Guys, it is finally happening..
My university have granted to transgender the right to change their name on the student card, it also means they officially acknowledge
trans people.
I'm muslim btw, should I blow myself up in the university ?
or you could blow yourself up alone, away from others. this seems like the most reasonable solution.
>>745134539
Go boom boom.
>>745134539
No. Get a degree in Psych or some such field that will enable you to gain the respect and recognition that you need, so as to start proving all this transgender crap the mental illness that it is.
Show me sluts in jean skirts.
>>745132933
>Be me
>work a shitty minimum wage job at a Gas Station in bum fuck nowhere
>Store is getting a massive remodel
>For some odd reason the company decides to get rid of the womans restroom and have one unisex bathroom.
>Doesnt bother me at all because I only pee in there because im on of those weird people that can only take a shit at my own house.
>all female co workers are understandably upset.
>Woman comes in store to use the restroom
>walks out of the bathroom and up to the counter
>Ask if the unisex bathrooms are just temporary
>explain to her that it wasent my decision but the unisex restroom is permanent.
>Starts getting incredibly nasty and rude to me
>Starts screaming about how she will never come back to this Gas Station again, and shes going to call people from corporate and complain
>starts yelling about how unisex bathrooms violate the sanctity of woman.
>Starts yelling some bullshit how guys are all perverted and plot schemes to hide cameras and record woman while they use the restroom.
>mfw i just want to put in my 8 hours and go home.
Whats your opinion on unisex bathrooms?
Perfectly fine and an excellent place to hide my creepcam
>>745132834
I would have just reminded her to stop being so rude and because this is a gas station, that she is being recorded
I don't really fucking care about where i shit.. The bad part in those unisex bathrooms are the retarded feminists that are screaming at you for no fucking reason
share some of your naughty wives
- heres some of mine
>>745132370
>>745132401
>>745132401
Keep going
>>745132537
sure
Wat you gonna do whiteboi
The difference between the black bull and the white cuck is that the black bull is out there getting white pussy whereas the white cuck is sitting in his parent's basement alone posting scat porn.
Caucasian=Cuckasian
>>745132481
>>745132481
Okay black bull
>>745132481
How to nude beach part 1
Take towel. That's it
But how do you come up with the courage to get naked? My penis size is great, but when I'm nervous that bitch shrivels up like a mf. Super self conscious after that. I want my dick to look 100 percent
>>745133567
You'll have to fucking get over that. Really, people won't be staring at it and they'll definitely understand. You'll see other shriveled things too. If your goal is sexual voyeurism, and you just want pretty girls to see your junk so you can imagine them being impressed by it, then you should stay away from nude beaches please.
Or you could take L-Argentine daily. It helps increase nitric oxide in the blood which increases blood flow to your penis. Also try taking a low dose of Cialis daily, you'll be half chubbed all day. Better cum before hitting the beach or you'll get rock hard though.
Who likes my ripped gf?
Does her nose poke you in the eye when you kiss? Body- 7/10, face- witch/10 would sodomize.
>>745132278
Moar
REEEEEE
tfw your tits get you on the national news
>>745132752
Story?
Girl was kicked out of class for being too busty. Reported in USA Today.
Sounds like the teacher was having some kind of mental breakdown, bizarre.
What is the ultimate, sure fire trait that conclusively proves that a girl is purebred white?
pink nipples
Intelligence
>>745132543
She's not white.
Calling all newfags&oldfags
I am looking for an old greentext story circa 05-07 from /b/. I remember the whole story seeming sexual until the end I remember the last line was
>tfw I'm a spray paint can
The story was about then going in an alley and her shaking him until he sprayed all over the wall, or something of that nature...
Anyone have/remember this?
Inb4 go to /r/
Inb4 op can't inb4
Bamp plox halp /b/ros
Bamp
Bamp plox halp /b/ros ..
Hello /B? I know you are not my personal Army but here is the deal. this dude "callmeking07" on League of legends just fucked me on my last promotion match. Here is the link to lolnexus for his account. Is there any way to find out his info via lolnexus? E-mail, facebook, ect..? http://na.op(dot)gg/summoner/userName=callmeking07
Bumping with OC
>>745133374
>Hello /B? I know you are not my personal Army but
stopped there
ctrl+v fagot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4SiFAS8d9Y
+16029893637
Im starting to meet a girl irl, we are dating using the old way. Not any online dating apps, just meeting and knowing each other until things start to going out.
Any tips for a second date? We talk a lot, have several things in common and we both enjoy our company. Im not used to this kind of dating as all I did in the past was Tinder dates so I have no clue. Everything was done and at the second date we were already fucking.
FHRITP
>>745132985
What was the first date?
>>745133893
Well, we basically spent 3 days talking on whatsapp since we first knew each other. So the first date was just spending the whole day (17:00-23:00) talking at a comfy place with sofas and cushions, time flew away and it was night all of sudden. She cant walk a lot these days because she has a broken toe.
But repeating the same thing would be boring.
So, this guy I hate has a girlfriend coming in from another country, and I want to die.
I want the last thing I see in the world to be the horror on her face as I load a shotgun into my mouth and explode my head.
How else can I possibly induce haunting fear as my final act of pettiness? Give me some ideas.
>>745133401
i bet you save a lot of money on razors since you have all that edge already
>>745133474
Kek lololols
You're clearly underaged. People kill themselves because of mental health issues or severe suffering, not because 'WAAAAH I don't like this man and I can't get the girl :((('. Suck it up and go make a deviant art or something to let all that edge out, you'll be fine sport.
>Be me
>Have birthday yesterday
>Realise I'm now an 18 yo virgin
Wat do? What is the quickestway to lose virginity?
>>745133598
>What is the quickestway to lose virginity?
this is such a virgin thing to say it's hilarious
>>745133686
>Tells you I'm a virgin
> You call me out for being a virgin
>???
>>745133834
its like you're expecting tips and tricks or something