today, some man raped up next to me on the bus and raped me how

>>532451459
omg brb dying +1 internet to you

BLACKS HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS WHITES.

WE DESERVE RESPECT.

I was MLK in a past life.

>>532451459
Diets were created by the patriarchy to oppress no only womyn, but also my deci-sexual transethnic friend Orion. Xe is tired of feeling shamed for being large and in charge.

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>>532452001
Whoa, now. Let's not take this TOO far, there are limits.

OMG GUYS YUO SHOULD HEMLP ME chOOse MY GeNDER ON F4CEBOOK NOW!!!!!!iiiiiii

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Bumping for hilarious potential

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>>532452585
Usually I'm willing to give people that genuinely think like this the benefit of the doubt, humor them and all that, but this shit's giving me top kek.

>>532451459
That's fucking gold right there.

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today in health class my teacher was teaching us about how penises worked and i had to leave cause there my trigger. i left class crying and went to the bathroom. after i got done cutting myself in a stall school was over so i went home and drew this awesome homestuck fan art and masturbated to it while crying gently because of the feels from rosemary.
i'm a heterosexual bi-curious girl that identifies as gender fluid btw

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>>532451459

This needs to be copypasta.
Good fucking job OP.

>dad raped mom on HIS wedding night
>she got pregraped
>I raped her coming out of her vagina being born
>doctor raped me by slapping me on the ass, clearly heard him say "you know you like it"
>rape everything I've ever come in contact with

>>532451459
I love you
The Internet is yours today

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op, i can rapessure you, i would not rape your mouth unless you were either tied up or unconscious from too much vodka. although i would rapecuddle with you afterrapewards.

I was talking to my mom about feminism today and xe was like “what’s the opposite of misogyny called” and I was like “feminism?” “no no I mean like, against men. the greek root or whatever” “oh! misandry.” and xe just got this evil little smile on xer face and said “yes. yes we need more of that.”

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>>532453493
>xe xe xer

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EVERY MAN, PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE ARE ALL RAPING ME AT THIS VERY MOMENT

The rapemale microaggressed me by ignoring me completely. I was so othered.

My professor today was talking about the worlds challenges at the olympics and I had heard just about enough of that, knowing my professor is a male and is speaking about the olympic challenges we face, brings me to disgust, this "man" as he may possibly be, has no idea the STRUGGLE I face as a gay, cisgender, who happens to have a vagina and enjoys penis in my oral orifices.
He has the gull! no, the NERVE to say the "gay rights movement..."
ITS NOT A MOVEMENT YOU SEXIST RAPE MACHINE! ITS WHO I AM!
GOD! I need more Low fat Soy Milk in my dark expresso

>>532451459

4/10, would have been 1/10 but "rapessumed" made me chuckle softly. Would chuckle again.

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Ah what the hell. I never get a chance to post this image that is so fucking awesome.

Today a male lawyer turned down my request to have someone sued for eyessaulting me on my subway ride home. I live in a panfriendly ecohome with three other transneutral nongendered wicca druids, and all tri of them would have testified that if I was on that rapetrain for one more second, the rapist would have continued to sexually percept me without my consent.

The rapistmale gets away with it once again.

I am a genderfluid pansexual femme-presenting neuro a-typical (autism and OCD, self-diagnosed) PoC (Native American, Arab and Polish - yes we are PoC, look it up) practicing progressive Muslim vegan sex worker. STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU SHITLORDS. AND FUCK SPELLCHECK FOR TELLING ME MY GENDER IDENTITY IS SPELLED WRONG.

It is sexist and yet another example of rape culture that only privileged cistranscis males are assumed capable of rape.

Where is the justice? Even a transcistrans female is capable of an eyegasm. I am sick of you sexist patriarchs and your muh sojiny.

Quit raping me with your preconceptions, you raping rapist!

>>532451459
Jesus fuck what the hell is that abomination

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>>532451459
I'm sick and TIRED of people judging me just because I sit at home and browse the internet all day. LOOK, some people just aren't cut out to work the 9-5. Some people need to spend their time doing more interesting things like researching and drinking dr. pepper.

If I don't want to shave every day or shower, that is my choice, stop judging me and treating me like less of a person just because I prefer to spend my time doing more productive things.

Seriously, when will people realize that how they act is so immature and makes no sense. If everyone realized how smart people like me are and started treating us like real people then things would be much better.

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>>532457272
>sexually percept me
My sides.

>>532457912

It is Chris Poole after her transition.

UGGHHH! You guys! Trigger warnings! I'm on my period and i don't want to be super upset!

>>532452001
Go get shot you damm dirty ape.

im a girl btw :3

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>>532451459
It reeks of chaos filth

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Today I was misgendered by my art professor. How hard is it to remember ze, zir and hir pronouns???

