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need advise on how to seduce my lil sister.
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>>539792682

Is that your little sister? And what is her age>
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Just rape her
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>>539792769
16 now
and yea she is
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>>539792682
Scopolamine
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>>539792921
>>539792851
i want to fuck her more then once
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>>539793092

rape, scopolamine and basement dungeon
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>>539792875

Welp, 16's legal here in England anyways.
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>>539793254
could u do it?
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you have to think in God
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Are you dutch OP?
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>>539793735
german
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>>539793092
After you rape a girl, she is more likely to comply with demands for sex.

You won't have to do it more than once or MAYBE twice. Be intimidating when you do it. It'll make her squirt AND make a second rape unnecessary.
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Find anything to blackmail her
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>>539793929
Oh well I thought I recognized her. Anyway she is a qt
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First try knocking her out with a sedative, I mean really getting her out cold and feeling her up.
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"Wanna have sex?"
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>>539792682
its quite simple walk into her room naked and ask for a blowjob
if she says no just say quite playing around im serious give me a blowjob and i migth return the favor

if she tells your parents say you where just jokeing and that you have sick humor

rember dont be all nervous and shit cuz then you just seam creepy

now go fuck your sister
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You're probably ugly as shit. Just kill yourself.
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>>539794123
>>539794123
>>539794123
>>539794123

Was gonna say, this.

Either way this is fucked up. Call me a moral cunt, but I don't condone this.
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>>539794313
wow^^
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>take her to Lil Wayne concert
>give her drugs, of your choosing
>share alcohol with her, of your choice
>carry her home to her bed
>kiss her forehead
>masturbate
>fall asleep next to her bed
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>>539794349
i dont think this would work oô
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do the 4chan way, clorophorm
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>>539794367
>I don't condone this
>still give advice
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>>539794713

Ever watched Game of Thrones?
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>>539794713
Where do you think you are?
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>>539794554
dude ofc it would work!
when 4chan gives you advice you take them!
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I need more pictures of her to help you.
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>>539794936
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Find something to blackmail her,and emberass her somehow,also,need pic of her feet to analyse the situtation better.
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>>539794594
>chloroform
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>>539795019

I didn't have to seduce her, when I fucked her.
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don't
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>>539792682
are you close to your sister now?
are your parents close?

in other words just go in there and seduce the shit out of her bro then come back and give us the news good or bad

also provide a timestamped picture of her or you will for always be considerd a liar
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Drop hints
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>>539795303

hmm interesting
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>>539794313
This
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http://youtu.be/EonUQpMpbhQ
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>>539795342
It's really hurtful... so no, not cloroform, there are better "Date drugs"
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>>539794313
This indeed
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>>539795019
It's prolly tempting to use drugs like chloroform or some other shit, but don't do that, ever. You could kill her, or cause long-term damage to her brain/body. I feel your pain though, I wanted to fuck my aunt while she was sleeping real badly, and the only time I managed to do something was when she was a bit drunk and really tired. That was the only time she was sleeping heavily enough and gave me the chance to take her pants off and lick her pussy. Otherwise, she's a light sleeper, so doing more would've probably woken her up. Point is, don't use any drugs, they are efficient but aren't worth the risk.
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don't be a faggot op
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>>539792682

Chloroform

>>539794367
>Call me a moral cunt

Pic related.
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1 moar
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>>539794594
>clorophorm

Yeah, that's the 4chan way, knock her out with mouthwash ... or maybe if you hit her with the bottle...
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>>539795019
Stop the teese op
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give us some more pics of her
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>>539795891
>It's really hurtful...

Only if she's smoking at the time.

Okay, gaffer tape.
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>>539797320
she lets you take those pics of her?
just get in there and fuck her
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Do it.
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>>539794313
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>>539799238
5/10
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>>539797320
lel
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>>539798685
This OPIf she lets you take pics like that she wants the D 100%
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>>539797665
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>>539799634
u recognized that that was another person uploading pics of another girl?
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>>539799238
"I don't care. I want to fuck you until you pass out"
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>>539799914
stop it, shes so ugly
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>>539799914
>>539800036
no dont stop
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>>539792682
Jesus christ she is cute
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>>539800362
thats why i want to fuck her
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>>539800036
This
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>>539800521
nose/10
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Be playful, but assertive.

