Stuff only old fags will remember
i am newfriend, i dont know this
>>741326029
Ugh, pirates of the caribean dongcopter
>>741325957
Is he still on youtube?
DATASS THREAD - No land-whale edition.
>>741317590
good god that looks delicious
Anyone want more of this slutty babe?
yeah go for it
>>741323477
Oh yes.
Ass pics please
>>741323602
Draw Thread, faggots.
>>741325503
jfc
Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the spreadsheet below
Pokemon: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6I0a_8jXF4isxPYXyMeRgWtqThR7fS5-v33GuFIkV8/edit?usp=sharing
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>741325563
Wot? Don't speak your strange internet speak to me about my 5 minute masterpiece!
New trap etc thread
>>741327279
Cute sissy
>>741327390
Pics You Shouldn't share
I'm pissed at this bitch so here ya go
Eternal celeb thread
Asian amateur thread
>>741312045
I'm down for more.
https://www.erome.com/mmmoo8
might as well start a tribute thread
post favorites uve done or saved
will take requests if they are attractive enough
Oooh get my girl! I'll dump for you. Or if you have kik I'll share w you
tribute?
fb/ig/girls you know fap thread 3.0
Hey /b/
I come to you all with a story and a request
>Be me
>Be yesterday
>Get fucked up at a friends house
>End up calling an Uber
>Driver picks me up outside friends house
>She's in her 30's, single, funny, 6/10 but whatever
>I'm drunk, horny, and confident
>Start asking her about the craziest things that have happened while driving for Uber
>Starts telling me some stories (drunk people, people fighting, etc)
>I ask her if shes ever hooked up with a passenger before
>She says no
>Ask her if shes ever thought about it
>She laughs and says "Haha sometimes"
>I ask her if shes interested
>She says she could be
>Start touching her hand and arm
>Doesn't pull away
>Ask her if its ok
>She says it is
>Move up her arm and start rubbing her tits
>She says it feels good
>Put my hand under her shirt and play with her nipples for a while
>Lean over and kiss her neck
>Shes really into it
>Get back to my house and she puts the car in park
>Start making out
>Take other hand and put it down her panties
>She's soaked
>Start fingering her pussy
>Shes loving it, tells me to go deeper and play with her clit
>I do
>After about 15 minutes she cums
>Tells me she needs to keep working now
>I ask her to return the favor and suck my dick
>She says no and she says she has to keep working
>After some convincing she gives in
>Unbuttons my pants and leans over
>Starts sucking my dick
>Gives really good head
>After a while I cum in her mouth and she swallows it all
>I say thanks and get out of the car and she drives away.
Now I'm sitting here remembering how hot it was and I want to text her. However, stupid drunk me did not get her phone number or social media. All I have is the uber receipt with her first name and license plate number. Been trying to figure out all night how to find her info but I can't seem to find her or figure out how to.
If anyone on /b/ knows how I could find her info from Uber let me know. Will ask for nudes in return and if she shares I will share with you all.
Crazy Uber Stories thread as well.
Come on /b help me get laid
Bumping with wallpapers
No YLYL?
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>>741327776
Off by 1
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Story Time!
RULES:
1. First come, first serve.
2. No fun allowed.
3. Choose actual options.
Archive of Last Night: https://angelinteractivestories tumblr com/post/163885456758/lauren-and-anon-1
"That your boyfriend?" She elbows you roughly, shaking her head with a smile. A guy opens the door wearing a large pair of brown, floppy bunny ears. "Oh hey." He smiles at Lauren but gives you a weird glance. "Come on in Lauren. Assuming this is your guest?" She nods and slides in past him. You go to step in but he blocks your path. "Nice to meet you man, I'm Adam."
"Anon." You shake hands. His grip is firm, nearly crushing your hand firm. He claps your back before letting you in and shutting the door behind you. The room is filled with people. A TV is set up with a WiiU menu displaying on it's screen. Mario Kart is currently in. Lauren is already mingling. It seems pretty 50/50 on Dude/Dudette as far as you can tell.
CHOICES:
>Mingle around.
>Introduce to girls.
>Introduce to guys.
shelf
Mingle.
>>741318782
You mingle around, finding a few familiar faces but no one you outright know. You approach the drinks table thinking it'd be a good idea to have a small taste at the very least. Could get your mind running. Standing next to the table with drink in hand is your ex, taking a sip. Seeing you approach she offers a small smile and moves to intercept you.
On one hand, you both parted without bad blood. On the other, you still lie awake at night thinking of her. Of course Lauren was in the picture now, and that blonde girl from the coffee shop was pretty cute too but.. "Hey Anon!" She's standing in front of you now. Her long black hair seems just as silky as you remember..
CHOICES:
>Hey...
>Just getting a drink.
>Hi Samantha.
fat girls thread
>>741326935
>>741327122
>>741327189
how much of her do you got? keep posting
Faces Worth Fucking vol 2