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How do I get my girlfriend to fuck me, /b/?
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tell her she's ugly
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Give her a strap-on
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>>722681882
I have special privileges, I get to fuck her when I want. She has rape fantasies; and well I can't exactly take her against her own will since she wants it. It's not rape, it's spontaneous sex. Surprise
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31y, virgin have 1 month to enlarge dick for first ,whats best way
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>>722681731
lose some fucking weight and you might get laid.
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>>722681787
This.
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>>722681731
kys and hope for a better dick in the afterlife
DUBS DECIDE LETS GO!
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Gimme some tits bitch
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Be like a pelican and fuck off you donkey
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>>722681277
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.
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Gather 'round the warmth bro's, i got a story to tell.
>be me, about 16 years old step-dad is sick, cant figure out why.
>doctors say its because his bones are going bad because he is overweight (step-dad is 5'11 and 370 pounds at the time, mostly muscle)
>he decides fuck it i want to live to see grand kids and starts eating fuckin green leafy shit on the daily
>starts to lose weight but has thyroid problems so its hard, he starts exercising (swimming weights and stationary biking)
>me being the good son goes with him all the time
>a couple of weeks go by and it gets progressively worse and worse
>after months of testing and confusion we find out what is truly wrong with him, my step-dad who raised me since i was 1 year old has MSA (Multiple System Atrophy)
>doctors said he'll be lucky to live another year if he gets treatments (treatments = breathing tube and feeding tube)
>father is crushed and asks the doctors what could have caused it, doctor says playing high contact sports where you get hit in the head alot.
>my dad's face turns gray as he says "i think i know what caused it"
>he asked the doctor if 1 major trauma could have done this, doc says no
>my dad looks up and asks him "could it be from being beaten at a young age?"
>doc says it would have to be a bad beating and it would have had to have been a few years of it.
>dad says "yea, it did"
>dad goes to see a psych doctor and they prescribe him "comfort medication" if you hear that term just know that its already over, there's no hope anymore.
>my dads central nervous system is decaying rapidly, his organs start to go bad as well, cant have to much fiber or sodium
>no meats besides chicken and if it gets bad then he can only eat chicken broth and that's it
>father says he would rather kill himself than go out like that.
>meanwhile me the good son is at school taking classes from hell
>French II
>Chemistry
>US History (shithead kids in that class)
>Anatomy & Physiology
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step dad? it must be pretty weird calling some random dude who's fucking your mom dad
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Go on, OP.
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Listening.
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>be me
>be president of the US
What is your opinion /b? help me out here.
The whole jihad against the west started there and with the continuing attack on the free economic markets the Saudis destabilized the west and bought many things that we used to own.
Now we have nothing.
I like big towers but you need money to build those.
Saudis have allot of money, Hillary gave them 3 billion cash.
i think they should pick up the tab but it might causes some friction politically at the home front among all the muslim lovers.
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They're already rebuilt faggot, I knew you were retarded but damn man
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>>722680527
>Rebuild
?!
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>>722680893
That's the memorial, 3 other towers have been built, 2 more are in the process
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help me /b/ I've got a 300 word essay on WWII due tomorrow
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>>722681827
>300
You can do that in like 20 minutes nigga
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>>722681827
write a Hitler did nothing wrong about 15 times.
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>>722682110
ez pz
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My step sister /b/....
Only known her for a year and she's hot af. I see her looking at me often so there's a chance something could happen.
Moar?
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>>722679302
Oh, you mean you see her "looking at" you when you're standing in her view range? Fuck off faggot
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>>722679302
Of course we want moar you fucking faggot.
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Alright, /b/, give me the most wholesome pics you have. I can take it.
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How can I get a worm to go in my urethra? And further to that, how many should I let go in at a time?
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>>722679925
i agree
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>>722679925
Try shoving dirt in first.
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>>722679925
Cut the worm in half, then stick the wounded end of the worm on your pee hole and let it regrow itself inside. Easiest way I've tried.
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All these years of calling each other faggots... and looking at 4chan today and you are all faggots.
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>>722681150
Thanks, faggot
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>>722681150
Go fuck yourself you roody-poo candy-ass
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>>722682287
Will do.
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QUADS AND I SHOOT MY COMPUTER
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>>722680380
Do it
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>op shoots computer
>Ok, now how do i post proof?
Do it anyways faggot
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>>722684444
let's do it
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sph?
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>>722681322
small as fuck man
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>>722681322
awww its cute.
it looks just like a real penis. only smaller.
does it get hard?
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Kik is portportport btw
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give me some juicy kiks
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>>722682441
I'll juicily kick you in your fucking teeth you cunt. Honestly all bullshit aside if I ever see you I am going to tear your head off. I don't care about prison, i've done time before and i know people in prison, prison time is like a holiday for me. I won't stop with you, I will break your face to pieces.
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beaaignacio is a mad hoe.
go and ask her about the time she sucked off two cops to get out of a speeding ticket.
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Leeradio loves huge cocks. Has a nice ass and tits. Will talk to you if you open with cock and ask for a rate. Will show if you sweet talk her. Has bf, but she is probably still drunk right now.
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The time has come to end PewDiePie's reign of retardation.
Felix Kjellberg has always been a cuck, from admitting he only sells out for JewTube ad revenue, to not respecting his fellow landlord and neighbors by apologizing for having gay sex in his house.
Now WSJ and Daily Stormer have executed a brilliant plan that made Disney and YouTube lose their shit with Felix and cancel his gay show and shitty MCN...but that's just the beginning.
If we can go further and convince the jew media that PewDiePie is even more of an anti-Semite, they might even actually delete his channel.
This is what he deserves for not learning to mature as an adult, and not growing any public decency or balls.
Sacrifices have to be made for the greater good.
Let's end this bög störd.
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Go fuck yourself, OP, we know you would suck pewds cock for his money
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I think you're lost. 4chan hates jews and is happy about this turn of events.