Be confident and funny.

Throw around sex jokes here and there or just try to bring up the topic. Once she feels comfortable with this topic it's easy. There are SO many ways to transition into making the first move on her. Just be cool about it and leave yourself some room to back out and play it all of as a joke in case she's super freaked out by it.
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Create a situation where she "accidentally" sees your dick. Judge her reaction. If there is even a hint of a smile. There's a chance. If she get's angry. Forget it, you will never fuck her.
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>>539799732

MODS MODS MODS
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>>539792875
fucking your 16 year old sister is legal in england?
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>>539801139
guess hes talking bout sex with 16. its legal in germany too. 14, if the parents allow it
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>>539801139

Well I mean you can have sex at 16.

>>539801287
this
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>>539801062
MOS COME FAST SHE´S MAKING FOOD! FUCKING ILLEGAL!
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Seduce like any other girl.
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>>539800951
this
start touching her more, not even sexually just like playful stuff, bump lightly into her, playful push, feel her legs with some excuse just act natural.
Dont go into thinking "I'm going to sleep with my sister" go thinking "I'm going to sleep with this girl"

Go about it how you would any other chick you wanna bang
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>>539801287
parents don´t need to allow it at 14. you are not allowed to abuse the situation,that´s all.
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Start conversation with her.

"How much money would it take for you to give some guy a blowjob on the 50-yard line during the Super Bowl?"

She says $1 million or something.

Then ask her, "How much would you charge to give oral sex to another girl on the 50-yard line during the Super Bowl?"

She says $1 million or something again.

Then ask, "What if you were the one getting oral sex from someone else? Would it cost more money, less money, or the same?"

She gives dollar amount. Hopefully, she will start asking you some of the same questions.

If she asks how much for you to do oral on a girl, just blurt out, "I'd lick your pussy for free any day."

If she gets mad, play it off as a joke. If she gets quiet, take her hand, lead her to the bedroom, and help her out of her clothing.
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>>539797320
that food tray is placed in a fucking retarded place
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>>539800997
That's how a friend of mine got to fuck his cousin
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>>539802257
I'm going to use this on all girls from now on. Whether they're related to me or not.
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>>539800521
her nostrils are so big that when i fart she can probably smell it from across the ocean
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make her catch you fapping or nacked with full hardon

buy her sexy clothes and tell how wonderfull she looks and how bad you fell cuz you really want her

always try to find a way to touch her

try to find a way to catch her nacked

ask her to watch a movie with you, hope its winter for you so you two can share a blanket and pick a movie with lots of porn scenes,

drinking or weed might help

do you have a pool ? get her a very sexy/small bikini if summer

lap chat ! lots and lots of cuddles !

hug her from time to time, tell shes a good sister and blah blah blah, do it 3 or more times a day ... after she gets used to hugging, always hug her with full hardon

improve your brother relation with her, make she knows and your sscrets and vice-versa

chicks wants to be desired, make she knows that you want her

sry my english
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>>539803830
>nacked
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>>539792682

How old is she and how old are you?

(Also, don't you think this is MORALLY wrong)
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>>539803830
>hug her from time to time, tell shes a good sister and blah blah blah, do it 3 or more times a day ... after she gets used to hugging, always hug her with full hardon

I literally laughed my ass off at this one.

"Hold on sis, I can't hug you now. My cock is not fully erect yet."
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>>539804106
>concerned about morals
>goes on /b/
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>>539804251
toplellest kek
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>>539804106
no why? im 18 sehs 16
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>>539800521
Dem nostrils.
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>>539804302

Am I not allowed to browse 4chan for a laugh and still think that incest is wrong?
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>>539804106
Not Op

Morals are bullshit, the only thing that matters is if what you're doing is harming someone else or not

If they both want it then its not harming anybody
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>>539804106
Westboro baptist pls go
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>>539804302
This. It's fucking annoying when people cry about morales. "Boohoo you can't fuck your sister it's wrong in this society" they should mind more about their own business than cry to others how people should live.
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>>539804497
I couldn't have said it better. This.


There's a place you can go where they'll reward you for how moral you can pretend to be.
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>>539804834
go back to reddit, there's the same jokes as in 4chan because they steal them jokes.Also there's the same kind of faggots like you.
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>>539804464

Incest can cause trauma even if she wants it.

