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>>741231542
Bump

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>>741231542

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>>741231542
Unf. I'd bury my face in those asses for hours.

>>741227209
Neighborhood friend of 6 years (13) lead me on into a small opening where nobody goes when I was (10) and she sucked on my little peen, I licked her little nips, and fingered her tight cunt, then fucked on the spot. Shit was cash since we didn't get caught for 45 minutes. She moved away about a month later and I understood why we did it that day. I miss her sometimes.

>Be me
>Age 14 or 15
>Have cute friend, 8/10
>She loved talking about sex, and every conversation was filled with sex jokes, sex talk, and overall erotic vibes
>One day, she tells me she's breaking up with her BF. They set the date as that Friday (She told me on Monday of that week)
>She's bummed, because she really liked him
>Comfort her by saying her BF is a madman, and that I would never leave a girl like her
>She blushes and gets a little peeved, but I think it's cute
>A few days later, still before Friday, she kisses me
>FuckYeah.jpg
>Realize that I just broke one of my moral codes: Never kiss a girl when she's in a relationship
>Yeah, they would be finished within the week, but I still felt like I betrayed myself and my friend (her Boyfriend) for letting it happen
>The next day, they break up

>>741228114
you sound like a faggot.

>>741221981
such a cute bulge

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>>741221981

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hey im there

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>>741227879
Thats what its for.
>>741227785
Im not silly at all

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>>741228624
maybe you're right.
but I wouldn't have any use of photos after so I'd rather just take more time to look at them on the spot

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http://web.archive.org/web/20010925001638/http://coolmath.com/
This is what coolmath.com looked like 2 weeks after 9/11

>>741227184
no

That bath won't fit me I'll just be in the corner washing myself with a rag on a stick.

>>741227184
Show dat ass, and give it a nice big spank

Rollerino

rello

>>741224862
rooool

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shameless self-bump

>>741221338
Stand next to her.

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>>741221886

You come to stand next to her, following her eyes to the center piece of the window. A dazzling jeweled necklace on a gold chain. She doesn't seem to really pay attention to you, still locked onto the necklace. Her hand extends a little to gently touch the window as if she was reaching out for the necklace. She must really want it.

CHOICES:
>Ask if she likes it.
>Offer to buy it for her.
>Introduce yourself.

>>741232485

Would you just fuck off and die with these fucking sick cartoons?

>>741232485
Fuck this site seriously. I want to punch myself for getting hard to that picture.

>>741232516
Fuck you niggerdick cunt rag

3/10
>small enough for you to wrap your hand around.
>shorter than my phone
>oddly shaped

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I heard we were posting our dicks

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>>741215379

I heard someone is going to tell me to shave and trim

plot twist: this is trimmed and I'm a hairy motherfucker

looks more like down's

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prove it faggot

>>741226269
That fuck is wrong with her eyes?

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moar frozen or Disney pleaseee

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>>741223051

YES Lol this is the exact photo I wanted from this thread that I saw a while back... wow.

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You beat me to it.

>>741229593
And now, i'm going to beat me to it.

OP confirmed faggot
Wtf start thread and no pictures or text fuck you lazy nigger

Does anyone have the infographic about where foals are allowed on their mother's back? I remember it saying how the best was allowed next to the mother's neck and the worst would have to walk alongside, meaning they will likely die due to the cold and the environment.