I would like to thank you for the birthday wishes, and cards

>>531446338
Tits or GTFO

what happened

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>>531446338
Okay about me: I'm married and have been married to the same man my entire adult life. Logan and I started dating in high school (16+ years ago) and have been married over 13 years. I think he is awesome and I'm glad I was able to find the love of my life so early. We live in the country and I am a stereotypical country girl. I can handle weapons and tools. I can skin and butcher an animal and then cook it up for dinner. I think camping or a day floating on the river with a cooler full of beer is a vacation, not some expensive spa weekend. I take pride in a well run household and a happy satisfied husband. I'm a big nerd and I'm married to a huge geek. I'll watch a LoTR or Marvel marathon while he codes next to me on the couch. I'll admit that when you've sent us links to threads lately Logan will sometimes lurk and get adorably offended if /b/ says something mean about me. Okay so there you go, that's us in a quick little package, what else /b/?

>>531446338
OMG SHE'S HERE, hi kimmy

kimmy said there shall be thread
and it was so

bless

YOU'RE ONE UGLY PIECE OF SHIT

>>531446338
hi kim, we luv u

>>531446697
ahahaha yes, bday cards, wooohoooo

>>531446338
show box

tits with timestamp or gtfo

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>>531446636
Nice try, you've already seen them. But all is not lost I'll be posting OC pics as I go along today, integrity and all.

>>531446636
hahaha come on dude im sure someone will post them before this thread dies

>>531446636
lol, mfw we all seen her tits already

>>531446697
how was birthday kimmy?

u mad?

This is incredible. I never thought this day would come. You're....you're the REAL her.

My mind = blown

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wait what did i miss?

fill me in

>>531447114
Her tits are all over/b/
Dumbass

>>531446338
>>531446697
>>531447137
I'm so glad I found your thread.
Thanks for coming to /b/
disregard the haters, it's just part of /b/
they're angry kid because no gf to come to mom's basement.

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>>531446636

someone post this nasty weird bitches nudes

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nice teeth

>>531447394
Dude. This is the queen of /b/, how do you not recognize her?

Fuck off you worthless piece of shit.
You haven't posted tits and everything in this thread is cancer.

I hope you get raped by niggers.

>>531447137
lol wat. you are a true goddess

more kim keep going girl

really you look better then ever

>>531447394
People sent her birthday cards and stuff.

No questions. I just wanted to thank you for being here (i was on last night) and thank you for your humor in this. I don't raid, etc. innocents because it's against my beliefs. I'm gratefull for a new Queen. Could we be Fb friends?

>>531446338
i gotta ask how will you will deal with bullies when your kids go to school and eventually someone connects the dots and finds your pictures? i was curios because i've seen interviews with pornstars who were asked the same thing

>>531447607
>being this clueless

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>>531447114
>>531446950
Seriously don't care, I can gtfo, but remember /b/ invited me...Just thought I'd be nice and show up

>>531447502
i would pleasure the fuck out of those tits

>>531447668
Get a load of this guy.

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>mfw it's Aunt /b/ee

>>531447746
plz don't go. these assholes don't realise how rare this is

i've had fantasies of this weird lookin cunt rubbing a slice of pizza on her twat

>>531447746
Don't go!

Questions:
1 - did you know about /b/ before the pictures?

2 - any instances of people recognizing you in public?

3 - how long before you got over being exposed on the internet?

>>531447746
Thanks for showing up.

I hope your skin is thick enough to stay a bit.

Is your favorite color purple?

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>>531447746
>>>531446950
quick question, did you do those floors yourself?

I was thinking about ripping up my carpet and throwing in some hardwood flooring or linoleum. Any tips or advice you can give a 1st timer?

How long did it take you?

Also, how many beers deep are you?

>>531447895
>whore
>Internet

It's not rare at all you fucking autist.

HAIL THE NEW QUEEN OF /B

KIMMY!

You look way nicer btw on these pics then the others.

Hi Kimmy! Happy Birthday babe! When are you going to set up your own website? I mean, the cats already of the bag (so to speak), so you might as well make some money at it. Don't let the haters get you down, some people think you're hotter than fuck! I'd love to see you shooting your bow nude (be careful not to smack your boob with the bow sting)

>>531446338
You look like my wife's ginger cousin. I've spilt buckets over your pics. You should seriously consider doing professional pornography...you'd make millions.

