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WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?

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thinking about letting a hooker fuck my ass with a strap on.
Dubs decides what if I do

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Dubs shrink tubes their penis.

Trips does their balls too.

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i got this weed for $20, it's supposed to be 2 grams.
1. does it look like 2 grams?
2. is it decent quality? first time buying my own weed

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Hey/b/, we cool?

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What does /b/ think of my cousin? Cant help but jerk off to her, is that wrong?

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I need to become more alpha.
>got a chance to have sex
>acted real submissive and wanted her to take charge
>kept complimenting her and telling her how lucky and honored I am to be with her
>kept going down on her and kissing her feet and then laying on my back in a submissive pose with my hands behind me
>wanted her to rub her pussy all over my face
>she hit me a few times, I guess to provoke me, but i just let her or I kissed her hands
>closed my eyes and sighed
>couldn't stop apologizing or asking her if she liked something and pleading with her to tell me exactly what she wants and to ask shamelessly and I would do anything she wanted for as long as she wanted
>I kept acting like I was intoxicated by her femininity and would close my eyes and become unresponsive, hoping she would be flattered by the effect she was producing
>she eventually became unamused and called an end to things
>I didn't speak and she asked why I wasn't talking
>didn't respond and she got weirded out and I had to leave
Didn't get to have sex. Was hoping to be pegged and playfully tortured but didn't ask for it.

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Hi, feel free to send me anything, will reply <3

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Whenever I'm gonna nut in her I warn her I'm about to cum so she can chose to roleplay one out of two roles.

Either, she begs for me to cum inside, wrapping her legs around me, telling me she's fertile, and that she wants a baby

Or she begs me to pull out, telling me she's too young to get pregnant, and that she's off the pill.

Sometimes she even tries to push me off and I have to wrestle her on the bed before cumming deep inside her.

She's on the pill so it's all safe, but oh my god does it feel so fucking good. Sloppy, raw, baby-making sex is to die for.

I just can't believe I have this cute, adorable girl who makes me food, takes care of me when I'm sick, smokes weed with me in my truck, and lets me nut in her 100% raw.

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I only ever pulled out once to jizz on that cute adorable face of hers

Other than that one time, our sex always ends with a creampie

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>watching casablanca with gf
>seems to be enjoying it
>old fashioned romance seems to hit her
>nearing airport finale
>"And the names are Mr & Mrs Lazlo"
>gf immediately gets on her phone and plays candy crush
>areyoufuckingkiddingme
>"Babe, put it away it's almost over"
>She looks at me like I just shit on her dog
>"I was just GLANCING at my phone ANON!"
>this bitch
>Meanwhile movie is still rolling
>"well can you give me the remote, or pause it?"
>"Anon why are you gETTING MAD AT ME"
>"Bitch as you're talking we've missed 3 mins"
>she picks up the remote
>turns off movie to watch Little Midgets of L.A bullshit
>I storm off to bed
>MFW Midgets are better than Casablanca

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Who would you rather punched you as hard as they can in your stomach?

Both in their prime.

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What does old pussy smell like /b/? Has anyone here ever fucked a woman over 40? Is it still reasonably tight?

I know this mature that's like 50 and she wants my young cock in her really bad but i don't want to pull down her panties and be unable to perform.

wat do?

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Alcoholism thread.
I'm just 22, but since i was 17 i used to drink 1 liter of vodka by myself 6 days per week. 4 months ago i decided to not drink on work days (monday to friday) and it feela pretty good. The thing is that i cant drink anymore. Last night i drank some vodka shots and im literally puking. Is that baf or good? I cant tolerate alcohol anymore.

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The only question is, are you man enough?

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Okay my dudes , so we are trying to get over 400 members in this steam group ! Bring your friends along with you.

Steam : http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SuperfkrClub