Ever fuck a tight blondie? There's nothing better
>>722895932
I have never fucked anything. Except myself.
>>722896037
one day bro, one day
>>722896037
this is pathetic, just go someplace where prostitution is legal and get over with it.
Gonna be rolling on some MDMA soon. any suggestions on what to do/watch/listen to? it's been awhile and I always blank during the roll
>>722896507
get some Popsicles and put on some liquid dnb
aw yeah, just got back from the costco to get my copy of fury road. Anyone else picked it up?
>>722896510
You're back? And you still haven't fixed that toe thumb?
>>722896510
So you went to Costco like a year and a half ago?
>>722896972
There's nonthig wrong with my hands stop talking about them.
Sup /b/ros
Visiting my friend at Cornell for the first time and we're going to a sorority party tonight
Aside from never having been to a sorority, what are some classy things to say to these sophisticated chicks?
Send Nudes!!!
Ayy lmao
> Cornell
> Sophisticated
Pick one and only one.
That fucking sewer is the definition of a safety school.
Best websites that you go to everyday?
>>722895826
Pornhub
4chan
>>722895826
Reddit, tumblr
How do I get my girl to do this? She can't get the last 2".
>>722895635
>>722895635
So She can suck on a whole inch of your penis, that's 1/3 man, you're so lucky
any of you guys play dnd? I've never played before, but found a group of people to play with. My only experience is watching DnD streams. Any tips on making a 5th edition character? Was thinking of playing a half-orc cleric.
>>722896456
Dave in Ottawa, is that you?
>>722896717
what the fuck?
Should I suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole?
>>722895437
it's behind past time for you to kill yourself
no one gives a shit
get on it
>>722895437
no one give a shit
no will cry for you
so go fuck yourself and die somewhere else
My coworker has a nice tushy
>>722896285
Which coworker? Show the coworker with the nice ass
>>722896285
>unironically working in a bowling alley
also it's not very good, she's also chubbo
>>722896285
Post pic of face and then slap her across the lips.
Oh no! Plankton had the Crabby Patty formula and only quads can stop him from getting away!
Little fucker can have it
>>722896250
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>722896250
I got this guys.
I want to bang my cousin /b/
How many cousins down is it ok to bang your cousin e.g. 1st cousin 2nd cousin etc.
>>722894838
Anything other than first cousin
>>722895209
pretty sure this
>>722895209
I think first cousin is probably ok if you don't have parents that were already first cousins
Does anyone want to talk?
>please?
Hi
>>722896779
Hey man, you okay?
>>722896635
About what, b/ro?
see that blet? it took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get, this was the proudest day in my life yo get something that i EARNED? got one? what have u NERDS ever done, except level up to level 70 on WOW.. fucking nerds, do SOMETHING with youlife
Oh look, this shit for the 500th time
WWYD
Toss her in a camp for that Jew nose
>>722895868
Hitler, go away. You're dead.
More info
Are you a whole man anon?
how the fuck did you know my name was anon
>>722894509
2 balls and a dick?
what makes a whole man might vary in opinion.
i'm more of a niku man