Alright, last one got deleted and I was having fun: ITT: We

>A dolphin

This should be enough.

>>527451512
Far Cry 3?

>>527452090
Fucking Ecco

>>527452305
Even one word too obvious...

>>527452305
OP here. Nope.

>old, washed up has been
>everything goes to ship
>kill everyone

Like shooting monkeys in a barrel

>>527453138
Mindjack or Ocarnia of Time

>>527455126

Donkey Kong Country

>PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>527453138

Wait, "shit" or "ship"?

>>527451512
>sister is kill
>you are kill
>spookyshit
>find sister

>>527456681
fuck, I thought this 404/d, also, I meant "shit"

>>527456228
none

>>527451512

KOTOR 2 Sith Lords

>>527456739
limbo maybe?

>mom want to kill me
>kill mom

>>527456518
Shinning force ?
Boktai?

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>>527457240

Hell, yes! I'm impressed.

>>527457490

Binding of Isaac, pretty sure.

>Fuckers kill my dad
>Sister is blind
>Kick chickens
>???
>PROFIT

>>527457863
that was easy.


>dubai
>hero yet ?

>>527458109

MWF3?

>>527458082
Fable?

>>527458407
nope. it's a tps.

>>527456518
Isn't this something related to Dark Souls? (i dont know shit about dark souls, just remember something about some sun warrior)

>>527458526

Nice!

Spec ops da line?

>>527460597
yup yop yep.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A HERO YET ?

I was a mercenary working for the Avalanche gang
Awesome eco-terrorists who you'd probably wanna bang
I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
That's squirrel aids, for anyone who's wondering at home
Anyway, I met a girl inside the Midgar zone
Her name was Aerith and I soon became her bodyguard
She knew how to work a staff, and she made my body hard
I knew Aerith was a Cetra
She could lead us to a promised land where energy was springing
I went to rescue her, but I was captured and detained
There I met Red XIII a talking lion with a mane
The president of Shinra was shot by Sephiroth
A super-evil-Jenova-style-monster-clone-jerkoff
We learned about Jenova, got our things, and then departed
I haven't even gotten started
We met Cait Sith, as well as Vincent, Cid and Yuffie
We had gotten very tired and my balls were kind of poofy
So Aerith let us rest, her tired ass continued on
Until Sephiroth killed her and then she turned into a swan
Wait, that didn't happen, sorry, let me get rebooted
This is sort of where the plot gets a little convoluted
An earthquake happened, then it started snowing like December
Then some other shit went down that I don't seem to remember
Back to my story, Sephiroth was casting spells
To make a giant meteor and blow Gaia to Hell
and I went to the Planet's core
We defeated Sephiroth who was now in godlike form
And cast a Holy spell to stop the asteroid storm
The Lifestream stopped the meteor, the whole planet was saved

>>527463120
these names sound vaguely familiar, but i have no idea what you're talking about.

>>527463120
starbomb

>go to jail
>not jail tho
>people suspicious as fuck
>everybody died

>>527458109
Spec ops?

>be like 12
>have hots for redhead
>drown
>amkill
>Acualy am not kill
>Maybe am kill tho
>meet country girl and magician
>sneak into mansion
>nigger tries to kill my new girlfriend
>we book outa there
>get captured by a pirate
>ghosts mah nigga
>pirate lets me go
>walk up some stairs
>nigger switches bodies with me and makes my girlfriend hate me
>trippy shit happens
>dragons and shit
>girlfriend gets knocked out
>fire and crying and shit
>kill the boss
>me and country girl get married

>>527465507
>Chrono Cross?

>shit kicks off
>tackle dude
>things get messy
>manage to score with this guy that kinda looks like a chick

>>527465998
Didn't expect it to be that fast. What gave it away?

>I'm ten
>Have no father
>Some random kid is being a dick
>He and everyone else want to kill my pets
>Run away

>>527466393
"amkill, actually am not kill," "sneak into mansion" and the all important "nigger switches bodies with me and makes my girlfriend hate me"

>>527466627
Pokemon

Alan wake?

