need advise on how to seduce my lil sister.
After you rape a girl, she is more likely to comply with demands for sex.
You won't have to do it more than once or MAYBE twice. Be intimidating when you do it. It'll make her squirt AND make a second rape unnecessary.
its quite simple walk into her room naked and ask for a blowjob
if she says no just say quite playing around im serious give me a blowjob and i migth return the favor
if she tells your parents say you where just jokeing and that you have sick humor
rember dont be all nervous and shit cuz then you just seam creepy
now go fuck your sister
are you close to your sister now?
are your parents close?
in other words just go in there and seduce the shit out of her bro then come back and give us the news good or bad
also provide a timestamped picture of her or you will for always be considerd a liar
It's prolly tempting to use drugs like chloroform or some other shit, but don't do that, ever. You could kill her, or cause long-term damage to her brain/body. I feel your pain though, I wanted to fuck my aunt while she was sleeping real badly, and the only time I managed to do something was when she was a bit drunk and really tired. That was the only time she was sleeping heavily enough and gave me the chance to take her pants off and lick her pussy. Otherwise, she's a light sleeper, so doing more would've probably woken her up. Point is, don't use any drugs, they are efficient but aren't worth the risk.
>Call me a moral cunt
Be playful, but assertive.
Be confident and funny.
Throw around sex jokes here and there or just try to bring up the topic. Once she feels comfortable with this topic it's easy. There are SO many ways to transition into making the first move on her. Just be cool about it and leave yourself some room to back out and play it all of as a joke in case she's super freaked out by it.
Create a situation where she "accidentally" sees your dick. Judge her reaction. If there is even a hint of a smile. There's a chance. If she get's angry. Forget it, you will never fuck her.
start touching her more, not even sexually just like playful stuff, bump lightly into her, playful push, feel her legs with some excuse just act natural.
Dont go into thinking "I'm going to sleep with my sister" go thinking "I'm going to sleep with this girl"
Go about it how you would any other chick you wanna bang
Start conversation with her.
"How much money would it take for you to give some guy a blowjob on the 50-yard line during the Super Bowl?"
She says $1 million or something.
Then ask her, "How much would you charge to give oral sex to another girl on the 50-yard line during the Super Bowl?"
She says $1 million or something again.
Then ask, "What if you were the one getting oral sex from someone else? Would it cost more money, less money, or the same?"
She gives dollar amount. Hopefully, she will start asking you some of the same questions.
If she asks how much for you to do oral on a girl, just blurt out, "I'd lick your pussy for free any day."
If she gets mad, play it off as a joke. If she gets quiet, take her hand, lead her to the bedroom, and help her out of her clothing.
that food tray is placed in a fucking retarded place
make her catch you fapping or nacked with full hardon
buy her sexy clothes and tell how wonderfull she looks and how bad you fell cuz you really want her
always try to find a way to touch her
try to find a way to catch her nacked
ask her to watch a movie with you, hope its winter for you so you two can share a blanket and pick a movie with lots of porn scenes,
drinking or weed might help
do you have a pool ? get her a very sexy/small bikini if summer
lap chat ! lots and lots of cuddles !
hug her from time to time, tell shes a good sister and blah blah blah, do it 3 or more times a day ... after she gets used to hugging, always hug her with full hardon
improve your brother relation with her, make she knows and your sscrets and vice-versa
chicks wants to be desired, make she knows that you want her
sry my english
>hug her from time to time, tell shes a good sister and blah blah blah, do it 3 or more times a day ... after she gets used to hugging, always hug her with full hardon
I literally laughed my ass off at this one.
"Hold on sis, I can't hug you now. My cock is not fully erect yet."
This. It's fucking annoying when people cry about morales. "Boohoo you can't fuck your sister it's wrong in this society" they should mind more about their own business than cry to others how people should live.
you need the advice of that sage sister/motherfucker Pete
you have to impress her, show you are the alpha of the family. wear a necklace made of the teeth of your enemies and fart as smelly as you can on her presence, to show your guts are strong.
you can't. it's fucking delusional to think you'll actually have a chance to fuck your little sis.
go out and find a chick to fuck instead. plenty of young sluts who'll gladly fuck you if you're just somewhat attractive
Look, it's easy, put yourself in situations where 'she's' the instigator. Get into the bathroom before you know she's going to take a showr and let her find you in a state of undress. Be apologetic, but don;t cover yourself. If you come on too strong, you WILL blow it
well, there are million other grills who'd be lucky to know him, you know ?
But.... But there are bigger points to be made, for one what about the long term physiological damage that could happen in an incest relationship?
What about the long term mental health of OP, OP clearly has an unnatural sexual attraction and he needs help.
There are bigger issues here OP. Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
Hey, post moar of her please OP
well yes, but there's another very serious issue.
YOUR ID IS ANAL. DURR HURRR.
What picture? I dunno what you're talking about.
You don't have an ID, you're an anon silly.
No, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why you so paranoid?
so what we've learned from this thread is that anal is the best approach to do your own sister.
Anon there is no ID, you'r crazy.
