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Thread for NZfags
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why are IDs even back?
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God Save the Queen
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Auckland (Eastern Bays) 21 M Bored as fuck.

Who wants to do something?
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>>533861918
Masterton reporting in.
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>>533861918
I fucking hate kiwis they come over to Melbourne. There is like 5 new ones every two months at my school. they are scum I hate them more than niggers.
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>>533864039
Fuck off ausfag

this is a nz thread.
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>>533861918
> Wellington
I need drugs yo
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>>533865606
drugs are unhealthy for your body
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>>533865606
go die you fucking stereotype enforcer.
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23 female christchurch
oldfag returning for the first time and seeing a nzfag thread, decided to check it out.
this thread makes us look like faggots. just let it die and stay anon.
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hamilton represent
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>>533866898
do you know why IDs are back?
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>nzfags reporting in from all over the long green cloud
>ozfag shows up
>is james franco
>mfw
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i am a penguin
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Hamilton reporting in from the pub, I may be some time
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>>533866898
>female
tits or gtfo
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>>533866898
you are a giant faggot
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chch fag here
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>>533867734

only to spice this shit thread up.
tits bitches!
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>>533868781
>>533868781
>>533868781
Thread saved. Post more. Who cares if you dont show your face right?
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>>533868781
Mmmmm, kiwi titties
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>>533868781
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>>533868781girls like you are the reason charlotte Dawson an heroed
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>>533868781
This tingles my interest
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http://www.xvideos.com/tags/tavalia

By the way, heres a maori pornstar from the 90s who did some shit in the states.

Just saiyan
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>>533868781
Nice. Now show us your ass with a fruit or vegetable in it and with a sign saying "I <3 Palmy". Ta.
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>>533861918
Auckland central!
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>>533863420
has had no authority over australia or new zealand since she got the gig.

her great great grandmother gave the pacific islands back to their original owners

http://nationalunitygovernment.org/content/queen-victoria-crown-owns-nothing-aborigines-sovereign-0

go on faggots, ignore it like you always do
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>>533868781
pleasedontbemysisterpleasedontbemysisterpleasedontbemysister
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>>533869431
why not?
share the joy.
unless you didn't get to stick your tip in her
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>>533869301
ASL? Wanna do something tonight?
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never forget

rest well sweet prince
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chur
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>>533869540
21/F. Yourself?
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fuck you
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Does anyone have a link to that video of the guy on meth who shoves his head through a fence? Ive been looking for that video for ages
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>>533869802
OMG that video is iconic.
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>>533869738
21M

I live about 15 minutes from the cbd, but I got a car if you're keen to do anything. Been bored all night
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>>533869431

nate?
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>>533870000
nice
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Is there any real LSD anywhere in NZ? Someone send me in the right direction
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>>533869973
Thank you for the offer but I'm already in bed feeling laaaaazy. Is the gay parade still on?
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>>533863602
no shit, greytown reporting in
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>>533870182

THATS SO FUCKING BORING TYPICAL NZ. THIS PLACE IS THE FESTERING BORING SHITHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

#CharlotteDawson
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kiwi bum mo fos
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Wanakafag reporting in , whats up faggots
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>>533869738
>21/F
Not posting proof
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>>533870398
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>>533870532
don't think that's how it works m8
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>>533870363
Hey, might have bumped before on one of these threads, Wairarapa's pretty small but not that small.
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>>533869802
just search it on youtube bro, heaps of vids of it. it was a police ten 7 vid. i lose my shit everytime i watch it.
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>>533870628
Rule 31...
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>>533870398
can we get a face pic??? nice ass btw.
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Bumping with Ellie Harrison: Howick's Queen /b/.
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>>533870807
these rules have certain conditions
also
>2014
>following the rules
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>>533868781
You talk like you belong in east christchurch sluzza.
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Job hunting sucks in Hamilton. Anyone else know that feel?
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>>533871059
Hamilton sucks..
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What were the gay pride supporters who also hate Len Brown meant to do today?
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>>533869414
>implying this means what you/they think it means
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>>533863535
Yeah I'm keen. Mairangi Bay reporting.
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>>533868781 >>533870398

Gay parade sucked.

24 m cbd

Thanks for the tits and ass.

