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Creepy and odd animal thread. :)
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>>538105035
kill it with fire
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That's a kabuto
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>>538105035
2/10
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No.
saged.
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you can grow tiny versions of those things like sea monkeys, only bigger and cannibalistic
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>>538105132
3/10
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>>538105208
4/10
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>>538105035
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>>538105293
5/10
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>>538105132
I forgot what these are called. I heard they can inadvertently be added to fish tanks as an egg or larvae and do this when they get bigger. I had a nightmare one of these got into my tank. Nothing survived
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Pure nightmare fuel....Good thing they only live thousands of feet under the ocean.
Of course he can just reach up and drag you down if he's in a bad mood...
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>>538105374
6/10
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>>538105208
what the actual fuck
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>>538105035
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>>538105374
A butterfly atlas. Big as fuck.
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>>538105456
7/10
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>>538105035
MOAR
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>>538105580
8/10
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>>538105035
Those flappy parts remind me of a beef roast.
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>>538105448
He looks like hes in a bad mood
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>>538105651
9/10
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>>538105293
every time I watch this gif, and every time I hope the fucking lizard will run
WHY DOESN'T HE RUN
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>>538105035
Feel a tingle? It might be on the back of your neck right now;;;
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>>538105035
I don't get why people think those are scary.
Cool as fuck, mang.
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>>538105756
DOES HE ENJOY PLAYING WITH FIRE? WHAT THE FUCK
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>>538105756
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>>538105756
10/10
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>>538105293
creepiest shit ever
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dat ass
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>>538105293
Why would you do this to a gecko, they make awesome pets.
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>>538105859
poor guy doesn't know why everyone is running away
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>>538105756

wtf is this shit nigger what is he doing!!!
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>>538105948
okay now that is cool, but i am still sad about the gecko
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>>538105208
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

This made me shit my pants
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>>538105942
Sperm Whale?
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>>538105948

oooo so pretty!!!
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I hate this thread. Why am I still in it?
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>>538106037

geoduck!!
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>>538106012
Yeah. Pour one out for our little lizard homie.
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>>538105448
I have to see this thing moving.
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>>538106037
Looks like a bunch of rectums
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>>538106059
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>>538106037
Uncut penises, my biggest fucking fear!
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I wanna stick mah dick in this!
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>>538105035
horseshoe crab
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>>538106037
Boy, do we have some work to do here
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I'm in your dreams, stealing every last hope...
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>>538106195
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIxcN0-v_pI
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>>538106032
You don't know what a sperm whale is. Nah I'm gonna assume you do.
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Parasitic round worm exiting the host spider after it is sprayed with bug spray
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Have bump.
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>>538106320
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>>538106320
Picture doesn't even show their creepy pap smear finger.
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>>538105374
That looks cute and horrifying at the same time.
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>>538105942
such bullshit. none of which is up to scale
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>>538106121
yeah buddy, whiskey on the floor for the geckos that are no more
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>>538106228
Too bad that behind that little flap is a row of dozens of razor sharp hook-like teeth and poison glands
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>>538106134
he wanted a piggy-pack ride! ^___^ CUTE
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>>538106124
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSf5a3TY-O8
Suprisingly graceful...and surreal
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>>538106432
That one time killing spider bro was good for spider bro.
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>>538105432
Bobbit Worm, and yes they can.
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>>538106261
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
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>>538105208
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>>538105507
Atlas moth
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>>538106032
>>538106370
Sperm Whale is a whale made of hundreds of thousand men who have contributed with their sperm into the ocean, some female whale catches them like the little bitch she is, and thus sperm whale was born.
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>>538106628
photo shoop
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>>538106432
FUCK.
what kind of spider is that?
what kind of parasite has the balls to fuck a spider like that?
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>>538106628
filename, anon
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>>538105859
me in highschool.gif
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>>538105789

i'd guess its because the lizard is already dead
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>>538106607
Nice.
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>>538106553
is not even
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>>538105929