>>532458347

i'm a btw, gril.

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>>532457272
Bless this thread.

what the name of that thing the OP posted? i actually want to watch that human waste talk these things that you imitate

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>>532451459
>he raped at me right in the eyes and told me...

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>2025
>purchasing electronic product
>pay 25% CIS male tax
>5% discount because I'm ethnic
>thank transgender customer service rep for reminding me to check my privilege
>leave store
>get arrested for rape by fem-squad on the way home because I broke the 3 second eye contact rule

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Today in my social studies course I had someone refer to me as a 'he' just because I have a full beard and unibrow without even asking my pronouns! I was so furious that I broke down and cried right then and there as I was calling 911 to report rape. And do you know what the 911 operator asked me? "Sir, what's the emergency?" I was so triggered that I immediately just threw the phone in the garbage (after screaming "CHECK YOUR CIS PRIVILEGE" of course) before curling up and having a good cry. Why can't people just ask me before misgendering me?

The world is so cruel to a non-a-bi-gendered demi-abled trans-kin like myself...

>>532453443
this dick looks like a quizzical dog

>>532459378

Fuck you, I'm a dragon!

>>532459795
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU RAPIST! Check your scalie privilege! Scalies like you have been oppressing amorphous jelly-kin like me for literally millenia!

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>>532459919
Thanks for checking my sides privilege

>>532459919

How dare you? As an otherkin I am deeply offended at you raping me by claiming your genitals, if you even have any, somehow trump my own experiences of discrimination because of my self-perceived species.

QUIT RAPING ME YOU RAPIST! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY QUIT RAPING ME BEFORE YOU QUIT RAPING ME?

Omg Ollie Sykes from bmth is soooooooooo sexy unf

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>>532451459
>that just because my partner has a penis that he's a male
totally lost it

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>>532458345
your damn corpse god willed these horrors into existence blame not us, Even as a chosen of the blood god, I will call you brother once more to kill this evil

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OP...good effort old boy. Bravo.

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>>532451459
a true /b/tard would agree with this fictional characters rant! You are an oldfag.

>>532451459
If it's Tumblr, it's got to be:

>Homestuck
>More Homestuck
>VERY MUCH RELATED TO HOMESTUCK
>Also, ponies, and God Tier anime such as Madoka and Shingeki no Kyojin
>And shouldn't we include Dangan Ronpa?
>Don't forget SuperWhoLock

>>532451459

You have a stern Canaanite jaw. Well greased, and complimentary to that freshly shave scrotum on top of your neck.

Don't you ever change.

>>532452163
OMgWtFBBQ NO TRIGGER WARNERING

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>>532460226
OMG, I just literally hurled at the suggestion that a jelly-kin like me would even have genitals! Do you even know how triggering that is to me? You have NO IDEA about my kind's struggles against genitaled oppression! I just can't even... I need to go throw up again, the thought of having genitals just... I can't...

>>532460727

All I can say is I feel really raped by your post. I hope you're proud of raping me like that.

Tumblr is all about Homestuck these days even though it hasn't been updated by Hussie since October 2013.

Homestuck will probably end, I think

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>>532451459
Hehe, no love, let's not.

Also, that's rape.

>>532457879
What the fuck is a transcistrans?

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>>532460845
The fact that you could even read it is disgustingly offensive to trans-dyslexics like me. I bet you even have a penis, don't you, shit-lord? Oh god, you make me sick! Stop appropriating raped culture!

>>532461067

Rapist detected.

>>532451459
LE ~ symbol.

>>532461067
How could you even ask that you rapist?

>>532461067
WTF is a "Neophyte Redglare"?

Or a "Marquise Spinneret Mindfang"?

>>532461254
My OTP?

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>This thread

>>532461143

As a female with a penis, I am deeply disgusted by you raping me. Please. Just stop raping me. What is wrong with you, you rapemeister?

>>532461254
is it sad that I actually know the answer to that? I actually like homestuck, the "fandom" is just a piece of shit.

rape

>>532461393
Latula Pyrope and Aranea Serket?

>>532461491
The HS fandom is no worse than bronies or otaku, but they're better than Superwholocks.

The only fandom I hate on Tumblr is the Beliebers.

I don't even care about those "Directioners" these days.

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>>532451459
I am not mentally disabled like the patriarchy has me branded! I AM A PROUD CIS-TRANSALANEESH-PANDA-NEOUNICORN-SPECIAL-SNOWFLAKE.

Check your privilege cis-white male scum. Pic related. It's me riding my boyfriend.