16 isn't legal in some states.

Incest isn't legal.
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you need the advice of that sage sister/motherfucker Pete
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>>539794469

>take her to Lil Wayne concert
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>>539799462
Lel
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>>539805113
Shut the fuck up, this shit is awesome.
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>>539805113
u will cause trauma every time u have sex
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>>539805113
u will cause trauma every time u have sex
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>>539803625
i want to fuck her in the nose
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>>539805340
if you manage to seduce her pls write stories here with greentext
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>>539797320
fucking hell. spontaneous ejaculation seeing that one. just wake her up middle of the night, put her hand on your hard cock and get it going.
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>>539805862
also tape it and post it here pls.
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>>539805781
fcourse
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dude dylan is that you? arizona?
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>>539805340
for you
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>>539805113
>dat ID
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>>539806185
still germany, biiiitch
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your sister is a slut

just show her ur dick
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>>539805186
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you have to impress her, show you are the alpha of the family. wear a necklace made of the teeth of your enemies and fart as smelly as you can on her presence, to show your guts are strong.
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>>539801827
>Go about it how you would any other chick you wanna bang

Dude.. He's trying to bang his sister. He probably doesn't know how get with other grills
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you can't. it's fucking delusional to think you'll actually have a chance to fuck your little sis.

go out and find a chick to fuck instead. plenty of young sluts who'll gladly fuck you if you're just somewhat attractive
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>>539806603
This also beat up your dad in front of her, and then smack your mother.
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Look, it's easy, put yourself in situations where 'she's' the instigator. Get into the bathroom before you know she's going to take a showr and let her find you in a state of undress. Be apologetic, but don;t cover yourself. If you come on too strong, you WILL blow it
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She looks like a vapid whore. Seduce her with drugs and money. Seems to work on 99% of women
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>>539804686
/thread
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>>539806718

well, there are million other grills who'd be lucky to know him, you know ?
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>>539807126

I'm guessing this anon is in possession of neither drugs nor money
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>>539807106
dude.
Real life is not how it is portrayed in hentai and doujins.
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>not your sister
>you're some horny 16 year old that goes to school with her
>you will fuck your hand to thought of her for the rest of eternity
These are all facts, OP
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>>539804106
> dat id tho
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.

http://volcor.fr/6u
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>>539804106
>ID anal
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>>539804106
Hey
How iron-kek
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>>539807880
>>539807606
>>539806412
>>539807826

Yes, I know I have an unfortunate ID, but my points are still valid.

Incest is wrong
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>>539804106

Anal ID
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>>539808070
No, forget your point.
You are ID anal.
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>>539808564

I KNOW DAMN IT, I have a very unfortunate ID.

but what I was saying is more important.
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>>539808684


we should ANALyze his points
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>>539808672

Damn it. I was making very important points about morals and values!
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>>539808684
your ID is anal
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>>539808070
>>539808070
Incest might be wrong. But so is anal with your dog
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>>539808684
Anal, hehehe
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>>539808684
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>>539808672
>>539808801
>>539808842
Damn it. I was making very important points about morals and values

>>539808868
I agree bestiality is wrong too
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>>539808812
Tough fucking luck, ID anal. This thread is now about you.
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>>539799828
THIS FUCKING IDIOT
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This is either b8 or mental retardation.
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>>539804106
>4chan
>morals
okay
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>>539809013

All because of my ID?
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>>539809241
Absolutely!
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>>539809239
Am I not allowed to have morals?
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If you want to fuck your sister there's something wrong with you. Either man the fuck up and get a real woman or cut your dick off
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>>539809241
Yes, don't you understand? Have you ever been on this board? Ever?
Moralfag AND a Newfag. Not a good combo.
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>>539809448
But.... But there are bigger points to be made, for one what about the long term physiological damage that could happen in an incest relationship?

