/b/ i need ideas to have hard sex with my gf
i already tied her up, slapped the shit out of her bla bla bla
i need ideas
spank paddle?
>>745148744
ice play
google it
/thread
Snuff. Nuff said.
Anyone saved the pics of her from a fb/ig thread?
ylyl
watta
ITT: We share our Fetishes and discover new ones.
>>745147563
Nobody?
>>745147563
my fetish is elderly men dressing up as bigfoot while sneaking around in the woods
pic related
Fuck yeah amputees
69 or 420 name my rainblower
>>745148014
monsieur fagguette
>>745148157
roll
>>745148166
close, but roll again >>745148157
Doubles decides
you heard me, nigger lover
show me your pussy with a black dick in it, slut
>>745148444
She will probably unmatch
trochę mało papieży na tym chanie
>>745147444
>>745147579
wypierdalaj z tymi swoimi memikami na wykop
My hobby is taking pictures of naked women. This qt says that I can take naked pictures of her for $175 but she won't show pussy. She's kind of famous, but I really like pussy.
What do?
>>745148302
tell her you won't show her face
>>745148302
who is the famous las
>>745148302
So no asshole either?
Daily reminder that traps are gay and there is no such thing has a feminine penis.. You are attracted to another man's pheromones
>people think this is a girl
How deluded can you people be
>>745146193
wtf is that pic supposed to imply? I am lost.
>>745146402
Look at the feet. The cable is a metaphor for it's cock.
Wincest Thread!
Autistic Cousin Pt1
>Me 17, F cousin(17) 10yrs ago
>Lived w/her for 5yrs till uncle rescued me
>Nonverbal autistic, rages easily
>I'm mainly the muscle keep her from injuring herself and/or others
>Had to sponge bathe her a few times
>If it wasn't for shitty hair and autism, 8/10
>Her mom(aunt) does what she can
>We mainly medicated the fuck out of her
>Always ask if I can have days off for personal life
>She bullshits "only one that will help" story
>Alcohol & The Price is Right proves otherwise
>Aunt testing new meds, idk name
>Knocks her the fuck out in 45min, TKO!!!
>I can actually keep the house clean!!!
>Online gf dumps me, can't deal w/only talking
>mfw 3 months down the drain. FUCK
>Aunt gone for 2weeks on "family emergency"
>Now I'm stuck w/the fusion of The Jackel(13 Ghosts) and Epic Tit JLO!
> Welp.jpg
>5th day in. Insert theme: Korn - Right now
>Been: bitten, punched, scratched, head butted, screamed at and kicked in the fucking dick!!
>DBZ Abriged: she keeps kicking me in the dick! Why?!? Why does she keep kicking me in the dick?!?!
>6th day, angel from God
>Uncle comes cause he hasn't heard from aunt in a week
>"Who u?" He explains "Help!"
>He helps for a day and explains "I'm sorry, but you've got to hunker down. She needs the "propper" licensed help and I'm just starting school for this. When I'm done, I got you!"
>7th Day mentally exhausted, barely enough meds, Aunt comes back in a week, only she can get them, 7mo dry spell, forgot to pay bill so no porn FML
>Night time. She's finally asleep, laying spread eagle, stress got the better of me "Fuck it!"
>Poked her leg, nothing
>Lifted & dropped arm, nada
>Being brave yet thorough, rolled her on her side. Rolled back. "She's dead Jim."
>Grabbed baby oil. I'm not going down on source of my rage.
>Opened cap, spread pussy via 'peace sign'(oh the imminent irony)
>Spray & finger a few times. Really tight.
>Slick and ready to go
Continue?
Columnfag, NJ, and several other wincest oldfags were on earlier. Let's see if any of them show up on this thread.
Oh wait, one already did. Sup, faggots?
>>745148216
Continue!
These are all fake escpecially columnautist story
this girl i'm fucking wants me to fart in her mouth while she rims me.
is this a thing? is she fucking autistic? i think she is into scat and wants me to shit on her eventually.
>>745147855
You have to think about this. This will obviously take your relationship to a lower sub-level. Pretty soon you are digging out another basement level for a sex dungeon where you will be doing all sorts of scat. Maybe look into flooring with easy drainage for easy cleaning.
>>745147855
How would that make her autistic?
Also obviously it's a thing if she's asking you to do it virgin fag.
>>745147855
Why not? It's not like she wants to shit in your mouth
>indulge the poor girl and then fuck her ass
I'll cut to the chase, I have a handgun in my house that I would like to kill myself with. What is the best possible angle to shoot myself at to most efficiently do so. My handgun is the PK380, as shown in the picture.
>>745148688
Side of the head, behind the ear.
In the mouth pointing upwards
up your ass
hey /b give me green frogs
ty fags!
non porn webm
>>745146845
fucking wow, feels good
Someone stole my phone....
it's been one hour, I was able to trace it to a restaurant on the way using android's find my device. I tried to call my phone, it was switched off.
My carrier is Vodafone, what should i do?
>>745147758
You could go to sleep
>>745147892
as much as I'd like to just despair and cry myself to sleep, that phone was supposed to last me 5 years.
That's how its alwasy been done in my family.
Last one I had was a grand prime and i got that one second hand from some shady weed smoking pedo in high school.
Go to The restaurant and tell management that someone there is in possession of stolen goods, if they won't do anything ring the cops