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I always get friend zoned when trying to get a girlfriend, need help on how not to get zoned? Please /b/ help
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Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?

Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.

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Reeeeee I'm banned already

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What happened to the days when 'memes' couldn't be forced...
When just because you added text to a picture didn't make it a meme.
When memes followed unwritten rules for each meme, such as racist dog, pedo bear, bear grylls.
When memes didn't belong on facebook or twitter!
These days every cunt posts unfunny memes, ruining pictures that used to follow a pattern and forcing pictures that don't even have a caption to be a "meme".

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Hello from finland, I translated a pretty well known finnish underground rapper's song into english, it prolly sounds weird cuz it's not rhyming :D but let me know what you think of the words

Here's the link to the song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSduH_v2F_k

I fuck with everybody, there's nothin wrong, like think what comes out, i'm bad from my mouth, if i save you, wait that's not correct, my wife dumps me cuz i fuck with her, i beat her i go to jail every time but i don't care she's a stupid slut, i take her back, i take her to dock, to sleep with the fishes, or kick her under a truck, i put her pieces in a minigrip, and smoke them from a bong while i fuck her speedhead mom, you want me to make pop, but i go into the mic booth to curse a little, and get five g's, so i can buy you fake boobs you fuckin dumbass, then to the next hole, this is like minigolf, oh my god, where them manners are, there's none, cuz that's what AKA is

Chorus:
I push my eyes inside my head, so i can see what i'm thinkin, i don't want to get famous and i don't need charity, these tracks are my way to get help.

My bitch told me to talk dirty in the bed, i wasn't so lucky, i didn't see her after, they say i should watch my mouth, well ofcourse it can attack me if i defy the silence, laugh in an accident is the best laugh, that's why my parents laughed when they got me in bankrupt, dad weights 300 kilos and is gettin fatter, i move to estonia, after i have beaten teeth out of his mouth, it's time to tell who the fuck AKA is, his words are ticket to the asylum, he goes into people's my mind, goes to hell if he's buried next to his rhymes, people want to rip off his tongue, but his person fights till the last man, he bashed your mom while slitting your throat open with a paper in witch he had made a song about you,

Chorus

My mouth flashes fire like the sky, i would rap all the time if words could kill, i cause make-up to spread, fat gets bruises

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Let's raid the Wall Street Journal and make some real arguents protecting PewDiePie?

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Do girls covered in ink realize that when guys try to fuck them its DESPITE the ink?

A butterfly on your ankle when you were drunk on spring break is one thing but if you do this you might as well brand "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY ATTENTION TO ME" on your forehead

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any ideas on how to fuck with father after he removed my door i already put on a closet door that leaves a 1 foot gap but i don't know what else to do

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>Give me a reason to give you sum bux, leave your email.

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Let's get us a weird loli thread going boys!

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Asses you want to stick your tongue into

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Drawthread: I don't have another image addition

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Dubs decides what I do with this it's my moms dildo

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FUCKING FUCK
Okay, let me start by saying this is true because you can't actually make up how stupid this is. I fucked up /b/, I'll tell you via greentext.
>be me
>be 18
>be highschooler
>be in group chat with bro and other guy
>one day talk about ex gfs
>betafeel.png
>make very detailed plans because I'm obviously am an autist
>leave chat because one of the girls tells about us
>fuck.jpg
>leave chat
>fast forward to today
>be in holokek studies
>go to dean's office
>both police officers for our school is there
>sperge about 4chan
>confused.webm
>basically I'm getting in trouble for what happened above
>threatened
>told I'm gonna be forced to get help
>parent's called
>dad answered and understands it was memes to us
>mom doesn't know yet
>purge phone and SD card
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I'm not sure where to go from here. Please help and ask questions if you like.

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HUNGER GAMES THREAD.

Rules: 1st come 1st serves.

All entrants must be morbidly obese.