Greetings earthlings. I heard that strong fighters are amidst you all. I've decided that before any of you get to me, I'll just absorb the whole population. Then I'll be unstoppable!
Luckily, the legendary trips aren't here to stop me.
Oh, and before you think that your lousy dubs will stop me, they only make me stronger.
Good luck... hehe
>>722796708
Rolling
>>722796708
motherfucking motherfucking niggerfaggot
Please, just fucking kill me already
fully clothed pics you can still jack off to
>>722798285
well...
I will pay 15 dollars either in Bitcoin or by PayPal to whoever can create a vaporwave album for me.
I need 10 tracks that are between 3 to 8 minutes long.
I will pay you 5 dollars after you send me the first 3 songs, 5 dollars after you send me the second 3 songs, and the last 5 dollars after you send me the remaining 4 songs plus a funky looking album cover. For the cover, please make it a retro N64, Sega Genesis (Sonic) psychdelic typical vaporwave cover.
Email me at [email protected] and let's get started
>>722797809
i can make the cover if you want and i'll charge you for 5 dollars worth of bitcoin
>>722798291
ok cool email me at my email and we'll be in touch
>>722797809
Fuck off, 15 bucks for 10 tracks are you fucking serious. 3 to 8 minutes as well, at the minimum 30 minutes of music for $15
Fallout is the best game franchise ever. Prove me wrong.
>open world
>best and most interesting side quests for an open world game
>rich and detailed lore and back story
>Fallout 3 was ground breaking
>replayability
>Best weapons in an open world game
>Better than Elder Scrolls
>Best main quest stories of open world game
>Bethesda owns the rights to the franchise
>>722795752
Skyrim
First plsythrough
Much better than fallout.
>>722795752
Personally I like the witcher more than FO but it's deff my number 2, which one is your fav FO, OP? And why?
Ylyl thread faggots
Man, this one is hilarious!
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>>722797378
hopefully this won't be as catastrophically awful as the last one. Unlikely anyway
ITT Random Rants . God Tier edition
But I certainly image quality, but you are looking to download Diablo. Taking these medications kill lesbians and work, and they had to fight against evil and the church to the extent that confused, overwhelmed. We love games like Diablo is a great thing. Why you play, the more self-evident, we found that many of the front held. Have you ever had any thoughts of grace. On the day when the reason why a lot? In any case, eat pork, but thanks Rorrent.
>>722796700
Should of killed him
Should of kissed her
I invented the light bulb he's a fucking liar
Why was Stargate universe cancelled wtf man
I'm bleeding rn
P
>>722796700
>how do I lose weight anons !!1!1!
Look as everyone has or is going to say, calroies in and calories out. You have to stay dedicated.
>what about exercise?
Your In luck. Let me present to you the quick and dirty of:
Sir Anon Ace's Guide to being a lazy Exerciser!
Cutting to the point I know your fat and you probably don't want to commit as much as the other guys. That means no gym, no equipment and no hour long routines right? I'm right. So we have a few options left, walking, cycling, running. But your fucking lazy and fat. Your not doing any of that. So instead I'm going to give you the best way to burn fat and calories.
Stair Climbing.
Climbing up and down a flight of stairs is your ticket to losing weight. It's tough the first couple of times, but once you get into it, it's easy. Let's break it down.
Walking up and down a staircase for 10 minutes (at a reasonable pace) burns 100 calories. To compare, walking burns 100 calories in 20 minutes (1 mile), running burns 100 calories in 10 minutes as well (1 mile.) so tell me anon, would you rather run for 10 minutes, or just walk stairs? It's the stairs.
100 calories isn't huge, but it is something. 10 minutes a day you simply burn that much. When you get stronger you can then run stairs, which burns 100 calories in 5 minutes. Or you can amp it up to 20 minute stair climbs for 200 calories, which is double that of walking.
>but muscles.
You will be working and building 5 major muscles, including the largest muscle in your Body. The glutes. And as we all know, sloots love the glutes.
As you build these monsters they will help you burn more calories, both when exercising and during day to day life, giving a nice snowball effect.
But you have to do it everyday, and you even if you feel tired you can't stop, you have to do the full 10 minutes even if you have to slow down.
In short, its the most efficenet and easy eSwedish a fatty can do
Hey /b/. I'm a 20 year old virgin. Pic releated. I dress well, I groom myself, and I consider myself a dominant. Why can't I get laid?
I have interesting hobbies that include flying, racing, music, airsoft, etc...
I keep getting more and more sexually frustrated as nothing ever seems to work out. I constantly wonder if I'm even good enough for anyone. I just want to know what it's like to be with a beautiful woman.
What's wrong with me?
>>722795643
>I consider myself dominant
Nigga bitches gotta consider you dominant or you not getting pussy
bump
>>722795926
dont look like that guy in the photo.
lose glasses
get manly haircut
lose the business attire
get some swagger
hey guys
just wondering, for anyone who has bee to jail;
what's the likely hood of a cell mate letting you suck them off and be their bitch just cause?
i thought, if i ever went to prison i guess i'd be fine being surrounded by giant nigger cocks all day.
just have a few questions:
1.) been to jail or prison?
2.) biggest cock you've seen while in?
3.) were you forced to suck/fuck in there?
4.) if i just go up and ask any guy in there if i can suck them off, they'd probably be with it since they're ina fucked situation too right?
OP IS A FAG.
>>722798310
>4.) if i just go up and ask any guy in there if i can suck them off, they'd probably be with it since they're ina fucked situation too right?
they'd probably beat your ass for being a fag then use you as the jail's slut
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Not worth linking
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Dogfuckers belong in the oven :o
カラミチーマス
still here
Got heart broken and was in a domestic violence situation.
Need a good laugh, bring on the weird jokes.
Snapslut thread. Send those names and I'll try to get wins.
celtickachina
gods speed
>>722796223
Kek
Her nudes already got posted
>>722796388
Share
Ohio dudez here?
440
maggie l
>>722796404
440 here as well!
sam a 440
goes by zabella as a suicide girl hopeful
Americans have been sheep for so long that there is no turning it around. The Illuminati have won. The Deep State shadows have been the real masters of this country before your great grandfather's where even born. There is no such thing as being "red pilled". You know only what they want you to know, and those onto few of us that really know the world we live in can do nothing about it.
Relevant picture. It is the layout of Washington DC. The south point being the White House. Symbolic of the soul of Lucifer.
lol good job overlaying a bunch of shapes onto a picture. You sure convinced me with your enlightening proof.
P.S. You are fucking retarded and convincing yourself of far fetched theories does not mean that you "really know" anything. In fact it is quite the opposite. You don't know shit and no amount of buying into this stupid horse shit will change that.
>>722796646
Don't worry OP. I'm with you. The Rothschilds are the death of freedom
You are so painfully ignorant. You are a product of the machine and you are not able to see what is real even when presented to you simply.
Fluffy Abuse Bread
>>722795599
lets talk about that "ifunny.co" watermark, OP
woof
bark
heck
*rub hand on head then smell hand after*