What about the long term mental health of OP, OP clearly has an unnatural sexual attraction and he needs help.
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>>539809698
anal.
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>>539793929
woher?
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>>539809919
das wüssteste gerne, was?
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>>539809809
Damn it.
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>>539804106
>(ID: anaI3vZ9)
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>>539792682
There are bigger issues here OP. Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
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>>539810061
lol anal
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>>539792682
Don't do it
It's not actually normal and it just seems like everyone does it here on 4chan

I tried and my sister won't talk to me anymore
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>>539810002
ne,eigentlich doch nicht
war nur anstandshalber

>also
almost quads
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>>539810061
Sorry, moralfag. Stop being anal, and we might listen.
>Sorry
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>>539792682

Hey, post moar of her please OP
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>>539810449
She is 16.
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>>539804106
DAT ID
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>>539810553
Close enough. Don't be so anal about it
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>>539810565
Is no one listening to my points? seriously?

I know I have a silly ID but we are discussing a serious issue.
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>>539810553

Oh. Never mind then.
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>>539810778
was the picture really needed?
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>>539810734
pretty nice troll. everyone takes you serious
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>>539810734
well yes, but there's another very serious issue.
YOUR ID IS ANAL. DURR HURRR.
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>>539802257
Shit that's a good way to pickup a girl anyways.

Fucken saved
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>>539811276
Don't..... don't take social/dating advice from 4chan
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>>539804497
Exactly.
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ID anal is in the market for his younger brother
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>>539811373
is incest still wrong if you only do anal?
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>>539811053

What picture? I dunno what you're talking about.
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>>539811548
1. Incest is ALWAYS wrong.

2. Can we get over my ID?
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>>539810734
shut the fuck up, anal
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naw, anal makes it okay
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>>539811548
nah mang, anything but the butt is incest, it's science
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>>539811652

What ID?
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>>539811780
Oh shut up.
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someone archive this
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just smoke some mary jane with your sister. Nice relaxant type and then just start off with slow touching and then just go in for the kiss. everything from there would be cake
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>>539811932
Please don't.
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>>539811859

Anon are you feeling ok?
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>>539804686
fucking this
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>>539812025

What's the matter anon?
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>>539812039
*anal* are you feeling okay
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>>539812039
Yes, but I am trying to make real points, and it is annoying that people are just focused on my Id
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>>539792682
shit man, i would definitely help you rape her as long as i get to hit that
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>>539811652
>Can we get over my ID?

You can't escape your destiny.
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>>539812184

You don't have an ID, you're an anon silly.
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>>539812263
Dude.... what the fuck is wrong with you?
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bumpan with wincest
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>>539812346
anal
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>>539805113
>check 'em
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>>539804106
thread successfully derailed
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>>539812398
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>>539810734
stop being so anal.
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>>539812346
anal i agree with you on the moral standpoint, however....
your ID is fucking hilarious
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>>539812025
>ID
>anal

lel
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>>539812497
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>>539812346

No, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why you so paranoid?
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>>539812538
I agree it is amusing, and thank you for finally listening to my points.
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>>539812583
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>>539812346
>ID: anaI
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>>539812665


>>539812635
so what we've learned from this thread is that anal is the best approach to do your own sister.
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>>539812635

Anon there is no ID, you'r crazy.
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>>539812802
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>>539812802
>>539812782
I get it, I have a funny ID, but can we PLEASE talk about the long term ramifications of what OP wants to attempt??
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>>539812976
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>>539792682
I tried with my sister in facebook chat and it worked, you have to go slow, don't scare her.

captcha: persuasion
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>>539813072
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>>539805113
Two adults having consensual sex is not traumatic, even if they are related.

Now, if she were FIVE...that would be different. But since she's of a legal age where OP is at, there's no risk of "trauma" if she consents.
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>>539813116
Don't encourage OP!
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>>539813234
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>>539812963
A long term 'Anal' will cause prolapses and mustard gas
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>>539813340
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>>539813203
The long term taboo of knowing you fucked your own family?

