I just took 17 Tramadol, 14 aspirin, 12 co-codamol and 23 codeine. Not sure if it'll kill me but meh. If I do do I'd like you to know my name, which is Joshua. Ask me anything.
If it does kill you OP.
I wish you pleasant travels.
Enjoy passing through the veil my friend.
you will probably die of liver or kidney failure. going to be a slow and humiliating death. expect to linger in a hospital bed for 4 to 10 days with everyone you know aware of how fucking stupid and pathetic you are. just think of all the things you're going to miss out on.
So you've got 850mg of Tramadol, some aspirin, and at least 1,050mg of codeine in your system? Good luck to you, man, but you're probably just going to throw it all up.
Hopefully this is your cry for help.
Possible seizure zone due to seratonin syndrome. I can take 500mg+ at a time, and I've never even seen my temperature go up. Depends on the person, I guess.
>inb4 "get some real drugs"
Ever since i can remember ive never been happy, my childhood was rather turbulent. My dad was a huge drug addict, he'd take anything he used to beat the shit out of me and my mum. The drugs made him fucking crazy when he was on them, and hed always cry and say sorry and promise to change when he wasnt high. After my dad eventually got off the drugs, my mum dumped him and called the police cos he was going fucking apeshit. This resulted in a family feud that is still going on but we're civil now. My grandmother (dads mum) used to pay kids to beat the shit out of my sister and bully her causing her to attempt suicide. Shed call the police every weekend and say my mum was fucking loads of guys and taking herion and meth and abusing us, of course they came all the time breaking down the door and searching the house threatening to put us in foster care. Cont.
Shove your finger down your throat you fucking retard. This isn't an easy way out, you're going to suffer for a long time before you die. Like someone mentioned, earlier: You're probably going to end up in a hospital hooked up to machines for four days as you slowly die.
Sound like fun, faggot? If you really want to kill yourself, blow your brains out.
And vice versa. I used Tramadol to get myself off Suboxone, which some dumbshit doctor put me on because I was addicted to Xanax (It doesn't make sense to anyone else, either). Then when I run out of Tramadol, I find myself taking hydro and oxy until I get refilled.
Fucking doctors, man.
My grandmother used to get my cousins to kick the shit out of me too, i used to get beat up almost everyday. I was only fucking six. Another time i was playing in my front garden with some action men, my dad came out of nowhere, grabbed me and ran. My mum called the police when she realised i was missing, they couldnt find me. I was in my dads fucking drug den for over a week while he took heroin and did whatever else he did i cant remember. One time when he shot up, he passed the fuck out, i just thought he was sleeping. So i got the fuck out of there, and i just ran and ran and ran. Cont.
I don't know, man. I try not to think about offing myself. Opiates would work, but you're going to want to take A LOT of the fuckers, or else you'll just end up with brain damage.
Or get some heroin and bang as much as you can fit in a syringe.
I was fucking filthy, i was sleeping in a fucking smack den. There was used needles and blood and shit everywhere, im amazed i didnt get fucking cholera or something. (Starting to feel drowsy, might not be here much longer) i was covered in my own shit and piss i hadnt eaten for days. I found a soggy bag of chips on the side of the road, i didnt give a fuck how long theyd been there or what dog had pissed on them. I ate those fuckers, and goddamn they were the nicest chips id ever had. I was that fucking starving. Someone saw me and took me in and called the police, they came and took me back to my mother. Cont maybe
going to be a slow and humiliating death.
you fucking idiot you coulnt even get your death right. you'll have along lingering death. when you could have gone peacefully or quickly.
you actually deserve to be removed from the gene pool.
Beacuse of a girl? You stupid weak cunt.
enjoy a painful diarrhea and skin rash/yellow spots.
But other than that, why would you do that? Tell us your story and make it good.
>Not manning up and committing suicide via unarmed combat
If I was gonna commit suicide, I would do it doing something completely fucking crazy, like fighting a bear with nothing but my hands, or Having a duel with a Jaguar.
If I won, I would grant myself permission to live, because surely if I can conquer an animal far superior to me, I can conquer my own shortcomings and feelings of depression.
I would live my life, and never look back, always treasuring the day that I proved to myself that I am worthy to live in this world.
I didnt talk to anyone, not even my mother. I just sat in a corner in my room for days. Then the police cane knockin and i went n sat at the top of the stars to listne in. They said my dad was dead frm a herion overdose. The worst part was, i didnt feel goid about it annd i didbt feel bad about it either. I just felt nothing cont hipefuly
Take a lot of opiates at one time. Like, 500mg+ hydrocodone or some shit like that.
That's not going to have time to affect your liver because you're already going to be dead from the opiate overdose. Shit will make you stop breathing.
I've taken 100-120mg of Hydrocodone, maximum, when I used to be a heavy pill popper. At that dose, I would catch myself, every once in awhile, cease breathing and thing to myself "Damn, I should probably call an ambulance", then nod off again. I can see how easy it is to accidentally OD on those.