Here is my 9" cock in return
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>>533871015
Whiteknight detected
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>>533871139
prove otherwise, dick for brain
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>>533870554

naaaaw, do you feel better about yourself now youve made fun of an anon girl who you know in real life you would never get to fuck?
this is why i check in every now and then, you people make me laugh.
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>>533871139
it's in english law, shitfuck
instead of saying "hurr durr isn't real" provide ACTUAL proof to the contrary

psst... you'd be the first if you did
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>>533871612
just as i thought.
i challenge
faggot who says "hurr durr isn't real" has NOTHING to counter with.

i'm used to it
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>>533871485
this
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>>533871059
Hamilton as well, Uni starts in less then 2 week and still haven't found a job yet. I know the feel
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Australia rocks socks.
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>>533871358
you forgot to memorize rule 30

>>533871485
>implying I would ever want to fuck that
cry more, "oldfag"
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>>533871903
Jonah?
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Straya, dickhead.
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>>533871950
I remember rule 30, you are forgetting the fact you are white knighting hard m8
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>>533871903
Pretty crap. Got my degree but having trouble with the 'work experience' barrier - studied straight out of school. O-Week should be pretty good, I'll be going to that since I live nearby. Heaps of free stuff never hurt anyone.
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>>533872097

Na sorry
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>>533872198

Heard the did up 101, might check it out on O-Week. Yea the whole experience thing is annoying all i got is 1 reference as well and they ask for like 3 sometimes
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>>533872132
>white knighting
you should stop before you embarrass yourself on an anonymous imageboard
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>>533871740
Okay, so here is the relevant excerpt that they're raving on about:

>"Saving the Rights of tribes - Nothing herein or in any such Order on Council contained shall extend or be construed to extend to invest Her majesty with any claim or title whatsoever to dominion or sovereignty over any such islands or places as aforesaid, or to derogate from the rights of the tribes or people inhabiting such islands or places, or of chiefs or rulers thereof, to such sovereignty or dominion, and at copy of every such Order in Council shall be laid before each House of Parliament within thirty days after the issue thereof, unless Parliament shall not then be in session, in which case a copy shall be laid before each House of Parliament within thirty days after the commencement of the next ensuing session."

The important part I suppose is >Nothing herein or in any such Order on Council contained...
It's simply saying that this particular act isn't an extension or reaffirmation of sovereignty over any pacific islands. NOT that all previous/following declarations and assertions of sovereignty are void, like you want to believe.
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>>533871950

more like implying youre not worth any decent girls time because you need to pass negative judgment when it's not neccesary to make yourself feel better.
enjoy lonliness sir.
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>>533871903
Which uni?
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>>533872356
True? Don't town much anymore, don't have the cash for it.

Nearly had a job cinched and didn't get it because 'while everything was very impressive, your short work history does not give us sufficient background to your work ethic'

I didn't just finish a fucking degree or anything that requires dedication, work or time, right? >.>
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>>533872575
Waikato of course don't really count poly as a uni
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>>533872575
top lel
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>>533872117
fuck off ciggy butt brain
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>>533872647

Yea its really annoying, gotta have connections im hoping i can score a part time so i can get just a bit of money. Currently hit up all the mcds and delivery jobs so far in ham east area
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>>533872410
>embarrass yourself on an anonymous imageboard

You are retarded... The whole point of it being anon is to avoid people getting embarrassed for shit they posted.

Captcha: and CharMa
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>>533872739

S'Damo mate
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>>533867470
lol

and

>4chan at pub?
dont mix work and play man
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>>533872835
Yep, you getting SA or SL? You can make decent cash all up with a part time job included.
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>>533872841
>2014
>not knowing how to bypass captcha
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>>533873153

SA? SL? not to sure what the stands for, care to explain?
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>>533872954
but which is the work and which is the play?
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>>533873356
Oh, Student Allowance/Loan.
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>>533873312
stop trying to divert attention from the fact you are a major faggot
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auckland city high as a kite
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>>533873482

Ahh okie, Getting both unfortunatly need the loan to cover course like most people and allowance till i find a job, however as long as u work less then 15hrs they wont deduct money from ur allowance. which i find is very useful
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>>533873513
Lol this guys still replying to the kpop shitposter
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What about ur self? how are you making your money, unemployment benfit?
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>>533873690
not like I have anything else to do
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>>533873634
Yep, pretty much. Hate being unemployed. Boring and depressing as shit. Plus the whole no money thing doesn't really work for me lol
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Wellington and depressed as fuck. Waiting for the rain so I can go out when no one is around.

>tfw walking up the red rocks stream alone and feel like an explorer
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>>533873846

I know u feel, i'm just glad i have allowance if not i wouldn't have a place to stay. Not having extra money to spend however is pretty annoying. Hope you get a job soon. Whats ur degree btw? just curious
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>>533872531
jokes. you're hot af
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>>533873719
>Bought Snakk Media shares at 6 cents, watch them hit a high of 15 cents, now back to 9.5 cents

Made a 50% profit from this company, they do all of intel's mobile advertising, campaigning for MTV, Pepsi etc. I also heard that once Apple releases their new iPhone, they'll be using Snakk to advertise their new phones on the android.

