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Welcome to my blog!
i got in the elevator and a guy a little older than me wearing a stupid hat thing gets in after me, he asks me if I would mind pressing 19 and I told him I would. (this is some fucktarded tradition about operating machines) He looks confused, considers getting out, then presses the button. We ride up, I get out of the elevator and he says “have a nice day” with an upward inflection to indicate i was being out of line and I fire back “enjoy your superstition” as the door closes.
Disclaimer: I have jewish blood and appearance, though no allegiance or patience for this bullshit.
Did I do good /b/?
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should a gassed him by ripping a big fart
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>>722888198
got asked to go into a house in BK once to turn on someones stove. I told him I couldn't and he should just make a salad
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As soon as he pressed the button, you should have said "Your eternal soul will sizzle in HELL for that"
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What are you smoking /b/?
Favorite way to get high?
Sunrise Haze
Joint
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sour diesel
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MK ultra + handrolled cigs
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>>722889091
im gonna need sauce on that pokemon tray.
Where did you get it?
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Hurry up and get inside!!!
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>>722889750
Oh shizer!
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roll #420
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Kill me.
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What's the most amount of times you've fapped in a day?
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4, male
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>>722887814
not sure I think 8 perhaps
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13 male
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Should I suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole?
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>>722888799
You should get b& for making these cancer threads and then kill yourself. You're too scum to become an hero. You will not be remembered.
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>>722888799
Should you stop pretending that you are Andy Sixx endlessly trying to make yourself look cool (and failing)
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>>722888799
No need to lurk more, faggot.
>>>/trash/
Behold, 4chan's secret board, you belong there, OP.
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PLEASE WATCH MY STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95bweoa-fZE
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>>722889786
pls donate
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>>722889786
aight ma nigga, u down wit da syndrome?
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>>722890983
byylaaaaaaaaa rooororrrrororororo gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhckkkkk
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No caturday thread?
Caturday thread
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So I just found out yesterday that I'm going to be a father, my girlfriend is 5 weeks pregnant. I will be 23 when he/she is born and she will be 21.
How many of you /b/rothers havery kids? How old were you when you had them? Do you regret it?
Pic not related, all my files of her are larger than 2mb. Does anyone know how to change that on your phone? I've got OC for days
>INB4 not you virgin /b/tards
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>>722887971
You have no chance to ever live life to the fullest because a child now depends on you and you will be a slave to the family
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>>722888160
You need two fuck offs.
firstly, fuck off back to r eddit.
then fuck off back to r / redpill.
OP: it's true you've taken on a huge responsibility that will affect your life, but don't hate on it like this asshole. make a good legacy for yourself and a good life for your children by raising them well. one thing though is how you're not married to her, hope she's a good life partner choice and you can marry her, to split up with be challenges for both of you and the child.
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>>722887971
not a father rn
not sure I will be
but what i can tell you is that this will be an experience that tests both you, her, your relationship, and your future
but i think you can do it. Just remember that what you do from now on is important so think big, think ahead, and think safe and you will be alright
also your kid will be graduating from hs before your friends will so you get more down time as an adult
woo
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Hey /b/ ! This chick sells her nudes on kik if you want to see her awesome boobage ^.^ she thought I was troll or something haha, help her out by buying her nudes!
P.s she does in fact sell nudes.
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lol op is chelsea lapton
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>>722888323
That's fucking stupid.
Kys
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Give us a sample then
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need advice from my /b/ros, How do I get this girl to express emotion to me? she is very introverted. I know her online only(not a man, even if she is I still want her/him really doubt its a him tho) She always wants to play games with me online has even bought me multiple games since she is rich. She is very strange tho she doesn't use her mic ever(man man man) she is very VERY private, doesn't tell me much about herself. Dodges questions about her. She has had medical issues she told me but refuses to give any details about anything. I.e. She tells me she has been up for 2 days straight I ask why she says for reason's doesnt matter then changes the subject.
How do I get her to express emotion? She is like a fucking walll but I'm so obsessed with her for somereason and really fucking want her. I've asked her out b4 and she didn't decline but did say she doesn't really know me well enough then said she wouldn't mind traveling for a relationship(we are 1k miles apart) That was a while ago almost 6 months. What do /b/?
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bump :/
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/b/ help pls
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>>722888529
get her on whatsapp so she can record you an audio file...then build up to back and forth voice messaging and not just texts
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>Already this was posted in a thread by someone but not me possible aliens
This is fucking serious.
Asian eye syndrome.
I noticed my gy gf has eyes with epicanthic fold.
I noticed my fb friend has also.
What the fuck is going on. We are very caucasion (north european).
I know my gf doesn't have FAS. I checked her.
What other syndrome could cause it? I mean other than being fucking asian. She is not too stupid.
>I'm I surrounded by retards or fake asians
>plz respond
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plz respond
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>>722888261
It's common in caucasians. Stems from Irish/ slavish ancestors.
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>>722889505
im irish and have never seen someone who wasnt asian have epicanthic fold. stop bullshitting. she prob has downs or something
Is it scientifically correct?
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detroit is smarter and more productive than most of america
nice map retard
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>>722889464
Canadians are pretty smart alright.
Quebecers are pretty useless, though.
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>>722889464
>suggesting people from florida are productive
>this level of retardation
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/b/ - What happened?
…and how would YOU fix it?
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>>722889762
This is a containment board, dumb ass. You're not supposed to fix it.
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>>722889762
There's no fixing what this shit tip has become.
>>722889894
Newfag detected.
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>>722889762
this, this completely.
It's not getting any better either. I've, no shit, been invited to facebook groups that have better content than /b/ at this stage.
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Just saw this movie
He did a very good act, simply amazing
Too bad both the beginning and the end of the movie were the least good parts, which are the ones that people remember the most (general start and end of things) - still, it was incredible
What did you think?
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I think it was a shit movie he did to get a paycheck.
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What film is it?
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>>722888301
While watching it i always waited for the chick to turn out to be one of his personalities. (Technically i hasn't really been outruled yet, because her perspective could be how a new personality gets to know the group.) But i thought the whole "i believe i'm a butterfly so i can fly" was complete bullshit which ruined the movie for me.
4/10 because it was my possibility to dodge 50 shades of grey, otherwise would have been a 3/10
Would not recommend if you're too analytical.
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There was a hot brunette dancing at the new location for a while but now it's maximum cringe. Any /b/ros/hoes close by to provide some keks on this thing?
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us
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>>722889434
>literally every person here is a spic
not really surprising
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Why do Donald's little ducklings get so fucking butthurt by people who have a different opinion than they do? I think your president is a giant pimple. And you're weak. How 'bout that?
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>>722889434
Fuck I live in Houston Texas. So close yet so far away. Would totally play shaadilay