I agree. Kill the fucking skitterbug and feed it to the gecko.
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>>538105293
what a stupid ass worm, it's fucking lunch is right in front of it's dumb face and the stupid mother fucker bumps into like three fucking walls trying to find the god damn lizard. Makes me wonder how these dumb little shits ever survive in the wild when their food isn't boxed in with them, but then the stupid ass lizard is just as fucking brain dead and just sits there like "maybe if i stand real still he wont be as hungry when he finds me." dumb fucking lizard that's now how this works! Jesus Christ nature is stupid.
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>>538106680
Sperm whale is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of nothing.
Seriously tho its the only toothed whale we have left from memory, the last of the carnivorous hunting whales, also one of the loudest animals.
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>HURR
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>>538106740
round worm.... sorry. i was too distraced by the coolness of this thread
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>>538106857
Pretty much because pound for pound nothing fucks with a centipede they're just steamrollers of death, smarts aren't required when you just eat everything you encounter.
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>>538106432
How the fuck does that even fit in there?
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>>538106680
Really? Fuck it
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>>538106910
lmaoroflcopter schwaschwaschwaschwaschwa

For real tho, I laughed.
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>>538105651

all my fucking wuts
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>>538105756
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>>538107060
Just a crab moulting in time lapse.
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these make nice disposable pets
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>>538106660
is that real? Im a south african and i have had some big spiders in my room, but this thing looks like a lab accident.
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>>538105651
What am I witnessing here?
Is that the same animal 'shedding skin' or a parasite?
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>>538107152
It's Australian, I believe.
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>>538105035
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>>538107152
Nah it's not real.
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>>538107181

molting. exoskeletons don't grow that much so they shed em when they're too small for new ones to form.
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We have these where I live
1/2
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>>538107181
>>538107060

Should've paid more attention during biology, this is how crabs reproduce.
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>>538107237
We have spiders that big but the shape is all wrong, only the funnel web would possibly be even close to that large with that body shape but even then I highly fuckin doubt it. Also you wouldn't approach a funnel web like that retard.
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>>538105132
NOPE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpD8jWvYEHI
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Giant birds used to eat proto-horses
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They're like living teddy bears, but their newborns are goddamn horrifying.
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>>538105664

There's some creepy fuck fondling him with a weird smile on his face so yeah, probably annoyed.
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Here's that testicle eating fish from sweden.
No srsly
http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/11/testicle-eating-fish-on-the-loose-in-sweden-prompts-warning-to-keep-trunks-on-3919274/
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>>538107335
forgot pic
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>>538107247
deep sea life is like shit from another planet
fuck the sea and its mysteries
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>>538106432
now that is disgusting!!
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>>538107440
up close
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chimeras happen sometimes in lobsters
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>>538107516
bros got better teeth than i do
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>>538106059

That's like expecting to be able to leave 4chan altogether. It's like watching someone on fire. Part of you wants to help, part of you wants to run, part of you wants to watch and the /b/ part of you suddenly craves bacon and smores.
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>>538106787
Internetfights.gif
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>>538107540
is that real or just two lobsters glued together
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>>538107649
Or a half cooked one?
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>>538107649
My head says the former, but my heart wants it to be the latter.
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>>538107456
>>538107335

2/2
We also have these. Tarantula Hawk. Their sting is the second highest on the pain index scale, second only to the bullet ant.
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>>538107649
real, something to do with zygotes merging in a single egg, making a weird hermaphroditic lobster mutant.
http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2007/06/04/halfcooked-lobster-the-result/
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>>538106778
cough, im in idiot cough
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>>538107152

Look at the lighting direction. It looks almost twice as thick as it really is due to the shadows. It looks like a common huntsman just chilling on that wall saying g'day mate to everyone passing by
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>>538107747
Yeah mang, wasps/hornets fuck shit up hard. Worst I have to worry about though is paper wasps or if you're really unlucky european paper wasps.
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oh hai!
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>>538107803
>>538107540

