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>shy
>leans over for kiss on first blind date
that's not shy at all m8

>she looks a little confused at first but them shakes her head yes

>shakes her head

>yes

>>722697995
>sitting back in the car it is dark and most of the other cars are not there
>she starts smiling at me again
>then she jumps over to my seat and straddles me
>we are kissing an making out
she unfastened my pants and then grabs my cock
>she pulls her panties to the side and puts me inside of her
>feelsgoodman
>she starts riding me harder
>as she is going she is starting to make strange sounds
>and she is loud, real loud
>then she says, "oh yuaa fffoookk maaayy" in a deaf voice
>she has her eyes closed and I am asking her if she is okay
>feels so good though and i start moaning
>i get louder until i am almost shouting
>i fucking cum inside her deaf pussy
>she is breathing heavy but gives me a big smile and then climbs back over to own seat
>we sit there for a bit and then finally I ask her why she didn't tell me she was deaf
>she just smiles again and pulls me in to a kiss
>I drive her home and walk her up to the door
>she turn to me and theenk yuu foooa aa loaavly eevvneen
>I ask her if I can see her again
>she smiles, gives me another kiss and then goes inside
>the best night of my life and nothing has even come close

>Sam tells me Emily invited her to her house
>Fine with me
>Tells me they're going to try an ice bucket thing
>What
>"But actually it's kinda different"
>"How so?"
>"We're gonna sit in ice baths, first one to get out loses"
>Saw it on some Youtube video
>I voice my displeasure, don't want her to get pneumonia or some shit
>She really wants to do it
>Says another friend will be keeping watch in case they need help
>We argue about it, she calls me controlling
>Pissed off at her wanting to do something so stupid, threaten to break up if she does it
>Fuck, didn't mean to
>She gets sad, but tells me she won't
>We shouldn't be fighting over something so dumb
>Make up, and go to bed
>Next day
>About eight
>Had to take bus home, my car has a blown brake line and I don't have the money to fix it
>Come home from work
>She's not there
>Left me a note
>"Sorry, but Emily really wanted me to come, I couldn't say no. Don't worry"
>Try calling her, no response
>Really pissed now
>Text friend that I know is in Emily's circle, get Emily's address
>No busses out that way
>Tells me she's there now
>She says she'll pick me up and take me there
>"Wait, just tell them to stop"
>Too late, she's on her way
>Of course the one girl who doesn't text and drive

>Picks me up, takes me back
>Arrive about quarter after
>There in the driveway
>Sam's car
>White Corolla, kinda beat up (she wasn't the best at parking)
>Stop and run around back
>Sure enough, two big plastic tubs
>And both girls
>Call out to Sam, don't get a response
>Run to her, she's nearly blue from the cold
>Emily's passed out
>Pull them both out of the tubs, cold as hell
>Friend calls an ambulance, they say it'll arrive in five minutes
>Ask Sam what happened
>She can barely talk
>Tells me that about twenty minutes into it the friend got a text from some guy and took off, said she'd be back soon
>Fuck
>No time to appreciate the irony
>Says a little after the friend left, she wanted to get out but couldn't move well
>After a few minutes of struggling to get out, couldn't move at all
>By that point Emily was out
>Medics arrive shortly after
>Load Sam into ambulance
>Tell us Emily died of cardiac arrest
>The shock on our faces, especially Sam's
>Ride along in the ambulance with them, friend follows in her car
>Medic riding in the back too, trying to explain her condition
>Barely speaks English, fucking foreigner
>Tells us Sam will live
>Cold got to her lungs though, tells us she'll likely have breathing problems when she's older
>If I hadn't pulled her out when I did, she'd be dead too
>Sam is basically terrified, didn't expect me to drive up there to confront her
>I'm not just gonna leave her after this though
>Grab her hand, look her in the eye
>She has a mixture of pain, fear, and tenderness on her face
>Lean in close and say
>"You're as cold as ice"
>"Willing to sacrifice our love"
>"You never take advice"
>"Some day, you'll pay the price I know"

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>>722698915
Ain't even mad

>>722695322
Go to sleep, Steve.

Go to sleep Mark.

>>722695322
Go to sleep Larry.

no idea who this bitch is. not your personal army. i dont care. kill yourself you petty faggot.

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>>722699149
Fuck you mongoloid.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion though.

>>722696652
everything is fine...
90 percent of what we fear never manifests
the other 10 well thats on the universe

hi jacob

>>722696652
Lemme see your brother and you anon, I wanna fap pls.

if you love me so much why wont you suck my dick then?

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>>722698422
Thanks mang, also check'D

I like this thread

Number 6.

>>722698237

7 is a no-brainer

>>722698237
Why wouldn't you number these?
Bottom left.

>>722698421
guys the easiest way to get this is to download some shitty survey

>>722698421
DUDE DONT FUCKING POST THIS YOU CAN GET BANNED

>>722698421
Look, it's time to get real, now we can do this the easy way. or the hard way. but i'm gonna rape you

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The Machine.

>>722696193
>Start charging a 40% tax on all products made by robots?
not a bad idea actually and use it to fund a massive tax break for all companies using AT LEAST 90 percent human labour and paying their people a good wage.

>>722696193
I like how poor people who think their smart talk about the future and shill Universal Basic Income like its the only inevitability and its because automation is here and its great.

Fucktards the underlying problem are limited resources meeting a growing demand. And you know who is accelerating that demand? Unskilled labor and poor people/degenerates.
They have children at astronomical rates compared to people in skilled labor positions such as programmers or accountants. They are also the first who will benefit from this system.

How about require sterilization to qualify for Universal Basic Income?

Also how come no one ever seems to mention we already have universal basic income, its called welfare and it does not solve problems.

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>>722697072

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>>722697171

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Parking Delta

>>722696202
Where at in Indiana 765?

I have some BD if anyone has people from AHS

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>>722698576

Make it your last time posting as well, you boring fuck

>>722698576
Nudes or fuck off weeb

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>>722698576

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roll

Rollinnn

rollski

>>722698653
lol prolly a wart put eat some duct tape it makes them go away

>>722698653
A pimple

>>722698653
You caught the transgenderphobia

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Bump

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This one is hilarious

this thread sucks already. hope it gets pruned like the cancer it is.