>>531448073
This is not your common internet whore, though.

>>531447989
is it leftover pizza? or is it fresh and hot? so the cheese melts inside of her and burns her vaginal cavity.. I must know more. Perhaps rule 34?

how many cheeseburgers did you have to eat to get that mediocre gut look goin on?

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>>531447291
Great the Game was fun and /b/ was
nice

>>531447498
:-)

>>531447746
Stay please.

>>531446338
Tits or GTFO.

>>531448298
who's taking the photos bb

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>>531446338
Happy Birthday!
Hehe coming to wasp nest hoping for some wasps to be nice...
Thanks for the mammaries!

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Oh shit this is actually happening

Happy birthday Kimmy!

You seriously have balls to came here though. You must be really nice.

>>531448245
You're right; this one has a face like a decomposing walrus.

I honestly don't want to see your boobies again, and I wish I never had in the first place. Do you know how they were leaked?

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You guys dumped boxxy for THIS?!?!?

>>531446338
Could you hold up a sign that says "Ten Cent Turtle rocks!"? Pleeease.

>>531448396
Probably the husband she's mentioned in the posts you dumb fuck.

>>531448483
Damn. Just damn.

I'm rubbing crisco on my dick right now.

How many cheeseburgers did you have to eat to get that mediocre gut look?

>>531447710
aww i guess she isn't going to answer my question :(

>>531448553
>You guys dumped boxxy for THIS?!?!?
who is this boxxy of which you speak??

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You are a lovely woman Kim!

Best wishes to your and your family
from your fan club in Italy!

>>531446697
Is your C.B. handle Firebush?

>>531448604
very many

>>531448604
>How many cheeseburgers did you have to eat to get that mediocre gut look?
All of them

>>531448553
Of course not. Boxxy is forever

>>531448553
Get that whore tease out of here. This is a Kim thread!!!!

>>531446697
>I can skin and butcher an animal and then cook it up for dinner
YOU. ARE. AMAZING.

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>>531448738
>Of course not. Boxxy is forever
Thank you for injecting common sense into this lunacy.

I am a meat popsicle

Post feet bb

whos this ugly cunt?

~kimmy, hi. Few things to start off. I vomit when i see your rotten cunt, how these faggots fap to your tumor of a face is beyond me. HBD

>>531447607
Hey kim, big fan, I didnt fap on your pictures but now I realize how awesome you are for being here

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I think you're beautiful kimmy.

I had a friend whose sister looked similar to you and I always had the biggest crush on her but never had the courage to act on it.

I'm sorry your crap got posted on /b/... and honestly could never figure out why there were so many threads. I always assumed it was an ex-boyfriend of yours trying to ruin your life or something. But since you say you're married, I guess it turns out you really did actually have quite a few fans that just downright love you.

Grats, and way to be cool and have fun with it all

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>>531447710
Whatever. I did this stuff with my hubby whats to be embarrassed about except they leaked

>>531448049
1-No...not until people started contacting me
2-No
3-Still working on that

>>531448053
I have thick skin. Hubby treats me like a Queen I can handle anything with him here next to me.

>>531448065
Yep. Surprise hubby with the material and then he did it in 3 days.

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>>531446338
Although I do not adhere to the concept of kings, queens of /b/ (plenty of cunts though!)

I must cede to you ma lady that you have handled this whole affair quite magnanimously. There were threads about your nudes almost everyday for 2 months almost, so there was someone definitely trying to REALLY hurt you (I hope you find out who).

That being said, I wish you and your husband the very best life has to offer as you both seem quite reasonable and down to earth people.

tl;dr: Dayum bitch you faced /b/ and stayed in one piece

you are queen of [s4s] in case you didn't know.

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>>531448553
Boxy shush. Adults are talking.

>>531447468
No shit sherlock, but there's nothing wrong with more tits.

>>531449117
>[s4s]

opinion discarded. anyone posting there should be gassed

>>531449005
Is that a picture of you and your dad?

>>531446338
omg!

>>531448681
muh sides

>>531449005
Out of curiosity, HOW did the pictures get leaked?

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My hair is a bird
Post TITS & time-stamp or GTFO

>>531449005
I'm glad you showed up. More of our obsessions should show up, like you. Ignore the h8 m8

+1 internets to you.

>>531449005
i wouldn't be worried about you being embarrassed but what about your kids who are going to go to school with kids who are going to find these pics and show people and probably give them a hard time.

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>>531449005
I cant believe this is really happening

>>531448892
I am Dr. Remulak

>>531449117
She posted there yesterday

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>>531448298
who were you going for in superbowl?

i like your bow shooting pics, you are HAWT

>>531449326
Because it isn't this is still bullshit don't be a tard.

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kimmy you are great. tip of my pizza to you.

>>531446338
We love you Kim, don't listen to these edgy kissless virgin acting like raging retards just because they can't deal with their daily failure and frustration, you're beautiful and kind, and wish you the best.

>>531449005
You're a cute couple and seem perfect for each other.

I get happy every time I look at your candid pics. (xmas card, archery shots, etc)

>>531449283

THIS. Answer this.

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>>531449136
>being this obsessed

>>531449505
I 2nd this

>>531448671
who is this newfag that is speaking??

>>531449116
Agreed. I think with the constant threads and postings of Kim she I handling everything immensely. I mean to even come to be and face us all, with husband, is mighty amazing. Most other girls would have an heroed long long ago.

HAIL KIM THE QUEEN OF B!!!

DENOUNCE THE CHLOE!!!
DENOUNCE THE BOXXY!!!

HAIL HAIL KIM THE REAL QUEEN OF B!!!!!!!!!

The only time I see teeth that bad are when I'm fapping to Japanese porn.

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>>531446338
Nfw! I knew we could summon you!

>this is an epic bread

Kimmy we all love u at /b/ even if some anons don't show it. Your a goddess. xxx

>>531449505
Idiot uploaded his drive to limewire. Fycking new fag cancer killing muh b. Lurk moar

>>531449631
this
seconded

>>531449005
OMFG, I cannot get over how gross your teeth are. GTFO you attention whore. You are as ugly as shit. The only people who are worshiping you are the most rejected pieces of shit stain on society. Go away you hag filled, Nasty retard.

/b/ doesn't welcome you, go fuck off to /s4s/ where you belong

oh hey kim. greetings from [s4s]. :^)
thanks for visiting us the other day again. i'm glad the /b/umblebutts aren't treating you too harshly.

How did all this start, how did your private pictures get out?

posting in EPIC thread

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>>531446338
I think I'm in love

>>531449567
You could just close the thread, like you tell me. This thread isn't about you, go away or deal with the consequences.

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>>531449695
you magnificient bastart

>>531449867
>s4s
You are a faggot.

>>531449737
>Idiot uploaded his drive to limewire. Fycking new fag cancer killing muh b. Lurk moar
I remember limewire and its shared drive stuff. You could search for "Income tax" and it would bring up hundreds of people's IRS 1040a's they didn't know they were sharing with the world. good times for identity thieves.

>>531449885

see

>>531449737

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I never gave a fuk about your pics. seen it done too many times. but saw this thread and have to say you have my respect for comming on 4chan and owning up to everyone.
TODAY OP IS NOT A FAG
now tits or GTFO

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>>531449005
Kimmy, I don't know if you realize this but what's happening here is pretty rare.

Have you tried to trace any of the 4channers that doxxed you?

>>531449845
>>531449867
lel

Wait, why should we care about this again? I missed that part...

>>531449005
You guys are cute. I'm phenomenally impressed by your grace and the balls it took for you to come here and address all these weirdos. I never fapped to your pictures on account of my lack of a dick, but... kind of inspiring. With the high level of technology, I know that there are guys who have my pictures including face. This could happen to anyone, and yet you handled it beautifully.

Kudos, woman. Also, you look great in these pictures and you are your husband are a really cute couple.

>>531449845
This isn't a boxy thread.

In all politeness, the question remains: who are you? What is the story?

Seriously, what's your best shot. I've hit dead center in a deer sized target from sixty plus yards out. I haven't hit any that far hunting though, the woods are too heavy where I live.