Trigger warning: transphobia, rape, rapephobia, cisphobia, cisprivelege, rapeprivilege, male privilige, gay privilege, transgay privilege, tumblrprivilege, transrape, pie

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>>532461234
I know you guys are joking but
>mfw feminists are the ones who desensitize the word rape by throwing it around everywhere
>mfw i have no face

>>532461836
man, i just had the best pie

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>>532451459

>mfw this perfectly describes my friends that browse tumblr

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>>532461469
EXCUSE ME! Rape is a part of my tribe's native culture! White people who rape women are offensive cultural appropriators and need to just go die! You can't deny my culture's heritage or lived experience you shit-lord!

>>532461836
TW: Terezi x Karkat
John x Rose
Feferi x Aradia
Fluttershy x Pinkie Pie
Ryuuko x Satsuki
Sayaka x Kyoko
Eren x Mikasa

>>532454580
>I need more Low fat Soy Milk in my dark expresso
for some reason this one was too much for me, I literally fell of my chair.

thnx anon

>>532457272
>transneutral nongendered wicca druids

.. p-please, please..

my sides are terminated..

>>532451459
Simply the best.

>>532457758
I love this thread.

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OH MY [YOUR GIVEN DEITY] STOP USING THE R-WORD IT'S MY TRIGGER YOU HEARTLESS FUCKS I GOT R-WORDED BY A PRIVILEGED WHITE CIS MALE ONCE HE TOUCHED MY ARM WITH HIS EYES AND NOW I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF HIM AND YOU INSENSITIVE SHITHEADS THROW THE R-WORD AROUND LIKE IT'S SOME CASUAL WORD LIKE NIGGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>532461718
Those fuckers run around every cons with their grey paints fucking everyone else's costumes up. I'd say they are a bit worse than the bronies. At least those guys masturbates alone (for the most part)
They made me feel ashame of advertising Homestuck to the people who would actually enjoy it.
We should start a #Cut4Bieber2

In Tumblr, homophobes, bullies, homophobic Russians, and Beliebers are not welcome.

>>532461639
(tw: Trigger warning discussion) YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT TRIGGER WARNINGS ARE YOU SHIT-LORD! How DARE you use that word where someone might find it without at least three trigger warnings before it?!?!? I'm triggered just thinking about how you could have been so careless! Thoughts of you are literally thought-raping me right now you sicko! Pull your meme-penis out of my braingina before I call the thought police!

>>532462609
Or we should #BoycottBieber and get him and his douchebag family deported to Russia for the good of humanity.

>>532462452
I DON'T HAVE A GIVEN DEITY YOU THEINORMATIVE GOD-LORD! Check your respect privilege! You are literally oppressing me with options!

>>532461987
Those are the least original ships I've ever seen. Honestly, kill yourself.

>>532462807
Pretty sure that's the point. Have you read any other post in this thread? We're fucking making fun of tumblr. Why don't you go an hero instead

>>532462807
I'm actually legit disturbed that you know who any of those characters are. Stop word-raping all of us with your variant-normative criticisms!

>>532463173
I'm actually legit disturbed that you guys know any of these tumblr terms at all. I avoid that site like the plague, unless I'm looking for art references.

>captcha: triaCis was
>moot knows

>>532463014
>>532463173
>Holy fuck the irony

'tis all a checker board of rapes and gays where destiny with men for rapists plays. Hither and tither moves, and rapes, and gays. And one by back in the closet gays.

>>532462401
FUCK YOU STOP OPPRESSING ME.

>>532463014
Honestly, we're all making fun of Bieber and his evil ways.

The internet, as well as the LGBT community and most Japanese people, are NOW fed up of him.

Even the Canadians (which is Bieber's true nationality) have had enough of him.

Bieber should get a fucking life in Russia and become best friends with Putin because both people are fucking homophobic douchebags who look "gay".

Also, send Rob Ford to Russia although he is slightly better than Bieber when it comes to his douchebaggery.

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wake up
>cislight rapes my eyeballs
get out of bed
>cisair rapes my lungs
wonder if it would be rape if i sat in my chair
>electricity rapes my neurons
decide that it is so just stand there looking at computer screen
>tiredness rapes my thighs
sit in chair
get empowered by all my supporters. I'm so strong
cry because its all a bit too much
>mind gets raped by emotions
tumblr
get into bed
>sleep rapes my head

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Oh my god! This kitten went missing 15 years ago and was never found! PLEASE RE-BLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART

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>>532463301
Figures that patriarchal cis scum like you can't stomach social justice. Radical queerplatonic aromantic neutroisexual liberation NOW!