The real question is, how does it taste
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>>538106261
This is why I'm scared of the ocean. We haven't even discovered 10% of it so we don't even know what the fuck is in there
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>>538107898
Like seafood.
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>>538105132
>>538105208
>>538105293
>>538105374
>>538105448
Nope
>>538105651
>>538105909
>>538106432
all of my nope
>>538105859
>>538106331
>>538106787
heh heh heh
>>538106660
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>>538107871
ARE YOU READY TO ROOOCK!
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>>538107440

swedes have nothing to fear though, I believe they cut their sons penises off and leash them at childbirth. All hail nazifeminism
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>>538107816
Nah the body/leg ratio is too fucked to be a huntsman, that fucker is fake. Although Huntsmen do jump and scare the shit out of you as you prolly know.
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>>538107868
these fucking things give me the chills
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>>538107916
nigga that's a bunch of fucking jellyfish. there are far worse under there
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>>538107898
delicious I'd imagine
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>>538107874
I just...I don't know anymore
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>>538107868
my body shivering imagine that bloody mother fucker get me in m mouth
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>>538107874


fuck that fucking shit

This image literally makes me shudder
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>>538107916
You're right. Fukushima is gonna wipe it all out in a few years anyways. Enjoy your sushi, boys.
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>>538107993
Nigga I didn't know that fuck you
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>>538108039
seriously fuck these things
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.gif too big to load here:

http://i.imgur.com/34Jep7u.gif
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>>538107868
Not sure if it was real but I saw a gif of a fisherman holding a fish by its mouth to show of one of those guys and it ran out up his arm.
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>>538108096
They're actually plankton.
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>>538108096
also falling coconuts kill more people then sharks per year
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>>538108139
thats from a movie
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>>538108071

If I recall correctly, it's a type of parasite that replaces the tongue of the host fish and then steals food while living there.
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>>538107898

I'll bet you're fucking asian.

I was out for a road trip a few weeks back, and we hit a kangaroo. After inspecting the damage and deciding to head back, the fucking asian in the back seat goes "maybe we should turn around and get the kangaroo so we can eat it later"

I wish he was kidding.
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>>538108143
It's from a horror movie. But the animal in the movie is based off of a real animal.
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>>538108167
>salps
>plankton
pick one
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>>538108179
this.
The Bay or whatever. Same people who did Cloverfield.
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>>538108180
yeah you right
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>>538105909
its like human anus on spides
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>>538108235
nigga my b, chilll
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Bees used to be fucking huge
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>>538108085

>implying a few million litres of radioactive waste water is going to do shit to nature

Look at chernobyl, it's a fukken paradise for nature because humans can't really survive in the heaviest irradiated areas. The wildlife there just doesn't live long enough to develop cancer.
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>>538108136


here are some giant wasp stings

the poison is quite potent

I wasn't going to china anyway
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>>538107247
POOOOOOOOOOOW POOOOOOOOOOOW POOOOOOOOOOW POOOOOOOOW
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>>538108267

Maybe we should market these things to fat people, seems a lot less dangerous than stomach surgery.
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>>538108325
Nuke 'em. Nuke 'em all.
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>>538107481

watchu talking bout m8, deep sea is awesome.
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>>538108143
see
>>538108139
link is pic you're thinking of
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>>538108325
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>>538107649
>>538107681
>>538107696
It's called a chimera. Basically, embryos get fused together at some point during development.
It can happen to people too. There was this woman who had her kids taken away for some reason and DNA testing showed that she had absorbed her dead twin's ovaries.
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>>538108398
Seriously, why do we let some of this shit live? They can't be THAT important to the ecosystem
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>>538108370
Beat me to it.
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>>538108398
"The only good bug is a dead bug"
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>>538107874
ALL SHIPS COME ABOUT 360 DEGREES. FIRE MAIN CANNONS!!! MOBILE SUIT TEAMS LAUNCH!!! COMPANY COMMANDERS UP FRONT GELGOOG AND ZAKU CANNONS STAY BEHIND AND GUARD YOUR SHIPS!!! FIRE AND EMERGENCY CREWS STAND READY!!! THIS MAY BE THE LAST FIGHT WE EVER SEE MEN SO HOLD NOTHING BACK!!!
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>>538107898
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKE!?
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>>538108447
a chimera you say?
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>>538108459
Wasps just eat and kill shit
at least bees make honey and try to stay out of our shit, wasps give zero fucks and exist just to be dicks
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>>538108398
I say we nuke the site from orbit...
....It's the only way to be sure.
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what? no camel spiders?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_OAzfZEFI
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>>538107181
It's called molting, and any animal with an exoskeleton does it, meaning spiders, crabs, scorpions etc etc.
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>>538105448

There is an 80's sci-fi movie about some deep sea research lab where some dude is infected by something down there while out on an underwater walk or some shit and turns into some giant mutated crab creature.