>>527463120
Kingdom Hearts.

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>>527451512

>>527467289
>>527451512

> intergalactic vaginas appear
> government throws a child at them
> ghost happens

>>527463120
lol ff7 faggits

>>527451512
You're bad at describing shit, stop trying to bring /b/ into unrelated shit you fucking autistic prick.

>be 18
>roommate is b/tard
>see dead bitch, must've been stabbed
>ohshitohshit.jpg
>hit up roommate
>dead bitch actually is not kill
>hang out with mentally handicapped female friend
>always try to save her from dying
>trap chick has crush on me
>have magic microwave
>Tfw I'm a mad scientist

>Be in military
>Enemy attacks base
>These fags be all yellow, even their uniforms
>Save bro's life from attack
>Go on a solo mission to yellow base.
>Find gate
>Go in
>Bathtub
>

>>527467973
dynasty warriors?

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>>527468278

>>527467973
Sarges heros

>>527468760
Got it

>Take psychedelics
>Go into manic rage
>Curbstomp short niggers and turtles
>Save the day

>Wake up in room
>Try door
>Fucking locked
>I last remember being put to sleep by some nigger
>Got some bracelet with a number on it
>I got to solve some puzzle to get out
>What kind of cruise ship is this?

>>527456739
fatal frame?

>>527469201
LOL mario
>>527469576
zero escape virtues last reward

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>>527469576
9 9 9

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>>527467767

>mfw they guessed it at the second try

>>527470075
>>527470140
Top gets it. Both are basically the same game, but anon 75 got it first

>>527453138
Dead island?

>portals through dimensions
>2deep4you ending

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>>527467767
But his analogy made obvious it was Kotor 2. Play the game, faggot.

>>527467872

Steins;Gate and VN's are not games.

>>527470075
got it. it was mario

>My kid dies
>Find another
>Be a dick
>Worthless quest

>>527471179
TLoU

>>527471179

heavy rain?

>be hero
>hot redhead friend
>friendzone level /b/tard
>best friend is a royal cunt
>Donald and Goofy are autistic

>seriously dont waste my potions you fucks.

>this this game

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>>527455126
>>527456492

>>527471382

Amazing.

>>527471456
Could've. Maybe if I swapped dick for loser.

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>be me
>swagfag steals my girl
>tells me that if I want her back I gotta kill 12 niggers
>whatever.jpg
>finally get it done
>turns me into a baby
>allofmywut

>>527471528
Kingdom Hearts

>Autistic paradide
>Skate race

>>527471662
Shadow of the colossus

>>527451512
I'm gonna go with God of War?

>be secluded
>be awake
>a shitty minigame happens
>be asleep
>crazy stuff happens
>eggs
>jump
>be dead

>>527471662

Easy, Shadow of the Colossus.

>girlfriend betrays me
>met people through black friend
>do crimes and shit
>kill girlfriend

>i haven't got the money sonney

>>527471979
Could've be, put KOTOR 2 is literally that.

>be a nigger
>first thing i do is get stopped by police and steal a bike

>>527472038
GTA IV?

>>527472038

GTA III

>>527472038
niko doesnt kill his girlfriend

also i would have only said cousin
>>527472367
boingo

>Flashbacks
>Mission
>Comunnists
>Weird kids.
>Everyone go crazy
>Motherfucking powers

>>527472318
GTA: SA

>>527472213
Vice City

>>527472318
San Andreas or real world

>>527472430
>>527472329
meant

>Cousin

This might be hard:

>Do science
>Blow shit up
>Where the fuck am I?
>Run from shit
>Swing the jail
>Run from shit
>Fly away

>I just had to follow a damn train

>space
>talk to everyone
>have sex with everyone

>>527472927
Mass Effect
captcha: encesLo reproduction

>>527472927
dat mass erect

>>527472715

GTA4

>>527472904
C'mon, you're not even trying Smoke.

>>527472927
Mass Effect saga or Saint Rows IV, both apply.

>This is my favorite store in...

