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Semi-regrettable shit you've done in the past. I'll start.

> Be me, with my friend at his house. Know his phone password
> He falls asleep, so fuckit.png
> Take his phone, and plug it into my laptop
> Open his phone onto itunes and create a backup
> Return his phone back to its location
> I'mASnake.jpg
> Open up the application ibackupbot
> Time to snoop niqqa
> For those who don't know, with a phone's backup you can look at almost everything accessible on the person's phone
> Begin to dig
> Look through his photo gallery, and conversations w/ everyone including girlfriend
> Fuck nothing good yet
> Continue snooping, until I notice he has more than on calculator app
> Shit just got interesting...
> Upon further investigation discover #2 and #3 were installed off the app store..
> Open them up and view file data and find they are photo vaults with some gold in em

Cont...?

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GF broke up with me. Trips and I post a bunch of nudes

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rolling cause i'm gay as fuck

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I'm just a normal anon, like you, except that I ask questions.

Is Donald Trump using the White House to have sex with his daughter? Probably not. But how can we know? I don't want my tax dollars going to father -daughter incest. What else is he putting inside his daughter? What would be the point? I'm asking questions.

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Can we get chavs thread? Best UK sluts only

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anyone know the sauce to the vid on the right?

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>be me
>house mate keeps using my butter
>buy new tub of butter
>make a cavity bottom of a tub of butter >poo in a plastic bag
>cut a hole in bag squeeze poo into cavity. >Put
butter back in tub.
>Leave in fridge for house mate to use.
>2 months pass
>hear house mate scream
>run to see what has happened
>he freaking out trying to figure why he has shit on his toast
>told him to stop using my butter.
> he sits down in silence

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Go to http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/Pictures/ and bring something back, all dubs will happen to your girlfriend.

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How do I win at casinos? I live right next to several very large casinos, and last night I played 5 dollars on slots (betting .40) and I won 80 dollars. Are the odds pretty much against me? Or is there a tactic? I'm not really into gambling but if I can make extra money while I'm out then why not. Any tips?

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>>722863497
who dat

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"The number on the back of your ss card is on the US Stock exchange. Meaning that any country that America is in debt to i.e. china. They can go right on the stock market and buy your ass. You know why? One because we allow this crap. two because once you're born and hit with that ss# you are no longer a human being, You are a corporation. And we all know that corporations can be bought and sold... Why do you think they call dead bodies corps..."

- Albert Croon


>is this guy dropped on his head as a fetus?

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Hi, i am looking for some handsome men! Please show me what u got on my snapchat
" Pisogkanel "

Don't be shy, i promis i will send back. ;-)

Love Pisogkanel

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Russian bro's here, ask your questions
[spoiler]форч лучше двача[/spoiler]

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ive never seen porn before /b/
pic unrelated

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He's literally using YLYL threads now. We are his content.