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>>531448178
No thanks, Boxxy can have it, I'll stick to protecting the virgins, neckbeards, and /b/tards of the world.

>>531448396
Logan

>>531448481
That's me...ballsy and awesome

>>531448946
Long pause....Thanks

>>531448979
No Ex boyfriend, just shitty limewire update resetting all my privacy settings

>>531449867
>/b/umblebutts
>s4s

you are a total faggot
just get out

All hail Kim

>>531450057
What a nice guy

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>>531450000
=0000
{ quads }
%nice
>>531449945
Holy fuck these tears.

FUCKING FAGGOTS
HAHAHAHA
WHY ARE YOU GIVING THIS LAND WHALE THE TIME OF DAY
HER FUCKED UP TEETH AND FUCKED UP FACE
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH

>>531450009
She posted this first. Learn to read.

postin in an epic bread ?

>>531450000
>0000
nice :^)

Someone post the pictures, in the mean time

SAGE

>>531450227
mad

>>531449867

topkeks of the morning to you friend :^D

>>531448553
sauce?

>>531450057

>my lack of a dick
> guys who have my pictures
> kudos

Tits or GTFO bitch this thread isn't about you

>>531446697
Who's the engineer?

>>531449631
thirded.

This humanizing yourself and making us all realize you're a person shit has got to stop.

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>>531448298
I heard there were some crazy fucks stalking you RIGHT NOW.

Godspeed Kimmy.

>>531450037
This,

I seriously hope you don't have anything to do today, because we're planning on being here for a while

>>531449631
Amen

Grills don't exist

>>531450383
are you so fucking stupid that you can't read the post

I was soooo fucking tired of seeing your disgusting nudes, but tbh you seem like a really cool person and are handling it better then any one else I've seen. Best wishes.

>>531450175
Do you have any pets?

I'm hoping you guys are dog people

So which /b/ tard will end up on her porch taking a selfie?

Boxxy already had at least a couple unwanted visitors...

This thread is history in the making!

This is a god tier thread.

Hi Kimmy. My name is Joe O'Connell and I'm from Illinois. I was wondering if you'd look me up when you are in the neighborhood. I'm gay and would like to hang out

>>531450057
cool
now back to reddit with you

BOASTING IN EPIC LEAD

How was she doxxed to begin with

>>531449631
Hail the real queen of /b/

>>531450306
Oh shit. I got my first quads ever in Kimmy's thread. capped!

>>531449631
This. Kim just became one if the hottest bitches on the planet because of this thread. Someone post the damn pics already!

>>531450839
read the fucking thread MOTHERFUCKER

Are you sure you or hubby hasn't been leaking pictures on here? I see your face on here a lot every day. Someone is always uploading new pics.

>>531450538
None of that stuff is needed for the 'coding' that she mentions, so the question is not actually answered.

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>>531450440

holy shit she talks
I've always seen pictures of you but I didn't think you were aware that the set was on /b/

Nice to finally meet you o_o

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mfw exif data reveals these pics were taken last night, and everyone in this thread has been trolled.

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>>531450175
Can I fuck you in the ass?

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>>531450839
Nigga is you serious?

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>>531449116
Stay classy

>>531449117
Yes all very exciting

>>531449283
Again Limewire. Were software junkies, we were using limewire beta for linux and in one of the version "scan hd for sharable items" was checked.

>>531449413
SEAHAWKS of course. Did you even see my nails?

>>531449473
Thanks

>>531449504
Thank you. And just for the record we did not do the christmas card. Pic was taken off friends FB.

>>531449631
Thank you. It helped that allot of your stuff was funny... inappropriate but laughable.

>>531450996
>mfw exif data reveals these pics were taken last night, and everyone in this thread has been trolled.
You can't troll the willing

>>531450996
REad OP post you twat

she said these pics are from last night when she was on srs

>>531450861
>Someone post the damn pics already!
If you haven't saved them by now you aren't a true believer.
Go to the back of the line and wait please.