Two adults having consensual sex is not traumatic, even if they are related.
Now, if she were FIVE...that would be different. But since she's of a legal age where OP is at, there's no risk of "trauma" if she consents.
A long term 'Anal' will cause prolapses and mustard gas
Then he is missing out on FREEDOM
Thank you, I hope OP listens to YOU
>pick a movie with lots of porn scenes
since OP's sister is 16, let's go a bit younger.
OP is apparently German, if I read correctly.
Having sex with a family member only has the power to give you trauma if fuckhead religionfags start beating you up and shit because of it. There's nothing wrong with two people choosing to have sex of their own free will, and nothing in the human mind that will suddenly cause a clusterfuck in your head just cause your dick touched your sister. It may not be common, but there are relationships out there between siblings in which both parties are perfectly healthy.
Oppressive Christfag demands have no place in morality.
He deserves to be anal in that case. Still keking pretty fucking hard over here
It's "fucked up" because you say it is, Anal. There is no physical or psychological mechanism that makes it harmful in any way. Also, molestation is by definition unwanted...so consensual sex between siblings is, also by definition, the opposite of molestation.
And incest is indeed illegal for a reason...that reason being the fact that Cristfags have a stranglehold on your country. In point of fact, Incest is NOT illegal in all states; I believe (if I recall correctly) it is perfectly legal in Alaska. Why do we care, though? Blowjobs are illegal in Georgia. I don't see you raging about them.
Let me guess...you are against homosexuality too, right?
alright guys, lets be honest, how many of you would actually have sex with your sister? in actuality you most likely wouldnt. its not okay.
clearly he cant get any other girls so hes going for the one he lives with.
anyone who stoops to that level clearly has no self respect nor any respect for their sibling.
well, consensual incest is a pretty rare mindset.
If the two soblings involved have not grown up together, I could see how an attraction might build up between them, but for the most part it's just a onesided fantasy.
that said, the anal-ID is still fucking hilarious.
This whore has uploaded to FB her masturbation clip, i have download the video and now im streaming it!
PIC OBVIOUSLY RELATED.
i have no problem with race, sexual orientation, or anything of the like, but, if it involves sex with your family i think its fucked up.
and i bet if he wanted to fuck his brother youd all take a completely different stance.
stop being horny ignorant assholes.
>god domnot fronk!
Oh it's absolutely rare, sure. And most siblings who grow up together never develop anything beyond platonic feelings. I'm not saying it happens all the time or it's not often a fantasy. My point is that it's not inherently immoral. Society deems it wrong, so it MUST be the ultimate evil act, right? Psh. In my opinion, as long as BOTH individuals consent to it, no sex is immoral or unethical.
The sticky part, so to speak, is deciding who gets to consent. Fortunately for OP, that's not an issue here as long as they are both adults...because adults can consent.
thanks, anal! (we all know it's you!)
I challenge you to give one reason why incest is wrong that doesn't include the phrase "because it's wrong" or "the bible says." Let's assume birth control is used, just to cover bases.
I'll give you an example of the type of argument I'm meaning. Rape is wrong because it's a violent attack on someone which violates their rights and very often injures them.
i get it, you were pulled from your mother's teet too early and you're lacking in maturity
im entitled to my opinion, just as you are. we disagree. my mind is not going to be changed and neither are yours
STOP BEING SO
STOP BEING SO ANAL
Have you heard of the No True Scotsman fallacy?
Furthermore, have you considered the possibility that normality isn't necessarily desirable? There was a time when no normal person could possibly believe that there wasn't a vengeful sky god who would smite you for not offering up the right supplications. Or to believe the world wasn't flat and at the center of the universe. That's a lame, cop-out excuse for reasoning.
Epic id ! , if i were you i wouldn't reset my modem nor my pc just to keep it
Another example of argumentum ad populum. So society chooses what's moral? Society used to think it was okay to sell black people. Just because society says something doesn't mean that something is correct or desireable.
Give me a reason why a consensual incestuous relationship can "Fuck you up for life." One reason, Anal. If you can articulate a single logical reason that can stand up to scrutiny I will admit defeat.
You need a way to make her trust you... She is conditioned (most likely) to believe that it is NOT okay to have a romantic relationship with a sibling... but, if you can make her believe that you are better than the society that built her ideology, everything you say can resonate much easier to her...
Maybe pay someone to bully her and until shes in tears and then have him take a punch or two from you and run away...
do this and other similar things... make her depend on you... and its easy
women... easy game
no 'fo real bro. Dat. ID.
If i were you, i'd see there a call of destiny. Who knows ? You might aswell be the new super-hero whose power is to sodomize everyone in only one sight.
Imo you should try it.
My god you guys even suck at raping bitches. Just use Xanax, she's tiny. Be fucking nice, not all weird and assertive. Stuff two Xanax bars inside a poptart or something and give it to her. Give her a beer or one drink and play super smash bros till she passes out. Then do whatever the hell you want, redress her, tuck her in, and go sleep in her bed. In the morning she won't remember shit and will think your a nice guy from covering we up and letting her sleep in ur room.