Movie was great really.
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>>538108545
I remember I got stung by a yellow jacket at the fair. Ruined my whole day
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>>538108586
No.
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>>538108545
I wanna take an aerosole and a lighter to that shit.
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>>538108643
Ohh interesting, so these are called yellowjackets in America?
Because it looks almost the same as what Australians call a paper wasp(due to nest) and yeah man they're no fun.
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>>538107360

yeah those things are bad news
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>>538108314
so were dragonflies
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>>538108619
Ya talkin about this?
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>>538108178
duh, there are no sharks under the coconut trees
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>>538108545
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>>538108826
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>>538108724
http://www.thebeehunter.com/types-of-bees.html

>>538108784
based carboniferous period
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>>538108831
People THEN sharks. They roll in the water and explode. And it increases every year.
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>>538108862
omnomnom
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>>538108831
what if i told you there were trees that dropped sharks instead of coconuts?
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>>538105448

this kills the crab
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>>538107874

imagine their nest... O_O
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>>538108896
pretty much this.
coconuts are fucking hostile
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>>538108896
Holy. Fucking. Shit. We're fucked.
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>>538108989
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
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>>538108875
Cool, they look like the same animal.
We have two types, paper wasps and european paper wasps, the first is painful the second is dangerous.

>pic related - Perth paper wasp
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>>538108216
What wrong with eating raptor deer?
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>>538106432
this fucking thread is scaring more than anything on /x/ or any gore
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>>538109062
Ohh dude, that's fucking awesome, never heard that before - thankyou.
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>>538105456
ALL OF MY NOPE
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>>538108724
there are so many goddamn species I don't know what is what. I've always called the yellow wasps yellow jackets. But I live in the northeastern US and see tons of shit
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>>538105756
shit nigger what are you doing.
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>>538109058
We have a large variety here in the states, but all of them are just painful, I don't think they are dangerous unless you have an allergy.
Even so I avoid these things like they're on fire.
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>>538108643
Did it hide in your soda can? Because they do that. They love that sugary taste. And they can sneak in when you're not looking...
>>538108389
Horrible fucking idea son...
It'd be like that movie Teeth. Except far far worse...

Also...Behold. The Thing that should not be...
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>>538105814

cool im surprised its real
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>>538105035

personally i find them cute
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>>538109192
Yeah they're antsy as, I generally only approach them if they're nesting on my house and it's with a spray can and lighter.
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Looks like trilobites acted just like pillbugs do today
neat to observe the behavior of something that's been extinct for millenia
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>>538108826

Yep. There was another one too I believe. It was piggy backing off the success of Aliens and basically the two movies marketed as the ocean is more alien than space.
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>>538109206
Nope. I was just walking and that nigger came up on my arm. But yeah, I've learned that about cans. I usually stuff a napkin in the top if I don't drink it all right away.
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>>538108014
food of today and the future, dear god why.
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>>538107456
I hate this thing, i have dreams that this gigant motherfucker eat me
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>mfw wasps
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>>538105580
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpgiVDUZia0
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>>538106774
Same here, bro. Same here.
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>>538107605
BEST DESCRIPTION OF US EVER
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>>538107237
FUCK AUSTRALIA.
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>>538108139
>http://i.imgur.com/34Jep7u.gif
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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This microscopic little shit can survive dehydration, freezing, radiation, fucking space, hundreds of years, and it still keeps going.
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>>538109606
you saw that shit on cosmos lol
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>>538109192
Plus those fuckers get pissed easily and stay pissed for up to a week & they gather up their pissed friends to ruin your day.

They know you are afraid of them and troll you.
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>>538107440
Fuck yeah, Jeremy Wade.
Also, normally vegetarian pacu, found in Amazon and in this episode Papua New Guinea, in the Sepik River, where they ate everything in the river and started eating flesh instead.
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>>538107868

2 things have bothered me on /b/. this and adalie rose or wutever that freaks name is. disgusting
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>>538109690
They're always pissed. They literally sting you for no reason. I've had it happen three times.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPX0MSX5oBM
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>>538108014
thousand of black locust feast upon my genitalia
this is the final orgy of satanas
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>>538105756
Reminds me of my brother. As a kid he used to slap bees whenever they flew by. He got stung every single time.

