what did you most recently jerk it to
Dis
her
This
The reason you are depressed is because you aren't progressively working towards a worthy ideal. So stop whining about how you are the victim, take charge, and make your fucking dreams come true!!!
>>722906128
Define worthy ideal, and let me tell why your idea of worthiness is bullshit.
how serious are you about this going across the pond?
>>722906298
inb4 op is utopic faggot
Who you got /b/?
Fuck, wick and Bourne
Also checked
Christ Jason Jesus Bourne and Wick
>>722905222
James Bond and Wick
Now everybody from the board of /b/, PUT YA MOTHERFUCKING HANDS UP AND FOLLOW ME!
NOW, WHILE HE STANDS TOUGH! NOTICE THAT THIS MAN DID NOT HAVE HIS HANDS UP!
do i have herpes? google told me that its jock itch
i do have athletes foot
>>722907128
it's herpes
congrats you're the 1/3
its a bit hard to see but its slighlty discoloured and is itchy, ignore the acne its genetic
Imagine you are in charge of film a snuff film and this is the girl who will be killed in it. She has volunteered to be killed of and has been looking forward to this. What do you have her do? How do you have her killed?
>>722905007
With kindness.
Drowned in tar
Report her and the jews involved in making it to the FBI.
Holy shit, I met a fellow b tart today! So cute thread!
Was going to do fluffy, but didn't have any... Sooo cute/fluffy abuse?
>>722903065
fappy time !
>>722904214
rolling
also i hope this thread moves really fast so no one realizes that i have a really small dick and still a virgin
saved
>>722904214
ROLL
I can't find shit for discussion on the internet about 151 vs 80 proof liquor, specifically rum. I mean obviously the main difference is alcohol content.
Does it really make any difference other than the ratio of flavors to alcohol content? Any reason to get it other than to save space or to have more alcohol for the same amount of flavor?
Some of the 151 rums here are slightly cheaper per alcohol volume than 80s.
>>722902228
151 is much harsher on the tongue and throat, as is most alcoholic when you get into the higher content levels. That's all you need to know.
It fucks you up. Got tricked at a university camp. Burns like fire. Fuck that shit.
>>722902483
So if you want to get blasted and don't give a fuck about the burn, 151?
People who you don't think are funny, but everyone else does.
>hurr durr I'm small, it's funny
This fucking cunt
Also I agree with you OP.
>>722903384
>hurr durr I have a vagina, laugh when I make a joke about it or when I drop the f bomb.
Louis CK just doesnt do it for me, also Bill Burr is starting to suck now he's being cucked by his wife
Is it normal that family and friends pity me that i haven't had any action with females for 3 years? I'm 23 years old and shy and just can't get a girlfriend
Bump
>Is it normal
Nigga, you know full well that it isn't. Here's a secret: Everyone is shy when it comes to girls the first time. You need to get out of your comfort zone and get experience. There is no way around it. You will get rejected and it may hurt but you'll learn and it becomes easier.
Either that or you keep telling yourself that you're too shy and wallow in self-pity.
Can someone give this gal a cum tribute
>>722904574
>>722904924
>>722904960
You made it, back in time 90 years. Now roll for a GF from this array of bathing beauties.
>>722904578
Just keep rolling,rolling,rolling,rolling YEAH!
Who is your least favorite person /b/?
Myself, honestly
myself
>>722904010
Mohammad
I hope /b/ didn't actually vote for this autistic retard.
D..Do you know where the hell you are?
>>722902865
A amusement park for autistic children
No I didn't vote for Obama. I'm not a cuck