Family Fap Thread. Post pics of your relative(s) you want to fuck.
>>722638895
how is she related to you?
Stepmom
>>722639942
go on
just wondering /b/
Is indifference attractive?Can you get a girl to like you by being cold and distant?
>>722639129
debatable, but being an obsequious ass kissing nice guy definitely wont work.
>>722639230
however , some ass kissers get pussy from some girls , god knows how
>>722639129
depends on what lvl you are at with the courtship. Sometimes it can be a god send or like shooting yourself in the foot
Listen to that though >>722639230
PUT THE (You)S IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAG RIGHT NOW
>>722639071
Here
>>722639071
(You)
>>722639071
Why are you dressed like socialists?
Who is your favorite porn star?
>>722638671
Her right now its her
>>722638847
You have yellow fever for Asa?
a.j. Applegate
Am I in an abusive relationship, /b/?
Been with this girl for like a month, and she's pretty chill and nice when sober, but once she gets drunk she throws temper tantrums pretty much, like just says the rudest things about my family and walks away from me. I think she's just testing me. I really don't get why she acts like her. I've been nothing but kind to her, given her things, made her dinner when she comes over, tell her how pretty she is. Why the fuck do I get this shit?
>>722639306
why she acts like this*
But yeah, I didn't really elaborate on the walking away thing. She does that stuff only when drunk. She like turns into a monster, and there's no getting through to her when she's like that.
>>722639306
People are more truthful when drunk. You should get out while you can.
>>722639306
she's bad and should feel bad. leave her.
Where can i watch pornvids free and in HD?
>>722638542
Pretty much literally anywhere on the web, are you retarded?
>>722638781
yeah, but the most sites are shit
I bet that you don't have the sauce of this girl
>>722638850
Check under 2008
>>722638850
Sure OP
>>722638850
Elly Kim Hong your welcome fagget
Anyone get more from this dump?
bmpo
Would you be with her if she locked your cock in chastity while she fucked another guy in front of you?
>>722639629
dat jaw
>>722639629
>>722639629
that would be my condition, whats hers?
tl;dr
>What the fuck is going on?
>Everytime we see each other, she usually has this pissed off tone, makes fun of me, and argues with me a LOT.
>Whenever we hang out, she always sits next to me at the tables.
>One time we went out drinking at a club she pulls me up to dance with her
>keeps bumping into me while we're sitting, and makes fun of me for not drinking as much as she did, calling me a pussy, a bitch, etc. etc.
>Taking a cab ride home, she latches onto me until we drop her off.
>I walk her to her door and she tries kissing me twice.
>I didn't want to reciprocate anything because she was extremely drunk and I personally just can't take advantage of people like that.
>Whenever we argue, it's pretty much about pointless things, but she gets really nasty with me.
>We always call each other names and make fun of each other, but recently her shtick has been making fun of me for being single, she's been doing this for a while.
>She also randomly decides to tease me or comment on things about me as well
>She called me a loser and told me to prove her wrong by getting a date for the upcoming Valentines Day Dinner/Dance we were supposed to go to(Which I didn't go to anyway).
>I ignored her for a day and she ended up commenting on my facebook page multiple times , even on older posts, of course, with a smartass comment.
>A mutual friend of ours asked me if I would ever consider dating her, which to me says "SHE ASKED HIM TO ASK ME" but I can't be too sure. He tells me she never asked him to do it.
>she does not act like this with anyone else.
What exactly is going on? Why is she like this? Does she like me? Why is my social/love life so interesting to her that she has to keep fucking with me about it?
Yeah she likes you. Fuck her leave her and let her know she isnt shit.
>>722639167
Personally bro, it sounds like she want's you to want her more than she want's you. She sounds like an A grade, typical attention seeker. I bet she's a girl that has loads of guy mates and can come across flirty with everyone.
The reason she's so interested is because as a female she find's it strange that you, a male, doesn't start panting like a dog as soon as she throws you a little curveball, ie. trying it on with you when drunk. (You did the right thing here by not getting with her btw, props for that bruh)
Personally, I think she sounds a bit desperate for attention but the minute you start giving it her she'll back away wanting you to chase her, hot and cold hot and cold. Drives you insane.
Anyway bruv my advice would be to make it clear you aint up for it, she's gonna try harder for a bit longer though so be ready for that.
>>722639988
well, she's seeing a guy right now but he's long distance. i knew her for years and i was the only one that didnt like her in our circle of friends until just recently. she has about 3-4 guys she's talking to, and 10 guys available for her offering.
Need a relevant caption for this that normies can appreciate
>>722639610
low life leakers
shameless bump
>>722639610
trump benefited from 9-11
Ask a stoned af guy anything
Why should i? Im stoned, too. So i dont have to ask you, faggot.
>>722639225
Lol faggot kys
how far can you fit a baseball bat up your ass?
Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 169. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 15 year old still in high school.
Ask me anything
>>722638497
And youre an autistic fuck who shitposts bait on 4chan b git rekt m8
Why are you here?
>>722638497
>sleep is for the week
i really wanna sleep for a whole week deh-soo
what are some nice links i can see some nice porn?
>>722639606
uhwiki36pbooodfj.onion
Pornhub.com
Xhamster.com
>>722639726
normie fag
Lies Porn mad you believe?
That you can walk up to any slut with a camera pointed right in her face and pay her to fuck you
>>722638979
That's a terrible shoop.
sex is actually possible