Then after a long while of doing that I noticed he wasn't even reacting to getting stung. Apparently he had become immune to honey bee venom, so he didn't really feel their stings. He used that superpower to scare people by snatching bees out of the air and crushing them.

Then he tried that shit on a yellow jacket and it hurt like a motherfucker. Apparently they have a different type of poison than honey bees.
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>>538105909
I want to hold it down and get a mould of that ass medallion. Start a civilization that uses 'em as money.

Best way to prevent counterfeiting, really. Nobody's got the balls to make the money themselves.
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>>538109650
science has been hype for tardigrades for a couple years now, but it was cool to see NDT make others aware of them

>>538109973
They bite instead of stinging, unless i'm mistaken
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>>538109973
That happens with mosquitoes. If you ever find yourself in Alaska, you'll notice the natives don't even react to them.
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>>538108784
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>>538110041
Can't I just make a medallion from a cast made from another one?
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>>538109650
that one has been known for a long time
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>>538110148
mold degradation bro
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>>538110060
Makes sense. Why would the body reacting to something that it's dealing with 24/7? Just a waste of resources to bother swelling up and itching over something inevitable and common.

Doesn't mean they aren't catching the skeeter funk though.

>>538110148
Clever girl
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>>538110205
omg the face that makes
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>>538110210
I kind of want to be exposed to it because fuck mosquito bites
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>>538110056
You're mistaken.
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>>538109206

I see what you did there
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>>538110056
I think you are mistaken, they have different venom
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>>538108447
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>>538105814
cool backpack tho
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>>538110276
Unofficial state bird of Alaska
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So, no one here is creeped out by snakes?
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>>538106910
DOPEFISH LIVES
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>>538106228
dont sticking ur dick in their will create
mustard gas!
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>>538110556
I see what you did there
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>>538107419
Terrorbird
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>>538107804
>cough, im in idiot cough
>im in idiot cough
>in idiot
I hope you did that on purpose.
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>>538110937
I'm glad we don't share the planet with those huge fucks, just emu and ostrich.
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>>538110781
Deadliest animal ITT...
if you count the millions of malaria deaths worldwide they put sharks and bears and snakes to shame.
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>>538110842

Usually not. Yours is more scary than it is creepy. And I mean fucking scary.
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>>538105835
>>538105987
>>538105987
>>538109189

Male wasps.
Male wasps don't have stingers.
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FUCKING NOPE!

via cracked:

These are called Demodex, and they're mites that live on everyone's eyelashes. They feed off of the dead skin cells and oil that collect in your follicles.

Demodex actually come out onto your face at night to breed, and then return to your follicles to lay up to 25 eggs.
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wtf nature why just not make furry cute animals and delicious sea food you have to try this awful experiments also?
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Do not bother animals
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>>538105756
bioshock comes to my mind
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huh. something intelligent and interesting on /b/.

i need to pinch myself
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>>538111103
How do they know with 100% accuracy those are all male? Fucker is still playing with fire.
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>>538110842
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>>538110842
Nope. Not in the slightest. Big ones, small ones, venomous ones, it doesn't matter. I kind of like them and ever since I was a little kid I would catch them.

Spiders are my kryptonite. Kill them. Kill them all.
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>>538111281
Oh, come on. That poor thing.
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>>538105320
oh jesus, i thought those were extinct
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>>538105814
semms not so creepy.
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>>538105132
this kills the fish
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>>538110842
Not an anaconda, probably an African rock python or Burmese python. And no, snakes don't freak me out, Got a 4 foot ball python chillin in the other room, had a few different kinds as pets over the years. Cool and beautiful critters.
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>>538111276
They're probably farm raised.
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>>538111404
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>>538111129

I don't find this creepy for some reason

they are too small for me to give a shit. Munch away at my dead skin, busy little servants
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this one is pretty
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>>538111038
deadliest animal is man
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>>538105189
Had those when I was like 9 years old. Good times had, my first attempt brought a monster to life that ate alle the others, that shit was like 10cm long when it died.
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>>538111427
I'm just going to come out and say it...

