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>>722924047
hold the power button and home button down for 20 seconds until the screen goes blank and the apple logo reappears. if this doesn't work you're fucked.

>>722924047
jailbroken?

>>722924537
Nope

Welcome fellow 4channer *tips wolfhat* (lol so random)

Rule number one is that the chan loves bananas so post pictures of them whenever you like to liven up a thread.

If someone says something you don't like, call them Autistic and they will stop (it's in the rules).

Also, try to be as edgy as possible, talk about rape and genocide like the rest of your anon schoolfriends and you'll fit in perfectly. :^)

do a barrel roll

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I hope you get ruined

>>722923890
Ok

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>>722924114
That's right.

> addicted to marajuana
kys

>>722922536
How did you arrive at this point in your life. Take us back

>>722922579
Not physically addicted but psychologically. I can go without it for a day but I feel like shit and become completely depressed

ye

>>722922659
Stfu, there is no guy or face or leader of the chan

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damn right hes our guy, fucking love him after all this shit with the WSJ, him and jontron

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>>722924166
Nigga that batch has two Alicorns, he's going to toss away the yellow Alicorn? Who drew this shit.

>>722923101
shut up fag, we don't care that you don't have any friends to tell

>>722923101
I think you got Timrolled.

Because you got so overhyped by le marketing department that wishing to have it felt much better than actually owning it.

Once you got it delivered, you asked yourself what to do with it. You realized how bored you actually are of it, so you posted a picture of it in the image board 4chan, falling for the apple même.

Now, another faggot wishes to possess this piece of useless hardware, to get Timrolled, just as you did.

>>722924167
It's like The Ring, but the main actor is not a little girl, but a fat neck beard NEET

child porn

>>722923841
Lol

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>>722923841

makes the other guy waste more stamina

>>722923372
This. Also, build revenge faster.

>>722922689
this feels paid for

>heart attack

>>722923840
/thread

>>722923840
lawl

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>>722923315
he would tell you to pray the gay away

>>722922272
listen faggot
Shes over men rn so she wants a friend
theres a couple tactics you can use:
1. Bait an play. make her dependent on you by doing a lot of things with her as a friend. start lacking interest in her and go on your phone more while youre with her. Youll bring out the truth in her and shell think of you in a different way.

2. No bait no play
dont bother her. you already show that you liked her now drop her as if you changed your mind about her. she will either appreciate your time you spent and miss it then change and start asking you for your time to prove she has potential or she might go full loathing mode over her last ex

Both these options are good but I definitely use option 2 the most as it requires the least energy time and money; also it protects your character showing that youre not desperate and that side you showed her is very special .

LMK if you have any more qs young fag

Shameless self bump

>>722922823
disregard this, dude is most likely a virgin retard.

just keep doing what your doing and being yourself. its a hell of alot easier than keeping up an act.

>>722922408
>Be me
>Suicidal since about 6th grade
>Going into college next year
>Mom died giving birth to me
>I was the result of a broken condom
>Dad is a raging alcoholic
>Social anxiety and have no friends
>Flash back to my freshmen year
>Have no friends and no will to live
>Seek friends through internet sites and things like that due to social anxiety
>Get bullied daily for trashy clothes
>A girl 8/10 randomly tries to talk to me, probably a junior
>No idea who or why she is talking to me
>She laughs at almost everything I say
>Says she likes the same kinda music as me
>Same movies
>Same everything
>Borderline perfect
>One day I go over to her house
>Basic hang out
>Ends up taking me to some random place in her neighborhood
>Starts making out with me and shit
>wtf.jpg
>Guy barreling out front door of a house we are by comes buy and socks me right in the face
>Tells me not to mess with his girlfriend
>what.png
>Find out later she was just using me to get her boyfriend to be alpha as fuck and shit
>I was completely used
>Feel like shit
>My only friend in forever was using me

hi OP

>>722923576
Hi anon. I have no friends. Love me

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>>722922710
How am I suppose to join if I'm browsing on my phone?

>>722923535
Save photo upload to computer scan there. Or have two phones scan each other

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