This thread is fucking shit
>I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Every fucking time
I'm not sure you understand what that means
Don't know how often this gets posted, but this is one of my favorites
Lost why didnt I think of this!
it's funny for two reasons:
> his fucking forehead is a runway
> he shaves the hairline back like that on purpose
he's going bald. he's trying to hide it.
it's like lebron james with his head band. every year, it goes further back on his head lol.
i once was over at a really hot girls place and started making out at the end of Men in black. it was quite funny listening to will smith rap during the ending credits while feeling her up. good times.
Fucking lost it man, first time i've seen this, fucking gold!!!
>dancing past his office.
these got me.
oh god, I can't stop laughing. I think I'm dying
Okay, this one got me
ron jeremy after seeing his first goatse
seriously? fucking seriously?
the dude who posted this shit >>538069849
in a YLYL thread is going to tell someone else they have down syndrome?
you might honestly be autistic if you find that shit funny, fuck off back to tumblr
>Donates bones and water
>Considers himself a savior
What a cunt
Do not feed trolls
This thread is horrible.
W.T.Snacks aka SQ during his middle school days. Skip to 1:07. The fat lady is his mom.
Watch "Middle School Days of W.T. SNACKS" on YouTube
>rhinoceros's don't play games, they fucking charge your ass
Lost so hard at that
>Me: You know, Ron and Hermione banged
>Gf: What? No!
>Me: Yeah, they seriously plowed each other
>Gf: No, no, they're innocent!
>Me: I hope they didn't live near anyone, their house bounced at night
>Gf: No, my childhood!!!
>Me: "Mm, Ron, you're wand is SO BIG".
Naw, she was raised to be a bit prudish. She's gotten better about it (through my efforts, partly) but she likes to keep thoughts of sex away from stuff she thinks is "innocent".
I have a growing list of fictional characters she considers innocent who are implied to be/probably fucking. It includes every Disney princess and their prince for starters.
WTF IS GOING ON WHY HAVE NAME OMG WTF HOW ITS MAGIC WTF YOU TOTALLY GET IT AND I DONT
WTF a link came up on my facebook so I clicked it and browsed the comments
Stop being a shit fag and tell me your handle or fuck off
I post as much as I have time to.
You could be an ass and not give my handle and pass me off as a newfag because you havn't seen me post much or you could be fucking friendly
This is the cool fag
Whats your handle fag if you even have one
i'm getting a promotion for the first time in my life in a couple months. i'm proud as shit. i'll be a diploma-less kid with more power than people who are ten years older than me
butthurt, too much, must, get, to, bawwspital
Dude isn't that the Battle Rapper X-Factor.... HAHAHAHA. You Fuckin FUCK!
I doubt it too but it was a good read
Don't know if gif will load, uploading from my ipad.
i didn't laugh at either of these two pictures but put together, it got me. what the fuck...
"You have a collect call from JOHN CENA! Will you accept the charges?"
Already posted in this thread. Discussed as well.
Come on now, don't be a total faggot.
Post something new, there's still hope you worthless slice of ass-lard.
Not everyone browses at the same times, for long periods of times, every day so some of this shit is new. I only get on a couple of times a week, and rarely get into a ylyl thread.
Parkinson's is a terrible fate.
That guy went back to the fucking future.
I need an operation
I think i just ruptured a lung
it didn't do anything when i clicked??? can someone help?
stupid cunt, I can imagine it perfectly
>do you want something to eat before we go to our seats?
>no, I'm good
>yes, I don't want anything
>I'm gonna go grab some ice cream, are you absolutely sure you don't want some?
>NO LET'S JUST GO ALREADY
then gif happens
>ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?, HOW DARE YOU, NO SEX FOR YOU FOR A MONTH
>an ex-marine needs your support...AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
my sides are fucking done
This shit happens to me all the time , take yesterday evening for example...
>Do you want some wontons ?
>Are you sure there's plenty ?
>Make enough for myself
>hate sharing with food
>sit next to her and watch tv
>she starts eating my damn food
>OH GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE SO DELICIOUS
>Remind her i asked her twice if she wanted any and i hate sharing with food
>throws a hissy fit
Fuck women seriously
this little niggers face kills me everytime
yeah I hate sharing food too
>"I'm going to shop for a bag of chips for myself, you want some?"
>"Nah I'll just have a couple from your bag"
>"fucking NO YOU CUNT either I buy you your own bag and you eat a couple and leave the rest for later or I will eat the rest or whatever but you will NOT HAVE A COUPLE FROM MY BAG"
>"okay then I'll have none"
>"k, I'm off then, *smoochies*"
I'm fuckin back all finished with work with a fuckin' gaod daym fookin vengeance m8 fookin run for the daym hilld ya'her?
> ITS GONNA TAAKE SOME TYME TO REALIIIIIZE
Oh fuck. This. So much this. Eating carne asada fries a while back when my gf pulled this same shit. I get upset with her for eating my food.
>Ummm... I asked if you wanted anything and you said no, you do this shit all the time and it gets on my nerves! I'm fucking hungry!
>MFW it's 'my fault' because 'I should know she does that by now'
oops forgot face. Oh well I don't give a shit. I'm going to bed because i'm pissed that you guys reminded me of that experience. We ended up getting into one of the worst fights we've ever been in. Over carne asada fries. Jesus the shit I put up with sometimes....
sorry in advance if I dump a feels or rage or sometging I'm on my phone and I only have a shit folder for everything.
that's all I have time for. will resume dumping when I get home after a FUCKING HOUR of driving.
Didn't see that part and before I knew it I had tingling in my right hand.
Fucking asshole. Lol.