>>532463462 Fuck that, Ford's the fucking man. I'd vote for him if I lived in Toronto

You bunch of Cishet scumniks make me sick. You are literally opressrapeing me every second you draw breath. You have no idea what I go through every day (Sorry if I offended any Solarkin) as a trans-ferret, bi-romantic, homo-romantic, necr-romantic heteromollusc. The fact that I have to listen to your calm discussion (Sorry if I offended any Audiokin or Hearing-Differently-Abled-Person with my use of Listen) makes me sick to my stomach (Sorry if I offended any Gastro-kin, but at 500lbs there's a lot of stomach to be sick to)
Anyway, here's a link to my Dr. Who/Sherlock/Homestuck Fanfiction. My OTP is The Master/Nepeta Lejion.

>>532463828
>queerplatonic aromantic neutroisexual
Uh... what?

yesimbeyonce.tumblr.com

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>>532464042
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU, SHIT-LORD!

>>532463970
Rob Ford and Bieber are "Canadians" in name only who deserve their asses in Moscow, Russia instead living in either Toronto or Stratford, Ontario in Canada.

>>532464192
This rapes my queerplatonic feelings for Rob Ford

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Is there gonna be a raid or what?

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>>532463747
HOW DARE YOU RAPE THAT PEN WITH YOUR UPPER LIP!!!!!!1111
Has that pen given you permission to be held like that? I as a metatrans quasisexual metabollic piece of stationary feel it is time cis scum liek you take you take our feelings into mind.
pic related it's me and my pen friend. (YES I GOT PERMISSION)

>>532464551
I ship Bieber x Putin x Rob Ford x Tea Party conservatives like Ted Cruz or Rand Paul x Rush Limbaugh x Sean Hannity x Bill O'Reilly x Pat Robertson x Fred Phelps x Every homophobic person on this planet

>>532464643
You fucking cishet, 'raid' is two letters away from 'r**e'! Trigger warnings exist for a reason! Why don't ignorant toxically-privileged dudebros just get beard cancer and die already?

>>532451459
Oh and let's not forget that caPITALIZING THINGS MID-SENTENCE IS FUCKING COMEDY GOLD

>>532464028
"The Master", as in, Equius?

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>>532451459
I lol'ed.

ATTN EVERYONE

TRIGGER WARNING

THE BIKINI BRIDGE FAD IS A FAKE! IT IS DONE BUY AN EVIL MAN (GO FIGURE) BY THE NAME OF MOOT! ON THE WEBSITE 4CHAN WHICH OF COURSE IS LITTERED WITH PRIVLEDGE WHITE CIS STRAIGHT MALES LAUGHING AT RACIST AND OTHER ATTACKING IM A NIGGER BTW

>>532462452
touched his arm with his eyes oh god some one check my side quickly if they go any further they might rape some one

>>532463828
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oh my middle eastern terrorist jesus don't tell me somebody legitimately wrote out that first post

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>>532451459
>mfw reading your post

Well-played OP.

>>532464874
As in "The Drums" Mastster (Sorry if I offended any Percussion-Kin) AND DON'T SAY EQUIUS THAT IS MY TRIGGER YOU NAME-PRIVILEGED ANGLERAPIST

you guys follow shit tumblrs ( ?? ?? ??)

>>532465062
You better believe it gets worse. I've seen a cisgendered heterosexual girl actually call herself queer because she has 'queerplatonic' relationships. I'm a gay guy, my sides got BTFO in an instant. This is what Tumblr has legitimately come to.

>>532465098
>implying there''s any other kind

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>>532461254
>mfw I actually know this

>>532465402
>porn tumblrs

>>532464823
I'm injun and can't grow a beard! Check your privelege!

Prepare your anuses.

http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/

>>532465732
I was wondering when this would show up.

Why are feminists such niggers?

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>>532465045
lol
>4chan littered with priveledge white cis straight males
>4chan littered with white cis straight males
>4chan littered with straight males
>mfw

>>532465812
I have no idea, but I wanna see what the author looks like.

Holy hell she must be hideous.

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>>532451459

LOL i get it

>>532465897
we appropriate gay culture by calling each other fags

>>532465556
Not as good as bing image/video search

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>>532465972

Guys. guys!

the best way to deal with a feminist (or modern cis, trans culture or whatever the fuck it's called) is; When they call you a misogynist, state in a very angry tone that only men can be misogynistic, and you aren't man, you identify as a Ham Sandwich.

>>532465338

I can't even distinguish what we're being sarcastic anymore

>>532465732
>All PIV sex is rape
Oh my god, my sides can't take much more of this! I love it, radfems have finally come out and admitted that they just want to extinguish the human race entirely, perfect!

