Hey b Lets play the finger in your ass game Ill start Look

>>527511424
Nigga what.

>>527511424
nice pinworms OP. Are they really yours?

>>527511424
Do they give you super powers?

>>527511424
holy fuck please don't tell me you have this many

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Found this in my ass.

>>527511424
I sometimes get one or two when I finger myself, but not that many :O

>>527511424
timestamp faggot

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>>527511424

Jesus, OP. Go and take some Combantrin or something, you filthy parasite-infested fuck.

>>527511424
Hope to god that aint actually you but the sad part is that it is in fact someone out there.

Black walnut hulls help with that. Google dr clark

you know that parasites can also kill you? but well you dont need medics, your cool

>>527512451
>>527512254
Silly people. Humans evolved with these in our gut. Rather than an infection, it can be considered as a form of symbiotic relationship.
Threadworm really love heavy fats and lipids. They can reduce the fat uptake in a healthy human by as much as 40%!
As payback, it has been found that deliberately seeding the gut with worms significantly reduces the symptoms of many allergies, I.B.S, eczema and asthma.

We are made to have these things inside us. They are our evolutionary bro's.

>>527511424
holyfuck OP, had this myself as a kid, but whenever I picked my asshole I never got more than two at the same time.

>>527513172
where can i get some?
can i buy them like seeds i can eat?

>>527513327
You used to be able to buy them as a diet aid. Best guess these days is Scientific suppliers or just hang around with some wild animals and don't wash your hands before eating.

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>MFW this thread

>>527513536
maybe it's possible to buy them from an overseas supplier. does anyone know if this is possible?

>>527513536
Those were tape worms, retard.
All pin worms do is lay eggs on your asshole, and eat your shit.

>>527513172
good way to justify disgusting worms living in your ass

>>527511424
so OP, how s that Galaxy S3 workin out for you?
I m kinda thinking of getting that model too---
your thoughts?

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>>527513882
Looks just like Enterobius vermicularis to me.
Want something bigger?
Get some lumbricoides, then.

I clean myself out on a regular basis, so I know it'll come out clean.

>>527513172
as someone educated in biology this made me cringe so hard its painful

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>>527514185
See, Ascaris lumbricoides is a much bigger worm. People report being able to feel these bad boys moving about.

>>527513816
Just be generally dirty and unhygenic and you'll get them before you know it, that's how I got threadworm.

>>527514347
As someone with a masters in parasitology, I must ask why?

Currently have pinworms myself, cba to go to the doctors about it.

>>527513172
That's hook worms, threadworms/pinworms just make your asshole itch like mad.

>>527513882
That's right it was the tapeworm diet for fast weightloss, became popular after they discovered the chemical which can be taken orally to force the tapeworm out without surgery.
Aparantly it can occaisionally come out via your penis though, not sure about that but sounds very painfull.
I've had threadworms twice already. Itchy little fuckers

>>527513172
fullretard.jpg

>>527514376
they also apparently migrate to your fucking lungs

>>527514559
you guys, you can buy threadworm treatment without perscription from the chemist, at least in britain kek,.

>menTows Publishing

ok, for the first time /b/ has me freaking out a little
if one day, one of those comes out of my ass, after screaming my head off and attempting to kill myself, what do i do?

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>>527513172

>All this pseudoscience

God, you're like an astrologer on crack.

I'm not perturbed by the fact that they're worms in your arse, But the fact that you have the gall to post absolute bullshit and pass it off as fact.


This is in now way justified, enjoy your organs shutting down 1 by 1 as they multiply and take up your entire nutrient intake.

Fag.

>>527514587
this got me hard

20% of the population of NA have parasites, you just never notice. Easiest way to get infected is if your dog or cat licks your face or sleeps on your bed.

>hint: dogs and cats lick their asses and walk around in microscopic amounts of shit outside and walks it around your house.

Gl wormy anons.

>>527514761
see
>>527514758
it's usually a pill or a powder to be disolved in water, take the first hit. Wash clothes bedsheets, clean your house shower every day for a week or two, take second treatment. You're cured.