I don't know anything about bugs or why that would matter.
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>>538105448
Oh wow - I have those EXACT SAME collapsible boxes.
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'Sup shittards, I'll dump some of my pets.
>>538111404
Wow, a ball python, that's so badass, you must be so cool and special.
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>>538111129
Sweet Jesus
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>>538108586
that pic is of a fishing lure
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>>538111030
some of the more recent relatives to modern day animals are truly frightening

i totally agree
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does anyone afraid of tarantulas?
please ignore my pinky finger
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Also you people sound fucking pathetic, get over yourselves.
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>>538106660
NONONO NOPE NO
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>>538110842


no I don't find snakes creepy, like insects and fucked up sea creatures. I fear and respect them though
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>>538111525
Because they're wizards and can separate the wasps.
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>>538111594
Why would anyone be afraid of a G. rosea.
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>>538111594
I quite like Tarantulas. Oddly enough small house spiders make my skin crawl.
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>>538111647
because filthy casuals
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>>538111508
I raised a couple in a tank next to a tank of sea monkeys, occasionally giving them one as a treat
Triops >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brine shrimp
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>>538111439
mother of god
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>>538111572
model, i mean. thinking of another pic
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>>538105035

Where's its mouth?
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>>538111680
>Because G. rosea isn't the most casual tarantula in the hobby.
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>>538111542
>having pets to feel badass
>mfw
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>>538110842
FUKKEN STRAYA CUHNT!
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/thread
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>>538111618
Ohhh, gotcha.
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Lamprey, anyone?
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>>538111740
>Because I don't keep them simply because I find them interesting.
Get on my level.
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>>538111765
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>>538111525
You should study Entomology some time. It's a fascinating subject with endless variety. For example, there are over 400,000 species of Coleoptera.
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>>538111281
there is no god
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>>538111339
Dude, it's not fair. They can still envenomate your ass dead even after your best decapitation strike...

Reptiles in general give me the creeps, but this fucker here takes the win for hands down scariest fucker on the planet.
>can live up to 50 years
>venom strong enough to kill an elephant
>so badass it eats smaller snakes for breakfast
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>>538111839
enjoy your life mate
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>>538107874
>>538108136
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>>538111803
We got those up in the great lakes, fucking things leave giant holes on the sides of fish
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>>538111542
They're non-aggressive, pretty, and people give them away all the time. I've been given 3 iguanas, a common boa, 2 ball pythons, a Soloman Island boa, tarantulas, emperor scorpions, a caiman, and god knows what else. Got rid of my collection awhile ago, just got this one from a friend. Nothing special, just a chill critter to lounge with. Sweet cobalt by the way.
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I used to be scared as fuck of spiders, especially tarantulas and other shit like scorpions but I learned about them. It's pretty safe to hold them in your hand because the spider/scorpion thinks your hand is the ground, and they won't strike the ground... unless you wiggle your fingers in front of them
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>>538111934
I did a project on the king cobra back in elementary. They're pretty badass.
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>>538111030
horribly inaccurate size depictions.
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>>538111684
Well, I would never have raised them as food, I find stuff like this way too interesting. Even though kinda creepy, I am fascinated by all the former life on earth, especially the bizarre creatures roaming the oceans millions of years before the dinosaurs.
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>>538105448
Delicious/10
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>>538112037
>I did a project on the king cobra back in elementary.

Let us all stand in awe of this for a moment.
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>>538106778
nope, you can see the lizard trying to bite the fucked up nightmare creature
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>>538111967
Fall in line.
>>538112001
>Got rid of my collection awhile ago
Did you dump it in the forest like most rednecks do?
>Sweet cobalt by the way.
That's not a cobalt, doesn't even remotely resemble one.

Why do people give you animals when you don't seem to know much about them?
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>>538111594
Tarantulas are probably the least creepy-looking spiders out there. They're furry, for Christ's sake.
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>>538112204
thanks you too
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>>538111542
>>538111602
>>538111647
>>538111737
>>538111839
Aren't you the ausfag who posts this shit in every single animal/critter thread?
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>>538112050
so post a better one then