Kim you adorable amazing queen you! Im so glad to hear from you! You kept your word and returned to the depths of /b/ once again! Keep doing what your doing Kim, you're an amazing girl and your guy is lucky to have you! I first started last night thinking you were some dumb hoe, but now I love and respect you and... feel bad that I made a hurtful card to someone soo cool! Don't let a word of some these faggots let you down your beautiful in every way and youre truely the queen of /b/

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Pat, and I like single one of you. All of you are phat, untardy, high lifes who spend every second of their day looking at awesome ass pictures. You are everything great in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I bet you have. I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of their insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. You're pretty much perfect. I bet you were captain of the football team, and starter on your basketball team. What other sports do you play? “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? Me too! You also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew you; Shit was SO cash). You are all friends who should just kill any doubts about yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my waifu.

>>531447767 needs help man help /b/

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>>531446697

all them sad people sending her money and birthday cards

>>531446338
Timestamp pic of outside your window.

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>>531451115
so it HAS TO BE REAL OMFG. yall are niggers getting trolled

>>531451176
Fuck you and that disgusting trap.

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>>531450753
>>531450375
>>531450259

>>531450175
You are the queen of /b/ and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>531450274
Post a naked pic of yourself, with timestamp. Then you can complain.

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you can call me queen /b/

Absolute respect to you for owning this. You’re a strong and beautiful woman.

>>531446338
Happy birthday! And very graceful of you :)

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>>531451284

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>>531451082
greetings from brazil

happy birthday!

>>531450858
and [s4s] was the only one who checked them for you.
I hope you feel better now.

>>531450937
I see how the pictures were leaked faggot but that does not explain how her identity was exposed

We should send her pizza to show our appreciation.

SOMEONE POST THE TITS

>>531451373

>lold

>>531446338
So how does it feel to be quasi-famous, if only to this autistic corner of the internet?

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>>531451493

>>531451520
#REKT.
Oh, the irony.

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>>531450038
And what? Tattle on them. On eguy sent me an email from his work...should I have gotten him fired? No thank you.

>>531450440
My bad

>>531446338
Kimmy, what all did /b/ send you for your birthday?

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LULZ

>>531448483
I died a little from laughter at this post.

>>531446338
Damn phone can't post Moby Dick pasta. Get in here all whalers, tharrr she blows!

>>531450274
autistic cry for attention

>>531450538
That's electrical equipment, not used for building or coding on a computer.

>>531451531
THIS THIS THIS

>>531451527
>explain how her identity was exposed
she was doxed from clues in the pics

>>531451115
Shit dic. She prepared for this. You have obviously done nothing remarkable irl.

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Have you spoken to the 4chan admins about all thats happened? Are you aware of moot? He is the creator of 4chan and actually a responsible dude. You should reach out to him.

Pic related, its moot

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>>531451774

>>531446338
What all did /b/ send you for your birthday?

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>>531451082

I'm not going to lie, I have to avoid all of your threads because you share an uncanny, midwestern resemblance to my boss. It's kinda scary actually. But thanks for the entertainment and Happy Birthday!

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Hi , Glad the leak didn't destroy your life . your guys kinda lucky :P

Wishing you the best and thanks for all the faps i've had over your pics

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>>531451082
Can you post a timestamped pic which you've just taken so that we can shut this >>531451271 fucker up?

>>531451873

Hey Kim, haaaaaaaaave you met m00t?

I hope your husband has a new appreciation for you after this experience. There are now legions of guys just waiting for the chance to jump your bones. Your man better not fuck up.

Step-by-step instructions

1. I'll get my dick real hard

2. I'll lay on my back and bend my dick back to my belly button

3. I'll put a cheerio on the top

4. I'll catapult the cheerio and ping it off my bedroom door and it sink it in the trash can

>>531451752
fuck thats great!

>>531452048
You actually believe that troll talking about trolling?

>>531451527
If you need /b/ explained, lurk more.

>>531451707
So no dog? I'm guessing?

>>531451859
Thats my question. What were the clues used.

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>>531450665
Yep, an Alaskan white wolf, husky, goats, horses...

