So I have a conundrum.
I am on unemployment and as part of this unemployment I must apply to jobs.
No big deal right, send out a shitty outdated resume.
But these assholes, they fucking called me!
So I look them up on glassdoor and it's all negative, but with the managers arguing each one.
I have to go to the interview but I need some ideas on how to fuck with them.
This seems like an amazing opportunity to troll.
If anyone gets trips I'll post a link to a shitty valentines vid they did.
>>722566759
Go in dressed as a monkey hitller astronaut
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Here's a sneak peak.
girls giving you nudes for nothing at Me'g*a'FU[k.com
Post more then haha
Got it to work after a few mins, was absolutely worth it.
>secret leak time
Well.... this universe looks suitable to destroy.
Fight me if you will, but you won't last.
>>722567104
And don't think I'll go down easily, your dubs are useless against me.
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>>722565286
I've seen this type of code before, what is it?
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>>722565444
It looks like hex code to me, but it doesn't translate...?
Hey guys
Can Metroid take his gun off or is it attached to his arm?
Pic related.
>>722561606
Nice bait m8
>>722561606
You are wrong, the cannon is the protagonist. And you can find other cyborg bodies to sweep your skills during the film.
>pic related: diferent armours
>>722561606
This is a female. Her name is Samus. That suit really comes off.
Can I get a feels / baww / antibaww thread going /b/?
Fell in love with a woman late last year, she mysteriously backed off after seeming really into me, and I've just discovered that she backed off because our mutual friend who introduced us (and I have zero interest or compatibility with) has liked me for four years and never said anything. She told me this on the phone and then acted like I was the emotionally retarded (she used those words) one for being upset that she basically asked the girl I actually liked to dump me and make me feel like I'd done something wrong, rather than being all "aww you like me? Let's go out then" or some shit. Selfish asshole.
Post either feels to get the baww out or funnies.
bump because you're an awesome guy OP
sorry guys, new hard drive, i'll scour the internet for you <3
I'm young but I'm not interested in fucking girls without getting anything more. I've never been in love, and when I think about it I generally come to the conclusion that what I need is a female me, but that's probably impossible, and not going to happen.
Asian nude thread?
Buttholes are better edition
UK fap thread
Hey brother, where you from?
>>722562208
West Mids, you?
>>722562260
East mids/ north Derbyshire..
5 bumps and I'll shove this up my ass
>>722562913
one
two
Two
24th Birthday today /b
Can I get some thicc MILFs please?
I gym with her.
>>722562485
>>722562485
I'd bang her out 9 times to Sunday.
Is this the biggest Asian cock in existence? I've literally never seen any bigger asian cock.
And I've watched a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
of RICED porn.
>>722561430
Are you just bored, or what?
>>722561430
is that pic of the black guy shopped?
>>722561545
Nah, I can only get off to porn with dicks bigger than 9in.
It's becoming an issue.
I can't jerk off to women getting fucked by men that are like 7in. Even if she's really attractive.
SO CAL THREAD!
951 to start
Did She go to mv?
>>722560927
Nope....somewhat close to there though
Here's another....what do you think?
shota thread
last one 404'd
Hi /b/
is there any medfag here?
my anus/ass itch me and i have made 2 test and no parasites/worms
so what is the reason ?
the labs didnt examinated the feces i gave them?
please help me
Wipe your ass better, and learn to English
>>722561580
You might be over-cleaning your asshole, don't use soap in your asshole and leave it alone.
>>722561580
Sause on the nigress