Also 16 isn't legal in every state, and incest is illegal
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>>539813245
theres no way to win, one must only read, watch, and enjoy the thread.
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>>539813410
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>>539813460
he isn't American. Get out of your bubble
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Incest is as wrong as it gets.
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>>539813539
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>>539813245
I just say the truth, you can go with your hand.
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>>539813631
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>>539792682
>Wait until parents leave
>Knock her out
>Rape
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>>539813714
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>>539813602
Then he is missing out on FREEDOM

>>539813627
Thank you, I hope OP listens to YOU
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>>539813882
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Try some dance moves
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>>539813973
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>>539813814
gtfo anal
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>>539813116
Go on.
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>>539814061
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>>539811652
Only the Sith deal in absolutes, Anal.
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>>539814143
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>>539813627
not according to the bible. how do you suppose we got 6 billion people from just adam and eve?
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>>539803830
>pick a movie with lots of porn scenes
Fuckin lol.
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>>539814225
Thanks for sharing, Really enjoyed that.
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>>539813814
your id makes me lol
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>>539797320
they have hannah montana in germany?
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>>539792682

Glory Hole
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>>539814393
It has been the butt of the joke for most of this thread,

No pun intended
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>>539814402
as i said, this is ugly little random bitch someone else posted. but yeah. we have
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since OP's sister is 16, let's go a bit younger.
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>>539814509
Tell you what, instead of incest with my sister, I'll anally rape your sister. Happy?
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>>539814509
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>>539814772
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>>539814509
the joke is getting rather anal-retentive
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>>539813460
OP is apparently German, if I read correctly.

Having sex with a family member only has the power to give you trauma if fuckhead religionfags start beating you up and shit because of it. There's nothing wrong with two people choosing to have sex of their own free will, and nothing in the human mind that will suddenly cause a clusterfuck in your head just cause your dick touched your sister. It may not be common, but there are relationships out there between siblings in which both parties are perfectly healthy.

Oppressive Christfag demands have no place in morality.
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>>539804510

>Rejecting morals while positing a moral stance
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>>539814801
I don't have a sister.....
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>>539814936
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>>539814250
THANK YOU
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>>539814867
I could not agree more.

>>539814879
It is fucked up, it would be like getting molested. Incest is illegal for a reason.
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>>539815110
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>>539814921
brother? cousin?
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>>539815213
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>>539815217
Only child, only female cousins are drug addicts.
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>>539815367
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>>539802330
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>>539792682
why do her lips have lips?
Why is she wearing that nigger chain?
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>>539815445
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i say we get back on topic. the OP hasn't even responded recently.
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>>539815539
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>>539814921
You don't have a sister yet you think you have any right to talk about the morality of incest? For fuck sake, that's like asking a virgin whether anal is better than PIV
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>>539815560
I think OP abandoned the thread
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>>539815356
>anal
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>>539809513
He deserves to be anal in that case. Still keking pretty fucking hard over here
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>>539815089
lol anal
like a asshole
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>>539815089
It's "fucked up" because you say it is, Anal. There is no physical or psychological mechanism that makes it harmful in any way. Also, molestation is by definition unwanted...so consensual sex between siblings is, also by definition, the opposite of molestation.

And incest is indeed illegal for a reason...that reason being the fact that Cristfags have a stranglehold on your country. In point of fact, Incest is NOT illegal in all states; I believe (if I recall correctly) it is perfectly legal in Alaska. Why do we care, though? Blowjobs are illegal in Georgia. I don't see you raging about them.

Let me guess...you are against homosexuality too, right?
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>>539815869
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>>539815642
lol anal
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alright guys, lets be honest, how many of you would actually have sex with your sister? in actuality you most likely wouldnt. its not okay.
clearly he cant get any other girls so hes going for the one he lives with.

anyone who stoops to that level clearly has no self respect nor any respect for their sibling.
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>>539807397
>>539807462
>>539809072
/thread
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>>539816005
hey, anal how did you change your ID?
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>>539816005
THIS.

He doesn't leave the house so he fantasies about the 1 girl he knows.
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i think this entire thread is a troll
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>>539813602
>mustard
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>>539815951

>>539815858
well, consensual incest is a pretty rare mindset.
If the two soblings involved have not grown up together, I could see how an attraction might build up between them, but for the most part it's just a onesided fantasy.

that said, the anal-ID is still fucking hilarious.
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>>539816228
Nah, incest is more complex than that. You have a natural repulsion to people with your same genes, for that to go haywire is more analogous to homosexuality than desperation
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>>539816005
To be honest, the reason I wouldn't have sex with my sister is because I absolutely hate the druggie lying bitch
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>>539816170
First of all, please stop calling me that.

And second, It is another person that supports my ideas.
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>>539816441
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>>539816529
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This whore has uploaded to FB her masturbation clip, i have download the video and now im streaming it!

