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>>741059578
Cause its easy and thats all the libtards care about.
Literally all late night tv comedy is just attacking trump.
Its boring and old and shows how little they try

>>741059578

Because he legitimately hates him and he's frankly The Onion come to life.

I mean, this guy and the clowncar administration and supporters around him have blown through the fourth wall of reality.

Donald Trump was almost cast as The President in Sharknado 3. Just let that sink in.

It's the height of ridiculousness. If you wrote a sprawling satire about the last year and Trumps rise to the White House even a couple of years ago the whole thing would fall flat due to the lack of believability and sheer absurdity.

Trump demands satire form those like Colbert. It's a required part of our democracy. The right to mock our leaders. You know, the thing that can get you killed in Russia. The material he offers on a daily basis though...

>>741059660
>Cause its easy and thats all the libtards care about.
>Literally all late night tv comedy is just attacking trump.
>Its boring and old and shows how little they try
Is there any, like even one, Conservative late night show?

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CC1 just in time to repost usual shit.

Waiting for dump or something

>>741049837
what about this one?

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haven't seen one of those in ages

>>741057367
Oh look, another "Crimea is russian" shill thread.

She'll be fine with someone better.

Yuck, fuck no. I've seen somali women better looking than her.

So bad. I don't understand why she's in trouble, her dude was the faggot that killed himself. It's not her fault

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>>741056483
Oldfag here. Never heard of any of them, except for the GoT whore everyone posts here.

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>>741056483
fuck names
post pics of your wishes

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I want Simpson. But Giada is a close second..

If trips, next dubs decides.

>>741064736
Reroll

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I want that creamy log skid marking the back of,my,fucking throat

>>741056716
Bumping because im tired of the same fucking threads day in and day out. B is full of shilln retards now

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I never thought of myself as having much of a fetish or a kink. I have sexual desires and fantasies just like anybody else, but nothing particularly outlandish. I certainly have never been anything more than put off and slightly disturbed by some of the weirder sexual activities one can encounter on the internet. I almost threw up the first time someone tricked me into watching 2 girls 1 cup. So when I started seeing this stupid ass Andy Sixx's shit meme on b I thought it was bizarre and mildly gross. But looking into Andy Sixx's eyes day after day I slowly felt something changing in me. I can't explain it. There's something about that hearty, filling log that is so satisfying. The thought of it coating my tongue in a pungent and greasy skid mark of excrement just makes my rod fucking stand up like a dick getting hard. The idea of Andy Sixx spreading his emo anus lips and pumping a fat one into my open mouth is just beyond exciting. It's rapturous. The warmth of his hot clay sliding into my stomach, impregnating me with his creamy logroll while black veil brides songs blare in my ears... I swear to got if I don't get that fucking clogger in my mouth immediately I'm gonna cut off my fucking dick and mail it to Andy. I want that fucking log

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Can anyone draw Majin Buulma

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>>741058595
>Majin Buulma
I didn't think..
There could b a picture to embody my fandome so perfectly..
..tillnow..

>>741058893
God no

rollinggg

>>741051917
>implying I don't already do this
rolling

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>>741059705
maybe after his 3 week vacation.

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>>741059705
He should get rid of that cuck mcmaster the guy is literally sabotaging his agenda at every turn.

>>741040683
Uhhhh yas

>>741040683
That pic make me want to grab a fist full of hair and yank on it.

>>741041100

yank it one by one is better... I think.

>i own a pink pegasus mare with a red mane
>her name is strawberry
>shes about a month old and has been going on and on about wanting babies
>daddeh, wan babehs. Be bestes mammah. Wan speciew fwiend pwease
>no, strawberry. You cant have babies. I dont have the money for a special friend and foals.
>bu...bu...stwabewwy nee babehs!
>pweease daddeh! Neber ask fow anyfing gain! Jus wan babehs!!!
*sob* *sniff*
>I pick her up and hug her while stroking her head.
>itll be alright, hun. Lets go watch fluff tv and Ill make you some sketty and meatballs okay?
>*sniff* otay...
>she happily eats her sketti and calms down alot almost forgetting about wanting babies
>thank god. Shes been going on about it for a whole week after seeing a feral mother with foals passing through the yard
>we watch fluff tv. "Babehs" is on
>fuck.
>strawberry doesnt cry. She watches in interest. And, after watching "siwwy danceh babehs" she turns around and gives me the most sad big eyed face Id ever seen
>*sigh* strawberry..I know you want babies, but it just wont work right now. Maybe in a while you can have babies.
>otay daddeh. Wiw wait fow babehs. Pwomise
>the next day. Its the weekend so I can spend most of the day giving strawberry attention.
>you want to go outside?
>yaaaay! Wub outsies!
>just stay the back yard okay? Dont wonder off
>otay!
>she runs off and plays with her ball next to the oak tree
>Daddeh say can hab babehs today
>nee speciew fwiend. Bu..
Wewe find speciew fwiend tu make babehs? Neber gon hab babehs...
>strawberry lays down under the tree and crys for a little while
>then, a navy blue stallion with a green mane comes out of the brush
>he heard strawberry's pathetic sobs
>he goes over to strawberry and announces himself
>he stamps his hoof, puffs out his chest and cheeks
>am smawty! Pwetty mawe gib smawty speciew huggies nao! Wan enfie!
>strawberry almost does a backflip when hearing this

>>>strawberry oos and aahs over how handsome the smarty stallion is
>hansome stawion gib bestes babehs!
>the stallion is happy to hear this
>enfie! Enfie nao! He demands
>strawberry bends over immediately
>weady fo babehs!
>they fuck roughly for about 5 minutes straight. Both grunting and huffing
>the stallion makes a final thrust and fills strawberry to the brim
>he then pulls out, takes a breather, and goes back from where he came. Not giving a fuck about strawberry
>I check on strawberry. She must have wore herself out. Shes panting and is laying down.
>you want to come in strawberry? Its kindof hot out!
>she slowly comes back inside with a very happy look on her face
>then I smell a musty salty odor
>eeew. Strawberry did you roll in something?
>daddeh say can hab babehs today! Am soon mommah! Am su happeh! Teehee!
>i thought she was making it up until I saw the trail of cum she left on the floor
>where...where did you? How?
>speciew fwiend gib speciew huggies undew twee! Wuz hansom stawion! Gib bestes babehs.
>i cant fucking believe this. She went and got knocked up. Jesus christ. Well, theres no going back now I guess
>alright, strawberry..you can have babies.
But, you have to be a GOOD mommah.
Okay?
>be bestes mommah eber! Yu see!

bro don't stop keep going you don't wanna be around for any possible outcome of this

>>741056013
GTFO asap

anon stop by here and you can stay with me so I can torture you for weeks before I kill your sick ass