>>531450682
Had a guy try that already. He peed himself when I pointed a shotgun at him and suggest burying him with my backhoe

>>531452143
WHY WOULDN'T YOU BEND YOUR DICK TOWARDS YOUR KNEES AND PING THE CHEERIO INTO YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN NEANDERTHAL YOU'RE WASTING CEREAL

>>531451774
Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,--Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

>>531452278
oh fug

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Moderators, please stick this thread to the top of the board.

Do you have a particular piece of Kimmy content/OC that you ‘like’? Like might be a weird word seeing as /b/ had grossly invaded your privacy, but you mentioned some things that were 'innapropriately funny’. Anything that made you go ‘heh’?

>>531446338
>>531447668
Hi! Few things to start out with. =]

1. Yes, I replied to this thread because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Brian.

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>531452258
>What were the clues used.
dude, it was months ago - i've forgotten now
facebook was found and it went from there

>>531452316
oh my sides.

>>531451973
That pussy is ground zero, I feel sorry for her husband. Fuck that 4/10 bitch.

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>>531451670

>>531451373
HAHAHA

>>531451707
HAIL THE QUEEN

>>531452278
Fuck that's awesome, you guys are aok

>>531446338

Well hell Kim. I gotta say that while I normally support hurting camwhores, I knew when this whole fiasco was giving a regular girl problems, not a camwhore.

I have never white knighted in my life, but I didn't participate in your "situation" either.

Best of luck in your life. I hope that my /b/rothers feel the same. You are and have been an fun and interesting chapter in the life of /b/.

I should also add that regardless of all of the moralfaggotry in regular life, you were doing nothing wrong in thaking the pics. You are a regular girl, from what I can see. Don't ever let anyone make you feel bad for being you.

Have the same name as your husband.
Wouldrelationship/10

>>531452420
your forgot
>pls respond

>>531452278
>Had a guy try that already. He peed himself when "I pointed a shotgun at him and suggest burying him with my backhoe"

BEYOND AWESOME

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>>531452278
How do you take your coffee?

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Hail to the new queen of /b/.

I salute you my queen.

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>>531446697
>I think camping or a day floating on the river with a cooler full of beer is a vacation
Hot. I suddenly feel compelled to collect all your pics

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>>531450940
Not us.

>>531450996
Took pics last night while kiddos were at a sleepover. But I can stop if you don't want more...

>>531451259
Want the view from my house??

>>531451373
Lorde and Kimmy are now the oligarchs of /b/

***Nomination for Princess of /b/***

You are a friend and scholar, a true high priestess of teh Internet. All my yes and wat go to you.

How do you feel about all the non nude pics leaking on to /b/?

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>>531452872
You're a nice person, and I'm really sorry about all these pics I have upload since 2months

Okay here's one for you.

After learning about the chan and getting familiar with it, are you and your husbands now regularly browsing 4chan for epic lulz? Or

>>531452872

how about a view of your bumhole instead

Had you heard of 4chan, /b/ or /s4s/ before all this?

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>>531452278
Hi Kim, can you do me a big favor?
If I ever come snooping around your porch could you threaten me with the bow instead? Firearms really don't do it for me...

>>531452278
considering all that happend you hgave taken this real well , and did the right and sensible thing anyone would instead of taunting /b/ like vichey you went aww shit got me and rolled on with life. in my books that makes you an awesome also ifyou could eat one thing the rest of your life what would it /b/

>>531453304
She answered this already. Read the damn thread faggot

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>>531451428
*blushes*

>>531451527
Yay I'm not sure either. Different stories. Someone saw me here that knew me or they just got lucky and found my g+.

Okay I resized pics hope I can speed up now.

>>531453164
>I'm really sorry about all these pics I have upload since 2months
>>531453164
>I'm really sorry
LIAR!

>>531446338

kill yourself attention whore

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Prepare your ass

You should start up an adult site. I would pay for new pics, videos and to read a blog about your day to day life.

>>531453427
What all did /b/ give you for your birthday Kimmy?

>>531453449

gtfo nigger. Kim has handled the situation with class and grace.

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Can I get a happy birthday matt sign ? We be birthday buddies !

>>531453427
Describe your typical Sunday morning.

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>>531450175
>I'll stick to protecting the virgins, neckbeards, and /b/tards of the world.

