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hey guys it's me Tyler again and boy I tell you I got myself into some deep shit this time. OK so I'm studying for my Exam and my roommate has a laptop that he uses. I ask if I could get on it to do some of my work and he always tells me no. Well long story short I got his password by watching him type it in one day and I log on to his computer. Since I'm at a secure location I think hell why not I log on to my favorite KP site and download so much I had to create a whole folder dedicated to the porn I saved inside of the c: drive of his computer so he wouldn't be able to find it. Well this goes on for a week or two until yesterday the police show up at my dorm room and asked if Austin my roommate was in. I thought maybe Austin got himself into some shit until i told them He was out for classes but they came in our room anyway and seized his computer.i didn't think to much of it until i thought"fuck my KP is gone". Austin never did come back to our room and Everytime I call his phone it keeps going to voicemail. I know I probably got him in trouble, but I don't know what to do?
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is this new copypasta?
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Jesus Christ y are the same people on here every night
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Hey guys it's me Tyler and this time I landed myself into some real shit this time so I kinda got my roommate sent to jail because I left some KP on his computer. Well long story short he bonded out and came looking for me and he tried coming back to our school to beat me ass but I call campus security and the escorted him off the premises. Anyway I go home for the weekend and I forget that Austin lived around the block so I build enough courage to go over there to apologize but I chicken out as I get to his door step. I can hear his mother screaming at him for getting kicked out of school. I feel really bad now but as I'm getting into my feelings about the whole situation their front door opens and Austin comes running out I hide in the bushes on the side of the house and watch him go to his car, he is about to see me so I ran into his house to hide. And I stay hidden in his closet until nightfall. At which time I decided to get out of there well that was my plan until I heard his baby brother crying I had to go check it out. So I'm now standing over his crib looking down at a baby with bright blue eyes and I can't but help it, my dick is as hard as diamonds now. I think to myself why not just touch tips, so our tips are touching and I say fuck it I need this cum out of my dick now so I thrust myself into his baby brother and I cum less than a second afterward I squeezed his little arms so tightly that I dislocated both of them as I pulled my cock out of its little body. I tried my best to not cum inside but I explode all over the place. I tried to clean up, leave the room the way I found it. But as I cleaning up the last of my cum of his baby brother's body I hear Austin footsteps coming down the hall, so I slipped out the window in the babies room. The next day I hear the police have arrested Austin in connection to the rape of his brother now I know he's in big trouble now what do I do?
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Guys, is there a way to view images removed by photobucket for violating terms? I think they may be nudes!
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potential win dump
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bump
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>>722833035
Hi nice breasts
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>be me
>be 14
>right smack in the middle of puberty
>be jerking off in bed
>hear knock on door
>o fuck.jpg
>"ONE SECOND"
>grab my bathrobe and cover self up
>was holding back the nut
>mom walks in
>"your aunt is here"
>walks downstairs still holding back the stream
>talk to aunt for about 5 minutes
>all the time i am boned and still ready to burst
>aunt bends over and shows cleavage
>instant nut
>mfw your nut hits your aunt's breast
>mfw mother was in room
>mfw cry
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>>722831623
100000+ internets
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>>722831623
Brilliant
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>related
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get
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You fucking noobs
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Dubs are for faggots anyway
Unkept pussys and assholes thread
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>>722831593
good idea for a thread
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perfection.
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>>722832144
OP ur gay lol
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Maybe if you settle for reality.
Like a bitch.
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Does anyone have a link, vola, to the DreamaJade cam videos? I NEED them, I'm fucken dying here
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>>722832162
>I'm fucken dying here
Spoken like a true addict.
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where is my son&mom thread??
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I could use one. Only have pretty old ones though
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Yo \b\
2 nights ago I fucked an asian tranny for the first time ever, was always curious but now it actually happend.
Ask me anything
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>>722831508
Is your neg hole pozzed?
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why? where? how?
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>>722831508
What country lol?
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Where can I buy awesome coffee mugs?
I live in Europe but I don't mind ordering from the US
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>>722831089
Redbubble
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>>722831089
>Where can I buy awesome coffee mugs?
A local service here advertised "We can print any pic on a mug".
Man, I only regret to not have taken a pic of their face when they printed on my mugs the /b/ pics I sent them.
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that service also featured custom printed toilet paper
athletic girls
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yup
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Oh shit, Rhyanna Watson
I wish she would just post nudes on her site
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Ok then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yPzMXLenzw
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>>722832344
This guy needs to be more funny.
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Seems legit.
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>>722831918
> integrating sphere
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>>722831918
I'm a laserologist, so that means I study light and it's many properties and physical states. I can tell you that this is pretty plausible.
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>>722831918
Wouldnt you theoretically have to close the box faster then the speed of light?
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Anyone else ever NOT had a wet dream?
I very rarely dream of sex maybe once every month or few months
I also am cut not natural
Those are the two variables I think makes a difference anyone without a turtleneck have wet dreams? Or sex dreams very often?
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>>722831961
Uncut, never had a wet dream.
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Nope never had a wet dream here
Reason 1 I wank far too much
Reason 2 I always seem to wake up just as it's getting good when I have that sort of dream so it never goes to completion.
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>>722831961
Never had one. But I think it's just my personality. I don't have dreams that good things are happening; the best I can hope for is a dream where something good might happen, then I wake up.
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So what's the deal? I don't wanna talk about fuck stick Trump, pretty sure he is gonna get his due. Then what? This guy slides in his place?
>hates homos
>hates women's health/rights
>hates legal weed
>loves jesus
>wants jesus to come back
>that requires Armageddon
Not saying he believes that shit, or even that most so called "christians" do either. Cause well, that's just crazy. no one wants to fucking kill everyone. But there are a lot of them that DO truly believe and want that. And those people love this guy.
Am I wrong? How wrong am I? Was this the plan the whole time? Get this guy in there, maybe help the GOP save a little face with their base supports? Again, not saying he WOULD pull the trigger on something like that but the whole concept of their ideology is along that line and I see him playing it up. It really felt like religion wasn't that much of an issue during the campaign. This campaign felt the least "vote for us cause jesus" election that I can remember, dating back to Reagan. But I can feel that churchy vibe making it's way back into shit.
>inb4 shills
>inb4 crymore, idgaf about the trump or hillary shit, that's been done. new topic.
How wrong am I?
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Pence is fucking based
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>>722831490
This is why getting rid of Trump isn't necessarily as good an idea as it might sound.
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>>722832093
FBPB
>Faggots & sluts get out, or get zapped