Hey /b/, how should I go about getting my sister to fuck me? I have images and videos of her naked that she doesn't know about. Any tips?
>>722576455
>I have images and videos of her naked that she doesn't know about
step one: post them here
>>722577277
ok. now tell us about her and your relationship
No YLYL gimme some of those sweet memes.
>>722574225
Weird
Whats over the reptilians head? Also how does reptilian trump alien when reptile species originated on planet earth...
New celeb thread: filter edition.
Use this as a filename filter if you want to, gets rid of gayanon.
/^IMG_(\d)\1+(\d{2})\./
And remember to report any spam or flooding.
>best celeb
So where are my edgers...?
A fucking skunk sprayed under my front porch last night. My house stinks now. How long until the smell goes away. Fuck it's terrible.
>>722575371
I feel your pain. my cat got sprayed a few years ago and the smell lingered for a good solid month, but that was indoors (he ran inside and hid before I could stop him). You might want to consider trying to bury whatever got sprayed under a bunch of dirt, just shovel it in until it's covered.
>>722575705
oh and cat litter might help also..forgot to mention that.
>>722575705
I was considering that. I cannot find specifically where the spray happened outside. It doesn't smell all that bad outside. Probably going to check again tomorrow. Can't open a window as it's cold out too. I don't really understand why it's not strong outside but it's just awful inside my house.
Sel Boys welcome!
hi anon
I want to see how fuck huge your folder sizes are, whover has the biggest wins a free internet
>>722573627
Moar
>>722574198
Bitch ill post my folder when you post your folder size
Bayle B Indiana who has her nudes again like last time or stories
Baylee dated Justin at first now she is dating some fag with long hair .
>>722576880
Moar? Thong or panties?
In this thread, you the Anons, will help me SCAM GAMESTOP. I have a defective Xbox One Elite Controller (I know Xbox fag but just hear me out) we all hate Game Stop for their shit deals. I am planning to go to my local Gamestop and buy a new Xbox One Elite Controller, then I will swap the two controllers, show up a 1-2 hours later and ask for a refund because the controller is "Defective". How should I go about this? What do I say to the cashier? Should I use cash or debit? /b/ decides. Help me stick one to Game Stop.
>>722577756
Use cash, plan us flawless as is.
People in gamestop dont really give a shit either, they are just wage slaves
>>722577959
The controller grips are loose because it's a common problem when it gets old. Also, the right analog stick is loose and drifts. I'm afraid they will notice it's used.
>>722578316
I was planning to tell them "Maybe it was expose to heat. The grips are made out of rubber so maybe it was damage during shipping and I got a bad box." From there one I assumed they would ask me if I want another so should I say "Nah, I'll just order it online straight from the company"?
No Chubbers? Round Face Chubbies For Bonus Points..
Rate my Crush.
Also General Crush Rate Thread.
gonnabefatsoon/10
Get it whilst you can.
>>722575112
Personally I like her Mouth more than anything else to that doesn't matter.
>>722574696
nothingspecial/10 ask her out bro
odds fap
evens are cucks
0 roll again
dubs eat their own cum if it's odd or even
rollerskates
welp... im a cuck now
>>722576869
Rollerino
Hey /b/, how do you keep your porn stash hidden? at college, so not worried right now. But my dad is one of those people that goes through my shit for the sake of it. All i have now is a file with everything i keep on hidden. Any advice? I tried some locker bs but it was dumb af. Will post qt3.14 asians for answers
>>722576270
put it in a zip folder with a password in some random windows folder. Then don't forget to delete your browsing history and cookies.
Fuckin Newfags.
>>722576270
Try a USB thumb drive they are easy to hide and you can set up a password protection
>>722576685
Probably easier.
Seriously, it's almost as if you don't google your questions first.
Hello sir, this is a routine stop. We're getting reports that someone is in possession of illegal dubs in this area. I just need you to show me your singles and then you're free to go. May I see your singles please?
not me offisa ize a good boy
Sure ocifer
Ain't nuffin 2 hide pi- I mean sir
Hakurei Shrine, runecasting edition!
Heya Anonymous, how are you doing tonight?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
I specialise in runecasting, which is a method of fortune telling involving the Elder Futhark runes. I'll also be doing my best to provide tarot readings, just ask if you want one instead.
>If you want a reading, just get dubs, trips, quads, etc.
Ask a question and get an answer based on what the runes tell me.
>As is the standard, GETs can also be donated
So feel free to provide someone else with an opportunity if you see them struggling.
Fortune cookies are also available, just provide a name.
Advice and friendly conversation are both free of charge, feel free to give and receive!
>>722577284
where's reimu and her socks
hello, i may be absent for most of this thread, i am going to play some killing floor 2 for a while
>>722577396
Probably went to bed.
Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 135 million dollars from my perverted grandpa's daughter's brother who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to roll 25 gets $25,000
lol
>>722577808
This thread was posted yesterday. Drink acid.
Did someone say 25?