This is a very true story

>be at year 12 formal after-party
>everyone's smashed but pretty chill
>after-party is at a girl's house who is gay and has the stereotypical dyke appearance but doesn't make a big deal about it, so not everyone knows
>party winding down, only about a dozen or so o us left
>one of us is the only gay dude in the year
>no one likes him except this one very, VERY damaged girl who's been in and out of foster homes all her life.
>I drink all his liquor because I'm a dickhead
>everyone chilling in the kitchen
>the faggot comes out with this:
"you guys don't understand what it's like to be the only gay person bla bla bla. Try putting yourself in my position, where no one is interested in you bla bla bla."
>myself and one of my mates, knowing that the host herself was gay just start yelling at him and telling him to leave, simply because he was pissing us the fuck off and we've known the host since childhood
>His sidekick saw what was going on and I guess that triggered her to go in the corner of the room and start making quiet wailing noises
>the girls get them both out of there

My literal thought at that moment was "I wonder if this is going to be on tumblr in the morning"

>>532458495
Are you performing as one?

>>532466342
That was the one post (this post makes two) in which I haven't been sarcastic. Tumblr's done more damage to gay rights than any right-winger could ever hope to do.

>>532466298
But then they might try to eat you-...
You sly bastard...

>>532466372
No, they just want it to continue under total female control.
As soon as PIV is considered an act of female power, they'll be fine with it.

>>532465972
>phimo dick

>>532466474
But eww, it involves the menz with their gross cisdude penises! Lol we should just like, cut them all off, that'll show those icky cis men! Women's liberation NOW!

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>>532465732
I NEED AN ADULT

Fat positive, gender-fluid, non-gender binary, polysexual, otherkin, here.
Today my mom tried to sell my electric blankets. I'M A FUCKING LIZARD, CIS BITCH! I NEED THOSE FUCKING BLANKETS!

>>532466620
I am an adult

>>532466641
Get out, you're a lizardkin? I identify as trans-cold blooded! Of course, I also identify as a transgendered typhus-kin (I'm cis but my identity itself is trans), but I've had to deal with people trying to take my electric blankets too! Don't they understand that we'll literally die without external warmth?

>>532466474
>Intercourse is inherently harmful to women and intentionally so, because it causes pregnancy in women
My side

>>532466474
What amuses me about that article is that she's basically saying that the only "safe" approved forms of sexual interaction that are safe for women are hand jobs and blow jobs.

>>532466465

what even

>>532466620
Keep reading, anon. I'll be here to comfort you when you're done.

Just keep repeating "she is not the norm, she is not the norm..."

>>532465732
>>532465812
>>532465959
>>532466372
>>532466620
>>532466748
>>532467039
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vdt9S_o6T8

>>532467013
Don't even try to understand it. Tumblr wasn't meant to be understood.

>>532466849
See the post below yours.

>>532466748
Please hold me. I- I can't read anymore of that... please help me
>>532465732

>>532467039
Is this what feminism has come to? That blog figuratively gave me cancer.

>>532457272

> rapetrain

ALL ABOARD THE RAPETRAINNNNNNN fucking lol

>>532462452
>SOME CASUAL WORD LIKE NIGGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
that triggered my sides into orbit.

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>>532467039
B-but there are others out there like her... I could have met one. At some point in my life I could have interacted with one of them without even knowing it.

>>532467138
>comrades
lost at 0:03

>>532467175
It's gonna be OK, anon. She's considered fringe even among her own kind.

Seriously, tho, has ANYone found a picture of her?

>>532467210
Yes, this is where feminism has dared to tread.

>>532451459
As a girl and an active feminist this offends me.
but omg. it is so funny. idek what is air

>>532467390
True, if you read the comments section (which she obviously over-moderates because there isn't ONE negative post) she's not alone. However, there are plenty of girls out there who think she's ca complete nutbar. I'm sure that even in this thread there are chicks reading that thinking, "what a complete crazy cunt this bitch is."

>>532465972
Whoa hey now
Stop giving me erections
I might rape someone with my cisprivilege

>>532466620
Don't drop the

>>532467421
What's wrong with being a communist?

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>>532467138
>comrades
Oh my god...

>>532454580
I almost can't take it

how am I too hold up this pool with no sides!?!??!

I for one identify as a God trapped in a human body. I'll have you know that I actually exist on a higher plane that none of you mortals can perceive and that it is your duty to worship me.

Anybody who refuses to worship me as a god is actively oppressing me.

>me
>I can't
>omg

>>532467569
I totally agree!
I'm a girl btw.

>>532467446
I feel sorry for the real feminists in 3rd world countries where it actually matters...

So am I safe to assume that most of these crazy bitches are from 'murika? Do you Europefags have any of these cancers?

Well, I can't pretend like it's tumblr, because i've never gone to it.

>>532467682
Just that the 70 year experiment that is communism still hasn't worked yet

>inb4 China
bitch china hasn't been communist for a long time

>>532467712
Your point?

>>532466842
I know. Everyday, it's just, "blah blah blah electrical hazard blah blah blah you're gonna set the house on fire blah blah blah you need to get out and exercise so you can lose some weight instead of blogging all day blah blah blah."