I plan to buy more.
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>>533873762
you should use a trip so we can talk in other threads.
then you don't have to feel lonely anymore
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where's all the nz porn at. no Maori shit though
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>>533872356
Fuck going to bar 101, some bitch had a drug-induced seizure and was dragged out of the club on Thursday, buzzing off e or something. I think she died, but not sure. Police surrounded her outside the club waiting for the ambulance to come while they performed CPR.

I tripped the fuck out that night to say the least.
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>>533874245
I enjoy being lonely though.
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>>533874165
hmm that does sound interesting, might do some research into that.
Although they don't seem very large atm with shares with that low of a price

>>533874449
Seriously? If so its only been 3 days and news isn't traveling as fast i thought it would. Fuck i can just imagine the crowd it would pull of some chick throwing a spazm on the floor
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>>533874659
is that why you recite the rules of the internet?
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>>533874095
A BA, majored in English after deciding I hated Tourism. Still not sure what career I want, never really gave it much thought until after I left school
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>>533875075
No, I do that because of faggots like you
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>>533875195

Tourism would of been a pretty exciting one to do, i know a few people who major it, with traveling the world in mind. Im currently doing a BMS majoring finance and eco, not to sure where its gonna take me tho
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>>533875228
wow rude
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Dunedin's fucking boring
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University of Auckland anyone?
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>>533875487
right here
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>>533874921
Market cap is 30M, which is not bad for an mobile advertisement company. Employment is cheap and so is M&A for new technologies.

It was so bad, I'm surprised no one posted on 101's wall about it. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head and the worst part about it her mouth was just rigid open, her friend kept dropping to her knees and when they were carrying her out I thought she was gone. Never going to town again that's for sure.
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>>533875398
They reckon you should study what you're good at, and I'm definitely really good with writing/typing/spelling/reading. Just made more sense than sticking to 'Explain how noise pollution in Auckland Airport could effect housing prices and tourism revenues.'
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>>533875587
What do you study?
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>>533875698
Engineering. you?

tfw class starts soon
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>>533875797
Oh nice! I just finished summer school. Neuroscience.
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>>533875619
There probably was but they took it down, its bad for business to have stuff like that in public for to long. Might ask a friend who works there if he knows anything about it sounds very interesting an all

>>533875671
Yea, but they again we can be good at almost anything if we study, its whether or not we enjoy it. so choosing something we enjoy usually is what were good at in a sense

Gonna finish my movie, nice chat with u guys
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>>533872470
>Nothing herein or in any such Order on Council contained shall extend or be construed to extend to invest Her majesty with any claim or title whatsoever to dominion or sovereignty over any such islands or places as aforesaid, or to derogate from the rights of the tribes or people inhabiting such islands or places, or of chiefs or rulers thereof, to such sovereignty or dominion, and at copy of every such Order in Council shall be laid before each House of Parliament within thirty days after the issue thereof


checkmate faggot
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>>533875907
summer school because you failed papers or you wanted to do extra papers?
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>>533872470
>The important part I suppose is >Nothing herein or in any such Order on Council contained...
>It's simply saying that this particular act isn't an extension or reaffirmation of sovereignty over any pacific islands. NOT that all previous/following declarations and assertions of sovereignty are void, like you want to believe.

the last part, your alleged 'point'
is meaningless.
it is stating that there is no sovereignty... plain and simple.
previous acts are irrelevant.. acts post this act are irrelevant due to the FACT there is no sovereignty under which to enact them

game over
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>>533876346
No, wanted to do extra papers.
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>>533872470
>The important part I suppose is >Nothing herein or in any such Order on Council contained...
>It's simply saying that this particular act isn't an extension or reaffirmation of sovereignty over any pacific islands.
no. the important part is that it's written in the first place.
your implication is that it's a statement that states nothing.
in other words an act that's enacted to enact nothing.
you are wrong.
acts aren't brought into being for the sole reason of stating the obvious.

try harder, faggot
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>>533876269
>>Nothing herein or in any such Order on Council contained shall extend or be construed to extend to invest Her majesty with any claim or title whatsoever

>any claim or title WHATSOEVER

/thread
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>>533876465
based.

you must be Indian
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>>533876669
the act was brought into being to divest the crown of sovereignty over indigenous peoples of the pacific islands.. PERIOD!
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>>533876759
HAHAHAHAHA. No, I'm definitely not. Are you?
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>>533876838
it seems the original challenger to this act has packed up his toys and gone home... still waiting for a 'response'
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