Vocaroo. Post anything. If you're a girl, moan my name. I'm Dominic.
THEY ARE NEVER TO RETURN
Well, because you asked nicely Dominic, I did a lil moaning for you ;)
>mfw I've spent the last 20 minutes moaning into my mic in attempt to get it to work
So, to pontificate a bit, the human perception of reality, especially concerning the opposite sex, is flawed and fragile. Oftentimes, he who seems your worst nemesis is in fact your greatest ally, and he who poses as your Legate of bros in reality is a backstabbing cocksucker who deserves every terrible thing coming. The social world is a complex one, and furthermore a clusterfuck of a chess match when it comes to mating. While every heterosexual man is technically in competition with one another, in an endless battle to find the best mates and lay claim to them first, it is advantageous, nay, ESSENTIAL, that men must cooperate in this game. However, in order to prevent eminent betrayal, men must share a bond that transcends the mortal flesh.
>Thus, bros before hos.
here you go baby http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cieTIQHEDM
Somebody please do this one in the most epic voice you can. This fukken Anon made my sides disappear! Somebody around here has got to have a golden-ass radio voice or somethin.
I knew the destruction would come to this.
It seems such a small thing, one chunk of rock stuck out in the middle of empty space. And yet the screams of your kind haunt me.
I abandoned my own people because of the genocide that I knew I was helpless to prevent otherwise.
I abandoned my elders because their minds have been corrupted.
I abandoned my family, because their fates could not be part of mine.
I abandoned everything I knew and loved, because if I did not lose it, billions more would.
I landed on your world in a fiery crash. I barely made the jump, did you know that? I landed on your planet to find a vast wilderness that your race had so thoughtfully protected, and then laid eyes on a city of such beauty that I had never before witnessed.
That planet had much of the same beauty, didnâ??t it? The same wilderness, the same architecture, perhaps even a few of the same people.[reminiscent, sorrowful]
For everything that I have worked for, for everything I have trained for, for everything I have fought and fought for time and time again, I could not stop it.
Your kind is not the first to suffer at our hands, but I came to you so that your kind would be the last.
We came here as fast as our ship could bring us, but all for nothing![anger]
I knew all of their weaknesses, every flaw in their fleets, every weak point in their formations, and the mind of every one of their Admirals, but all for what!? For what, Harvey!?
I tremble every time this happens, I know exactly what occurs below us. It is not for the first time this has happened in my many years, but every time I lay myself down and close my eyes, I pray it is the last. [with conviction]
Harveyâ?¦ I do not know if the enormity of this atrocity has hit you, butâ?¦
Thisâ?¦ this is how a world endsâ?¦ with the shriek of a million souls ablaze.
mfw I reached the 14 second mark.
I think I got wet doing this shit, hope you like it at least.
Go on Dominic share it with your friends make them believe you fucked a chick or two
A: We did it.
B: Yes, we did. It's....quite a view.
A: Heh, best seats in the house.
B: God. Feels like years since I've just....sat down.
A: I think you've earned a rest.
B: *starts to fade*
A: Stay with me, we're almost through this.
B: You did good son. You did good. I'm....proud of you.
A: Thank you, sir.
You are beautiful
i luh you grill... i luh u so.
keep up the good work. have you put on any shows?
>steal some girl's phone
>text everybody in her contact list that she wants to fuck them
>get text from aunt
>tell her that there's nothing she can do about said girl going on a sex rampage
>aunt gets pissed
>call her a cunt
>random dude friend text back
>tell him to me her behind gas station close to school
>tell him she will suck his dick off
>aunt text back that she knows somebody took the girls phone and will call the cops
>throw phone in toilet
>pretty sure the chick got bitched out
Heres me singing Gangnam Style
i'm a Britfag taking Quests
The biggest mystery of all: Why is OP such a faggot:
i want to take your little head and shove my cock deep into your throat while pinching your nose.
actually... start sucking on something, make sure to gag a little, and mumble 'daddy, daddy. are you gonna spray?'
are you in new england?
I want you to be a voice actor. Or do something on YouTube. Your voice is amazing.
What mic do you have?
Just spend a lot of time on it and don't quick. As long as you hone your craft, I can guarantee one day you'll just get noticed and explode.
I've seen it happen to tons of YouTubers. With voice-acting... same thing applies I guess. Just make sure you're working and producing content, and the reward will come eventually.
Although, I don't know how most voice actors get hired, so you may want to look up the process in more depth if you decide to follow through. Good luck! :D
then how the fuck are you reading this
What do you remaining voicefags think of my remake? It's just the first verse or so, but...
ill fite u m8
cheeki cunt callin me a racism
let's go right now come on ya little wank