Even if there are only bad things happening in your life, at least there are things happening. Its better than nothing happening at all, because at least you have a story to tell. Life, even in bad circumstances is always better than not exiting anymore at all. Hope that helps.
Joshua, are you still there?
how does it feel? is it all warm and fuzzy?
OP's probably going to puke it all out, have a very long deep sleep and wake up nauseated and with a bunch of headache. should've taken an antiemetic...
i wonder if people actually think he used those pills, its almost 35 minutes later and you cant just 'have struggles typing', this kid is just an attention whore seeking negative attention since he doesn't know anything else because of his little daddy issues. Gtfo
i'm a fuck up in every way too, anon
but if you have nothing to live for why not become a vigilante or some shit? if you wanna die anyway, risking your life for things isn't really a problem
I actually feel for you. I hope you're bullshitting. If not, I really do hope you'll end up vomiting all this shit, and that someone will notice this alarm bell. Enjoy your life if you still can. Rest in peace else.
all that apap though unless I'm not getting something. besides, my dealer for that stopped selling and I wouldn't be able to afford that much. doesn't methadone and xanax make you go to sleep and not wake up.
yea if he's not trolling and survives that his liver will be fucked.
>i wonder if people actually think he used those pills, its almost 35 minutes later and you cant just 'have struggles typing', this kid is just an attention whore seeking negative attention since he doesn't know anything else because of his little daddy issues. Gtfo
Tramadol levels in the blood peak 2 hours after taking a 100 mg oral dose.
Typically, the effects of aspirin, and other pain medicines, begin to occur roughly 30 - 45 minutes later.
co-codamol takes about 30 min to kick in, however the longer you have been taken it the longer it take to work
Since the half life of Codeine is 2.5-3 hours, this enters into your system relatively quickly: probably about a half of an hour
on a full stomach...longer, depending on how full, maybe up to an hour for full effect.
SCIENCE BITCH !
op will probably not die unless he chokes on his own vomit while sleeping, which happens much more seldom than most people believe. if he does die, it will be from opioid overdose (respiratory failure) rather than liver failure
you know what the average age is on /b/, right?
it's something like early 20s. I don't give a shit what you've went through but living only 20 years out of a possible 100 is nothing more than a child getting fed up of being unhappy.
>SCIENCE BITCH !
put that science up yo ass, you're fucking retarded if you think this kid took those pills and would be really on ease telling his little daddy issues to us. Get back to real fucking life and open your fucking mind for once.
>put that science up yo ass, you're fucking retarded if you think this kid took those pills and would be really on ease telling his little daddy issues to us. Get back to real fucking life and open your fucking mind for once.
you are retarded, i am only talking about that you can took those pills and still be able to write after 30 minutes, go fuck yourself faggot
completely pointless op, no reason to kill yourself, you have not even tasted the happiness this life has to offer.
Further, if you think that this is an escape from suffering, then you just gambling, as it is a violating of the limits of knowledge to "know" what occurs upon or after death. It could be far worse.
Well if you don't die today you're going to die of organ failure in the upcoming days. Be prepared for serious pain if someone ends up finding you and "saving" you.
I haven't decided how but I wouldn't an hero with pills. Seems silly to me. Maybe far out in the woods where no one could possibly come across me until I was long gone.
Anyway, who cares if you're a fuck up, I have a couple questions.
Your most favorite memory?
Greates failure? (can't say your life)
How do you feel at this very moment emotionally?
when we're already discussing suicide and opiates: anyone else planning to follow the jim morrison method? once I've done everything in life, got the job I wanted, had a family and it's time to retire, I'm gonna be a heroin addict and die with dignity in my seventies instead of living to a hundred as a potato in a hospital bed.
I actually hope he was kidding about those pills. It's a fucking lot, he will probably have some type of organ failure if he manages to survive (he might choke with his own vomit)
It only hurts for a moment, bleeding out will numb you and eventually you wont feel pain, your body will try to counter the pain releasing dopamine and others. It's most effective if you cut along the wrist vertically rather than horizontal
He's gonna die, you stupid cunt, he'll find no other place, stop this faggotry!
OP, if you die I hope it won't be that painful. Did you consider calling 911 in order to give you a chance?
I'm actually pretty upset about this. Let's say it's true, let's say it's not. Either way 'Joshua' is a selfish little turd.
If you're gonna do it, do it in your own time, don't involve people, some of who actually give a shit and are concerned and are helpless.
Call me a 'fag' I don't care.
This thread is fucking amazing. I haven't this hard in a while, thank you OP.
Hows your tramadol tolerance? Back in the day when i had no tolerance id take 8 (50mg) and it would throw me up in heaven and let me fall in hell the next day. Now im more tolerant the most ive ever taken in one day is 14 i think. But if you chugged 17 at once? Holy shit bruh
it's how I'd want to go. feel nothing but safe and warm.
I've had enough experience with opiates to say that. if I ever want to go, that's how to. maybe put some LSD on just for fun.
>You sound like a child who knows nothing of suicide.
teach me master!