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>Be me
>Have a green beard
>More chicks than I can count
>Life is great!

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What the diddly diddily ding dong did you just diddly say about me, you little diddly? I’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in the noodly-navy seals, and i’ve been involved in noodly-numerous secret riddly-raids on al-quaeda, and i have overoo 300 confirmed kills! I am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the top sniperoo in the entire us armed forces. You are noodly-nothing to me but just anotheroo target. I will wipe you the diddly out with precision the likes of whicharoo has noodly-neveroo been seen beforinoe on this earth, mark my diddly words. You think you can get away with saying that diddly to me overoo the internet? Think again, diddly. As we speak i am contacting my secret noodly-networinok of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced riddly-right noodly-now so you betteroo prepare for the storinom, maggot. The storinom that wipesies out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re diddly diddily ding dong dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can diddly you in overoo seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Noodly-not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united statesies marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable diddly off the face of the continent, you little diddly. If only you could have known what unholy riddly-retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring diddily ding dong down upon you, maybe you would have hel-diddly-eld your diddly tongue. But you couldn’t, you diddily ding dong didn’t, and noodly-now you’re paying the price, you diddly idiot. I will diddly fury all overoo you and you will diddily ding dong drown in it. You’re diddly diddily ding dong dead, kiddo.

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Where were you when 4chan assassinated this girl?

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>2017
>not smuggling horse cocks into the US
What the fuck is wrong with you /b/

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>be me at 19
>Take a shit ton of Klonopin
>Take pregnant girlfriend to movies
>Tropicthunder.jpg
>Say I'm going to smoke 15 minutes in
>Instead ask for refund and call friend to chill
>Girl comes out and asks what's up
>Say fuck this shit I'm going to chill with a friend
>Make her refund her ticket and drive me there
>Ditch her and freebase coke all night
>Make her pick me up in the morning

Am I a shitty person?

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So, I just forgot to turn off my work's wifi before watching some porn. How fucked am I if it's my own phone? Trying to work out if they'd have any way to trace it back to me!

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I want to go fishing but I don't have any supplies! Any advice on what I should use?

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Guys give me your worst black humor images

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Did Hitler know about the holocaust?

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DEUTSCHLAND FADEN
(Der Gute)

1. Was macht ihr dieses Wochenende?
2. Pläne für heute?
3. Lieblingsessen?
4. Alk oder andere Drogen?
5. Hat jemand einen John Wick 2 Stream Link?
6. Leder oder Jeansjacke?

#EinThreadVonMirDemGutenAltenJeansy

:^) ..

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Let's get a Gore tread going I haven't see one in awhile

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can someone shop my head normal size please

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If dubs he killed all those people.

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Serious Thread

Why the world is so bad?.

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Get in here

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Anything goes