ALL HAIL SHIELDMAIDEN KIMMY, STALWART OF THE MASSES

>>531453641
get the fuck out of here.

what are your thoughts about why so many people find you extremely hot?

>>531453104
Queen. She's gone above all for this.
> thanks Kim and Logan, if no one said it yet

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>>531446338
Have you ever considered being a professional model?

oh wow no way i just realize this is the chick people post because she's a total butterface and shit. especially in those "guilty pleasure" threads, wahahhaha

that explains why I was wondering "who the hell wants to see this naked"

>>531453554
Fuck porn, I would watch a fucking YouTube cooking channel by Kim. she looks like a demon in the kitchen. Hunt it, kill it, cook it, eat it. KIM IT.

>>531452180

fucking this right here

>>531449413

you shouldn't grip the bow with your forward hand like that, it turns it. leave an open hand and draw the bow, it will glue the bow to your hand properly, never grip it. the bow should tilt backward after a fire, because you arent gripping it.

you also need to increase draw length, should get that hand behind your jaw, touch your lip and the tip of your nose.

if you held the bow properly you would never need the armguard. that arm should be bent a little, holding it straight puts the bow on your skeleton instead of your muscle, therefore making it harder to hold.

your shoulders should be facing the target, not facing away. if you had properly draw length, anchor and form this would happen naturally.

Least i could do is give you some advice after the times i've masturbated to you kim

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>>531451632
odd, very odd.

>>531451719
Lots of online stuff, 21 cards, $175 amazon, $45 cash...darn not enough to fix my teeth.

>>531451809
Correct...Hubby is also an electrician

>>531451873
It's /b/ not much to be done. They don't archive my info and was told it gets taken out of other boards if caught

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>>531452872
You sound like a genuinely sweet person. /b/ will always be /b/ but sometimes I think about what happens to people who get their personal lives smeared all over the internet.

Sonder:
>"the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own."

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>>531452665
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>>531452840

I can't believe some of these faggots are actually trying to suck her off.

She hasn't been getting enough attention this week so she pops up pulling this shit.

Why not just embrace your celebrity status and go into porn before the novelty wears off.
You could end up like wifey and hubby, that couple probably pulls down at least half a million a year, judging from the ultramodern home they live in that they use for their porn shoots.

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>>531453427
Srsly, you have the most beautifulpussy I've ever seen in my life.
I don't know how you will take that... but I really love your pussy

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>>531453990
Kim, seriously, you should look into cashing in on your fame. Have you heard of Catie Wayne aka Boxxy? She got famous on here and now presents for Discovery Channel.

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>>531452258

motherfucker gtfo. probably a fucking pig anyways.

if you dont know how, then fuck off.

nigger. this is what we *do*. Not you, we.

fuck off.

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You know the rules, and so do I.

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>>531446338
Dear Kimmy
How do you feel about fanmail/getting letters?
Would you reply?
Kind regards from Belgium!

>>531449724
Sign your pitddy on da runny kine!

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>>531454116

>is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.
>implying it's vivid and complex
>implying I'm living life

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I'm helping

>>531454338
>Would you reply?
She replied to mine. I was VERY polite.

Hey Kim happy birthday from Britbongland

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>>531454114
>pls respond

Have you had a look around /b/ or the rest of 4can? What do you think of the place?

>>531446338
your husband is a lucky man

>>531453449
considering /b/ posted her pics first this is kind of backwards. she isn't here for validation. the way she's handled it all is commendable also.

>>531454256
Boxxy wasn't exactly famous for nude leaked pics....

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>>531454114
>They don't archive my info and was told it gets taken out of other boards if caught

>>531453427
>Yay I'm not sure either. Different stories. Someone saw me here that knew me or they just got lucky and found my g+.

I can't see how someone could stumble on your social network. It has to be someone you know?

>>531446338
kimmy, you are awesome. glad to hear you had a good b-day!

i dont know what to cook for dinner, any suggestions?

>>531453373

indeed, this right here, OP.

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>>531454114
You and your husband are welcome on my board any day. You folks are good in my book. Thank you for being so chill about it, this shows that there are still decent, down to earth people out there.

>>531454796
This x 5

>>531455020
>my board

Mmmmhmmmm....gtfo.