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i wish i had bought bitcoins when i first heard about them in like 2010.

>>745129093
I wanna be rich like pudding bitch

>>745130772
mistakes were made bro, by so many of us

>>745130422
A virgin's honey butter.

>>745130422
Rei Ayanami's freshly used bath towel.

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>>745130422

>>745130252
Not u.

>>745130252
sex

>>745130252
Lionel Richie

>>745130689
hey man
take a seat
here's some lemon water
you need an aspirin?
how's your mother?
that's nice
is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
here's a warm towel
you gonna be okay?
you need me to stick around?
okay
be safe
i'm always here if you need me

No self respecting woman wants to fuck a nog.

>>745130481
Time to be basic band

>>745130481
Mambo no. 5: The Pre-teen sequel

The almost legals

No, but cumming into my mouth is fun nontheless.

>>745131454
ya, the mones help the cum taste better but barely anything come out :(

>>745132133
Hurts my back. Also it's immediately unfun as soon as you finish cumming and realise where you are, the position you're in, the fact your dildo fell out and there is shit on the floor, you got cum in your hair and your parents are coming over in under 20 minutes. Worst is you can't remember where you left the panties you stole from your girlfriends little sister... and honestly, why the fuck did I put so many elastic bands on my cock....

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Dis shit right herez!

I prefer thick sausages from roughly minced raw meat

>>745131036
Taste matters more

It's not about size it's about what you do with it.

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what a good fuck

Go on

stole some pics off her pc while she was asleep haha

>>745130876
yeap , you'll enjoy the extra year , trust

>>745130876
No KYS
Bonus points if you live stream it

>>745130876
not sure what the fuck uni is. But at college in America there tends to be a lot of vaginas. So, yes.

Make sure to let us know if you get to see one.

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>>745130848
Anything more than a handful is too much, anything less than that is also too little.

>>745130962
What if you have no hands to judge that, but your one of those super charismatic disabled people who gets mad gash? What about that? Why didn't you consider that?

>>745130848
Boobs need to have a size that reflects the body size. When they are comically large, it's too much. Op's photo example is almost too much.

int4eresting

Not, you fucking faggot. Guys fucking feel with their dicks. Woman fucking feel with their emotions. the woman still will have a trauma, that is why man can't be raped and woman can.

>>745131617
wew

>>745130311
Asses of fire

>>745130311
"i ripped the lower half of my blue jeans off to make it look cool"

>>745130311
"'Really' Asking for It"

>>745130111
get a job?

>>745130111
kill yourself, faggot casual cum

why would you want for honor, no one plays that anymore

>>745131018
Instead of cocking your handgun, why don't you hand me your cockgun?

>>745131018
then just pull the action back to load a round in the barrel and have a nice trip, faggot

>>745131018
Instead of handing your cock, why don't you gun me your handcock?