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does /b/ believe in any conspiracy theories?

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so here's a story for you fags

>be me 16 yo
>get invinted to party with 18 yo chicks
>time to lose that bloody virginity m8
>drink less than everyone but still get drunker than everyone
>make up story that you drunk more before coming to the party
>they don't fall for it
>they force you to drink more
>end up on the balcony of the house sleeping on he floor
>12 floors above ground
>chick is lying beside you
>lose virginity on the balcony
>cold as fuck even in summer
>wake up the next morning in the kitchen
>massive urge to shit
>ohliteralshit.jpeg
>run to the bathroom
>chick from last night is sleeping outside the door
>by the power of Exodia I have to be quiet
>backfires.vid
>massive fart and diarrhea wakes up everyone in the house
>fucking panic
>run out before anyone notices it was me and try to leave the house
>chick outside the door notices me
>diarrhea slides down beneath me trousers and to the floor
>learn the other day that she told everyone
>mfw they stopped hanging out with me
>mfw they all laugh at me
>mfw I still fucked that chick unprotected and came inside
>mfw she either aborted my son or I'm impotent

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how much would you pay to fuck her?

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EVERYONE JUMP IN

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PA thread

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Instructional thread: spy camming. Ask your questions

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Any old fags remember this classic? :^)

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39.268076, -116.047516

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MY FELLOW SOUTHERN CALIFORNIANS

ARE YOU READY FOR THE STORM?

55 - 70 MPH WIND GUSTS

BE FUCKING CAREFUL TODAY!

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Cock rate thread?
8x5.5 inches here

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Greetings goys, opositely to what weak minded sub-humen sheep can think, a tree cannot grow far without anyone's notice. It is time we finally spare couple of our minutes to track you and your families down and present you with the greatest deal. Join us, or die against us! Your choice niggas.

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My dad took my door away because i'm a disgusting piece of shit who won't clean his room.
When should I kill myself /b/?

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Why do you look down upon girls who have random fun with black men of color?

Give me good reasons, no hurr durr filthy cunt. Vaginas are self cleaning, so there is no such thing as a filthy girl

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deu fad
Fragen macht ihr

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>employer of supposed company emails me they have a job offer
>mentions good income without working, basically
>gives no details every time I ask, only asks me to go to their office
>after asking for the 3rd time for specific job info, he replies with:

"Maybe you should stay at home chilling, waiting for the company's president to call you & give you a job description. You do not qualifu"

Fucking idiot.
Dubs decides what I reply.
If lame answer, it rerolls