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>>532467138
This is... I can't deal with this level of autism, I've lost the ability toucan.

>>532451640
hahahahahahahahaha omg reblogged!

>>532467975
I don't see how Maoist Rebel News is autistic at all.

>>532467946
My point being that this guy is a total fucking tool. I say this as a center-leftist: This guy is an autistic idiot. Using 'comrade' like that is practically like giving a Nazi salute at the beginning of the video.

>>532458678

Just google "die cis scum." I think it goes by something really fucking stupid like blacklipsticbuxomboy or some shit

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>>532468054
Then I have some bad news for you...

>>532468009
Hawhawhaw! let me shove this in my Twitter

I'm sad

>>532468128
I've run into that guy on some TF2 servers before if you can believe it. He was as insufferable there as he is in all of his videos. Not a pleasant bone in that guy's body.

I am le BDSM master, you are le worthless and should send me your nudezzzzz
love you xD

I will never understand why any sane person would follow those feminist or fandom tumblrs.
Tumblr is for art and porn only!

>>532467138
His contradictions are so difficult to deal with. I just wanna punch him in the face.

>>532468447
You can get better art and porn using bing

>>532468104
>>532468213
>>532468510
No, MRN is pretty legit.

>>532467569
>even in this thread there are chicks reading that thinking, "what a complete crazy cunt this bitch is."

I can confirm this.

am grill

>>532468618
That's the awful part about him, that he's obviously completely serious.

>>532467849
Thanks grill. Apologies if I am raping you with my reply.

>>532467857
As someone who has lived in both Europe and America, I'd say it's WAY more prevalent in the US. Europeans are far less sexually repressed (or should I say oppressed?) than we are in the US.

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>>532468618
nice try or underage

>>532468363

I thought that was actually born a chick. I'm so goddamn confused. I seriously weep for the future.

>>532468761
you forget what game we're playing

>>532468793
What? Are you kidding? Oh my god, no. No, no. That's a guy. He's in my state even, which is probably the most shameful thing that Washington as a state has produced. I have no problem with trans people, I really don't, I even respect their genders, but he calls himself a boy right in his channel's name and he's completely batshit. That makes him a fucking insane male rather than a transwoman in my book.

No, he is seriously insufferable and actually really bad at TF2. Couldn't aim for shit and couldn't stop complaining about everyone else. Thought the work of us engineers was god-awful even though, you know, we completely defended the intel.

Kind of a garbage human being in general.

>>532468618
I was speaking about his contradictions in his epistemology.

"Even if someone likes something then it is still bad".

I can't wrap my brain around it.

>>532468761
Please.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MaoistRebelNews2/videos

>>532469049
Are you still playing 'pretend we're on Tumblr'?

>>532468628
I'm gonna rape you with my thanks, too.

>>532451459
10/10 i luled

>>532467138
So, the theory is that we live in a rape culture and therefore any decision to have sex is either directly or indirectly influenced by said culture and is therefore rape, and this guy disagrees with that because it's only viable in a world where free will and accountability don't exist. Even if this guy is a complete tool, I have to respect his opinion on this particular topic.

somebody link me a tumblr blog with this shit.

I don't believe you

>>532469006

Yeah, I thought it was a female-to-male transwhateverthefuck it is. Shit. I don't understand.

Did he get in voice and fag it the fuck up while failing at TF2? You should have just gone Chozo on him

we need to signal boost this!

>>532469210
Just go to tumblr and search cis privilege. Enjoy your rage.

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>>532469125

JUST AS I WOULD EXPECT FROM MY OPPRESSOR

>>532469180
But by that logic you ought to question all your decisions and whether they're societally dictated. You can't ever fully separate your decisions from your environment any more than you can truly separate yourself from your environment; you can't. It's damaging to act as though decisions are not legitimate due to their societal influences. It diminishes individual capacity and responsibility, so it's disrespectful, and correcting it is essentially impossible. One way or another, someone's value system is going to win out in terms of influence, it's just a question of which value system it's going to be.

>>532469089
Yes.

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Someone please archive this.

>>532469369
http://www.tumblr.com/search/cis+privilege


please just give me a few adresses, some shovels, and a machinegun.

>>532452998
the word "trigger" is my trigger

>>532469250
You better believe he did. I'm a fag myself and even I wanted him to dial it back.
>>532469414
Oh thank Dworkin! For a minute I really thought you were feel-raping me. Remember trigger warnings next time you filthy cisdude!

>>532469441
newfag here, how do you archive a thread?
>inb4 taking screenshots
Is there a faster way?

>>532469590
>right-click
>Save as...
Done.