>>538112179
i just had a lot of brine shrimp from that hatch and was curious to see the triops hunt/kill live prey. Shits super fascinating, forms of life that havn't changed much in millions of years kind of freak me out.
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>>538111505
Not gonna debate that. But wordwide there's 'only' about 600,000 murders per year. Mosquitos kill far more than that.
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>>538112050
Not really. Terror birds got up to 10 feet tall if I remember correctly.
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>>538112240
The owner was nervous as hell to have me holding it. He reminded me at least 4 times how the ass end is like an egg or something
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Imagine this coming out of you.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TO8A5aGw_jw
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>>538112321
>600,000 murders per year
including wars though?
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>>538106660
limbs too big to be anything other than a tarantula or a plushie
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>>538111170
Wow what a fucking retard..
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>>538105035
Creepiest thing i ever saw.
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>>538107874
Imagine what they'd sound like flying.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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>>538112236
So you have insects because you cannot handle human friendship? feel sorry for you bro
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>>538112293
Australians aren't allowed to keep non-native species, go figure.
>>538112321
But mosquitos don't directly kill other animals, they just transfer disease and parasites.
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>>538106037
if im not mistaken, this awful thing is a delicacy in a country i don't remember the name of, i think yiu dig it up in mud.
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>>538112362
i was not happy about dude holding the mantis not moving it the fuck away after the parasite left
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>>538105580
that frog has a long ass dray ahead of it
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>>538112302
Pretty succesful beings indeed. Their eggs are pretty tough, they can survive long periods of heat and frost without obtaining any damage.
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>>538112482
No, I already posted my reason to keep them earlier.
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>>538111594
The only thing im afraid of in that pic is your finger.. it looks like it wants to murder the other 4
(Or at least threaten them)
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>>538107747
That pain index scale is bullshit. Not enough people have been bitten by funnel webs. Pic related.
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>>538108586
imagine that..
on your dick
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>>538112686
both my pinkies are like that
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>>538112575
anything that survives dehydration is some tough shit
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>>538105909
is it supposed to look like an acorn or something?
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>>538106787
FISTY CUFFS!
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>>538105580

I had one of these plants. Started feeding it with snails and insects. It started smelling like a corpse so i had to dispose it.

Good time's.
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>>538112776
revenge is a dish best served drunk
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>>538112776
I somehow get the urge to raise some of these little fuckers again. Will probably do that within the next months. Will also protect me against getting laid.
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>>538112236
I gave them all to responsible people that would take care of them. Tarantulas aren't my thing and I never got into classifying them, just found out what they were, figured out how to care for them, and took are of them to the best of my abilities. Yeah, you're hardcore but you're also an annoying little prick to people who are trying to be friendly. See it all the time, anal retentive pricks think they're a demi god or something because they know critters better than people. never had any interest in being that guy. Obviously you did. Too bad, you seem to have a gift and could educate people on all kinds of critters instead of turning them off with a shitty attitude. Way to be a stereotype dude.
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>>538112810
It's a trapdoor spider, they use it as shield in their burrow, as protection against wasps n shit.
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>>538112895
oh come on
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>>538107874
You stand right the fuck there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with it's rampage, then you go the fuck home.
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>>538110041
That is some creative shit. Are you high right now?
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>>538111756
>thatsnakeisnotnativetoaustraliacunt
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>>538111339
Pretty sure it's just muscle spasms. The snek doesn't feel a thing, though i'm not the connoisseur of decapitated living things.
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>>538112901
What, like for food, or as pets or something?
Non-ausfag, never even seen a kangaroo
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>>538110276
FUCK


YOU

MOTHERFUCKER

FUCK
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>>538111934
Terrified yet fascinating animals
Also they're huge
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>>538112931
>I gave them all to responsible people that would take care of them.
I'm proud of you, sonny.

I'm just joking, get out of your battle-tank.
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>>538106261
Anyone seen "The Abyss"?
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>>538110075
>INSETS


pic related.
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>>538108216
Kangaroo is delicious you fucktard. You should have eaten it.
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>>538113195
As pets. I could just sit there watch them for hours, observing their behaviour.
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>>538110205
that wasn't real was it? If it was its fuckin awesome
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>>538111129
I remember reading about those in Nat Geo.
These monster stalk your eyelashes wiping out whole little villages of big-eyed children. So I had the nanytes go down to try and eradicate them.
You need those things to keep your eyebrows clean though.
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>>538106910
Is that.... Hank?
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He was my smoking buddy.
Poor guy washed up on the shore dead
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>>538111170
I'd wanna hurt him for slapping my nose too
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>>538113301
Neat, so like big potentially-lethal cats with spring-legs? That'd be kind of cool as a pet.

