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>>722620440

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We have now reached peak /b/.

Probably, yes... not because of the pic, but because you're an insecure weeb

Agree with anon

>>722620663
yes

Relevant picture they used. Now the tip of the banana will wither and dry up.

>>722620743
fake

sage goes in all fields

nigger i don't give a flying fuck about the "edification and enjoyment" of my female partners

Continue.

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>>722620845
pussy

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>>722620845
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Like a penis

>>722620803
pink

like a dick probaly

dont leave me hanging anons, i dont wanna be the only one coming out about it.

Aight hold on it's kind of a long one

>>722621343
>about 4 months ago
>had to re-log my facebook account
>notice my ex's facebook is still set to auto-fill
>log onto her account
>notice that she has messages from this guy she knew while we were dating
>start reading them
>just a bunch of extremely lewd shit about her wanted him to finger her, fuck her ass, facial her, etc.
>while this made me angry it didn't make me panic
>until I got a to messages sent a few days later
>"last night was fucking awesome"
>"yeah, but you should know something"
>"what is it?"
>"I'm HIV positive, bitch. Next time don't be a cheating slut"
>pretty sure my stomach and my intestines switched places
>calmly shut off computer
>shut off screen
>stand up
>proceed to grab chair and throw it against wall
>pick up decorative salt rock lamp and slam it through my glass top computer desk
>overall just tear my entire bedroom apart
>still flipping shit, breathing heavily
>realize that this is why we stopped having sex towards the end of our relationship
>still freaking the fuck out, call my doctor and schedule an appointment
>throw my phone against the wall
>start yelling at the top of my lungs, thinking that my life is completely fucking over
>extremely anxious until the test results come in
>"negative"
>take the deepest breath I can and exhale in the most satisfying breath of relief in my entire life

place is a cesspool of hookers so yea?

>>722620966
is it? they hot?

>>722620966
LOL nope

>>722620324
I've lived there for a year now. Spanish women are hot AF, but it's one of those places where the men just keep that shit on lockdown. Like, seriously, good luck finding a single one.

BUT lots of slutty tourist chicks. That's usually what I aim for

>>722620998
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

last few days I have practically done nothing else than smoked hash, fapped and slept, now I'm bored

which one

>>722620828
Both are too old for my tastes.

>>722620828
of course. if you're talking about a no-effort, just walk into the room and she wants me to do whatever I want to get off, I would fuck almost anyone. having standards only makes sense when effort is required. even unattractive sex is better than masturbation, and this chick isn't even particularly unattractive.

anyone who says no has the wrong approach to life.

How would you think a skeleton moves without anything that moves it?

>>722621504
Dark magic obviously.

Fucking idiot.

>>722621504
UUUUHHHH Magic, obviously.. god anon, you are fucking retarded

>>722620980
fat cunt would have to pay me.

>>722620980
A package of hotdogs

how does she have the most amazing vagina

Is that Ron Howard?

>>722620483
Its not called gingerphobia, its called being a perfectly normal person

they have no soul

How much money you have?

>>722621162
I'm going with my dad, (gap year)
so not sure exactly.

but we won't be living cheaply

>>722621146
Low, most nips won't touch foreigners. Sone have fetish for them. Kinda seen like country girl dating a black guy

And english is taught in schools but they don't know it for shit

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>>722621048

>>722621048
Link bastard