>Hey guise I'm a magician
>Watch me beat the shit out of these onions

>>527473329
We'll bang, ok?

easy mode

>go into work for cool new experiment
>get dressed and head to the "office"
>Shit fucks up, dumbass engineers couldn't manage that resonance
>Try to get out in one piece but end up killing this big floating nigger baby

>>527451512

Portal.

>Get constructed
>Jump'n'Shoot

>>527455126
>>527456518
Its darksouls u fuckwits

>Trapped in labyrinths
>Escape ghosts following light sources
>End up discovering weird sources of power
>Consume them

>Don't kill him dude
>Kills him
>get in shit with giga nigga 5000
>giga nigga 5000 was a bad guy all along
>fruity ass bullshit

>>527470586
Bioshock infinite

>>527474616
wocka wocka wocka

>>527474098
Portal 2

Cute girls doing cute things

>>527473837
1/2 Life

>>527474789
Could've, but you have to go to the classic for that one.

>>>527474738
I'm amazed.

>>527474939
portal 2 multiplayer
captcha; Jinman auciaen

>Evil creatures live in the underworld
>Decide to make my way to their lairs to vanquish them
>Create cataclysms to crush many of them under rocks
>Flowers will grow again

>The Russians and the Chinese are at it again !

>>527475146

It was actually Megaman.

>>527474817

any NIS has ever released

>Runs away from home
>in middle of a fucking desert.
> finds a small town full of fucking inbred retards
>not sure if boss man hates me or is gay.
> i blow up town.
>MFW i'm now a rich motherfucker.
>MFW my new house is surrounded by the walking dead.
> meets giant mutant zombie friend
> asks friend to turn off button because bad stuff doesn't happen to mutant zombie friends
> Game tells me im an asshole.

>>527475809
Fallout 3 ?

>>527475809
Fallout 3

>"WOLOLO!"
>now you're red.

>crap breaks
>get sent out by douche to fix the crap
>meet people, do stuff, kill lots of everything
>eventually fix crap
>crazy guy making monsters
>kill crazy guy
>be hero
>go home
>douche kicks you out

>>527453138
Max Payne 3
>>527456518
Dark Souls
>>527456739
Limbo
>>527458109
Spec Ops The Line
>>527466627
Pokemon Red
>>527467973
...I never thought I would hear about it again
>>527470586
Bioshock Infinite
>>527473329
Mass Erect

Alright I've got one:
>I may be tripping shit and I don't care
>Point this where now
>Whatever don't care
>Shit's dying or dead
>Shit keeps getting alot harder out of fucking nowhere
>Why won't you let me join music club
>A bunch of boring cunts keep talking to me
>What no I'm not cheating on you
>Heeeey girl
>Oh she's a robot
>Shit's out of control from the start and gets worse and worse
>Don't care
>Wait have I been tripping this entire time
>Dead?
>Don't care
>At least they localized this one

>>527475924
>>527475989
Yep

>ZOMBIES INNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>527476092

Age of Empires. The "Now you're red" was unnecessary.

>Possum
>Armor
>Spin

GO!

>>527473665
Portal 2

>>527475809
Fallout 3

>Woah!

>>527476096
Fallout 1

>Big flying things attack
> big jumping things hit us from behind.
> shoot back at them
How the fuck do i play this game?
> battleship crashes
> everyone is dying.
> we're out of gas
> last push effort to kill the other dude
> fuck, there's a wall here?
> oh shit they're all around us.
> i have been defeated.

>come out to playyyyy
>yo cleon

>fucking rockmen
>FUCKING rockmen
>FUCKING ROCKMEN
>fuck you and your god crystals

>>527476796
Crash Bandicoot?

>>527476842
Indeed

>>527476796
If anyone gets this by just that they are not a fag.

