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bae

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>Get baked
>Super baked
>Get caught on the streets not doing a thing apart from walking blazed
>Harsh punishments for bus because it's 'drugs'
>Jail for 10 years minimum because if you have just 3 marijuanas...
>Deathpenalty.gif
>Luckily I only consumed a single ghanja
>Spend 10 years in prison, every day not showing any emotion but happiness
>Still get raped, beaten, and harassed by the guards which would also lead to rape and violence
>Maintain complete solitude and happiness
>10 years later
>Released, but a fucking convict for enjoying life
>No money
>No job prospects
>No home
>Find greatest lawyer in The US
>He won't accept because you have no money and are a cunt
>Just explain that he will get 70% of the compensation (over 500mil)
>Agreed hesitantly
>Make lawyer get all footage of every camera for the past 10 years while I was in prison
>Go through all of it
>Every
>Fucking
>Camera
>No signs of retaliation
>Audio: Enabled.jpg
>Not saying a word
>Not a pin drop
>Nothing
>If the guards treat someone who doesn't say a thing and has no malice, how do they treat the other inmates who carry opposite traits?"
>Prison has no defence
>No valid reason for the way you've been treated
>No defence
>Forced to pay a minimum of $1bil to myself online for ptsd and depression treatment i.e. Marijuana
>Since the day you were convicted and sent to prison
>Marijuana prices have skyrocketed due to a worldwide cull of the drug and any supplier
>Purely medicinal
>$899.95 per gram
>Part compensation
>You get however much you want
>For free
>Also rolling in at least $300mil (70% to lawyer)
>be me
>bebiggestpothead
>knowntoman
>amrich
>amalwaysstoned
>freeman

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>>722623549
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.

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No KIK thread???

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ITT: Tall people only (at least 5'8"+)

No manlets allowed.

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>Trump's Grate'est Circus Ever is come to town.

>The first death occurred yesterday when the Flying Flapping Flynn fell from the high wire while simultaneously juggling some large dangerous facts.
>The donkeys "he-hawed"and all the elephants shit and pissed themselves in horror as they fearfully watched on from their tiny white cage.

>The circus owner just shook his head in sorrow and blamed it on the Donkeys for watching his show and tweets out "they are the crooks here for watching".
>Trump goes on to say that his grate circus will make US 'all' Grate again and the small admission price of reality will never go up even one more sense.

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Anyone want my wifes full set?

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C O L O N I Z E D

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Well, when I go to the grocery there's a girl, I like her and I want to ask her if she wants to go out with me, but I don't know how to do it (I don't want to seem stupid in front of her).
She is the cashier there, so I don't know how to start a conversation. I never talked to her, and I'm not very good flirting.
(Also, I'm not an englishspeaker, then I only know a few words. Sorry if you couldn't understand)

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girls on bed or any other like this

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ITT good social media cleavage. Just for a good jo

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Is that possible to like pages on Facebook without the like appear on friends' feed?

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Where's the creepshot thread? *Webm's and pictures*

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>>722623935

Left. She is blond and more "rare".

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ITT: We write a Vsauce video one post at a time.

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. But is OP a faggot?
>music plays