>>http://past..ebin.ru/VfrJksPH

PIC OBVIOUSLY RELATED.
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i have no problem with race, sexual orientation, or anything of the like, but, if it involves sex with your family i think its fucked up.

and i bet if he wanted to fuck his brother youd all take a completely different stance.
stop being horny ignorant assholes.
double standards.
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>>539816620

>>539816441
>soblings
>god domnot fronk!
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>>539816723
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>>539816528
why are you so butthurt about incest anal?
are you repressing your urges to destroy your mom's anus so badly?
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>>539816790
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>>539816639
nah, nothing wrong with that either if it's consensual

We aren't in the 1840s anymore, get with the times you bigot
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there are so many girls out there and yet he picks the one that came from the same parents.
its rather pathetic.
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>>539814225
I enjoyed that as well. Thanks, anon!
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>>539808868
Fap ID
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>>539816441
Oh it's absolutely rare, sure. And most siblings who grow up together never develop anything beyond platonic feelings. I'm not saying it happens all the time or it's not often a fantasy. My point is that it's not inherently immoral. Society deems it wrong, so it MUST be the ultimate evil act, right? Psh. In my opinion, as long as BOTH individuals consent to it, no sex is immoral or unethical.

The sticky part, so to speak, is deciding who gets to consent. Fortunately for OP, that's not an issue here as long as they are both adults...because adults can consent.
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>>539816886
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Hey anon(anal)- if you believe in the bible incest is what got us here. I'm too edgy for the bible though so fuck you and your morals.
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>>14392771
lol op is a fa_
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>>539817051
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>>539816926
im not a bigot. i have liberal views like the rest of you.
but incest is where i cross the line.
and those suggesting rape are absolute pigs.
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>>539794053
Well, you're the fucking antichrist.
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>>539816639
>and i bet if he wanted to fuck his brother youd all take a completely different stance.

stop projecting anytime
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>>539815642
no im still here
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>>539817149

>>539816989
thanks, anal! (we all know it's you!)
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>>539817296
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My honest advice, don't.
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>>539817372
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>>539817170
Hint: a bigot never admits what he is.
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>>539817476
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>>539817292
Good,

Now tell me, why do you want to have sex with your family?

Why not some other chick?
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>>539817526
then couldnt i call you the same?
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>>539817557
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>>539817665
end.
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i think this thread consists of sexual frustrated young boys
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>>539817638
Shut up anal, we know you want that sweet sisterly booty
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>>539810207
>end apartied
Sounds immoral
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>>539817170
I challenge you to give one reason why incest is wrong that doesn't include the phrase "because it's wrong" or "the bible says." Let's assume birth control is used, just to cover bases.

I'll give you an example of the type of argument I'm meaning. Rape is wrong because it's a violent attack on someone which violates their rights and very often injures them.
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>>539817845
What a brilliantly intellectual point! I'm sure you're the boss of your 5th grade debate class
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dude lets get some drinks, some hash have a chill and talk her into it. Easy simple.
Where R U?
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>>539817974
The name anal is gonna follow me for the rest of the thread....
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>>539817638
Why would anyone want to have sex with any given individual more than another? You have such a breathtakingly simplistic view of how the world works, Anal.
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>>539818181
Maybe you should stop being anal about this incest thing since you clearly never got that sweet sister to blow you on a nightly basis
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>>539817974
>>539818024
i get it, you were pulled from your mother's teet too early and you're lacking in maturity

im entitled to my opinion, just as you are. we disagree. my mind is not going to be changed and neither are yours
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>>539818181
Yes. Yes it will. This IS 4chan, not sure why you expected any different.
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>>539792682
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>>539818265
Because no normal person wants to have sex with their own family.
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>>539815045
someone should make a gif of this
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>>539818181
your id is literally anal
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>>539818329
>mfw you are so new you need IDs to tell people apart
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>>539818419
>>539792682
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>>539815089
>Incest is illegal for a reason.
And that reason is it causes fucked up babies

By that logic though, nigger sex should be illegal
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>>539818443
Please don't.
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>>539818181
HEY
HEY ANAL
HEY
STOP BEING
HEY
STOP BEING SO
HEY ANAL
STOP BEING SO ANAL
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>>539804686
IN THAT ORDER
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>>539818265
Have you heard of the No True Scotsman fallacy?