>in castle
>fuk u enemies
>boss battle
>kill the chandilier
>giant sword stabs from sky
>wtf were da princess
>ey fuck u imma knife fag
>so much jumping swords
>fuk u granpa i lie to me im not a fuggin frog
>wtf.jpg
>giant bow
>nya nya fuck u nya
>ey gime my stay the fukin shark steal it
>ey fuck u jonathan
>gime my dam star
>haha nigger i trick u
>fuck u pow pow i kill u
>fuck the star! on the cloud!
>end of the world
>fuck you, clouds
>jump inna da volcano
>kill fire dragon
>power ranger knock offs
>fuck u
>ok fuk you fuk this castle
>o sht a factory
>ey final boss
>fuck ur big hammer
>transform
>fuk u im a tank
>boom
>ey my head transforms
>fuck u
end

>Have to go into death room to press buttons
>Ask friend who is immune to death to do it
>No

>Some fuckers break into my house
>Kill my family
>Capture me
>I fall in love with my captor
>I send me to do terrible shit
>I do it because I have daddy issues
>He betrays me
>I get my revenged but die trying
>jk, they cloned me

>>527476996
You, sir, are not a fag. Nice.

>>527477154
Mario RPG

>post apocalyptic world
>authority figures out of hand
>bandits all over
>have to leave home town to save the people from tyranny
>everyone fucking loves racing

>>527477191
Fallout 3

>>527477191
Fallout 3

>>527477258

Correction:
>HE sends me

>>527477191
fallout 3.
i already posted this one :P

>>527477258
Force Unleashed
>>527477320
A... Tank Girl game?

>>527472459
Call of Duty Black Ops campaign, followed by a trip to multiplayer, followed by the bastardization of nazi zombies

>My planet explodes.
>I'm in a ship.
>No fuel.
>Fuck
>Birdmans and shit

>kill animals with a baseball bat

>>527476865

the warriors

>City destroyed
>find out Dad did it
>kill Dad

>>527477552

in response to >>527477320 nope

>be guy made of green balls

>>527477552
>>527477258

Force unleashed is my guess aswell. The clone part gave it away because of the second game

>>527477584
Starbound?

>>527477552
Force Unleashed it was, nice.

And a new one:

>Some fuckers break into my house
>They already killed my family
>The don't capture me
>I kill my way to their boss
>Pee in eye socket

>live in basement
>can only move hand
>have to get gems from these whiteknight faggots so i can move out of the basement
>also have to keep these asshole roommates happy so they'll help me
>little douchebags keep breaking down basement's walls
>sometimes gotta slap roommates around so they quit lollygaggin
>eventually beat other basement dwellers and move out of basement

>>527477320
Jak 3

>old man
>space
>friggin' science

>>527477320
jak 3?
>>527476291
dead space?

>>527477790
Correct

>>527476092
Age Of Empires

>TF2 eat your heart out
>GUNS BLOOD BATS AGH FUCK WHY WHY WHY
>None of this is real
>Questions
>Wait what just happened
>More questions
>Clubs blood what
>Everyone's dead
>a real human bean

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>>527457694
that fucking hammer makes me so fucking mad when it clips infront of the trophy

>>527477320
Rage

>>527478885

FUCK YOU!

Now I will never be able to see that .gif without a shock of cringe.

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>>527476221
No one got this?

>>527479131
FEEL MY PAIN

>open my eyes, im in an office.
>grabs a shotgun
>walks out door
>faggot runs at me with sledgehammer.
>Shoots that fucker in the face
>turns around
>guy behind me with a shotgun
> i shoot first
>i still die.

>>527472318
easy.
GTA SA

>>527479450
Shadowrun?

>>527477604

Earthbound?

>dad wakes me up
>go hunting
>dad is killed on boat
>racism
>find a cross
>kill a fat man

>mayor's daughter is kidnap
>damn them niggas
>go on a rampage across the city
>people disappear once they die
>I die
>disappear, but somehow come back falling from the skies
>kick more ass along the whole damn city
>meet kidnap boss
>mfw he's on a wheelchair
>thisisgonnabeeasy.exe
>he pulls a gun
>get shot several times
>somehow survive
>boss and chair bust a move and fly across the window
>mayor daughter safe
>mfw mayor is a niggerer version of Vladimir Putin

>>527479701
Nope, try again

>>527479879
Streets of Rage

>Travel around the universe to save it while saying cool lines with a rag tag team
>One of your ally turns out to be a bad guy
>We will never get the true ending

>Miaou

>>527480283
duke nukem?

