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>contact has been lost with the crew of this space station, after multiple reports of an unknown alien life form being sighted

>you, an expert in gorilla warfare (with over 300 confirmed kills) are chosen to investigate

>the two images below yours are your team

>post (with image) ending in 69 is the alien
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Its slav time
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toasting for lulz
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We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against.
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giving you faggots above some mercy
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Let's clear em out!
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>>531231470
>gorilla
mfw fuckin murrican writing phonetically because too retarded to read.
It's guerrilla, asshole. It's a spanish word and it means little war. Fuckin american idiots.
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This guy can get really, really mad at aliens. Im talking so mad his face turns red.
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>>531232941
u wot m8?
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>>531232976
Well, I'll take it seeing as this faggot >>31232779 gave me geezers
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>>531232941
Or he was making a context appropriate joke.
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>>531232941
>>531232941
a-are you him?>>531232941
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>>531233039
>>531233075
>>531233090
More retarded than suspected.
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>>531233496
That is awesome
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>>531233496
awesome
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Sexty nein waste
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Space kitty
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A baboon
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>>531231470
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get
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These bro's roll with you.
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we need someone that can actually fight against the xenos
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>>531236226
Plot twist.

>OP is alien
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>>531236337
seems legit, unfortunately my ally is now a faggot

>need more chaos to even it out
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I FIGHT NAAKEEEED
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> Horse included.
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>>531237553
A few Finnish soldiers.
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You get a curious marine.
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A Vaegir.
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>>531237623
>>531237627
>>531237553

This alien is so intellectually fucked.
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Yes...excellent! I haven't had this much fun in ages! ...What did you say your name was?
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You get angry Gandhi.
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>>531237309
>dat filename
>dats not juipeter
>dats zeus
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>>531231470
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Consider the station ours.
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Need more aliums up in this bitch..
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69 get
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>>531235485
That costume is genius.
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>>531240975
army of sea turtles!!!
time to liberate the fuck outa this station
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>>531243934
>forgot pick
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>>531243972
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Lucky you.
EL DESTRUCTOR DE MUNDOS
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Have some mercy.
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> an expert in gorilla warfare
> expert in gorilla warfare
> in gorilla warfare
> gorilla warfare
> gorilla

Guerilla is the term you meant guy.
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>>531248284
Low level "troll"
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>>531231470
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I want this to be the alien
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>>531231786
>>531231902

Nigger squadron gets wiped out first, Slav soldier prob remains as some crafty sidekick.
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you're welcome niggers
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with this anons, you will have no fucking problems
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Roll
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ma niggas
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if this is the alien, you're fucked. If not you're welcome. TOAA
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Reporting for duty
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>>531238486
>implying that the Romans didn't just copy the Greek gods and give them different names
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>>531255630
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boop
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too stronk
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>>531231470
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ready to rock?
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yep
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>>531240975
This. Can make infinite clones/ other meeseeks, and cannot die until their task is complete. If that task is killing me, well fuck.
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rolling
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>>531231470
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>>531231470
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rolling for alien
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rolling for alien
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>>531266525
You are cool
>>531266741
You let me down...
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>>531266939
Why thank you,
Rolling again for
< if get people are pretty fucked.
also there is a water supply and massive chamber on ship, this can create smaller versions of itself to do battle as proxies.
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Yes
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69 get
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The true scum of the universe...
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Two for one.
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wom wom wom womw omw
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>>531271631
Which one is taller?
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You are welcome, son
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>>531271841

what the hell man
what is that?
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Pain and Doom
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>>531232941
>>531232941
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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First off, dead from laughing.
Second,...
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alien
masterrace
reporting
in
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69 dudes
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>>531231470
>They still die when ya shoot 'em
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Let's Fuck shit up
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alien
robotic
masterrace
reporting
in
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The new life form is the Cagepocalypse.
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alien
masterrace
2nd try
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>>531272767
huuu that
was close
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>>531272968
>>531272968
>>531272968
HUUU THAT
WAS CLOSER
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>>531231668
I feel happy knowing he died of blood poisoning
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>>531236630
except they can't see anything and their guns are older than my grandma's tits
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