>>532469574
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Maoist_Rebel_News

>>532469404
So, I can't just be happy and not harm others directly or remove their rights to happiness with my actions and consider myself to have made good decisions that are morally correct; because all my actions are based upon doing something that will ultimately, no matter what, cause irreparable harm to someone else?

My head hurts.

>>532469550
We need to nuke this shit from orbit, machine guns aren't enough

>>532469441
I thought archive was kil

>>532469574
Yeah, that's pretty bad when you being a gayfag was like "wow, 2queer4me"

Seriously? I leave this thread for an hour and when I come back, I'm still being raped over and over again?

QUIT RAPING ME!

FUCK YOU PEOPLE!

>>532451459
omg. cant. even. do. life. r/n

>>532469550
Pick at random and fire away.

>>532469734
>We need to nuke this shit from orbit
It's the only way to be sure. Either way, because these people exist, it's GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

>>532461148
>got me, snort laffed everywhere

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>>532468804
I did totally forget

Gpoy

>>532469441
diggity done
http://4archive.org/b/res/532451459

>>532469381
Don't lie, you liked it. Yeah, take my responses, bitch.

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>>532469732
Talk about way overthinking it. It's 1:30 in the morning and I'm drunk as fuck, you'd do well to ignore me.

>>532451459
9/10 op

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>>532451459

>a good thread on /b/

Holy shit. That was fucking hilarious.

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good job everyone

>>532469732
I'm just gonna start legitimately raping people. I'm talking hardcore, hold-you-down-against-your-will rape, if only to remove any speculation. Thanks, feminist theory.

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>mfw my sister made me take a privilege test and I got maximum marks

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>>532451459
But why do you assume "HE" is a "HE" and not one of those omniwhatchamacallits?

You fucking bigot.

>>532469976

SUUURIOUSLY DOH

FUCK YOU CISHET SCUM

http://www.tumblr.com/search/cishet

>>532469984
>implying I'm not also wired on antihistimines and cough syrup.

Fuck this flu. That's the REAL rapist here. Viruses. Fucking with my cismune system.

>>532451459

http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/

read this but prepare your jimmies for the rustling of a life time

>>532451459
>Reply
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND LEFTIST CAUSES

>>532469897
Time for the 4th reich
We summon Hitler and add feminists to the list along with the Jews

>>532470116
I'll drive the van.

>>532470116

When? Where? I want some rapegasms.

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>>532470206
Yeah, your tears only make my dick harder.

Pic reblogged from Anon asdfadsfa

>>532465732
>no way of preventing rape
>ignoring vasectomies
STOP RAPING VASECTOMIES GODDAMNIT

>>532470218
Beat ya to it: >>532465732

But you win because awesome ID.

>>532451459
OMG LISTEN THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT OMG LISTEN I CAN'T BREATHE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO DON'T MAKE FUN OF PICKY EATERS!

>>532467138
He can say what he wants, but he totally raped that banana.

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>>532470125
God I love those. I never score above a -100 even though I'm white and my dad's paying my way through college. I'm at the most liberal college in one of, if not the, most socially liberal state in the country. I was MORE popular when I came out.

But oh nooo, I'm so oppressed! Watch me cry tears of injust oppression as my boyfriend gives me head for Valentine's! Won't someone save me from my heteronormative oppressors?

>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/trans*
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/transphobia
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/transmisogyny
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/cissexism
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/pansexual
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/genderqueer
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/genderfluid
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/bigender
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/binarism
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/queer-theory
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/cultural-appropriation
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/TERF
>http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/intersectionality

Take any of these.

rape/10 thread op. my only regret is that i have but 2 sides to give

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>>532470418
Anon will deliver. Where u at bb?

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>>532465732
>ugly slag couldn't get a boyfriend
>VAGINA PENETRATION IS RAPE, I-I WON'T LET 'THE MAN' RAPE ME

>>532465652
I grew my beard out for 3 weeks, finally got it looking good and then shaved it off because it was uncomfortable to sleep on. You women will neve know this pain. Count yourself blessed.

>>532470529
Oh she covers that angle, too. Because in the act of taking a woman's virginity, you cause her to bleed. This could cause hemophiliacs to die.

>>532470435

I was joking?

why do you think I put that link moron

>>532467138
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu1EmF-nsBA

PIZZA ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLLS

>>532470641
I'd rather go watch midget porn than clicking any of that. Not that there's anything wrong with midget porn.
>>532470773
Dumb bitch doesn't know about lube. With enough foreplay and a normal virgin chick won't even bleed.

>>532470536
I really wish this was a troll but it's obviously not, I'm... speechless.

>>532470836
Dammit, we're supposed to pretend we're oppressors and whatnot. Stop breaking character.

Seriously, you wanna get raped?