>>527480530
Good idea but no, sorry

>>527480278
Close, but no cigar

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LoLbump

>>527479879

The motherfucking Punisher

>move someplace new for work
>brother is all anti-government and shit
>gets killed by tyrranical cops
>avenge his death with new technology and desert hippies

>>527481607
Nope. The anon above almost got it (Streets of Rage). It's an old ass game.

>>527481741
Red Faction 2

>>527471535

like it could be anything but.

underage b&

>>527482083
Was thinking Guerilla, but works.

>>527480283
ratchet and clank

>main weapon is a ball with a star
>no idea what the actual premise or mission of this game is

>awesome game
>artwork incredible
>feels like you're there
>100 levels
>can't log off

>>527482347
Nope sorry

>>527482496
Mace Swinger

>>527482496
Rygar

>Halo 2 meets Star Wars

take people on tours from which they never return

>>527482689
>>527482703
nope
>nintendo 64 game

i prob won't be able to post again because of this fucking captcha, so it's glover.

>be me
>live in mountains
>sister is a dumb cunt can't survive long without me
>best friend is a total cock
>some fatass kidnaps sister one day
>hobo asks me to save her
>mfw

>>527478807
I'll give a hint: Club music

>>527483525
hotline miami?

>>527479879
Final Fight mah nigga

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>>527483883
I'm surprised it took so long.

>be calm and level headed
>best bro is psychotic as fuck
>together we solve mysteries
>hilarity ensues

>>527484547

Sam and Max!

old people die
hate opera now
grayson graduated
new grayson

>>527484862
dingding

>>527485038
Arkham City

>Eat mushroom
>Hate turtles
>Rescue bitches

>>527485379
Chronicles of Shredder. gourmet vegan edition

>>527485379
Super Sanic brothers 2 electric boogaloo

Litesoba, shoot laser gun, make laser shield

>It's a stepladder
>It's a ladder
>It's a stepladder
>It's a ladder

>>527486186
dankey kang?

>>527486293
Nope.

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>>527485682
>>527485717

No and I hate you both.

NEXT!

>>527486109
Bunch of naked aliens

>>527486186
I'M STILLLL IN A DREAAAAM
SNAKE EATER!

>>527486662
Trips

>Rotten Kiwis

>>527479773

Gun?

>Parkour
>Parkour
>Parkour
>Sand
>More parkour

>>527488435
minecraft

>>527488435
prince of persia (sands of time)

>play with sibling or best friend
>travel through time because nigga stole ma gem
>GIVE ME THE FUCKING MIRROR!
>kick player 2 to death


Captcha: constant entswehm

>go on vacation with gf and parents
>sweet hotel
>am obsessed with vidya
>aliens attack
>escape pod
>crazy back-in-time planet
>fight some aliens
>become a weapon
>wait i'm in a vidya?
>escape vidya
>kill programmers
>world is saved

>>527488891

We have a winner

>dad is a demon
>mom is an angel
>brother has bigger dick
>fuck you

>>527473483
Well, damn. I didn't think this one would be too hard (it's blatant if you've played it). It's The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang.

>>527486662
satan trips...

>>527490581
dmc?

>>527451512
>Last human on Earth
>At least that's what I thougt
>A fucking Idon'tknowwhat tries to kill me
>Be saved by a guy who has a fucking town in the middle of nowhere
>Oh yeah, now the Earth is a fucking dessert because of a fucking meteor
>The alien guys come from that meteor
>Fuck every alien
>Save the day
>There was a hot girl in the town
>Also fuck, I had a lot of problems with most of Nvidia/AMD proccesors/chipsets
>Tribute to Doom everywhere

>Your bitch is dead
>Kill big thing
>Die
Bitch is alive