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All these fukin niggers

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Political know it alls

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Big, cylindrical stair cases.

>>740127668
can confirm 100% true

Did you make that yourself? =)

>>740127735
This. Name one thing trump has even tried to do to better this country. Oh wait........

>>740119172
omg spader dude! i saw your new movie today! it was awesome!!1!

bump for trump

My advice is to stop being degenerate before you corrupt your daughter.

>>740129706
This. Let her figure out this shit. Don't let urself be used to turn ur daughter into a whore.

>>740129662
>Got any advice
Stop being a shitty parent. Saged.

>>740117109
>Got in fight at bar
>Cop says come here you bad boi
>Heh not getting written up today
>Exit bar and rud down side street
>Get on conveniently timed bus
>Mission passed no tickets or charges obtained

>>740117109
>B&E
>not trying to steal anything just doing urban x
>Cops show up
>nopethefuckouttathere
>cops posted at other exit
>runlikefuck.jpg
>lose them in woods
>casually walk home through woods
>play it off like nothing when walking out of brush towards parents while they"re in the backyard
>totally worth looking at ...fucking nothying in an abandoned warehouse.

>>740117109
>be me
>white suburban 19 year old
>walking home from work smoking a joint
>cop slows down and shouts something
>didn't give it much thought and ate the rest of the joint before bailing
>cop whips onto the side of the road and hightails it after me
>jump over several different fences and cut through twelve different yards before cop loses me
>walk into home sweaty as fuck and out of breath
>mom comments about me smelling like weed
>say nothing and head upstairs to bed

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More of her please anon

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More of her please

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>>740128999
Ok for trips!

rollerino

rolllll

roll for a nice chink

>>740122268
Any Filipino girls?

>>740124619
she ded?

>>740127154
were continuing maps correct?
nazi to christians if thats the case

>>740127221
>tfw i was the crusader guy
>cant defend holy land
>feelz

Nazis to 2

>>740123859
"I got them - Thanks so much! Feel free to come by anytime :)"

>>740123859
"Ok"

3 bat emoji's

OP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THERES DEAD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

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>>740125727
Don't enter my home

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Not the fucking radioactive zombies again..
*sigh*
I'll get the shotgun...

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you say what now???

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>>740116813
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TRASH

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>>740117070

"Though trash is trash to us, it can be a meal or two for some curious and hungry wild lolis. Notorious for making a snack of whatever you've thrown out in your trash can, lolis will stop at very little to get their treats out of your trash.

What can you do to deter these cute but curious creatures from strewing your refuse all over your lawn? Fortunately, there are several options you can choose from. Read over the suggested steps below to find a number of easy options for keeping lolis out of your trash can.

Focus on the trash can itself. Your first best defense is to ensure that the trash can itself is as impenetrable as a fortress to a loli. Purchase a metal trash can with a lid that locks in place.
Note that some plastic trash cans have a screw that secures the lid on the can. However, be aware that lolis can and do chew through plastic bins.
If you're not sure what bin to choose, ask a knowledgeable salesperson to help you – be sure to mention that it must be loli-proof. Also, special commercial loli locks for bins can be bought.
Never leave your trash can exposed by leaving the lid off! That is an invitation to foraging."

- From wikihow.

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MOARRRRR

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Good thread, gotta bump tho