>>538113306
Looks pretty real, but I haven't looked into it or anything
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>>538111281
That is is likely still venomous too.
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>>538106195
Are you a jew?
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>>538113403
horseshoe crab pipe when
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>>538105035
KABUTO!!!!
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>>538113481
Well, we are still talking tripos, right? You gotta keep 'em in water, and also they don't get so huge. Anyway, I find them fascinating.
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>>538113668
*triops
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>>538112321
We kill a whole lot more than just other humans, though.
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The most interesting animal of all
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>>538112817
That is the cutest goddamned thing I've ever seen.
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>>538113668
lol I thought you meant kangaroos
not entirely sure why
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>>538106037
>Urechis-Unicinctus
In Chinese cuisine the worm is stir-fried with vegetables, or dried and powdered to be used as an umami enhancer. In particular, the worm is considered an important ingredient in Shandong cuisine and is used in numerous recipes.
It is also used for fishing bait.
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>>538113842
I never said a single word about kangaroos, so yeah, can't answer why you thought about them.
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enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DxDynX_Q2U
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>>538112817
haha lost hard.
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>>538113403
I'd love to make a helmet of that.
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>>538113948
WHAT THE FUCK, NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>538113941
it's super late, or early rather, my thoughts aren't all together atm
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>>538113228
Dial back the tude some son, You've got some cool shit and are apparently knowledgeable (assuming the pics are actually yours). You don't have to try and be a badass, In this case you actually are and people would be interested to learn from you. Hell, I would.
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>>538110842
Snakes are not creepy, they are scary or menacing. Like, you see a snake, you think "I shouldn't mess with this motherfucker"
You see a spider or some of that shit that is in this thread, you don't think "I shouldn't mess with that", you think "I want to get the fuck out of here and burn everything in a one-mile radius"
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>>538113094
He's probably referring to the fact that Australia has a number of the 10 most venomous snakes. A few of which are surprisingly common(Taipan/ Tiger/Eastern Brown)
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>>538114139
dont worry anon i thought he ment kangaroos too

i think it was because of the picture he posted
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHWmo0806P8&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwHWmo0806P8&has_verified=1
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>>538107952
Thanks for showing us your opinion.
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>>538113948
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>>538114139
I see.
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>>538114305
I never posted any kangaroo pic...
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>>538113948

RN here actually. When we get someone who has a small cockroach or other bug stuck in their ear, 99% of the time they beg you to knock them out as soon as possible because the sound of an insect scratching on your eardrum is worse than death.

I've seen people slam their heads on hospital walls and try to throw themselves through plate glass windows because every second of this experience is hell.

Tooth pain comes in 2nd place.
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>>538114310
>mfw the fish pop out while im eating
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>>538114421
I can believe it. I'd want to be knocked out too.
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>>538114416
well someone sure as fuck did why else would two people think you ment that
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>>538114305
>>538114416
nah that was me, then i just had kangaroos on the brain when I read his post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyw94R7Twxc

Requesting more Siphonophorae. They're my favorite animals.
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>>538111501
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>>538114416
You replied to a guy who posted the kid getting kicked by the kangaroo and some people got confused.
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>>538114531
maybe i should go the fuck to sleep then lol
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>>538114657
So should I anon, so should I
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>>538114531
Hahaha what a motherfucker!
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>>538113948
Wellp. I'm gonna sleep with ear plugs or ear muffs on until I die.
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>>538112958
so yeah, looks like an acorn just sitting on the ground
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>>538114507
>>538114531
>>538114656
Mystery solved.

>>538114657
Probably, yeah. Good night anon. Or better good morning.
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>>538105814
Herd u were talkin shit
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>>538105035
>>538105823
>>538109213

Horseshoe crabs are awesome.
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>>538114919
just because i should dosnt mean i am but thank you anyways
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>>538105320

>/pol/
HAHA GET IT, NIGGERS!!!!
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>>538114949
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>>538107456
my friend has one of these as pets. he just pulls it out of his cage with his hand and lets it crawl all over his body. he is a braver man than i. i don't go to his house anymore
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>>538107898
Not half bad.
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>>538107421
Pandas deserve extinction.
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