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Say "stalking"
Then correct it to "walking" blame auto correct. Then when she says what she does reply "i know"

>>722888887
>Missed septs by 1. KYS now.
Melt stuff.

>>722888887
Tell her you like to browse dank memes.

>>722889273
Uhh, ssri's, kratom, tramadol, opiates

You can combat premature ejac with lots of substances. Switch it up bub

>>722889512
Yesss! An opiate addiction instead of a cocaine addiction!

You mean you're extremely unhappy so you're hooked on coke.

Sweet bro been there done that.

>>722889924
what do I loose? ygyl. it's a sort of trippy thread

how and why did he whip you?

>>722889096
please elaborate

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>>722889302
because i changed my name to im theshit on facebook

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So /b/

>met moleman one day while walking home
>we connected about comics and vidya
>hung out alot
>he was in High school and i was in middle school
> i made fun of him alot for the lols just how i am
>one day i was at his house
>playing on his Wii U
>he goes to the shitter
>idea.jpg
>Quickly go on youtube app on Wii U
>start playing heyyya as im hiding in the closet
>he has no idea where i am
>i keep playing it
>hes screamed having an absolute fit
>im laughing so hard i fall out of his closet
>this happens as he start crying

this is just one story

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>>722890627
I have more where that comes from

>so its been a few months since wii u incident
>started high school
>catch train home with him and a few friends
>he has a crush on this horse woman that hes friends with
>He was talking about which Fantastic 4 character he would be
>shaking my head
>dont really care
>he says he would be Mr fantastic
>i laugh at him
>he gets upset
> i say if you were a fantastic 4 character "he would be the mole man"
>fucking looks down as me and she laughs at him
>he then forever gets the name Mole man

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>>722891057
>still in high school
>few months in
>guy i know named paul, nice guy but hes prone to rage outbursts
>same year as moleman and in his history class
>Mole mans fucking about with ball kicks it till pauls head
>paul fucking freaks out
>autismo rage.webm
>rams moleman against the wall
>starts choking a bitch
>moleman starts screaming
>moleman breaks pauls headphone in two while flailing
>paul wont let go till mole man gives him his beats headphones
>he fucking does it

this is just the start of the violence it get Better from here

>>722888330
, ʇsǝʇ.
:)

˙ʇoƃƃɐɟ lɐʇoʇ ɐ ǝʞıl lǝǝɟ ʇ,uop noʎ os dɯnq ʇsɐl ǝuo
¡¿¡¿uo ƃuıoƃ sı ɟʇʍ
¿ǝɹǝɥ ʇsǝʇ ǝɥʇ ʇsɐd ı pıp 'do uo ǝɯoɔ

>>722888330
test

>>722889300
Witness me

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>>722889300
>mfw I (op) am a samurai

gomenasai fellow warrior>>722889433

>>722889300
shogun here

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>>722889665
Does the humanity still have honor?

I think not.

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Can we discuss why Zeppelins were used in WW1 ?

>>722889665
OP never had a gf

i'd like to fuck her so hard that she wont be able to walk without help for months and after 9 months our retarded baby wont be able to walk too

>>722888998
Why do her feet look like they belong to a 70 year old?

>>722889619
cause she just got them off the water-spa-moisturing shit?

>>722889825
>0

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Spanks Tan

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Enthusiastic Black Man

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Blue Screen of Death

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>>722889988

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>>722889988

4CHAN IS NOT SAFE, MOVE HERE:
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nice dubs

>>722888599
CHECKED

>>722888775
thnx /b/ro

I dont think you understand how public key encryption works...

>>722889538
No i dont. And i got a message from a vendor that's encrypted and i have not posted my public key on my deepweb profile and I have no idea how to decrypt it. Wanna help me out?

>>722889458
787045CA6F512D52218930E1973C8756
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