight.

Anyone know where to get meth in chch?
I got some valium (200mg) if anyone wants to trade?

Auckland here. Anyone around the Eastern Bays (mission bay st heliers sort of area) keen to do anything tonight?

File: superior version.jpg (92KB, 900x397px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 900x397px

?>tfw forgot how to greentext