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>>532465732
"Intercourse is the very means through which men oppress us, from which we are not allowed to escape, yet some instances of or PIV and intercourse may be chosen and free? That makes no sense at all."

Oh boy.

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>>532470876
>Not that there's anything wrong with midget porn.

You say that now...

Also, some chicks will always bleed their first go-round. Hymens be like that seal on a pill bottle, yo.

>>532470954

>Rape fantasy detected

I will NOT be an unwilling participant in your WHITE MALE fantasies!!!

MY UTERUS WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

#periodpower

>>532471145
>#periodpower
#freebleeding
#femrevolution
#allsexisrapebecausenomaneverwantedme

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>>532451459
requesting the original gif in OP's pic

URL: SuperWhoLockDeanstielPaintAdventures

>>532471145
Too late. I'm already raping you by talking to you. That's cismale white privilege for ya. Also, my dick is literally that big.

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>>532471127
that's why I said "normal". In this case it means average. I know there are different types of hymen, but the impenetrable one are pretty rare
I like how you have a midget porn pic ready. But watching that still do less damage to my precious neurons than reading those links.

>>532471296
Here's a link

puuDOTsh/1AJEA

>>532471334

I'm getting an in-utero fetal gender reassignment surgery and then aborting it

>>532452020
>Xe

bye bye sides

OP is not a fag tonight. We should do this kind of thread more often. Remind me of the old /b/

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>>532471457
>I like how you have a midget porn pic ready.
I've been around 4chan for a LOOOONG time. I have pictures ready for almost any occasion.

>>532471631

its refreshing, like a tall cool glass of

#PERIODBLOOD

>>532471504
nice

should've worded that better.. requesting the actual gif where the beast says "white CIS scum" or whatever the fuck it is xi says

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>>532471535
I can't top that.

So, I'm gonna give you my white cismale approved internet currency for your efforts and call you a whore.

ITT: people from Mumblr mumbling mumbles mumble mmhrrr mhrrr rrhmmmm.

Heyeveryone, I think I'm gender fluid, the problem is I don't exactly know what tht is

>>532451459
I'm cyber raping all of you right not.

>>532467138
I was laughing until I saw this.

It takes a lot to make me really rage, but this did it

>>532471859

*bows gracefully*

GET BENT

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>>532453284
>>532453284
>>532453284

>>532471884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bbZ24PSDr4

As an sophomore engineer I agree.

>>532471981
Not a fan of Maoists?

>>532471924
gender fluid privilege I'm gender gaseous

>>532472023
That's right, bow before your male oppressor.

>>532472245
So, does that make cisgender gender solids?

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>I'm a sexually repressed girl!
>I come to tumblr to reblog gifs of sex
>Don't approach me about sex, you perv!
im a grl btw

>>532472350
it makes you a rapist for asking

>>532472473
Yeah, I never understood that contradiction. It's like chicks on fetlife who have hundreds of nudes of themselves posted to their profile of them doing all kinds of lascivious things, but if you message them (even with a female partner in tow) they'll go bonkers on you.

>>532472515
So, you're not a member of the noble gender gasses, huh?

http://mcdlr.com/check-your-privilege/

>>532467373
this
also, +100 threads for this internet

>>532472754
Only once? I've been raped of my opportunity to check my privilege repeatedly.

I saw this man leaving his house today and it disgusted me
he didnt even ask the door for consent when he used the front door
that poor house had it's entrance violated, the house was not in a state to give consent because it didn't have a mouth to speak

we must stop houserape

>>532473201
'Now you hold on.
*I* own that house, I can do what I want with it.
It's MY property.

>>532473201
10/10

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>>532473201
No, that was a home invasion.

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>>532473560

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>>532473201
Doors are my specialty.

>>532473478

Shut your mouth, you key-wielding deed-privileged asshole.

Bumping to prevent thread death.

AKA forcing the thread to keep taking it.

>>532474176
How dare you rape the thread you white cisscum

>>532474818
You automatically assume I'm white because I can type and bump!?

Fuck off.

>>532453443
This looks like a childs genitals.

>>532465732
Sounds like she needs a good rooting.

>>532473478

But you can't, like... *own* a house maaannn....

>>532475267
Didn't your parents taught you not to stick your dick in crazy?

>>532472473
Pretty sweet ass

OK so i'm just gunna start out by saying that i'm an intermittiblygendermixed flashlight bystander at heart but present myself as a moldy banana.

The other day, I was out watering my hydroponic avocados when a group of white teenagers who presented as male walked by. On of them made eye contact with me and I swear I nearly had a heart attack. I have always read the bandom fanfics of rape but I have never imagined that it would ever happen to ME!

anyways, all support is welcome. I hope I can recover soon. I will continue to post my weight gain to my blog until I reach my goal of 350 and smash weight discriminition. :) much love xoxoxo