Furthermore, have you considered the possibility that normality isn't necessarily desirable? There was a time when no normal person could possibly believe that there wasn't a vengeful sky god who would smite you for not offering up the right supplications. Or to believe the world wasn't flat and at the center of the universe. That's a lame, cop-out excuse for reasoning.
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>>539818443
Please do.
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>>539818441
It's true that the vast overwhelming majority of people have no interest in sex with family. That doesn't make it immoral. That's what we call an argumentum ad populum.
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>>539817296
Think what you want, but I just didn't want to bump faggot OP's thread.
^real id
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>>539819089
Don't encourage this idea.
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>>539817665

hey, Anal. Read this page. could have something to do with you
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>>539818602
Please encourage this idea.
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>>539819130
It is immoral because it goes against societies standards.

Also even a consensual incest relationship can fuck you up for life
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>>539812963
nice id bro
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>>539819202
> dat id
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>>539803830
This whole post.. I cant even...
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originally i was in favor of the whole "anal ID" joke, but now its just not very funny.

HEY! let's make the joke better by continuing to kick the dead horse!
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>>539818602
Epic id ! , if i were you i wouldn't reset my modem nor my pc just to keep it
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>>539819780
I KNOW
>>539819551
I know I have a silly ID damn it
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>>539819403
Another example of argumentum ad populum. So society chooses what's moral? Society used to think it was okay to sell black people. Just because society says something doesn't mean that something is correct or desireable.

Give me a reason why a consensual incestuous relationship can "Fuck you up for life." One reason, Anal. If you can articulate a single logical reason that can stand up to scrutiny I will admit defeat.
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>>539819932
meanwhile 'anal' is furiously masturbating over all the attention he's getting by acting like a faggot...
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someone pls archive this thread, this is so epic
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>>539819993

lol your ID is anal
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>>539820162
Anally masturbating I bet.

What a faggot.
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You need a way to make her trust you... She is conditioned (most likely) to believe that it is NOT okay to have a romantic relationship with a sibling... but, if you can make her believe that you are better than the society that built her ideology, everything you say can resonate much easier to her...

Maybe pay someone to bully her and until shes in tears and then have him take a punch or two from you and run away...

do this and other similar things... make her depend on you... and its easy

women... easy game
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>>539820216
i agree, this thread is rather incredible
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>>539819993
no 'fo real bro. Dat. ID.
If i were you, i'd see there a call of destiny. Who knows ? You might aswell be the new super-hero whose power is to sodomize everyone in only one sight.
Imo you should try it.
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>>539820306
>conditioned
>not okay

No kidding. Just look at Anal
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>>539820378
This thread has mostly been about my ID
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That's some killer crack. Thus Anal's point is invalid.
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>>539820565
you have to admit its rather funny. try to just take it lightly bro
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>>539820565

and did you notice it says anal?
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>>539820703
I did in the begining but it is getting annoying.
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>>539820565
that's why it is so incredible. thanks anal for making my fucking day
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>>539819993
hey, stop reading them and try to shitpost.
THEN they'll read you.
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>>539820803
well the thread is dying down so i might hop onto another soon
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>>539820803
So you're gonna turn into hemorrhoid ?
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>>539801763
Hey OP, stop going for lolis and go for chicks who actually have tits like this one
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>>539821035
THIS.
HOLY SHIT AHAHA
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>>539821143
Exactly, I personally go after cougars.
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alright i think its time for the thread to be executed.
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>>539821441
archive it first, then execute
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>>539793929
as if. noone in germany wears gold chains.
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>>539821576
how
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>>539821441
so we say all
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>>539821250

that sure is a pain in the ass.. but dont be butthurt, anal
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damn, fuck it
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ya'llsuck
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>>539821250
anal
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>>539792682
My god you guys even suck at raping bitches. Just use Xanax, she's tiny. Be fucking nice, not all weird and assertive. Stuff two Xanax bars inside a poptart or something and give it to her. Give her a beer or one drink and play super smash bros till she passes out. Then do whatever the hell you want, redress her, tuck her in, and go sleep in her bed. In the morning she won't remember shit and will think your a nice guy from covering we up and letting her sleep in ur room.
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alright, best of luck to all of you.
especially anal.
peace.
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